Marcus' Famous Quotes Thread - 101 Quotes!

[Jayson]

Post all Marcus quotes here and they will be added to the list :dazzler:

Old one isn't being updated :laugh:

1. I could pull that truck with my bellend

2. I could kill him with my eyebrow

3. I am captain cool as ****

4. I am THE irrepressible dark horse

5. If they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag

6. Trousers exist

7. Big Brother: Would you like to say anything Marcus?

Marcus: Yes, you're talking ****

8. Yeah, thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing, because my stomach juices are so strong and that.

9. Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?

10. Marcus: You can be identical yourself, but not be yourself

Tom: What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus

11. I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him

11. My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers

12. He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants

13. Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix

14. Blah blah blah and everything like that!

15. Big Brother: In a conversation with Noirin, you said, I will show him the meaning of pain
Marcus: yeah thats from a film

16. I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow

17. To Sree: Shut up you girl!

18. Will reap the whirlwind

19. When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:

I'd rather do something like... set fire to ourselves

20. To Tom... You're not all that and a bag of potato chips

21. I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson

22. BB: Mathematical sense or nonsense?

Marcus: You w*nker!

BB: You have just forfeited your 3 tokens

Marcus: Oh dont be a prick

23. My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since. I don't regret it.

24. Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?

Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens

Big Brother: No

Marcus: ...

25. Captain Cool does not suffer from jangly nerves

26. About Nikki Grahame: She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts

27. This is probably the shittiest big brother ever

28. BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?

Marcus: am I allowed to swear?

BB: if you need to

Marcus: I couldnt really give a ***** to be honest

29. Noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yeah, like shes seen the *****ing radio times?

30. On Isaac's entry - Marcus: I don't have to say a ****ing word

31. BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof - Marcus: Yeh this isn't colditz mate

32. I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing

33. That was bollocks, it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of Adrian Mole

34. Sree, dont ***** about

35. What a load of w*nk

36. I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse

37. I am the X factor

38. Tom is a w*nker

39. That is verging on sexual harassment

40. I don't like these little peacock displays

41. Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they are all fake thoughts

42. Nah, I don't think much of her. I think she's a *****ing idiot to tell you the truth

43. I'm sorry but that's double standards and a complete ***k

44. Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored

45. He's getting ideas above his station

46. Food bandit

47. Shut up and kiss me

48. Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening

49. Big Brother 10, bringing Bedlam into the 21st century

50. After Noirin and Isaac exit the house - Now we've got two extra duvets to take into the garden!

51. While Sophie is using the toilet: I'm going to find another toilet, when I want a p*ss I have a p*ss. I don't wait for anyone!

52. The viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cause all we're doing is moaning and whinging

53. I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks prediction of behaviour

54. Talking to Bea about David:

I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white

55. You can't stop the champ! I'm a force of nature, you can't stop a force of nature

56. Men like a womans' breasts, her cleavage, because it looks like a butt and makes them want to mate

57. Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in

58. When he saw George Lamb on BBLB.

"We're not ****ing sleeping you *****!" on Live TV

59. He definitely is a food-bandit

60. On Lisa: She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!

61. It's going to be a very argumentative week in the house, I think ... and to be honest, I'm looking forward to it! There hasn't been enough arguments!

62. About Siavash, Day 60: He just bullshits so much. He says something and I just think 'Bull wack, mate'.

63. In jail: Take me to America please. I should be ready to leave in a few moments. Thank you

64. No-one can stop a force of nature, whilst removing the mirror from the toilet wall.

65. All those women having a good old strum over a picture of the Dark Horse

66. David and Lisa annihilated the butter

67. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party

Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?

Sophie: no

Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then

68. On Live Feed after Bea said he sounds like Peggy Mitchell.

YOU'RE BARRED! ***** OFF!

69. I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!

70. Bea: You look like you're made of butter

Marcus: You look like you're made of Philadelphia!

71. To Bea... Did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your arse and say oh look Siamese twins?

72. I'm made of twisted steel and sex appeal

73. "I would say that my arse is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation", said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea. "Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added

74. You've got a transparent forehead

75. Whoop-te-****ing-doo-dar

76. I could have this whole house jumping through hoops if I wanted to

77. Oh get the sand out of your vagina!

78. Bea, you're a greasy hippy

79. How's my package looking, Karly?

80. Noirin is my favorite girl, not just for the cooking but the tits, a*se and face as well

81. On why he should give Halfwit an haircut: I've shaved thousands of head before!

82. I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured. You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man. It's done and dusted, set in stone. Whatever I do is cool. I breathe cool, I sleep cool. I s*it cool. You can't beat captain cool as ******, it can't be done

83. While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...
What's the pastry like?

84. Wouldn't 'Gameplan' be a ****ing awesome name for a rock band?

85. On BB after getting warning: Politically correct pricks

86. To Rodrigo: What is Portugeuse for w*nker then?

87. Missing Sree: Worthless little peice of garbage

89. On healthy eating: Fish and chips, mushy peas, coke, diet coke, 7-up, pickled onions and a platter of other chip shop related things like pies and battered sausages

90. On Hungersriking: I told Noirin thers no way your gonna go on hunger strike-your the guttiest b****** in here

91. To Bea: How do I sound like Peggy Mitchell you old turd

92. To Siavash: Just say what I say-its an unreal environment,you cannot hold me accountable

93. On BB: I cant wait to watch some of this back-Im gonna be p*ssing myself

94. Asked what is the darkhorse: (Pointing at himself) Film it, live it, love it

95. On BB Viewers: They're only tuning in to laugh at the pathetic, whinging little b*stards!

96. They hate us for giving them such a sh*t show to watch

97. On Noirin and Isaac: Whats the odds the two of them will be *******ing each other later on in the sitting room?

98. On ex's in the house: If my ex girlfriend came in I'd spend the rest of my time having sex - you lot can ******* off

99. On Isaac: Ballsack

100. To David: Well I think your a *******ing whinging fat *******. What are you gonna say to that? nothing!

101. Apologising to David: Round where I live every fourth word out of my mouth is *******

102. Marcus: I'm the only straight guy left
David: What about Siavash?
Marcus: Well... maybe!

[Brad.]

