32" waist my AR$E!!!

[Oooo_get_her]

David said (after the fat **** comment) to Lisa that he only had a 32" waist.

I've just seen him walking round shirtless at the bus stop on the HL show and I would like to state for the record that if that man has a 32" waist then this little chap here:

:elephant:

is my new best friend.

Now - there's no criticism there - I like a big man, they can be dead sexy (David isn't, but that's not cos he's big) - but I do hate a liar.

[Jackie]

Hes much larger.

[RCW1945]

Have you informed the UN yet?

[BBmassive]

My quote of the series !!!!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: LOVE HIM

[Oooo_get_her]

Originally posted by RCW1945
Have you informed the UN yet?

Yes :elephant:

[Addy]

lol thats was my partner said!!!!! spot on OP!

[RCW1945]

Oooo
If the weather changes stand by for the blue helmets!

[Prole]

He could be 32" round the head.

[Brad.]

he must be about a 36" waist

[charliegimbert]

Originally posted by BBmassive
My quote of the series !!!!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: LOVE HIM

kinda tells everything about you

[hennessy]

I'm a 32" and now I really positively fat
feckin fecker

[Brad.]

I'm a 32" waist and Im 13 (not evenly slightly fat) :bigsmile:

[Vicky.]

I would say at least about 36"

Nevermind, a lot of people make out they are smaller than they are.

Plus TV adds weight, though I very much doubt he is 32"...

[luminoussun]

32 feet?

[AhmedFan2004]

ROFL, possibly best quote of the series. I actually think 42" would be close to true. :spin:

[andyman]

32"? No fking way!

His belly sticks out due to fat and weak abs, he needs to do upper and lower ab crunches to pull in them weak abs.

You don't need a six pack to have a tight waist, that is due to low body fat, but if he did plenty of crunches it will pull that gut in due to a stronger tum.

Right now he could be a size 36" waist at least.. Nothing major but still far from a healthy trim male 32" waist.

[BONNEIP]

LMAO..... No way, it's just like you asking to see a size 10 in a shop..when quite obviously your a 16+

[Fendertele]

Yeah I remember when Lisa the Andriod from BB 9, said she was a size 10!!!!!!!!.

[superfanno1]

Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
David said (after the fat **** comment) to Lisa that he only had a 32" waist.

I've just seen him walking round shirtless at the bus stop on the HL show and I would like to state for the record that if that man has a 32" waist then this little chap here:

:elephant:

is my new best friend.

Now - there's no criticism there - I like a big man, they can be dead sexy (David isn't, but that's not cos he's big) - but I do hate a liar.


With that verandah over his toyshop? No way.

32" if he considers around his knees as his waist.

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by charliegimbert
Originally posted by BBmassive
My quote of the series !!!!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: LOVE HIM

kinda tells everything about you Coming from a mucus fan i will ignore that

[BitterFruit]

perhaps it was in dog inches ...............

[BB22]

That was quite a funny moment. 32...

[cassieparis]

if you are suggesting that David is fat this is not the case.

If David is fat so is Marcus :tongue:

[virtuoso88]

Originally posted by Prole
He could be 32" round the head.

David must have been referring to his neck.

[delta]

He only measures one side at a time x 2 = 64" waist


He's round
He's sound........

[BBmassive]

Hes not fat ,he just likes his food ,i prefer him to a stick insect ,LOVE David

[virtuoso88]

This bitch is delusional. A 32 inch waist? Lisa's delusional that she will win the prize money as well. It's a clique of deluded skanks.

[Tulip]

Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
David said (after the fat **** comment) to Lisa that he only had a 32" waist.



... and then he woke up!

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes not fat ,he just likes his food ,i prefer him to a stick insect ,LOVE David

No hes not fat at all.

But he is no 32" :laugh:

TV makes people gain pounds also, gotta remember that.

I prefer someone who packs a few pounds to a stick insect anyway.

