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13-03-2009, 08:31 PM | #1 | |||
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Dear Christina,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your Elton John poster & the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon. Best of luck on the sex change, Jonathan Pick a friend, any friend, choose the correct answers, and fill in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them, See what they say. It's Funny! 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue our romance is over Red our affair is over White Im joining the Convent Black I dislike your eyelashes Green our socks don't match Grey you're a pervert Yellow I'm selling myself for candy Pink your nostrils are insulting Brown the mafia wants you No shirt you're mean Other I'm in love with your cat 2. Which is your birth month? January that night you picked your nose February last year when you peed your pants March when your dwarf bit me April when I tripped on peanut butter May when I threw up in your sock drawer June when you punched me in the face July when you smacked my butt August when I saw the purple monkey September when you farted in the bathtub October when I quoted Forest Gump November when your dog humped my leg December when I finally changed my underwear 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos in your apartment Lasagna in your car Pasta outside of your office Hamburgers under the bus Salad as you were eating Kraft Dinner Chicken in your closet Kebab with Jean Chrιtien Fish in a clown suit Sandwiches at the Elton John concert Pizza at the mental hospital Hot dog under a street light Other with George Bush and Stephen Harper 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow hit on Red insult Black ignore Blue knock out Purple pour syrup on White carve your initials into Grey pull the clothes off Brown put whipped cream on Orange smile at Pink pull the pants off of Barefoot sit on Other drive over 5. What's the color of your pants? Black my boyfriend White my father Grey the Catholic Priest Brown your My Little Pony collection Purple my corned beef hash Red my knee caps Blue my salt-beef bucket Yellow my illegitimate child in Ghana Orange my Blink 182 cd Pink the Montreal Canadians goalie None my prized statue of Michael Jackson Other - the elephant in the corner 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs man O.C. emotional One Tree Hill open Heroes frostbitten Lost high House sly Simpsons cowardly The news scarred Idol masochistic Family Guy senile Top Model middle-class Other ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy how awful you are Sad how boring you are Bored that Santa doesn't exist Angry that your smell makes me vomit Depressed that were related Excited that I may pee my pants Nervous the middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried that your car sucks Apathetic that you need a sex-change Ashamed that I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly that I eat garbage Silly that there is no solution to you being dumb Other that your driving sucks 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White/Beige your toe ring Yellow your love letters to me Red your Elton John poster Black your pet rock Blue the couch cushions Green the pictures from Vegas Orange your false teeth Brown your nose hair clippers Grey our matching snoopy underwear Purple your New Kids on the Block blanket Pink the cut toenails Other your booger collection 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B your photo with the mustache drawn on it C/D the oil tank from your car E/F your neighbor's dog G/H my chastity belt I/J the results of that blood-sample K/L your left ear M/N your book of poetry O/P my common sense Q/R your mom S/T your collection of butterflies U/V your criminal record W/X your glass eye Y/Z your lock of hair 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B told my psychiatrist about the bruises C/D never will forget that night E/F always wanted to break your legs G/H hate your cooking I/J mocked you behind your back constantly K/L will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard M/N gave my confession today about the moose poaching O/P was interviewed about the car you stole Q/R always will remember the pep talks S/T get sick when I think of your feet U/V will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X havent showered in a month Y/Z am better off without you 11. What do you prefer to drink? Soft drink Im off to lead a new life as a lemon Coffee I will haunt you when Im incarnated as an Eskimo Milk the apartment building is on fire Water thanks for the cocaine Cider I have a passionate interest for mice Juice you ruined my attempts at another world war and world domination Mineral water you should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot Chocolate your cucumber fetish is weird Beer I'm scratching my butt as you read this Wine our friendship is ruined Hard Liquor I love Oprah Winfrey Other you should stop picking your nose 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand Warm tingly sensations Australia Best of luck on the sex change France Love always Spain Go drown yourself China You make me sick Germany Please dont hurt me Japan Go milk a cow Greece Your everlasting enemy USA Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt Kiss my butt England With enough to undertears of sadness NOW ITS YOUR TURN! Dear (your friends name), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_) (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_). (_12_), (_YOUR NAME) |
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13-03-2009, 08:36 PM | #2 | |||
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LOL i got scared when i read the first bit, i was like 'What affair?!'
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13-03-2009, 08:44 PM | #3 | |||
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Dear Josh,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the cut toe nails to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and your cucumber fetish is weird. Best of luck on the sex change, Christina xXx |
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13-03-2009, 08:50 PM | #4 | ||
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Dear Lauren,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Im joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you farted in the bathtub under a street light and I saw you ignore the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that you need a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mum as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and Im off to lead a new life as a lemon. Kiss my butt, Ross. |
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13-03-2009, 09:25 PM | #5 | |||
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I sent this to my friend Carly, and she sent one back xD
Dear Carly I don't really know how to tell you this, but , our affair is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear outside your office and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I eat garbage. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your book of poetry as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you ruined my attempts at another world war and world domination. Love always, Nicky and Dear Nicky I am sorry to have to tell you that our romance is over. I realised I was not in love with you when I tripped on peanut butter in your closet and I saw you drive over my illegitimate child in ghanda. I'm sure you are frostbitten enough to realise that I may pee my pants. I am returning the couch cushions and your toe ring but I will keep the oil tank from your car for the memorys. You should know that I always will remember the pep talks and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Carly,x |
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14-03-2009, 12:40 AM | #6 | |||
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Gay.
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14-03-2009, 01:17 AM | #7 | |||
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Dear Darenn,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the clothes off my boyfriend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to you being dumb. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and your cucumber fetish is weird. Go milk a cow, Shaun xoxo |
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14-03-2009, 11:37 AM | #8 | ||
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Dear Sia
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you punched me in the face outside of your office and I saw you ignore my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed about the car you stole and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Sam |
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14-03-2009, 11:47 AM | #9 | ||
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Dear Hannah
I dont really know how to tell you this, but your a pervert. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your car and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but i'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I gave my confession today about the moose poaching and I have a passionate interest for mice. Go drown yourself. Fom |
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14-03-2009, 11:53 AM | #10 | ||
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This just full on made me LOL
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14-03-2009, 12:04 PM | #11 | |||
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Mine to bapstar
Dear James, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes . I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off of the Catholic Priest . I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and thanks for the cocaine. Best of luck on the sex change, Caitlin x |
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14-03-2009, 01:09 PM | #12 | ||
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Dear Andy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer and I saw you outside of your office pull the clothes off into [/b]my knee caps[/b]. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning the couch cushions & the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and I'm scratching my butt as you read this. Go drown yourself. Van Perfect Darn that took ages lol, should have put numbers in the top bit so i could know where i was putting answers. |
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14-03-2009, 02:35 PM | #13 | ||
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Dear supernoodles,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but youre mean. I think I realized it when you farted in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Santa doesnt exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this. Your everlasting enemy Tom |
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14-03-2009, 02:40 PM | #14 | |||
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Dear Hugo,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when you smacked my butt in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your book of poetry as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget that night and you ruined my attempts at another world war and world domination. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Mark |
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14-03-2009, 05:56 PM | #15 | |||
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Loving Lucien!
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Mine to Rebecca (BigSister)
Dear Rebecca, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose in your car and I saw you drive over the Montreal Canadians goalie. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your book of poetry as a memory. You should also know that I gave my confession today about the moose poaching and I will haunt you when Im incarnated as an Eskimo . With enough to undertears of sadness, Nicola |
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