There is already a thread but i dont care. he has new ones every day so whatever:tongue:

[Jayson]

The old one isn't being updated :tongue:

[Hedgie]

In a non psycho/stalkery way...i have them all saved to a word document :blush2:
Damn thats embarrasing to admit.

[Brad.]

My faves:

'i could pull that truck with my bellend'
'I could kill him with my eyebrow'
'I am captain cool as ****'
'i am THE irrepressible dark horse'
'if they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag'

Im sure other people will add loads more soon.

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Hedgie
In a non psycho/stalkery way...i have them all saved to a word document :blush2:
Damn thats embarrasing to admit.

i like that:thumbs:

[ohflip]

Originally posted by Hedgie
In a non psycho/stalkery way...i have them all saved to a word document :blush2:
Damn thats embarrasing to admit.

scary :whistle:

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Hedgie
In a non psycho/stalkery way...i have them all saved to a word document :blush2:
Damn thats embarrasing to admit. Post them all :dance2:

[Hedgie]

Originally posted by ohflip
Originally posted by Hedgie
In a non psycho/stalkery way...i have them all saved to a word document :blush2:
Damn thats embarrasing to admit.

scary :whistle:
Can i have your phone number? :love: :tongue:

[Brad.]

Shmexy colours Jayson!

'trousers exist' is another one for the list - I will find loads more in a minute :)

[Jayson]

Every 5 quotes the colors will change :elephant:

[Hedgie]

BigBrother: "Would you like to say anything Marcus?"

Marcus: "Yes you're talking ****"
"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

“I Can Pull Trucks With My Bellend”



“Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?”

Marcus: "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom: "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

“Blah blah blah and everything like that!”

Big Brother: " in a conversation with Noirin, you said, i will show him the meaning of pain"

Marcus: yeah thats from a film

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

“Will reap the whirlwind”

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:

"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"


To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips"

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"

My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since.
I don't regret it.

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?

Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:

Big Brother: No.

Marcus:

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangly nerves."

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a f uck to be honest

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

On Isaac's entry - Marcus: "I don't have to say a ****ing word"

BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof

marcus " yehh this isnt colditz mate"

“if they start having sex in the middle of the night i'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag”

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"

[AfroMullet]

Whats the original conversation with "I'll show him the meaning of Pain"? He said aload of funny stuff before that, something like "We're see if he still thinks im a twat when i cave his ****in face in".

[Brad.]

Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?
My ****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid wankers
He comes in bloody crying and pissing his pants
Sree, dont **** about
This ain't Colditz mate
What a load of wank
I'd rather do something like... set fire to ourselves
I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse
I am the X factor
Tom is a wanker
That is verging on sexual harassment
Captain cool doesnt suffer from jangly nerves
I don't like these little peacock displays
I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behaviour
She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts
Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they are all fake thoughts
That was bollocks it was a natterjack toad, I know that species because it was part of Adrian Mole
Nah, I don't think much of her. I think she's a ****ing idiot to tell you the truth
I'm sorry but that's double standards and a complete wank
Noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yeah, like she's seen the ****ing radio times

BAM! there you go jayson! (all copy and pastable)

[Claymores]

5 is the magic one - just so wacky

You'rea heamorhoid Jayson to quote my other BB fave my pal:cheer2:

[Brad.]

I reckon we can get 100 by the end of the series

[Brad.]

He's getting ideas above his station
Food bandit
Shut up and kiss me

[Jayson]

Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored :joker:

[Shasown]

Tigers are dying out because they are bored!!!

[ElProximo]

This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously.

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored :joker:

LMAO!!!!!!!!! legendary:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[em_loves_it]

Originally posted by Shasown
Tigers are dying out because they are bored!!!

they have depression dont you know!

[Jack_]

On Live Feed just then something about 'like a baboon's arse'. :joker:

This guy is an absolute legend. I HAVE to meet him one day.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously. You actually bored me.

[Jayson]

Were going at an average of a quote per minute in this thread :joker:

[Brad.]

seriously, this guy MUST know what an absolutely legendary one-liner he is!

[Jayson]

This thread will be longer than Sree's :dazzler:

[Shasown]

Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening.

Big Brother 10 bringing Bedlam into the 21st century

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Shasown
Now I know why the victorians thought it was great to go and watch the inmates in the local asylums on an evening.

Big Brother 10 bringing Bedlam into the 21st century

Is that another quote from him?????

[Jayson]

Keep 'em coming! :hello:

[shash]

after Noirin and Isaac exit the house [smiling] "Now we've got two extra duvets to take into the garden!"


while Sophie is using the toilet: "I'm going to find another toilet, when I want a p*ss I have a p*ss. I don't wait for anyone!"

[Jayson]

We're in our 50's! :dance2:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:

That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.

[shash]

Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:

That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.

and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:

That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.

and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:

exactly.:thumbs:

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by shash
Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Jayson
We're in our 50's! :dance2:

That's epic, seriously. which other housemate in the HISTORY OF BB has had that many decent quotes? errrr. none.

and gathered in under an hour! :thumbs:

exactly.:thumbs: Marcus quotes thread > Sree quotes thread.

[setanta]

Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway.

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously. You actually bored me. Yes it bored me too lol

[setanta]

I also love the one where Freddie and himself are discussing team Nasty and how their plans have failed and that all the bullshit and lies are gradually being exposed and there's nothing they can do now, cuz the batte lines have already been drawn. They basically have to sit there and take it.

