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Old 03-12-2008, 07:34 PM #26
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"You had sex with him?!?!?"

Worst time for a class to go silent ever. :|
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"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

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I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

Haha yeahh we are like that, we would all laugh at that too if we heard that
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I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

You can't though......... lol
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I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

You can't though......... lol

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"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

You can't though......... lol
You'd know, you were the disappointed one
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"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

You can't though......... lol
You'd know, you were the disappointed one
Ok ouch. Point taken.
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"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

You can't though......... lol
You'd know, you were the disappointed one
Ok ouch. Point taken.
You've said that to me already as well.
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A few things off of the top of my head...

* I was walking down the street with my friends, and one said as a joke "yeah, if you are really horny, there is more chance that you'll conceive twins." And this old man went by on a bike and shouted "that's not true!!!" that was funny!

* Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused!
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I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

LOL, or in a doctors waiting room

imagine the convo

"I'm at the surgery..I cant come"

"No, that isnt why I'm at the Doctors, I'm just saying Im not able to be with you now because I'm here"

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A few things off of the top of my head...

* I was walking down the street with my friends, and one said as a joke "yeah, if you are really horny, there is more chance that you'll conceive twins." And this old man went by on a bike and shouted "that's not true!!!" that was funny!

* Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused!
Lmao.
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"I can't come"

I was on about not being able to go out somewhere but when the class went silent, you know what 16/17 year olds are like

You can't though......... lol
You'd know, you were the disappointed one
Ok ouch. Point taken.
You've said that to me already as well.
Ok I don't get that one but it was an insult
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* Another time I had to kiss a girl in a play, and she really liked me. Her best friend and me were in a taxi, and she said that her best friend had told her we had kissed with tongues....I shouted really loudly "I DID NOT SLIP THE TONGUE IN!" The taxi driver looked very confused!
wow you were lucky he didnt crash LMAO
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.
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Like 3 weeks ago when i was obsessed with the ting tings Someone in my class said I wonder if the ting tings shag ( he was listening to his ipod ) and he didnt realise it was so quite. I wanted to die cause he was right next to me. I am sure my face turned like purple or something. My friend asked if i was ok but i was like ermmm yeh i feel sick.
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* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.
LMAO, especially for the 2nd one
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop it you'll really split my sides soon, poor girl and if its any consolation to her Ive come very close to doing the phone thing myself
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.


lmao! I bet shes blonde lol
LMAO, especially for the 2nd one
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.
ROFLMYCOPTER!!!! I must meet her.
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.


lmao! I bet shes blonde lol
LMAO, especially for the 2nd one
I didnt put the blonde thing btw, dont know how that got there.
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.
ROFLMYCOPTER!!!! I must meet her.
I MUST meet her too, we would have such a laugh.
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I have the stupidest ex-girlfriend in the WORLD! She comes out with stupid stuff!


* We were in Burger King, and she was looking at the pictures above the counter and she said, "why did they take a picture of those burnt cookies?!" I said, "They're Oreos". She was very embaressed.

* We were in a shop and her mobile started ringing. She started looking around in her handbag (which is massive) and she was swearing, and moaning that she couldn't find her phone. It stopped ringing, and she sighed and said, "I must have left it at home".

SERIOUS DUMBASS. I'll try and think of some more of her gems.

Your ex sounds like a right laugh!
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