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Peter Michael Whittingham (born 8 September 1984 in Nuneaton) is an English professional footballer currently playing for Cardiff City in the Football League Championship. Whittingham was born in Nuneaton, Warwickshire in 1984 and attended school at King Henry VIII School, Coventry.

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We love you Peter

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Peter!!

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''Ooh Betty the cats done a woopsie''

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''Play that funky music whiteboy''

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future england star

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Peter chilling on a bridge, as you do

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LOL!!!!!!
thread of the year

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I am AC milan on football manager

and I signed him, and even though hes not good enoughm, i start him every game

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that's just how special he is

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who?

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http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...m&id=505706399

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Originally Posted by .PJ.

who?

that's an offence

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who? WHO!!?!!?!

WHO?!?!?!!

PJ how can you not know this man!

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he looks like rob bryden in that first picture big chin with a small mouth that can't fiit all of the teeth in.

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pj has just upset the nation

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Peters lookalikes

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lol!!!

we love you peter, we do

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12 goals in 17 games, 9 in the last 6, milestone hat-tricks, countless assists: yep, life is sweet for the left-midfielder at present. So pointing and laughing at Iridonian Zabraks aside, here are a full roster of toes explaining how and why Peter Whittingham is currently more potent in attack than the Luftwaffe was over London in September 1940. (NB – This list isn’t compiled in any kind of rank order)

(1). His new-found willingness to track back and tuck in have led to his team-mates and manager appreciating him more. Confidence, as they say, breeds confidence, and with extra trust being instilled in him by the tactician and fellow City players, Whittingham’s other assets have been accentuated. When you add this extra facet to his already versatile presence in midfield (AMC/AML/AMR), it’s little wonder that Whittingham’s importance and standing in the group has soared.

(2). A shift in the team’s tactical approach leads to more opportunities for Whittingham to ghost into the box. As we sit with our two banks of four off-ball, there is a more cohesive and systematic style to the way in which we gallop upfield upon winning the sponsor-laden leather-jacketed balloon back. This isn’t to say that it’s not beautiful – quite the opposite, in fact. Nevertheless, the training ground-routine goals we’ve seen this season from the team and our no. 7 in particular emphasise the importance of this invigorated cog-esque tactical discipline. The Nuneaton Nani, now starting moves from deeper, is able to get into the box without stalling or reconsidering his options at just the right time to sweep the ball in. Plus, being the class act he is, he retains the option of splicing an entire team with a single killer pass from deep.

(3). The steady presence of Chris Burke out on the right. Last season, Burke’s appearances were sporadic, and there were the likes of Quincy, McCormack and Parry to try/accomodate out in the wide positions. This season however, the Glaswegian has had a clean bill of health and thus, Cardiff’s chalk aficionados have used this consistency to offer more penetration than David Duchovny at a swinger’s party. Burke isn’t an all-out luxury player because he seems to relish defensive responsibilities. Nevertheless, he can dribble and jinx in a manner akin to the kinds of players Scotland was once famed for churning out, and it’s this constant attacking mien that imbibes opposition defenders, thereby offering Whitts the chance to gatecrash the goalkeeper’s territory. Sure, McCormack has the ability to cause this kind of hysteria amongst adversaries too. However, the crucial difference is that Burke is selfless and will opt to go out wide and put a ball into the box for a fellow Bluebird, whereas McCormack tends to try and do it all himself, generally preferring the direct carrying-down-the-centre option.

(4). The Chopra-Bothroyd strike partnership. We’ve had a settled presence up front this season due to the tender ages of Etuhu and Magennis, the uselessness of Feeney, and the injury to McCormack. The Chopra-Bothroyd pairing is perfect for a player like Whittingham: As neither are the run-on-to-the-ball-over-the-top or cross-to-forehead types, they’ll constantly be back in amongst the midfield areas tendering passing druthers. Both are content with receiving the ball on the flanks too, and this lets Whittingham come in and attack from a more centralised location. Correspondingly, Bothroyd’s superb ability to hold the ball up allows Whittingham to jettison the now-binned defensive sitting and move into an attacking area in which to endeavour. As an attacking triumvirate with Chris Burke and Stephen McPhail feeding them, and Joe Ledley a member of the supporting cast, not many Championship defences are able to cope.