Cue, "they must be f£$king hating it", and then that manic laugh of his. I thought that was a brilliant moment.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway. Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:

[setanta]

Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway. Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:

I don't know if I got the second one bang on, but I think it's close enough to what was said. It was on livefeed so you'll have to take my word for it. lol.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by setanta
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by setanta
Do you have the one where he says to Tom: "You're not all that and a bag of potato chips"?

Or the one where he says something like, "the viewers at home must be praying that the house gets hit by a meteorite cuz all we're doing is moaning and whinging"... something like that anyway. Have added the second one, already have the first :thumbs:

I don't know if I got the second one bang on, but I think it's close enough to what was said. It was on livefeed so you'll have to take my word for it. lol. I trust you. Now take my hand.

[/titanic]

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously. You actually bored me. Yes it bored me too lol

Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it.

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously. You actually bored me. Yes it bored me too lol

Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it. lol you have serious issues there :rolleyes:
It seems to me your obsession with all things marcus is upsetting you but dont worry we all like him its just that we admit it and your fighting it.
Come on now let out the love for the dark horse you know you want to. :wink:

[Jayson]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously. You actually bored me. Yes it bored me too lol

Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it. To quote the dark horse, "**** off" :thumbs:

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by ElProximo
Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by ElProximo
This really is a great idea. It says a lot about Marcus and I believe a psychiatrist would be interested in this data.
Its all talk.
It really does show up the intellectual hypocrisy and contrast the talk-to-character disparity.
When you put them altogether you are 'hearing' what must be this superhero/supervillain who just marched in, kicked ass, took names, bitchslapped BB and then urinated draft beer on the face of all the little turds that didn't jump fast enough.
Which is really a projection of Marcus fears and how he hates to see himself (which is actually his fathers view of himself).

Fascinating stuff!

and I'd also love to see a list of the contradictory and meandering long excuses/self-aggrandizing complaints he would go on in his incredible sulk talks with Noirin or Tom etc.
Those would be worth saving for later therapy sessions. Seriously. You actually bored me. Yes it bored me too lol

Yes because it was a realistic description of Marcus in the BB House.
Not your fantasy ones where you exaggerate 'awesomeness' in painting toys at Mums house.

Bored?
Good.. well that is how the rest of us feel watching Marcus make fake superhero one-liners he doesn't actually live by.
Good.
Wallow in it. To quote the dark horse, "**** off" :thumbs:


Lets see if I can do what Marcus does...
All I need to do is 'say' cool sounding 'pwnage' type of bullshit.
Hmmm okay here we go:

- Don't tell me to **** off!

- Go get your shine box.. ...bitch!

- Never dare El Proximo - you might get your wish!

- You mess with the best you die like the rest!

- I kill em all and let God sort them out later!

- If I look at you I know your inner thoughts boy!

- I have scanned a room and I own all the little ***** in it within 3 seconds and make those little ***** do what I want if I feel like it!

- Outside this forum I can beat you up and ****'n thrill over how easy it will be!

- If I want a woman I can have her - it is a question of whether or not she gets me!

- I am THE Unstoppable Force AND THE Immovable object!

- People call me 'Legendary Hawkwind'

- One finger and youre dead!

.....................
Wow this is incredibly easy. I'm making tea and did that in 30 seconds.
No different than Marcus who has 16 hours a day and a year before that to think up as many stupid 'talk' one-liners he imagines a cool hard man superhero would say.
no different.
I don't really act or subscribe or do most of those things just like Marcus does not actually do, live or carry out his shitty collection of fake gum flapping one-liners.

Tell me when I get more quotes than Marcus and see if you hypocrites will give me just as much praise?
I deserve at least as much.

[Jack_]

the alimighty marcus shall not be beaten. here's some rock n roll for ya PMSL.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Lets see if I can do what Marcus does...
All I need to do is 'say' cool sounding 'pwnage' type of bullshit.
Hmmm okay here we go:

- Don't tell me to **** off!

- Go get your shine box.. ...bitch!

- Never dare El Proximo - you might get your wish!

- You mess with the best you die like the rest!

- I kill em all and let God sort them out later!

- If I look at you I know your inner thoughts boy!

- I have scanned a room and I own all the little ***** in it within 3 seconds and make those little ***** do what I want if I feel like it!

- Outside this forum I can beat you up and ****'n thrill over how easy it will be!

- If I want a woman I can have her - it is a question of whether or not she gets me!

- I am THE Unstoppable Force AND THE Immovable object!

- People call me 'Legendary Hawkwind'

- One finger and youre dead!

.....................
Wow this is incredibly easy. I'm making tea and did that in 30 seconds.
No different than Marcus who has 16 hours a day and a year before that to think up as many stupid 'talk' one-liners he imagines a cool hard man superhero would say.
no different.
I don't really act or subscribe or do most of those things just like Marcus does not actually do, live or carry out his shitty collection of fake gum flapping one-liners.

Tell me when I get more quotes than Marcus and see if you hypocrites will give me just as much praise?
I deserve at least as much. Wow, they were shitter than than Will Young's greatest hits.

You really are boring. Just like your fave :thumbs:

[ElProximo]

Hira > Marcus.

here is another quote for me:

"Hira owns Marcus like he was her pet poodle!"

**** yeahhhhh... Im a LEgenD fukkerss rahhh!

[Jayson]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Hira > Marcus.

here is another quote for me:

"Hira owns Marcus like he was her pet poodle!"

**** yeahhhhh... Im a LEgenD fukkerss rahhh! Another **** quote, are you getting these from a kids joke book or something?

Hira has done nothing whatsoever. Marcus however, well, just look at my OP :thumbs:

[ElProximo]

I am getting these by taking Marcus quotes and just making a version, same wit and all the clever word play etc.
Count mine too lady!

ElProximo Quotes:

-Mess with me and you mess with a hurricane!

-I shoved my finger in her anus hole and she didn't say anything!

- Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up!

- I could pull a tractor with my cock!

- Once I fought 100 boxers over 4 hours and my knuckles were busted to the bones!

