[kirklancaster]

A postman delivers a parcel to old time cowboy Roy Rogers at his ranch house home. Roy sits on his veranda and eagerly opens the parcel. It's a very expensive pair of Cowboy Boots sent by a fan.

Roy is delighted and puts the boots on a bench while he rushes in to tell his wife, but while he's gone, a mountain lion creeps onto the veranda and starts ripping the boots to hell.

Roy comes back out of the house with his wife, sees the lion and grabs his rifle. He takes a shot at the lion but it runs off. Poor old Roy is devastated - his new cowboy boots are chewed to bits. He shakes his head and rings the local cops.

An hour later Roy is on the veranda telling the local Sheriff about the incident, when the Sheriffs deputy sees a lion in the distance.

The deputy interrupts Roy and says:

"Pardon Me Roy, Is That The Cat That Chewed Yer New Shoes".

................................Anyone under 100 years old will not 'get' the above awful joke so could LT explain it to them?..........................