[Josy]

You suddenly wake in the night, completely enveloped in darkness, your bedroom door opens slowly and then you hear the floorboards creaking as a dead weight shuffles along them, you have goosebumps at this point then the noises begin... a horrific slurping type of sound followed by raspy breathing small moans and growling, you muster up enough courage to finally look and then you see this at the foot of your bed, staring, ready to pounce...

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What do you do?

[Ammi]

...ask Mr A to take down that mirror at the bottom of the bed and go put on me make up, I reckon.../a chick shouldn't be looking at herself in the early hours and not before she's all styled....

[Smithy]

Say "josy go home"

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...ask Mr A to take down that mirror at the bottom of the bed and go put on me make up, I reckon.../a chick shouldn't be looking at herself in the early hours and not before she's all styled....

Originally Posted by Smithy

Say "josy go home"

You rude little bitch, tell the truth Smithers, you would **** the bed.

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Say "josy go home"

Lmfao

[bitontheslide]

stop sleeping at the cemetry

[reece(:]

Look for my immunity cloak or s/t I don't mess with evil entities

[smudgie]

Tell hubby to stop disturbing me in the middle of the night and get back to his own bed.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Tell hubby to stop disturbing me in the middle of the night and get back to his own bed.

Bagged a looker there, smudge!

[Niamh.]

Die.

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Bagged a looker there, smudge!

Aye, if only he wouldn't have such a close shave.

[LeatherTrumpet]

I would grab my vintage police truncheon that sleeps next to me and smash it to fking bits and feed it to the dog

probably go for a pee next

[Cal.]

Tell my hubby he can do what he wants as long as he doesn't wake me up since he pays the bills after all x

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Josy

You suddenly wake in the night, completely enveloped in darkness, your bedroom door opens slowly and then you hear the floorboards creaking as a dead weight shuffles along them, you have goosebumps at this point then the noises begin... a horrific slurping type of sound followed by raspy breathing small moans and growling, you muster up enough courage to finally look and then you see this at the foot of your bed, staring, ready to pounce...

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What do you do?

Fill my pants !!! Jesus Josy that is horrible,I guess I'de just freeze.

[armand.kay]

Accept death.

[T*]

Ask Fiona Apple for her autograph

[Amy Jade]

The pic is a dead link but I'd probably poop

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

The pic is a dead link but I'd probably poop

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[LeatherTrumpet]

tbh iv had worse

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

tbh iv had worse

[Rob!]

Delete Grindr

[Josy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

tbh iv had worse

I could believe it

[Will.]

Tell you to go to bed

[Vicky.]

Hide under my duvet. Because a duvet is clearly strong enough to save me from something thats going to eat me alive

I actually have paranoia in the night, always think I hear someone coming up the stairs and always imagine some big hairy dud with a knife. Unfortunately I am no longer allowed to cower in terror as I think kids room is closest to stairs so he would do them first, so every night, without fail...at least once I get up thinking I am about to be murdered and am prepared to push some invisible bad guy down the siars..and end up sitting watching them sleep for a few mins then shuffling back off to be feeling stupid. But this is constant :S

[Jordan.]

This happens to me every night and it turns out to be my cat