- Im King Shlt of Fukk Mountain!

................
If any of those are dull, stupid or childish then I suggest you try and explain what the difference is between those and Marcus quotes,
and,
Fair warning:
I may very well have mixed in some actual word-for-word Marcus quotes so decide which one of Marcus quotes you have said is stupid and no-good?

I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show.
Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes:
"Shut the **** up Marcus"

oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot.

[Jayson]

It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:

[BB22]

Talking to Bea about David:

"I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white."

:thumbs2:

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by Jayson
It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:

I'm the only thing between this thread being alive or sailing away into oblivion.

You can add that to my awesome quotes.

[Jayson]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Originally posted by Jayson
It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:

I'm the only thing between this thread being alive or sailing away into oblivion.

You can add that to my awesome quotes. *Points above* :thumbs:

[scotkaz]

http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/

I am adding all the Marcus quotes to the site above.:bigsmile:

I am hoping the links to this one remain for a long time.

[HarryRag]

read my signature :)

[Jayson]

Originally posted by scotkaz
http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/

I am adding all the Marcus quotes to the site above.:bigsmile:

I am hoping the links to this one remain for a long time. :hello:

[Jayson]

Added HarryRag's quote :dance:

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by Jayson
Added HarryRag's quote :dance:

:thumbs2:

[DoM-h]

Lol i can't beleive no one has said this one ofhis first great quotes.


'Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in.'

[scotkaz]

Thanks for the quotes. They are great. And hope you dont mind that I pinched yer pics of Marcus too for the site:)

[Cybele]

He said something in last night's live feed (which I have unfortunately deleted) when he was discussing things with Bea.

(paraphrased)
"Men like a womans' breasts, her cleavage, because it looks like a butt and makes them want to mate."

:joker:

[Jayson]

Originally posted by scotkaz
Thanks for the quotes. They are great. And hope you dont mind that I pinched yer pics of Marcus too for the site:) Glad to help, its a great site :thumbs:

[charmingmissc]

Originally posted by ElProximo
I am getting these by taking Marcus quotes and just making a version, same wit and all the clever word play etc.
Count mine too lady!

ElProximo Quotes:

-Mess with me and you mess with a hurricane!

-I shoved my finger in her anus hole and she didn't say anything!

- Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up!

- I could pull a tractor with my cock!

- Once I fought 100 boxers over 4 hours and my knuckles were busted to the bones!

- Im King Shlt of Fukk Mountain!

................
If any of those are dull, stupid or childish then I suggest you try and explain what the difference is between those and Marcus quotes,
and,
Fair warning:
I may very well have mixed in some actual word-for-word Marcus quotes so decide which one of Marcus quotes you have said is stupid and no-good?

I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show.
Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes:
"Shut the **** up Marcus"

oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot.



the difference is that you are NOT The irrepresible dark horse, so coming from you it all just sounds silly.

[Jayson]

We're on 57 :hello:

[Brad.]

Awesome, awesome thread. 2nd only to the B'hood thread, which only Jayson might know of.

[Boudicca]

"He definitely is a food-bandit"!

WHAAAATT??

[Jack_]

The one from the other thread about when he saw George Lamb on BBLB.

"We're not ****ing sleeping you *****!" on Live TV, PMSL.

[Jayson]

59 :elephant:

[Boudicca]

On Lisa: "She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!"

[shash]

"it's going to be a very argumentative week in the house, I think ... and to be honest, I'm looking forward to it! There hasn't been enough arguments!"

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by Boudicca
On Lisa: "She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!" The man is legendary lol and has lisa bang to rights :wink:

[Jayson]

61 :bouncy:

[IndigoJo]

About Siavash, Day 60:

"He just bullshits so much. He says something and I just think 'Bull wack, mate'."

[Jayson]

Take me to America please. I should be ready to leave in a few moments. Thank you.

In jail :dance2:

[Axiom]

Marcus is a legend

[vladicus]

Marcus brushes his teeth. Bea marvels at his shiny dentures. He explains the secret it to chew bark in the woods

[jgfrise]

"She's like a dog with no teeth" - what the hell does that mean. Did he mean a dog with a bone:joker:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by vladicus
Marcus brushes his teeth. Bea marvels at his shiny dentures. He explains the secret it to chew bark in the woods

HAHA, imagine that.

[Jayson]

Marcus: "Dennissabre is a fecking sad pathetic waste of a soul, i'm gonna give him the flying kick of death after i've won this thing".

[vladicus]

a dog with no teeth all bark no bite

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
Marcus: "Dennissabre is a fecking sad pathetic waste of a soul, i'm gonna give him the flying kick of death after i've won this thing".

Good quote:thumbs:

[BB22]

This is such an awesome thread.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by BB22
This is such an awesome thread.

You're welcome :wavey:

[Jayson]

Originally posted by ElProximo
Originally posted by BB22
This is such an awesome thread.

You're welcome :wavey: ****.

[vladicus]

wow ElProximo you a hira fan i think i f she wins bb the sniffer dogs will after be called in to find her i bet she gets called to the dr 4 times a day just check her pulseleast with marcus and halfwit they make headlines

[Shasown]

Originally posted by ElProximo

I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show.
Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes:
"Shut the **** up Marcus"

oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot.

You had to give the game away didnt you?

Sree didnt try to top himself, he cut his hands breaking bricks, he has been in serious intensive self defence training since he got canned, thats why he turns up at the studios when Marcus is up for eviction.

He is going to turn the Dark Horse into Sree's Little Pony

[Jayson]

Bump.

[Brad.]

All those women thinking of me when having it off with their husbands

[shash]

Originally posted by Bradley.
All those women thinking of me when having it off with their husbands

did he also say, "all those women having a good old strum over a picture of the Dark Horse"? :shocked::laugh2:
and he thinks he does not shine on BB? lol

[j4a]

Loved it whenever the God that is Marcus and Siavash spotted George Lamb behind the mirror, their reaction was awesome.

