[MB.]

But this was the next best thing

[T*]

omfg

[Tom4784]

It's not eurovision until we've seen Shaun in drag.

[LukeB]

well done jake (:

[Drew.]

Thats incredible

[Benjamin]

Jake

[Ammi]

...Jake....totally stunning, there are a lot of lyrics, really great job....

[T*]

this is making me cry

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

..not Glenn stopping traffic with his entry...

[Drew.]

[Jay.]

omg

Jake

[Tom4784]

Probably one of the best so far tbh.

[Niamh.]

Jake I always love yours

[Shaun]

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

[kirklancaster]

OMG really brilliant Dezzy.

[Glenn.]

Crying at jakes

[Mokka]

I think you should sum up Col2 in a song for us as well Jake

well done !!!

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

Augustine you filthy bitch

[Shaun]

I wish this gig was more of a laugh.
You're still pissed.
Yeah but whiskey just makes me cry.
I find a nice vermouth gets me cheerful.
Haha yeah... yeah.
Oh. Austria? Yeah it's Austria, idk.

no postcard here bc jarrod provided his own i believe

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

i was thinking more of a greggs cream horn

[Shaun]

Youtube video

Jaylor Twist takes to the stage which has a large sign with her name in lights. She wears a black jumpsuit and hair back, with the Big Brother Eye in jewels embedded on her outfit. As the music begins, she dances with as much sass as Queen Bee herself. The first drum beats of the song make all of the lights flash in time, with flashes of red and white for Austria. The song then starts as Jaylor stands behind a screen with just her shadow on show.

With the first chorus, Jaylor breaks through the screen and shows herself to the audience dancing around the stage and around her three backing singers. As the song continues, Jaylor reaches the final piece of the act where a large sign, the letters TiBB, appears in neon letters on the stage behind her and explode into colour, with sparks and confetti spraying across the stage. She finishes the song as the sparks explode once more and the sign fades out.

Youtube video

Float Around - Jaylor Twist
I stay up so late
Got nothing on my brain
That's what members say, mmm-mmm
That's what members say, mmm-mmm

I post way too many things
Mostly house designs
At least that's what members say, mmm-mmm
That's what members say, mmm-mmm

But I keep browsing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got these posters
On my mind
Saying, "omgz lol so sassy."

'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around


I never miss a beat
I'm lightning with my jokes
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm watching bitches go (watching bitches go)
I make my mind up as I go (mind up as I go)
And that's why I don't like, mmm-mmm
Members that aren't nice, mmm-mmm

But I keep browsing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got Big Brother
On my mind
Saying, "Go post some more"

'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, hoes that post around here, you could've been getting down to this sick beat.

This song is about members
They be like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna float.
And to the member over there with the hella good hair [Jay]
Won't you come on over Jake-y, We can post, post, post

Yeah ohhh


'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

[Jarrod]

The description isn't the right one

FIX

[kirklancaster]

Excellent entries; Well done Glenn and Jake.

[LukeB]

Shake it off was Italy's xmas entry. i'm taking you to court

(well done great work jarrod )

[MB.]

omgz lol so sassy

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