[*mazedsalv**]

Big Brother likes to get the housemates involved in Tasks it's good for team spirit and bonding and all that. But Big Brother also likes to chuck in a bit of ritual humiliation too, just to keep things interesting. And with the Greek-themed Task, what better way to humiliate them than by dressing them up as kebab chefs, gods and, erm, Stavros Flatley.

Big Brother announced to the House that the Store Room was open for them to collect their outfits and that they must change immediately into the following Greek icons

Halfwit Zeus (King of Gods)

Thomas Atlas (God of Stength)

Kenneth Hades (God of wealth??)

Marcus Kratos (God of war)

Bea Aphrodite (Goddess of Love)

Charlie and Rodrigo Stavros Flatley

Hira, Siavash and Noirin - Soldiers

Lisa, Dogface and David Kebab chefs

"Oh no we got wigs," cried Lisa as she rummaged around in her costume box

"Aw, you're joking," echoed David as he pulled a pair of naff-looking trainers out of his.

"I've got a moustache and an 80s hairdo," laughed Dogface, but as they began to put on their outfits, the damning realisation of their humiliation began to sink in.

"Let's have a look at you," shouted Lisa to David, "ooh, it suits you!" she added.

But David wasn't very happy. "This wig's making me sweat like a pig," he groaned.

But David's itchy wig was nothing compared to what Dogface was going through. "I look like my ****** dad," she sighed with exasperation.

It happens to everyone eventually, Dogface.

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/b...33498a/view.c4

at Freddie being Zeus the leader.
Charlie and Rodrigo are Stravos Flatley