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25-05-2013, 07:26 PM | #501 | ||
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Adios
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Annie
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25-05-2013, 07:27 PM | #502 | |||
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[The stage backdrop is covered in a large graphic of a recording device. Towards the back of the stage is a small square of ice in the floor, with fur rugs to the sides and a In the foreground, V(LADY)imir Putain is sat in a plush leather armchair, wearing a velvet robe and addressing the camera personally.] Hello, hello Europe and TiBB, we are here to sing The KGB service is now monitoring Ga-ga-gathering intel about everything We've got what it takes to win TiBB Eurovision [Putain jumps up from the armchair and is joined by seven Russian women who grind provocatively behind 'her', as the music kicks in.] Ur-Eurovision, Ur-Eurovision We've got what it takes to win TiBB Eurovision Got problems with our actions or motives? Then let's go Took care of that bitch Alexander Litvinenko Can't be dealing with operatives leaking info We already took out five men two verses ago We're ballin', we're ballin', got some nukes you cannot ignore We lost our heads and our hearts in the cold war We're ballin', we're ballin', could care less about your peace corps We lost our heads and our hearts in the cold war Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh) Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh) And Treotske (And Treotske) And now we're trollin' Lee (eh eh eh) [Putain starts throwing empty vodka bottles at a miffed Lee., who is sat on a bench trying to play Words With Friends] [Defect all you want, but we'll follow you home And we're totes gonna bug your telephone. When you pause or you blink, put a pill in your drink, And we're totes gonna bug your telephone] x2 [Treotske pops up from a spring-loaded hole in the stage and begins dutty-whining towards the dancers] Girl, from here to the Kremlin is my throne (throne) Please just don't tell Joseph Stalin hates me, most def. He's prolly put me to death. Sorry for the history lesson But TiBB needs educatin' America keep hatin' Why's Putain ice skatin'? [Vladimir, bored of Treotske's breakdown, has disappeared backstage and is seen doing the Bolero with a grizzly bear. He pauses in a spotlight as the music dips, and skates in circles with a camera facing him for the whole of the bridge.] Not that I don't like you, I'm just at the Bolshoi U.S. has GaGa but the U.S.S.R. has Tolstoy Sometimes I feel the Western world needs a dictator I'm not taking no prisoners, so see you later See you later, Yes, see you later, Tonight I'm turning Pussy Riot into haters [We're ballin', we're ballin', throwin' human rights to the floor We will arrest anybody we abhor We're ballin', we're ballin', with our mates Ivan and Igor This Soviet Union's gonna show you what for] x2 Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh) Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh) And Treotske (And Treotske) So vote for us, Ammi (eh eh eh) [Defect all you want, but we'll follow you home And we're totes gonna bug your telephone. When you pause or you blink, put a pill in your drink, And we're totes gonna bug your telephone] x2 [Your telephone, y-y-your telephone We'll poison your cup and cover it up And your death's not gonna be that well-known] x2 We're sorry. The member you admire has not been recognised. Please vote Shaun, and try again. xo
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25-05-2013, 07:27 PM | #503 | |||
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filthy mudblood
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Brilliant
and great work Annie Last edited by GypsyGoth; 25-05-2013 at 07:28 PM. |
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25-05-2013, 07:29 PM | #504 | |||
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REVIVAL
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Please vote Shaun and try again haha
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25-05-2013, 07:30 PM | #505 | |||
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Withano
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Oh, Shaun!
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25-05-2013, 07:30 PM | #506 | |||
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Texas Forever
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that was brilliant
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25-05-2013, 07:30 PM | #507 | |||
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The standard this year is absolutely phenomenal!!
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25-05-2013, 07:31 PM | #508 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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Brilliant...
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25-05-2013, 07:32 PM | #509 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..Inspired, just perfectly fabulous, Shaun......
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25-05-2013, 07:32 PM | #510 | |||
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Fantastic Shaun....
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25-05-2013, 07:32 PM | #511 | |||
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ZakJam <3~
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stunning
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25-05-2013, 07:32 PM | #512 | |||
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i really wanted to record it but i couldn't speak that fast in a russian accent
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25-05-2013, 07:33 PM | #513 | |||
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Withano
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Poetic and modest
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25-05-2013, 07:34 PM | #514 | |||
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This is an incredibly tough year to judge.
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25-05-2013, 07:34 PM | #515 | |||
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Now, in every Eurovision song contest so far, we've had the pleasure of greeting the beautiful Ravenheart. But last year, Finland turned their backs on their songstress and opted for a song about a woman in love with a cheetah. Yes. Well, they've learned from their mistakes, and now... she is back!
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25-05-2013, 07:35 PM | #516 | |||
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great entries everyone!
so funy x |
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25-05-2013, 07:35 PM | #517 | |||
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Ravenheart returns after taking last year off, she is back and as surgically altered as ever. Accompanying her is the infamous Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, with whom she has become smitten and dedicated this song to, however because he got his mouth shot off he can only mumble and groan, the bits in italics are by him. Party Like It’s The Last Supper *Ravenheart wearing a little black dress stands on a dark stage with only a spotlight on her, she takes the mic from it's stand, another spotlight flicks on and illuminates Dzhokhar, his mouth area is heavily bandaged, he has a microphone strapped to his head and he is in a pimped out wheelchair* We’re modern day Romeo and Juliet You’re hot enough to make me sweat The world may wish you were aborted But to me you’re cute enough to be deported mumble mumble groan groan Our union makes homeland security mad Our bodies entwine while we’re scantily clad You come inside like i’m a car you hijack We’re made for each other, it’s a matter of fact mumble mumble groan groan I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw You can wrap me up with your your sharia law Cause you’re such a heart blower upper We gonna party like it’s the last supper Just like Zero Dark Thirty It’s time to get down and dirty As your love is like a pressure cooker Slap me like a cheap cheshire hooker Just like singers Rhiana and Chris Brown We won’t care what people say all over town Because you eat my soul like soil erosion Our marathon of love causes an explosion I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw You can wrap me up with your your sharia law Cause you’re such a heart blower upper We gonna party like it’s the last supper You put the love into “I would love to blow up your world” I put my heart into Forever being your girl mumble mumble groan groan mumble mumble groan groan I’m like a winter waiting for the thaw You can wrap me up with your your sharia law Cause you’re such a heart blower upper We gonna party like it’s the last supper mumble mumble groan groan
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25-05-2013, 07:37 PM | #518 | |||
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omfg I'm crying HAHAHA amazing!
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25-05-2013, 07:37 PM | #519 | |||
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Texas Forever
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'however because he got his mouth shot off he can only mumble and groan'
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25-05-2013, 07:37 PM | #520 | |||
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this is another one i've only just read just... wtf claudia LOL
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25-05-2013, 07:38 PM | #521 | |||
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Withano
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mumble mumble groan groan
What a tune haha
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25-05-2013, 07:38 PM | #522 | |||
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25-05-2013, 07:39 PM | #523 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..GG..you never fail to produce something totally brilliant.......
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25-05-2013, 07:39 PM | #524 | |||
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Claudia you amazing
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25-05-2013, 07:39 PM | #525 | |||
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Given the gravity of that previous song, we're taking this next segment seriously. The end is almost nigh, but for now, we must embrace one of tonight's most surprising ventures: Ammi doing hip hop. Here are Tupac ShaKarl and Dr. Audré with "Lithuania Love".
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