[Ramsay]

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a fuuck to be honest

[Marc]

"a few people strumming one out over the dark horse"

[MissKittyFantastico]

'Noone can stop a force of nature' whilst removing the mirror from the toilet wall.

And 'Haha get over yourselves' to BB when they told him to stop.

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

[moonballoon]

'David and Lisa annihilated the butter'

[NONESHALLPASS]

new quote from the maestro

sophie " in alice in wonderland they had a tea party "

marcus " i hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?"

sophie "no"

marcus" well they were ******ing w@**ers then"


The legend continues...... what will be his next quote??

[offelia]

did u hear what marcus just said about nelson mandela?

[Jack_]

On Live Feed after Bea said he sounds like Peggy Mitchell.

"YOU'RE BARRED! FACK OFF".

[Brad.]

Really amazing quotes guys, jayson - update please

[shash]

"I guess it'll be up to Big Brother to decide if I get into trouble for giving you a gangsta-slap!"

[joking, to Bea after she very strangely says he reminds her of Peggy Mitchell in EastEnders!]


Bea : "You look like you're made of butter"

Marcus : "You look like you're made of Philadelphia!" :tongue:

[em_loves_it]

when you were born, did the midwife take one look a your arse and one look at your face nd say, ooh, siamese twins!!! hahahaha!

[shash]

Originally posted by em_loves_it
when you were born, did the midwife take one look a your arse and one look at your face nd say, ooh, siamese twins!!! hahahaha!

that will go down as a classic :joker::thumbs:

[Brad.]

its really amazing how one man can come out with so many fantastic quotes, seriously. This guy must know how epic he is!

[shash]

Originally posted by Bradley.
its really amazing how one man can come out with so many fantastic quotes, seriously. This guy must know how epic he is!

they are just instant! He has such a rapid wit :)

[Brad.]

hey guys, this is my 1000th post - so I thought i would make it in one of the best threads on Tibb:thumbs::thumbs:

[shash]

Originally posted by Bradley.
hey guys, this is my 1000th post - so I thought i would make it in one of the best threads on Tibb:thumbs::thumbs:

hey, congrats! :thumbs:

sorry about the duplicate posts thing btw, I have no idea why that's happening :puzzled:

[Jayson]

Congrats Brad :cheer2:

[Jack_]

Well done Bradley :spin2:

[NONESHALLPASS]

And marcus saying to bea

"bea did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your ar$e and say ohhh siamese twins"


LMAO :joker:

What a legend

[Brad.]

Thanks shash, Jayson and Jack. :thumbs::thumbs:

[Jayson]

Updated, we're on 71! :colour:

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by Bradley.
hey guys, this is my 1000th post - so I thought i would make it in one of the best threads on Tibb:thumbs::thumbs: congrats Brad :thumbs:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by NONESHALLPASS
Originally posted by Bradley.
hey guys, this is my 1000th post - so I thought i would make it in one of the best threads on Tibb:thumbs::thumbs: congrats Brad :thumbs:

Cheers Noneshallpass :thumbs:

[Jayson]

The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

:O

Why? its just a normal fanclub. the mods are trying to influence who we support :tongue:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Jayson
The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

Read the new sticky at the top of the forum. Noone is allowed to make hate clubs now.

Rightly so i say.



Anyways, marcus is on par with rex now I believe for one liners. :laugh:

[Jayson]

Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Jayson
The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

:O

Why? its just a normal fanclub. the mods are trying to influence who we support :tongue: Exactly :sad:

Anyway, we must not discuss it in here or this thread will be locked too :bawling:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
Originally posted by Bradley.
Originally posted by Jayson
The we hate Freddie club was locked?!

:O

Why? its just a normal fanclub. the mods are trying to influence who we support :tongue: Exactly :sad:

Anyway, we must not discuss it in here or this thread will be locked too :bawling:

I've made a thread on it -which will probably get locked too :tongue::tongue:

[Jayson]

How controversial :shocked: :hugesmile:

I've even changed the name, so I hope it gets re-opened :sad:

[Brad.]

'I'm made of twisted steel and sex appeal'

[Shasown]

"I would say that my **** is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation," said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea.



"Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added.

[Jezzy]

Have you not heard his story about how he beat 100 men bare-handed: it took him four hours and he wore all the skin off his feet. He was crawling around for days ..the guy's a hero. :laugh2:

[charmingmissc]

twisted steel and sex appeal is my favourite.............so far

well done bradley.

:cheer2:

[Boudicca]

Loving the twisted steel quote! I want Marcus to be my flatmate!

[Brad.]

'Youve got a transparent forehead'
'whoop-te-****ing-doo-dar'

from tonights HL show

[Nikkos]

"I could have this whole house jumping through hoops if I wanted to"

[Jayson]

Updated, 76 quotes :dazzler:

[MissSmith22]

i love this

[HarryRag]

Originally posted by Nikkos
"I could have this whole house jumping through hoops if I wanted to"

:hello::hello::hello:

[vladicus]

sophie " in alice in wonderland they had a tea party "

marcus " i hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?"

sophie "no"

marcus" well they were ******ing w@**ers then"

thats just makes me ****ing laugh every time

[eviled2]

He made me laugh tonight when he was in the Diary Room with Charlie.
He was obviously happy with his jam tarts as he held the platter in front of the camera for BB to see and proudly proclaimed:

"Look at these barstards!"

Just the way he said it:elephant:

[MissKittyFantastico]

On LF now.

BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process.

Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!'



:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[reece(:]

About 10 mins ago:

Marcus: Bea, you're a greasy hippy.

RANDOMM

[em_loves_it]

how does marcus know that sand in your vagina is irritating!! lol

[Brad.]

Originally posted by MissKittyFantastico
On LF now.

BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process.

Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!'



:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

ROFL :joker:

[Brad.]

