[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left

[Amy Jade]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried

[Denver]

You just know Bernie will murder Evie with Tiffs double sided dildo

[andybigbro]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted

[Alf]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar

[RileyH]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also

[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as

[Twosugars]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum.

[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John

[JerseyWins]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the

[Tony Montana]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You just know Bernie will murder Evie with Tiffs double sided dildo

oh

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow, who had a

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You just know Bernie will murder Evie with Tiffs double sided dildo

Originally Posted by Marsh.

oh

Oh at me posting in the wrong thread

[SherzyK]

(I wanna conclude chapter 1 so let’s wrap it up and begin chapter 2)

[BBUKAUSFAN]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow, who had a rope wraped around

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow, who had a rope wrapped around her left leg

[JerseyWins]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow, who had a rope wrapped around her left leg and attached to

[andybigbro]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow, who had a rope wrapped around her left leg and attached to Laquisha’s left breast.

[Ant.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from Zak from Emmerdale’s big, hairy left nostril. Lindsay cried because it tasted like Sarsons vinegar and was also as bitter as Zak's stale cum. Along came John to save the bitter twisted cow, who had a rope wrapped around her left leg and attached to Laquisha’s left breast. She screamed "OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[SherzyK]

(This concludes chapter 1)

Chapter 2:

Gemma heard the

[Matthew.]

Gemma heard the neighbour Phyllis having

[Tony Montana]

Gemma heard the neighbour Phyllis having an unusual orgasm

[Ant.]

Gemma heard the neighbour Phyllis having an unusual orgasm, sounding very painful.