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Old 31-08-2019, 04:11 PM #1
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Default I’m gonna fail my pissing driving test!!!

Sorry if everyone thinks I’m attention seeking I’m literally so stressed about it it’s on Thursday and I’m definitely going to fail it and I don’t know whether to postpone it or not!!!
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If you don’t think you’re ready, don’t take it. It’s an expensive test to take if you’re not ready.
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If you know your definitely going to fail it then yeah postpone it and do more lessons. I failed mine 3 times and it was all for small silly mistakes
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I'd probably fail a pissing & driving test as well

But really just go for it. You can always just take it again and at least you'll have experience for what it'll be like. It's easier than people think, you'll probably pass
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I will NEVER pass I’m so gross I hope I pass away
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I misread the title for a sec and I thought this thread was about how you'll fail driving your piss in the right direction .

But I think you'll be okay, the best thing to do is not stress too much but also use any stress you have to your own advantage by using it to learn how to drive as best you can and then you'll be fine next week .
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If you go into it thinking like that you WILL fail, either sort yourself out or postpone and take some more lessons
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Have you tried watching mock tests on YouTube?

Like this...



This is a real test.

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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the test I took was in a huge empty lot with a ton of paths made with cones and **** It took 10, maybe 15 mins, to complete lol... (I mean they made it look decently like actual roads with stop signs and stuff but no other actual cars on the roads)

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I'm jk though It's easier on the streets. The whole cone-roads aspect was probably the most confusing/difficult part for me... especially trying to park in between 4 cones
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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the test I took was in a huge empty lot with a ton of paths made with cones and **** It took 10, maybe 15 mins, to complete lol... (I mean they made it look decently like actual roads with stop signs and stuff but no other actual cars on the roads)


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American driving tests are way easier than the UK one.
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I had to take a US test when I worked there, it was far easier than the UK one

Cal, you will hopefully be fine....just try and relax
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Best advice I got from my driving instructor was no matter what happens during the test keep going, lots of people make a couple of mistakes and give up halfway through thinking they already had failed by that point and alot if times it was what they did after they'd given is up is what failed them. You can do it
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Literally go 5-8mph under the speed limit at all times, give yourself a chance to think - you’ll be fine.

Also, the fortnight before my test, I booked out like 6 different instructors. You’re not obliged to stick to one instructors timetable. Hire another.
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Ahhh no wonder everyone is so worried about this test over there

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Give yourself a slap it's only saturday..
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I have mine on Wednesday :/ think positive! Do some warrior poses
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We'll this is a tad melodramatic.
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Thank you so much everybody for all of your advice/input. Ultimately I've decided to postpone it. The earliest appointment i can get is November but I'm going to keep checking for cancellations to get an earlier one!

Good luck Kizzy!
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Omg I watched the second one last night! He does it so well!
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Lol, I failed 8 times. You’ll be fine
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Yes you will fail because you are a FAILURE

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