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes not fat ,he just likes his food ,i prefer him to a stick insect ,LOVE David

No hes not fat at all.

But he is no 32" :laugh:

TV makes people gain pounds also, gotta remember that.

I prefer someone who packs a few pounds to a stick insect anyway. Me too ,i hate skinny men :yuk:

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by virtuoso88
This bitch is delusional. A 32 inch waist? Lisa's delusional that she will win the prize money as well. It's a clique of deluded skanks. When as Lisa EVER said she will win ?

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes not fat ,he just likes his food ,i prefer him to a stick insect ,LOVE David

No hes not fat at all.

But he is no 32" :laugh:

TV makes people gain pounds also, gotta remember that.

I prefer someone who packs a few pounds to a stick insect anyway. Me too ,i hate skinny men :yuk:

My lad is a toned 36" (though he is also 6ft 3, makes me feel tiny)

Though he was a 32" when i met him, he looks much better and more healthy for it.:hugesmile:

[virtuoso88]

All the justifications here by the usual crowd do not change the reality that David LIED about having a 32 inch waist. An insufferable, delusional lapdog, that David.

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by virtuoso88
All the justifications here by the usual crowd do not change the reality that David LIED about having a 32 inch waist. An insufferable, delusional lapdog, that David.

Haha many people do that though

I have a friend who is clearly a size 16+ who tells us all she is a 10-12.

White lies dont really harm anyone do they? Just make the person telling them look a little bit daft.

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes not fat ,he just likes his food ,i prefer him to a stick insect ,LOVE David

No hes not fat at all.

But he is no 32" :laugh:

TV makes people gain pounds also, gotta remember that.

I prefer someone who packs a few pounds to a stick insect anyway. Me too ,i hate skinny men :yuk:

My lad is a toned 36" (though he is also 6ft 3, makes me feel tiny)

Though he was a 32" when i met him, he looks much better and more healthy for it.:hugesmile: My lovely hubby is a 42 ,he was a 50 ,but has lost 6 stones in just over a year ,but i dont want him to lose anymore ,it wouldnt suit him being thin

[hennessy]

He's round
with girth
he was dropped
on his head at birth
Davie Davie

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by BBmassive
My lovely hubby is a 42 ,he was a 50 ,but has lost 6 stones in just over a year ,but i dont want him to lose anymore ,it wouldnt suit him being thin

Wow congrats to your hubby :hugesmile:

Ive been trying to shift half a stone for about 3 months, but i love food to damn much :joker:

I excercise more aswell, and it still wont go. Though im quite happy being a 10-12, would rather be a 10...clothes look better.

Wouldnt go smaller than that though...

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by virtuoso88
All the justifications here by the usual crowd do not change the reality that David LIED about having a 32 inch waist. An insufferable, delusional lapdog, that David.

Haha many people do that though

I have a friend who is clearly a size 16+ who tells us all she is a 10-12.

White lies dont really harm anyone do they? Just make the person telling them look a little bit daft. My next door neighbour ( 5 ft tall and as round as shes tall)MUST be a 20 ....a friend of mine was selling knickers the other week and was at my house ,her next door came round for something (:mad:) my mate asked her if she wanted to buy some ,she said have you got a 14 ?i darent look at my mate ,i went in the kitchen ,they were strings !! can you even imagine what she must look like in them ? they will be like a cheese wire in between her cheeks,we howled when she went smiling with her g string in her hand .people have ALWAYS lied about their clothes sizes ,i do it myself ,doesnt make me an evil lier

[virtuoso88]

Admin deleted. Insults in this and other threads.

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
My lovely hubby is a 42 ,he was a 50 ,but has lost 6 stones in just over a year ,but i dont want him to lose anymore ,it wouldnt suit him being thin

Wow congrats to your hubby :hugesmile:

Ive been trying to shift half a stone for about 3 months, but i love food to damn much :joker:

I excercise more aswell, and it still wont go. Though im quite happy being a 10-12, would rather be a 10...clothes look better.