One from the LF;

It just felt like someone had been punching me in the ribs for a couple of days

[Pierre-loso]

I got those ones from heat magazine,they should have been in this thread already!!!!!:

-"How's my package looking,Karly?"

-"Noirin is my favorite girl,not just for the cooking but the tits,a*se and face as well"

On why he should give Halfwit an haircut:

-"I've shaved thoushands of head before!"

"I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured.You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man.It's done and dusted,set in stone.Whatever i do is cool.I breathe cool,I sleep cool.I s*it cool.you can't beat captain cool as ******,it can't be done"

The last one is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BB22]

I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:

While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...

"What's the pastry like?"

I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.

[BB22]

Marcus' comment about the word "gameplan" should be added too. I think it was:

"Wouldn't 'Gameplan' be a ****ing awesome name for a rock band?"

[Blueisthecolour]

Originally posted by BB22
I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:

While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...

"What's the pastry like?"

I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.

You are right about that mate, that was an absolutely magnificent line and the timing was perfect.

We fell off the chair in our house at that one as well.

[johnx]

On BB after getting warning-"Politically correct pricks"
To Rodrigo-"What is Portugeuse for w*nker then?"
Missing Sree-"Worthless little peice of garbage"
On healthy eating-"Fish and chips,mushy peas,coke,diet coke,7 up,pickled onions and a platter of other chip shop related things like pies and battered sausages."
On Hungersriking-"I told Noirin thers no way your gonna go on hunger strike-your the guttiest bastard in here."
To Bea-"How do I sound like Peggy Mitchell you old turd."
To Shiavash-"Just say what I say-its an unreal environment,you cannot hold me accountable."
0n BB-"I cant wait to watch some of this back-Im gonna be p*ssin myself."
Asked what is the darkhorse-(Pointing at himself)"Film it,live it,love it."
On BB Viewers-"They're only tuning in to laugh at the pathetic,whinging little b*stards!"
"They hate us for giving them such a sh*t show to watch."
On Noirin and Isaac-"Whats the odds the two of them will be *******ing each other later on in the sitting room."
On ex's in the house-"If my ex girlfriend came in Id spend the rest of my time having sex-you lot can ******* off."
Isaac-"Ballsaac."
To David-"Well I think your a *******ing whinging fat *******.What are you gonna say to that-nothing!"
Apologising to David-"Round where I live every fourth word out of my mouth is *******."

[minx36]

Originally posted by Blueisthecolour
Originally posted by BB22
I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:

While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...

"What's the pastry like?"

I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.

You are right about that mate, that was an absolutely magnificent line and the timing was perfect.

We fell off the chair in our house at that one as well.

Fan****ingtastic!


:colour::colour::colour::colour:

[BB22]

From yesterday:

"Can I say one thing please?" asked Rodrigo, prompting the room to fall silent.

"Don't buy the mystery prize," he said.

"I think we should definitely get a mystery prize," said Siavash immediately.

"Yeah, it might be a reply from the Queen," said Marcus.

Hahahaha!

[moonballoon]

To Bea yesterday: 'You're so predictable ... you've got a transparent forehead'.

[ange7]

Originally posted by BB22
From yesterday:

"Can I say one thing please?" asked Rodrigo, prompting the room to fall silent.

"Don't buy the mystery prize," he said.

"I think we should definitely get a mystery prize," said Siavash immediately.

"Yeah, it might be a reply from the Queen," said Marcus.

Hahahaha!
lol

[Jayson]

Updated :spin2:


101 quotes! :cheer2:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Jayson
Updated :spin2:


101 quotes! :cheer2:

Over 100 quotes!!!! AMAZING!!!!!

[Jayson]

Bump for the LF :cheer:

[headaball]

Marcus "I'm the only straight guy left"
Dave "Siavash?"
Marcus "Well ... maybe!"

[Brad.]

Originally posted by headaball
Marcus "I'm the only straight guy left"
Dave "Siavash?"
Marcus "Well ... maybe!"

AWESOME- more marcus' awesomenesss!!!!!

[Jayson]

Added :cheer:

[kma]

Admin deleted.

[kma]

Admin deleted. No Insults. Posting ban if repeated.

[Harry!]

Marcus: "I told him to tell the Queen about Charlie."

[Brad.]

'Its only a game anyway for ****k's sake' from todays HL show

[Harry!]

Another one

"It's only a game anyway, for ******'s sake!"

[shash]

Bea [sleepily and struggling for the right word, probably something like 'temper' or "cool"] " ... I think Rodrigo was losing his .. er ... "

Marcus [helpfully offering suggestions] "Bees? Ants?" :laugh2:

[Brad.]

While talking about hira: 'No-ones even gonna ****king notice she's gone'

[Harry!]

'Noone's gonna notice that she's gone, nobody bloody noticed that she was here'

[Brad.]

Lmao harry beat you to it both times :P

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Bradley.
Lmao harry beat you to it both times :P

Its like I am your parrot...

[MissKittyFantastico]

About Hira....

'Noone will notice that she's gone, nobody even bloody noticed she was here'

Talking about Rodrigo...

'I told him to tell the Queen about Charlie!'

[Brad.]

'I acccidently pulled a plate in half while I was eating'

[shash]

" I accidentally pulled the plate in half while I was eating!!"

[MissKittyFantastico]

'I accidentally pulled a plate apart while I was eating from it'


:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[shash]

Originally posted by Bradley.
'I acccidently pulled a plate in half while I was eating'

LOL :laugh: we both liked that one :thumbs:

[Oooo_get_her]

Originally posted by Bradley.
'I accidentally pulled a plate in half while I was eating'

:elephant:

closely followed by:

"Why do things like this happen to me in my whole life?"

Don't know your own strength, mate. :joker::joker:

[Harry!]

'i dont know, how come i didnt die?'

[Brad.]

'I dont know, how come I didnt die?'

