[MrGaryy]

Her opening words last night were, 'This is going to be filed under BUMPER'......but she wasn't quite herself - it was obvious that she had forgotten she was coming on the show and got caught out wearing that old mac we all keep by the front door - and it came out BUMMER.

And what a hotch potch it turned out to be. I was lucky and went to a rainy David Gray concert so had the benefit of seeing it as a recording. I recommend this to everyone. It cuts the viewing time down by half and you miss those dire sponsors ads and Paolo Nutini and pear cider, all of which I now hate...

KARLY has gone. I stick to my view that the girl is too NORMAL for BB. I really liked her. We also got rid of the dreadful ex-housemates...it was an appalling idea, terribly badly executed and detracted, like all BB's 'bright' ideas do, from the original concept but we are so far from that now it's hardly relevant raising it....senile Bruce Forsythe would be an appropriate presenter for this shambles....the second best place for ex-housemates is jammed together on benches on BBBM like last night, screaming and being ignored. The best place is....I leave that for another day.

So, BB, or DD, Desperate Dan, brings on new housemates.

Trying to inject some drama they put in KENNETH, Karly's boyfriend, knowing she is leaving. I have an intense hatred for Kenneth. And so many reasons. Did he have to go through the months of auditions, the tedium of them, the humiliation, the waiting, the mind games, the COST?? Like hell he did. He just walks on shouting the odds about money. The vulgar little prick. Give me Karly's phone number...we can get her better than that. (0/10)

I adore BEA (9/10) and she will be the little chum for Freddie we have prayed for. Stupid and jealous NIkki later commented on the expense of Bea's dress, saying she isn't a hippy and is a 'fake'....ignorant girl, some of the richest people I know are hippies, but then Nikki's eyes glaze over if someone isn't talking about her....

I wouldn't watch BB if I were gay, male or female. It's an insult. This time we have DAVID (1/10), Leeds 1989 answer to Greek Gerry from BB8. I've got that blouse, David...better watch your fat, it was straining at the seams....hopefully he will show the confused boys - Charlie and Roddy - what it's really like to be gay, camp and proud...

HIRA (9/10) has my legs. No, really has my legs or at least the ones I was meant to have. She's fabulous...I adore her. I loved her barging past bloody Kenneth to get to the diary room and she looked just like a little kid trying to work out the 'Secret Task'.....I don't think she got it, I don't think I even tried, let it all happen. It's no longer an interactive programme that puts the viewer in the centre...it's just another game-show.

Just when I think I can never hate anyone more than Kenneth on comes TOM (0/10) who thinks he is a nib (funny how BB thinks that showing someone with a horse makes them 'posh') but is a knob.

He attracts older women....not this one, Tom...while I have no grudge against chartered surveyors - my husband employs enough of them - it really doesn't make you irresistible,or 'posh', anymore than having one arm fatter than the other....BUT, BUT, let me stop to think, like little Freddie is so clearly doing now, TOM could be the saviour of Freddie.

He will show, by comparison, just what class, in all senses, our Freddie has. Did anyone notice how Freddie chose to take his token back to his troops rather than accept a treat? The boy is now a man, give him (10/10). He has won this.

Though Siavash, who is also a class act, will give him a run for his money. (9/10) and I don't forget my lovely Sophie, who could just surprise us all...(8/10)

What these newcomers have done, in true BB tradition, is reinforce the position of the original housemates....and make us loyal to them...the viewers still count, BB!!!!!

Watching a recording meant I couldn't jump into the television and strangle that skinny dried up Judy Juniper...but my chance will come...she didn't let the lovely Kathy Burke (100/10) get a word in...so I shall....that word is not BUMPER but BUMMER.

p.s. I did laugh out loud once. It was when Loathsome Lisa was sitting in the rain trying to light a 'fag'. Sometimes, watching BB is a struggle between basic human decency and innate sadism. I could watch that bit 100 times....and probably will.

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I think she is bang on I agree on almost every point. BTW she's only a guest blogger.