Wouldnt go smaller than that though... God i wish i was a 12 !! i was a 12- 14 all my life until i had my daughter in my 40`s ,then was ill and my medication added the pounds ,them 2 plus im a pig where food is concerned have put weight on me

[Claymores]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes not fat

"He's not fat, he's big boned you *****ing Jew" - as Cartman would to to people in his defence :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by virtuoso88
All the justifications here by the usual crowd do not change the reality that David LIED about having a 32 inch waist. An insufferable, delusional lapdog, that David.

Haha many people do that though

I have a friend who is clearly a size 16+ who tells us all she is a 10-12.

White lies dont really harm anyone do they? Just make the person telling them look a little bit daft. My next door neighbour ( 5 ft tall and as round as shes tall)MUST be a 20 ....a friend of mine was selling knickers the other week and was at my house ,her next door came round for something (:mad:) my mate asked her if she wanted to buy some ,she said have you got a 14 ?i darent look at my mate ,i went in the kitchen ,they were strings !! can you even imagine what she must look like in them ? they will be like a cheese wire in between her cheeks,we howled when she went smiling with her g string in her hand .people have ALWAYS lied about their clothes sizes ,i do it myself ,doesnt make me an evil lier

LOL...I doubt she will wear them...must be very uncomfortable.

When faced with a blatant lie like that I couldnt help but laugh in her face to be honest.

I have laughed at my deluded mates many times when they have done the same thing.

It is very common though.

Just seems some people are attempting to get people to turn against david. For something as stupid as this, I doubt it will work. Most people will have been in the same boat themselves:laugh:

[TheOfficialAdam]

Maybe when he sucks in he can fit into a 32 inch waist trouser lol

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
Maybe when he sucks in he can fit into a 32 inch waist trouser lol

Lying on a bed, with coat hangers pulling the zip up??

Some people class this as being that size...if they can fit into it, by any means necessary :tongue:

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by virtuoso88
All the justifications here by the usual crowd do not change the reality that David LIED about having a 32 inch waist. An insufferable, delusional lapdog, that David.

Haha many people do that though

I have a friend who is clearly a size 16+ who tells us all she is a 10-12.

White lies dont really harm anyone do they? Just make the person telling them look a little bit daft. My next door neighbour ( 5 ft tall and as round as shes tall)MUST be a 20 ....a friend of mine was selling knickers the other week and was at my house ,her next door came round for something (:mad:) my mate asked her if she wanted to buy some ,she said have you got a 14 ?i darent look at my mate ,i went in the kitchen ,they were strings !! can you even imagine what she must look like in them ? they will be like a cheese wire in between her cheeks,we howled when she went smiling with her g string in her hand .people have ALWAYS lied about their clothes sizes ,i do it myself ,doesnt make me an evil lier

LOL...I doubt she will wear them...must be very uncomfortable.

When faced with a blatant lie like that I couldnt help but laugh in her face to be honest.

I have laughed at my deluded mates many times when they have done the same thing.

It is very common though.

Just seems some people are attempting to get people to turn against david. For something as stupid as this, I doubt it will work. Most people will have been in the same boat themselves:laugh: Of course we have it was lie ,but it was a lie MOST of us have done ourselves ,they have nothing else to have a go at him about so are nit picking ...bless em :rolleyes:

[Claymores]

Originally posted by TheOfficialAdam
Maybe when he sucks in he can fit into a 32 inch waist trouser lol

As someone who IS 32 inch waist, I can see that would just not be feasible in any way.

David could happily eat someione my size as a mid-morning snack and still want a bowl of Frosties cos still hungry.

[incywincy]

def 36/38 waist, if he is wearing 32's then he must have a massive muffin top. It probably going back to the last time he had trousers without elasticated waist.