'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

[Brad.]

'I couldnt give a ****k what all of you said'

[BB22]

Originally posted by Bradley.

'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

That really made me laugh. :joker:

[aiv]

Davina: Marcus...
Marcus: Don't you dare!
Davina: ... you are safe.

[Combo]

thanks for this thread, I had a good laugh at it. :P

[headaball]

To Sophie, "I've never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts."

:laugh2:

[Boudicca]

Who can not love the true joy of Marcus and his crazy comments?? The man should be Prime Minister!

[Brad.]

To BB; 'oh shut the ****k up, no you didnt'

[Boudicca]

'How about you lick my love-pump, baby?'

[Brad.]

'The consequences will be my urine all over your camera' - THE BEST QUOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oooo_get_her]

"Serious consequences... there'll be my urine all over your camera!"

I spat coffee all over the place!

[Brad.]

Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
"Serious consequences... there'll be my urine all over you camera!"

I spat coffee all over the place!

yes that is the best marcus quote yet!!!!

[Brad.]

'What a load of old shiit' LMAO

[Luanda]

Marcus doesn't sleep, he re-generates.

[SiCkBuLLeT]

why dont you suck on my love pump baby lmao

this is brill tonight xD

[Boudicca]

I know this is off-piste but i can't stand Bea, pompous old witch

[Boudicca]

'I disappear all over the place all the time'

[eviled2]

Marcus to BB in the Diary Room:
"You'll get my urine all over your camera!"

He has all those super human stomach chemical reactions going on to dissolve his food and stuff so I bet his urine is the Urine of Death!

[King Gizzard]

Freddie ''what should I wear in the jail''


Marcus ''clothes''

[headaball]

Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.

:laugh3:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by headaball
Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.

:laugh3:


PMSL I missed that :laugh:

[Brad.]

'I've got the girth!'

[ebuzz1000]

Ok yep I'm a newbie and (probably) a lurker, but I've got to add my fave Marcus quote ever, I'm paraphrasing, and apologies if its already on the list but it was in the first week and it went something like this:

"yeh if a take a girl out I'll pay for a taxi, but not both ways, she can make her own way home... I mean, its not like she's in a wheelchair or anyfin"

Now THAT is a bonafide darkhorse classic. In off the red.

[guigy]

Marcus saying to Sophie & Rodrigo

If I acted the same as you two

There would,nt be any point in me being here

Classic Marcus

He got no response It went straight over their heads

[BB22]

Originally posted by guigy
Marcus saying to Sophie & Rodrigo

If I acted the same as you two

There would,nt be any point in me being here

Classic Marcus

He got no response It went straight over their heads

Ooh, that is a good one. And I am utterly unsurprised that it went over their heads.

[hennessy]

I'm not going to apologise for a game show

[johnx]

Mutiny Special

BB-Big Brother will sound the alarm till all housemates get out of bed.
Marcus-I didnt sign up for that.

BB-Hello Marcus,Siavash,Freddie.
Siavash,Freddie-Hello
Marcus-Whateva.

BB-The door is now open.
Marcus-Asshole.

To Freddie and Siavash,in jail-"Just riding on my illustrious coat-tails,you two."

Leaving the jail-(Singing)"Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak,Somewhere in this town!"

BB-This is Big Brother...
Marcus-Shut the ******* up,you dimwit!"

BB-This is Big Brother.Will Marcus,Freddie and Siavash come to the diary room.
Marcus-How about you lick my love-pump baby.

BB-Why are you continuing to break the rules.
Marcus-Because you talk an absolute pile of sh*t and your a hypocrite

BB-If the housemates continue there will be serious consequences.
Marcus-Serious consequences-there'l be my urine over your camera.

BB-As housemates continue to break the rules there will be consequences for everyone.
Marcus-What a load of old sh*t.Was that worth sitting at the table for.

Marcus(Feigning temporary amnesia)-Siavash turned the volume down in the diary room,Freddie told them to ******* off.I said nothing.

[Brad.]

Ive never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts in the middle of the night

[Oooo_get_her]

"I wanna eat fish and chips and have sex and watch Terminator Salvation, play with toys and get all my birthday presents, go on the internet and start arguments on the Big Brother Forum and stuff like that and just influence peoples votes on the other shows and just make a nuisance out of myself."

Bring it on Dark Horse, bring it on... :hello::bigsmile:

[Brad.]

'dont ****king trust anyone, apart from me'

[eviled2]

Wow, that was a real broadside Marcus just delivered!

There is a Spoon of Death with Siavash's name on it somewhere in that house!:elephant:

[Oooo_get_her]

To Rodrigo and with a completely straight face: "If I go out [on Friday] is there anything you want me to tell the queen for you?"

:laugh2:

[bansheewails]

Keep themm coming! I laugh that much when he is on i miss half of them!

[brian3]

"you to one with the *******ing brush mate"

[Ghostinthehouse]

His description of the pirates of the caribbean on the live feed a few nights ago. LOL

[Boudicca]

I love Marcus for all his crazy one-liners. But the reason he should win is after last night's show. To my undying frustration I couldn't log on and to watch Bea attack Freddie in such a vindictive way was really difficult. Marcus's solidarity with Freddie says all that you really need to know about Marcus. He's a solid dude. He may be a bit weird but he's got your back. It's awful that he's up against Freddie but we all know that the witch Bea will get the biggest boo's an the most criticism. And she **********g deserves it!

[Boudicca]

Love Marcus and Freddie!

[Ghostinthehouse]

Talking about Guns and Roses tours...

"They were dangerous, they were dicks, sometimes they didn't play and there were riots, loads of people died cos of their concerts, 20 people died around the world because of their gigs"

[bigmalky]

To Charlie and Bea: "I'm not a passenger on the chocolate highway." :laugh2:

[Ghostinthehouse]

"It's not cool to nick things".

[BB22]

"Will you change your opinion if four million people tell you the same as I do?"

