[Shaun]

You are gold!
Gold...
Always believe in your soul!
Let go of my arm.
You're indestructible!
LET FUCKING GO. PRICK. Here's the United Kingdom.

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[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

You are gold!
Gold...
Always believe in your soul!
Let go of my arm.
You're indestructible!
LET FUCKING GO. PRICK. Here's the United Kingdom.

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Omfg

[Shaun]

that postcard was soundtracked by arista's first words, fyi

[Benjamin]

Dezzy and Glenn.

[Shaun]

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(Shaun A.K.A Bugsy is wheeled onto the stage on what appears to be an operating table, when in actual fact he is on a table in a psychiatric ward due to his trip to Dawlish)



Verse 1:

I suppose I should tell you, what Bugsy is thinking
You'll find him cooking goujon's whilst the rest are out drinking
Whilst the whole place wreaks of shit and he don't wanna complain
He can't wash his smeggy dick, cause' someone clogged up the drain

If I told you about Lucas, you'd go and you'd tut
After two days Turtle fucked off, clearly he'd had enough
There's bedroom fixtures to break, uh-huh, there's Trevor's to rake
And now it's time to drink till death, cause' I can't deal with this place

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

Verse 2:

Place surrounded by kids, did we make the wrong booking?
Purds is on a tin-ban, 'cause a pie he ain't cooking
Raph can't even use the loo, covered in urine and mold
Sick of the sight of cottage pie, Drew's straight on the Foster's Gold

Heading to Ocean's in the evening, they provide cheaper pool
A barmaid GIP who looks like Caro, Andy looks like a tool
Week's never been so good, uh-huh this is a 'must-look'
And by the time you get the sarcasm, you've already booked



Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed (pissed)
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, smeggy dick, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed



Loss of power, shit shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away
Loss of power, shit shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here (pissed).


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[MB.]

Why Arista's first words weren't an entry, I'll never know

[MB.]

But this was the next best thing

[Morgan.]

Loving Shaun's host commentary

[T*]

omfg

[Tom4784]

It's not eurovision until we've seen Shaun in drag.

[LukeB]

well done jake (:

[Drew.]

Thats incredible

[Benjamin]

Jake

[T*]

this is making me cry

[Drew.]

[Jay.]

omg

Jake

[Tom4784]

Probably one of the best so far tbh.

[Niamh.]

Jake I always love yours

[Shaun]

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

Augustine you filthy bitch

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It's true, my under-carriage is like a puff-pastry quiche.

i was thinking more of a greggs cream horn

[Glenn.]

Crying at jakes

[Mokka]

I think you should sum up Col2 in a song for us as well Jake

well done !!!

[Shaun]

I wish this gig was more of a laugh.
You're still pissed.
Yeah but whiskey just makes me cry.
I find a nice vermouth gets me cheerful.
Haha yeah... yeah.
Oh. Austria? Yeah it's Austria, idk.

no postcard here bc jarrod provided his own i believe

[Shaun]

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Jaylor Twist takes to the stage which has a large sign with her name in lights. She wears a black jumpsuit and hair back, with the Big Brother Eye in jewels embedded on her outfit. As the music begins, she dances with as much sass as Queen Bee herself. The first drum beats of the song make all of the lights flash in time, with flashes of red and white for Austria. The song then starts as Jaylor stands behind a screen with just her shadow on show.

With the first chorus, Jaylor breaks through the screen and shows herself to the audience dancing around the stage and around her three backing singers. As the song continues, Jaylor reaches the final piece of the act where a large sign, the letters TiBB, appears in neon letters on the stage behind her and explode into colour, with sparks and confetti spraying across the stage. She finishes the song as the sparks explode once more and the sign fades out.

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Float Around - Jaylor Twist
I stay up so late
Got nothing on my brain
That's what members say, mmm-mmm
That's what members say, mmm-mmm

I post way too many things
Mostly house designs
At least that's what members say, mmm-mmm
That's what members say, mmm-mmm

But I keep browsing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got these posters
On my mind
Saying, "omgz lol so sassy."

'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around


I never miss a beat
I'm lightning with my jokes
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm watching bitches go (watching bitches go)
I make my mind up as I go (mind up as I go)
And that's why I don't like, mmm-mmm
Members that aren't nice, mmm-mmm

But I keep browsing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got Big Brother
On my mind
Saying, "Go post some more"

'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, hoes that post around here, you could've been getting down to this sick beat.

This song is about members
They be like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna float.
And to the member over there with the hella good hair [Jay]
Won't you come on over Jake-y, We can post, post, post

Yeah ohhh


'Cause the posters gonna post, post, post, post, post [Arista]
And the members gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Tom]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around
Some members gonna whine, whine, whine, whine, whine[Cal]
And the others gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake [Mollie]
Baby, I'm just gonna float, float, float, float, float
Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around

Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around
I, I, I Float around, Float around