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06-08-2009, 09:56 PM | #126 | |||
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'Youve got a transparent forehead'
'whoop-te-****ing-doo-dar' from tonights HL show |
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06-08-2009, 10:09 PM | #127 | ||
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"I could have this whole house jumping through hoops if I wanted to"
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06-08-2009, 10:27 PM | #128 | |||
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Updated, 76 quotes
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06-08-2009, 10:53 PM | #129 | ||
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i love this
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06-08-2009, 10:54 PM | #130 | ||
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06-08-2009, 10:55 PM | #131 | ||
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sophie " in alice in wonderland they had a tea party "
marcus " i hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?" sophie "no" marcus" well they were ******ing w@**ers then" thats just makes me ****ing laugh every time |
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06-08-2009, 11:05 PM | #132 | ||
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He made me laugh tonight when he was in the Diary Room with Charlie.
He was obviously happy with his jam tarts as he held the platter in front of the camera for BB to see and proudly proclaimed: "Look at these barstards!" Just the way he said it |
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06-08-2009, 11:16 PM | #133 | |||
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On LF now.
BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process. Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!' |
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06-08-2009, 11:18 PM | #134 | |||
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About 10 mins ago:
Marcus: Bea, you're a greasy hippy. RANDOMM |
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06-08-2009, 11:38 PM | #135 | ||
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how does marcus know that sand in your vagina is irritating!! lol
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06-08-2009, 11:44 PM | #136 | |||
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07-08-2009, 01:22 AM | #137 | |||
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One from the LF;
It just felt like someone had been punching me in the ribs for a couple of days |
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07-08-2009, 06:16 AM | #138 | ||
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I got those ones from heat magazine,they should have been in this thread already!!!!!:
-"How's my package looking,Karly?" -"Noirin is my favorite girl,not just for the cooking but the tits,a*se and face as well" On why he should give Halfwit an haircut: -"I've shaved thoushands of head before!" "I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured.You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man.It's done and dusted,set in stone.Whatever i do is cool.I breathe cool,I sleep cool.I s*it cool.you can't beat captain cool as ******,it can't be done" The last one is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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07-08-2009, 07:40 AM | #139 | ||
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I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:
While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks... "What's the pastry like?" I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold. |
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07-08-2009, 08:58 AM | #140 | ||
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Marcus' comment about the word "gameplan" should be added too. I think it was:
"Wouldn't 'Gameplan' be a ****ing awesome name for a rock band?" |
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07-08-2009, 09:30 AM | #141 | ||
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We fell off the chair in our house at that one as well. |
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07-08-2009, 12:16 PM | #142 | ||
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On BB after getting warning-"Politically correct pricks"
To Rodrigo-"What is Portugeuse for w*nker then?" Missing Sree-"Worthless little peice of garbage" On healthy eating-"Fish and chips,mushy peas,coke,diet coke,7 up,pickled onions and a platter of other chip shop related things like pies and battered sausages." On Hungersriking-"I told Noirin thers no way your gonna go on hunger strike-your the guttiest bastard in here." To Bea-"How do I sound like Peggy Mitchell you old turd." To Shiavash-"Just say what I say-its an unreal environment,you cannot hold me accountable." 0n BB-"I cant wait to watch some of this back-Im gonna be p*ssin myself." Asked what is the darkhorse-(Pointing at himself)"Film it,live it,love it." On BB Viewers-"They're only tuning in to laugh at the pathetic,whinging little b*stards!" "They hate us for giving them such a sh*t show to watch." On Noirin and Isaac-"Whats the odds the two of them will be *******ing each other later on in the sitting room." On ex's in the house-"If my ex girlfriend came in Id spend the rest of my time having sex-you lot can ******* off." Isaac-"Ballsaac." To David-"Well I think your a *******ing whinging fat *******.What are you gonna say to that-nothing!" Apologising to David-"Round where I live every fourth word out of my mouth is *******." |
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07-08-2009, 12:32 PM | #143 | ||
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07-08-2009, 12:42 PM | #144 | ||
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From yesterday:
"Can I say one thing please?" asked Rodrigo, prompting the room to fall silent. "Don't buy the mystery prize," he said. "I think we should definitely get a mystery prize," said Siavash immediately. "Yeah, it might be a reply from the Queen," said Marcus. Hahahaha! |
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07-08-2009, 01:41 PM | #145 | ||
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To Bea yesterday: 'You're so predictable ... you've got a transparent forehead'.
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07-08-2009, 01:46 PM | #146 | ||
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07-08-2009, 04:24 PM | #147 | |||
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Jaydaughter
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Updated
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07-08-2009, 08:50 PM | #148 | |||
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08-08-2009, 12:20 AM | #149 | |||
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Jaydaughter
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Bump for the LF
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08-08-2009, 03:01 AM | #150 | |||
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Crikey Moses
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Marcus "I'm the only straight guy left"
Dave "Siavash?" Marcus "Well ... maybe!" |
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