Marcus to Bea last night. Very sharp line from Marcus there. His intuitions about how Bea might be viewed on the outside are spot on.

[scotkaz]

So are well all voting to Save the big man??

PLEASE LETS KEEP HIM IN.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

[Oooo_get_her]

"Bastards want me to stay in here just so I get tortured to madness"

:colour::spin2::dazzler:

[BB22]

To Rodrigo and Charlie while they are yet again bickering:

"This could be the last thing that we hear in the House – you two arguing."

:joker:

[Jordan.]

In a conversation with Sophie.......

"Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

:laugh:

[Oooo_get_her]

"I'm not happy.... [...] You locked me in a house with ******ing idiots like that one that just walked out the door..." [about Bea]


"I think I might just smash your poxy little cardboard house to its foundations - how do you like them ******ing apples!"

[Taijitu]

What a wally Ive posted this in the wrong place.::blush2:

[fizzii]

Bump!

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
To Rodrigo and with a completely straight face: "If I go out [on Friday] is there anything you want me to tell the queen for you?"

:laugh2:

Missed that also, I always miss the really good ones :mad:

So glad for this thread:thumbs:

[marcfreddielegends]

IF ATE A BRICK MY STOMACH ACIDS WOULD DESOLVE IT

[marcfreddielegends]

COCK BLOCKER

[alc09]

Sorry if already posted, I have been on hols for 2 weeks, but the night Noirin got evicted and Siavash' earings went missing Marcus came out with a genius line as they were accusing Noirin of taking them.

'They are probarbly on ebay as we speak' :bigsmile:

[SiCkBuLLeT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIafwTHpHw

Bumlicks :thumbs:

[*mazedsalv**]

"Because you've locked me in a house with a bunch of ****ing idiots and bumlicks like the one that just walked out that door"

Freddie- "What should I wear in jail?"
Marcus- "Clothes"

To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

[alc09]

Going back a while to his argument with Lisa, the line that started it all off was genius - 'I think you should all shut the **** up'. Everyone went silence and the look on Lisa's face was priceless.

[Smugington]

You should try and find out what he said about Bea in the diary room last night. Oh, nevermind, that's already been posted. :P

[Tigglet]

LOL I love him even more after reading through these! Marcus should get his own talk show (he could be the next Jeremy Kyle)

[PooBay]

Originally posted by SiCkBuLLeT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIafwTHpHw

Bumlicks :thumbs:

Classic Marcus.:thumbs:

[Oooo_get_her]

"I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

:colour:

[eviled2]

On people he doesn't know coming up to him and talking to him: "I never know if I have punched their dad or slept with their girlfriend"

hehehe:elephant:

[King Gizzard]

Great quotes tonight!

[AfroMullet]

Tonight was full of quoteables.

[WAYNEEBRUM]

"This chair is sh*t...."

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by WAYNEEBRUM
"This chair is sh*t...." :laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

''Beas the ****ing problem''


I dont think she heard it, she would of kicked off if she did lol

[King Gizzard]

Moaning Mingebag also

[alc09]

David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"

:laugh2:

[Brad.]

Originally posted by alc09
David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"

:laugh2:

that one may be in the top 10 :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[alc09]

I only saw it last night and I nearly fell of the sofa with laughter.

The incident before that was brilliant aswel, when Freddie goes to Lisa 'ahh Lisa you make me cum' when she was shouting at him.

[Brad.]

Yeah i might have pee'd my pants a little bit with laughter.. :laugh2:

[alc09]

Its funny how Marcus suddenly has more supporters than ever before, a couple of weeks ago most people hated him but now his greatness is recognised.

[Brad.]

Originally posted by alc09
Its funny how Marcus suddenly has more supporters than ever before, a couple of weeks ago most people hated him but now his greatness is recognised.

Yeah his support has shot up and i hope it continues to do so

[brisbanebroncos]

my top 10:

10. This is probably the shittiest big brother ever

9. "I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

8. Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in

7. "I never know if I have punched their dad or slept with their girlfriend"

6. I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks prediction of behaviour

5. 'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

4. "Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

3. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party

Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?

Sophie: no

Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then

2. "I would say that my arse is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation", said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea. "Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added

1. About Nikki Grahame: She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts

[DoM-h]

I made a thread for this quote.

From the letter he sent to one of his fans. 'I'm glad you like cats. I have a Siamese one. His name is Abdul; he is a little sh*t

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
"I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

:colour:

THAT was just superb :laugh:

[h33]

When Bea was trying to commandeer the bog snokelling task:

For one, it's boring and sh!t, and secondly, I want to do the other one.

:laugh3:

sorry if that's been said

[Jezzy]

Originally posted by brisbanebroncos
my top 10:

10. This is probably the shittiest big brother ever

9. "I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

8. Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in

7. "I never know if I have punched their dad or slept with their girlfriend"

6. I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks prediction of behaviour

5. 'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

4. "Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

3. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party

Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?

Sophie: no

Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then

2. "I would say that my arse is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation", said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea. "Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added

1. About Nikki Grahame: She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts

the only other one that can make me cry as much with laughter as those is after noirin and isaac go, "great, now we;ve got more duvets to take into the garden"

and when the bowl broke and he carried on eating from half a bowl, someone here has it as their sig and i love it

great list of favourites!

[Kate!]

hate to admit it but am actually finding marcus funnier by the day, here are my top three 'Marcusisms' so far.

1 how do u like them apples
2 i am THE irrepressible dark horse
3 maybe she was busy (bout Beas mum!)

he is truly hilarious

I also pmsl when he did the alphabet task, and his first two words were bastards n bollocks!

Feel free to add to this, lets get a top ten marcusisms from the die hard fans!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[King Gizzard]

Everyone is warming to Darkhorse!

[Daffodil]

I don't get the apples comment.

[bansheewails]

There is a thread full of marcus quotes some where!