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26-07-2019, 09:46 AM | #1 | |||
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BOOZY BIRDS Aggressive boozed-up seagulls are falling off roofs, vomiting on people and flying into cars after drinking our beer dregs
BOOZY British seagulls have been spotted falling off rooftops, vomiting on people and even flying into cars. The winged menaces, who have hit the headlines this week after a "psycho" gull snatched chihuahua Gizmo in Devon, have been seen drinking the dregs of pint glasses up and down the country. But, like the rest of us, they can't cope with too much of the stuff - and have been left stumbling around, confused and reeking of booze, after over-indulging. And it appears boozed-up birds have been known to get so drunk they're physically sick - just like humans. Opportunistic gulls have been seen pinching pints, guzzling glasses of wine and pecking up the last few drops of booze from discarded bottles across the UK. The increasingly aggressive nature of British seagulls has hit headlines with reports of dead dogs, pensioners pecked on the head by violent gulls and a postman left shaken by repeated attacks. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/958232...box=1564076853
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26-07-2019, 10:22 AM | #2 | |||
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I ain't no seagull but I've picked up a few dogs in my time!
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26-07-2019, 10:28 AM | #3 | |||
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It made me laugh at first but then as much as I hate seagulls I feel slightly sorry for them as they are only drinking stuff like that to hydrate themselves they will be as hot and thirsty as the rest of us in this heat
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26-07-2019, 10:35 AM | #4 | |||
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Seagulls are the ladsladslads of the bird world?
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26-07-2019, 10:52 AM | #5 | ||
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Great, so now we have to avoid bird puke, aswell as ****. I wonder if they have a point system for people they puke on, like I am positive they have to have for ****ting. 5 points for a person, 2 points for a car!
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26-07-2019, 11:00 AM | #6 | ||
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We cant blame them for seeking food or drink
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26-07-2019, 11:36 AM | #7 | ||
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26-07-2019, 11:38 AM | #8 | ||
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As long as he don’t go home and beat up Mrs sea gull.
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26-07-2019, 12:11 PM | #9 | |||
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...gulls just wanna have fun..?...
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26-07-2019, 12:30 PM | #10 | ||
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The alcohol won't help but Seagulls do vomit on people, they are trying to scare off.
As well as messing on them. Swooping at them too. Annoying birds, really they can be. |
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26-07-2019, 12:37 PM | #11 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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These things are always causing trouble one way or another
Very fly pun their Ammi
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26-07-2019, 01:02 PM | #12 | |||
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26-07-2019, 01:05 PM | #13 | |||
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26-07-2019, 02:24 PM | #14 | |||
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sick of this wanton gumlismaphobia
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26-07-2019, 02:26 PM | #15 | |||
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a pun on awks and auks the genus of bird gulls are related to not one bloody laugh i am totally wasted on this site |
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26-07-2019, 03:05 PM | #16 | ||
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Well gully gosh that sure does suck mister. But you know, I'm beakinning to think the same thing, it's flocking ridiculous.
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26-07-2019, 03:16 PM | #17 | ||
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26-07-2019, 03:43 PM | #18 | ||
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26-07-2019, 03:44 PM | #19 | |||
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Never mind the Gulls
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26-07-2019, 03:52 PM | #20 | |||
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26-07-2019, 03:54 PM | #21 | |||
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26-07-2019, 04:16 PM | #22 | |||
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26-07-2019, 04:47 PM | #23 | |||
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26-07-2019, 04:47 PM | #24 | |||
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26-07-2019, 04:48 PM | #25 | |||
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