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25-04-2013, 07:59 PM | #51 | |||
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ZakJam <3~
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via http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/
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26-04-2013, 09:16 PM | #52 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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..I think I've posted this joke before but it's still one of my favourites..(I only know 2 jokes..)..and yeah, a child told me it...
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26-04-2013, 09:21 PM | #53 | |||
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Like a fine whiskey
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The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
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29-10-2013, 09:58 PM | #54 | |||
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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"I'm on a diet" one says
"On you're on a sea food diet" the other replies jokingly "No I'm on a diet, going to eat healthy from tomorrow" "Get it see-food. You see food you eat it, diet " ......nice one init?
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29-10-2013, 10:05 PM | #55 | |||
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I want a joke Ben, not an essay.
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29-10-2013, 10:06 PM | #56 | |||
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Mr Rocket League
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What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blow job |
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29-10-2013, 10:17 PM | #57 | |||
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Like a fine whiskey
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Oh, sorry. Try looking in the mirror then.
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29-10-2013, 10:28 PM | #58 | |||
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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He says 8 months later after the thread is revived. There is the joke too.
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29-10-2013, 10:56 PM | #59 | |||
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10-11-2013, 12:00 PM | #60 | |||
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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There was a murder and an investigation. When the cops arrived at the house they found a man in a bathtub full of milk and banana stuck up his butt. The cop said he must have been a ce-real killer.
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11-11-2013, 06:34 AM | #61 | |||
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Like a fine whiskey
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23-09-2014, 01:15 PM | #62 | |||
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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23-09-2014, 01:29 PM | #63 | |||
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You know my methods
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What's an Irish seven-course meal?
A six pack and a potato. |
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23-09-2014, 04:57 PM | #64 | |||
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What do you call a Spanish Golfer with no pubic hair?
Severe BallackHairLoss |
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23-09-2014, 05:45 PM | #65 | ||
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23-09-2014, 05:47 PM | #66 | ||
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Have ya heard about the Homosexual sparrow ? Flew upside down for a Lark !
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23-09-2014, 05:49 PM | #67 | ||
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What do you call a coke without the c and with a j?
A joke. |
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23-09-2014, 05:56 PM | #68 | |||
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23-09-2014, 05:59 PM | #69 | |||
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What do you call 2 German guys clinging to the wall above a window?
Kurt 'n' Rod. |
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08-11-2014, 03:12 PM | #70 | |||
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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09-01-2015, 05:56 PM | #71 | |||
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Q:What is the definition of male foreplay?
A: you awake
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09-01-2015, 06:19 PM | #72 | |||
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Actually good and funny.
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09-01-2015, 08:19 PM | #73 | ||
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09-01-2015, 08:20 PM | #74 | |||
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28-01-2015, 05:27 AM | #75 | |||
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dr tells me to bring a wee sample from mid stream - you should have seen the looks i was getting from the fishermen me standing in the middle of the stream in my wellies trying to have a wee
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