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These lyrics are addressed to all those millions of US Voters who are so depressed by the poor choice of Candidates in the forthcoming Presidential Election, that they feel like they are standing on the window ledge of a 123rd floor skyscraper which is a raging inferno inside with no way out.

Whatever they do, they are fecked. :laugh:

I rewrote the lyrics about two weeks ago with a view to singing them, and might yet do. :laugh:

First the genuine article, with my rewritten lyrics beneath:

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JUMP by Van Halen

I give up, everything's got me down
You got it tough. Gotta pick between two clowns.
And I know, it's crazy and so unreal.
Supposed to go with your hunches and vote the way ya feel.

Oh can't ya see it's no good voting,
In the worst election there's ever been?
Do ya pick a xenophobic racist?
Or a lying war machine?

Clinton or Trump? Jump
Might as well jump.
Go ahead and jump. Jump.
Go ahead and jump.

Aaa-ohh Hey you! Who said that?
Baby how do you mean?
You say ya don't know, ya won't know 'til the elections been
Well how can ya vote in the worst fecking election there's been
When both of them might be
Even more dangerous than they seem?

Clinton or Trump? Jump
Go ahead and jump.
Might as well jump. Jump.
Go ahead and jump. Jump.

[Guitar solo]

[Keyboard solo]

Clinton or Trump? Jump.
Go ahead and jump.
Don't vote, just jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump.
Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.