fantasiste(5). The form of Stephen McPhail. In Italy, the cult of the Fantasista is deeply embedded into the football culture. A team without one is something of an anomaly, as Jose Mourinho has discovered (though Wesley Sneijder is now slowly starting to grow into the string-pulling role for Inter). Even yo-yo clubs like Reggina (Francesco Cozza), and Livorno (Antonio Candreva) consider the role to be a necessary component in the team, and such players are idolised by the tifosi despite their side’s constant on-pitch struggles. While the majority of fantasistas tend to operate in the trequartista role (Totti, Maradona, Diego to name a few), there are others like Andrea Pirlo who are utilized deeper in a quarterback role. It is l’Architetto who McPhail most resembles, but unfortunately for the Irishman, he’s always struggled to convince City fans of such a luxury player’s worth. It’s an inherently British way of thinking with regards to the sport.
Such wizards are rarely appreciated (David Dunn offers an exception that only serves to prove the rule: nevertheless, his status as *local lad* has played a large part in Blackburn fans’ appreciation of him), and even the Top Four rarely risk such players (see Benitez’s sheer fear of the relative renegade Benayoun). Anyone perceived not to be running about like a headless chicken or making safe two-yard passes is the scourge of the terraces. Imagination is to be stifled, primarily because (admittedly) it takes a number of bad balls before one gets it just right. Luckily for the team and McPhail himself, the increased solidity, movement and collective understanding of the side in the offensive positions this season has led to his renaissance. In fact, it’s been such a turnaround that he’s considered a must-pick by all and sundry at present! Aided by Ledley’s sheer uselessness in comparison, and Chopra’s reading of his clever through-balls, McPhail has also struck up a delightful give-and-go partnership with Whittingham that see the two most visionary players on our side bamboozling anyone daring enough to try and out-think or physically intimidate them. With such intelligence forming the blueprint of all City’s foray forwards (aided too by more of a willingness to try a bit of the melina at the back and build patiently via shorter David Marshall distributions), City are devilishly tricky to snatch the ball from for wave-breakers of all shapes and sizes.

(6). Luck. If we’re going to quantify Whittingham’s success in terms of goals, then the amount of times he’s been given free set-piece opportunities to add to his tally has certainly helped his sparkling 09/10 form. With McCormack screwing up latter-stage 08/09 dot-shots, and then continuing to do so in pre-season, Chopra was supposed to assume the PK-taking berth. However, amidst the no. 8 and Bothroyd having a cat-fight over twelve-yard duties, Whittingham has now been granted sole responsibility for converting the endless set-pieces the team wins, and our league position is all the healthier for it.

(7). The club’s permanent unearthing of a training ground and our groundsmen’s constant pristine pitch-tending means that Whittingham’s technical ability is never left to rot. Self-explanatory in a sense, although I can elaborate further. Speaking in the summer of 2008, Dave Jones noted thus: “Two seasons ago we did not train on grass for three months because the pitches were waterlogged, and for several weeks the astroturf pitches were too dangerous to play on.” Therefore, it was impossible to expect members of the squad to enhance technique during their spells with Cardiff City. Now however, it isn’t just Peter who’s reaping the benefits of not only being able to play his home games on a lush turf, but also working on doing so in practise sessions at freshly-acquired first-class training facilities.

(8). The benefits of consecutive pre-seasons spent in Portugal are showing. Intensive workouts, compounded with ball work on gorgeous bits of lawn have led to Whittingham’s technical ability remaining of the highest standard, and his fitness levels being more than adequate for a player at this level of the game. Correspondingly, lack of involvement with any international side since EURO 2007 (U21) means that he’s been able to manoeuvre and focus on one season to the next working solely with players in a single squad.

whittingham_peter_avfc_profile_2006(9). His quiet personality and paucity of received media scrutiny makes for a non-egotistical worthy wage-earner. Unlike Paul Parry and his marriage troubles, international retirements and general batches of disinterest in life and sport, Whittingham isn’t one for magniloquent rants in the press, sloppy clandestine flings, or going off on two-day benders and missing training. This continued and maintained professional approach off-field has surely helped spur the (still, kinda) youngster onto greater heights.

(10). In a similar vein, the further away his time spent with the England U21s and Villa gets, the more grounded he has become. Perhaps at long last the realisation that he’s at this level until he hauls himself out of it has sunk in. He can no longer afford to think like the proverbial prima-donna or become accustomed to that Premier League lifestyle and all it entails.

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where did you find that lol