Elasticated waist was brought in by the fast food producers LOL, cos you can't keep track on your expanding waistline

:joker:

[Oooo_get_her]

Originally posted by incywincy
def 36/38 waist, if he is wearing 32's then he must have a massive muffin top.

PMSL @ Muffin top :laugh:

Originally posted by VickyJ
Originally posted by BBmassive
Hes not fat ,he just likes his food ,i prefer him to a stick insect ,LOVE David

No hes not fat at all.

But he is no 32" :laugh:

TV makes people gain pounds also, gotta remember that.

I prefer someone who packs a few pounds to a stick insect anyway.

Aye, exactly. I was never having a go at him for being the size he is - just for the blatant lie.

I think he is a little heavier than his ideal bodyweight, looking at the slight paunch and the slight double chin, but he isn't fat - he's all over big and there's not a single thing wrong with that.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Bradley.
I'm a 32" waist and Im 13 (not evenly slightly fat) :bigsmile:

lol Im 32 aswell..

[Insane_Spirit]

Originally posted by superfanno1
Originally posted by Oooo_get_her
David said (after the fat **** comment) to Lisa that he only had a 32" waist.

I've just seen him walking round shirtless at the bus stop on the HL show and I would like to state for the record that if that man has a 32" waist then this little chap here:

:elephant:

is my new best friend.

Now - there's no criticism there - I like a big man, they can be dead sexy (David isn't, but that's not cos he's big) - but I do hate a liar.


With that verandah over his toyshop? No way.

32" if he considers around his knees as his waist.


:laugh3: PMSL @ With that verandah over his toyshop?

[Shasown]

Originally posted by Claymores


David could happily eat someione my size as a mid-morning snack and still want a bowl of Frosties cos still hungry.

Yeah well best he doesnt ask Lisa for hers coz he has no chance.

I dont know why you don't believe him, he may have been a 32 once like when he was about 15 or 16

[ILOVECHARLIE]

How can you say he lied? He might wear size 32, he didn't say what they look like on though.:laugh2:

[Claymores]

Originally posted by ILOVECHARLIE
How can you say he lied? He might wear size 32, he didn't say what they look like on though.:laugh2:

LOL - He'd have to wear 32" waist jeans permanantly round his knees as they sure would pull up any further :elephant:

[Marc]

He is not 32.. maybe he squeezes into a 32 and pretends that he is but he is definately NOT lol

[Conzors]

I've got a 32 inch waist, and can squeeze into a 30 inch. But 32 inch is kind of tight on me, and i dont think im the same size as him x

[Nemo123]

He's about 40 around the waist, unless he wears clothes too small for him and it's an optical illusion.

[AhmedFan2004]

IMO he's 40" around the waist. 42" isn't an impossibility depending on make/fit.

[Marc]

Originally posted by Conzors
I've got a 32 inch waist, and can squeeze into a 30 inch. But 32 inch is kind of tight on me, and i dont think im the same size as him x

Wooah you is fat!

LOL I joke

David CAN'T be 32"

[Claymores]

Originally posted by Conzors
I've got a 32 inch waist, and can squeeze into a 30 inch. But 32 inch is kind of tight on me, and i dont think im the same size as him x

Much like me and I bet we couldn't squeeze into 26/28s which would be the equivalent of what David must be doing to get into 32s!!!!

No wonder he speaks with quite a high pitched tone :laugh2:

:dance:

[Nemo123]

In the gay world he'd be called a bear.

[Oooo_get_her]

Originally posted by Nemo123
In the gay world he'd be called a bear.

Not just in the gay world but no, he wouldn't - 'bears' are hairy. He either isn't or he shaves / waxes.

I loves me my bears. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl. :lovedup:

Edit: For example. Marcus is a bear.
David is not.

(nb: that is not a Marcus directed growl - I added the thing about Marcus in an edit. I don't have a thing for him, though I did notice recently that, to be fair, Marcus does have very nice eyes.)