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03-12-2008, 07:34 PM | #26 | |||
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"You had sex with him?!?!?"
Worst time for a class to go silent ever. :| |
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03-12-2008, 07:40 PM | #27 | ||
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"I can't come"
I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like |
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03-12-2008, 07:42 PM | #28 | ||
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03-12-2008, 07:45 PM | #29 | ||
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03-12-2008, 07:45 PM | #30 | |||
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03-12-2008, 07:47 PM | #31 | ||
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03-12-2008, 07:49 PM | #32 | |||
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03-12-2008, 07:50 PM | #34 | ||
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A few things off of the top of my head...
* I was walking down the street with my friends, and one said as a joke "yeah, if you are really horny, there is more chance that you'll conceive twins." And this old man went by on a bike and shouted "that's not true!!!" that was funny! * Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused! |
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03-12-2008, 07:50 PM | #35 | ||
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imagine the convo "I'm at the surgery..I cant come" "No, that isnt why I'm at the Doctors, I'm just saying Im not able to be with you now because I'm here" |
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03-12-2008, 07:51 PM | #36 | ||
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03-12-2008, 07:52 PM | #38 | ||
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03-12-2008, 07:55 PM | #39 | ||
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!
* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed. * We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home". SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems. |
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03-12-2008, 07:57 PM | #40 | |||
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Like 3 weeks ago when i was obsessed with the ting tings Someone in my class said I wonder if the ting tings shag ( he was listening to his ipod ) and he didnt realise it was so quite. I wanted to die cause he was right next to me. I am sure my face turned like purple or something. My friend asked if i was ok but i was like ermmm yeh i feel sick.
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03-12-2008, 07:57 PM | #41 | ||
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03-12-2008, 07:58 PM | #42 | ||
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stop it you'll really split my sides soon, poor girl and if its any consolation to her Ive come very close to doing the phone thing myself |
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03-12-2008, 07:58 PM | #43 | |||
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"OMG! YOUR GAY!!!?"
"Yes Kate I Love Him!!" "I know she's looking like a tramp today" |
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03-12-2008, 08:00 PM | #44 | |||
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03-12-2008, 08:02 PM | #45 | |||
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03-12-2008, 08:11 PM | #46 | |||
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03-12-2008, 08:12 PM | #47 | ||
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03-12-2008, 08:16 PM | #48 | |||
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Your ex sounds like a right laugh! |
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03-12-2008, 08:54 PM | #49 | |||
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Me: What's that thing running across the path!??!
Dad: A stoat. Me: Dad!! Stones can't run! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- *in a car with my dad and bf* News: And today a man was charged with shooting his best friend in the head with a pellet gun. Me: *looks confused* Bf: What's up? Me: A pelican? How did he shoot him in the head with an animal? Dad: ... Pellet.... gun.... Me: .... Oh. |
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03-12-2008, 09:37 PM | #50 | |||
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LMAO Lauran and Angie.
------------------------------- Well the other day I accidently called my MALE English teacher MUM. |
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