favourite movie quotes

[Alf]

"you know what they call a quater pounder with cheese in paris"?

they dont call it a quater pounder with cheese?

"no man they got the metric system, they wouldnt know what the ****** a quater pounder is"

then what do they call it?

"they call it a royale with cheese"

a royale with cheese, what they call a big mac?

"a big mac's a big mac but they call it le big mac"

le big mac, what they call a whopper?

"i dunno i didnt go into burger king

vincent vega (john travolta) in pulp fiction

[Alf]

"what do you mean im funny? you mean the way i talk? what? funny how? i mean whats funny about it? --- "but how am i funny? i mean funny like i'm a clown? i amuse you? i make you laugh? i'm here to ******in amuse you? what do you mean funny? funny how? how am i funny? how the ****** am i funny? what the ****** is so funny about me? tell me?, tell me whats funny.

tommy (joe pesci) goodfellas

[Alf]

i do wish we could chat longer, but i'm having an old friend for dinner

dr hannibal lector (anthony hopkins) silence of the lambs

[Alf]

hey dont knock masterbation, its sex with someone i love

alvy singer (woody allen) annie hall

[Alf]

if you dont get the president of the united states on that phone do you know whats gonna happen to you?
you're gonna have to answer to the coca cola company

colonel bat guano (keenan wynn) dr strangelove

[Alf]

i guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper?

marge gunderson (francis mcdormund) fargo

[Marc]

Die Hard
[Zeus and McClane have just stolen a man's car on the highway]
Zeus: [to man] Hey! Who was the 21st President?
Man: Go **** yourself!

[hennessy]

Casino:

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a ****' about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
and Peekaboo you f@cks you
Ace Rothstein: [voice-over] No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

I could keep on going

[setanta]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

[setanta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao3FuGEGcU8

[DrunkerThanMoses]

"Funky................. what is she liek black now?" - Ghost World

"Their coming to get you Bababra" Night of living dead

[bansheewails]

There is a name for you ladies, but it ain't used is polite society, outside of a kennel!

:whistle:

[andyman]

"Don't Shoot! The dome will crack!"

"Two weeks, two weeks.. TWOO Weeks! TWOOO WEEEEKS! TWOOO... Get ready for a suprise!"

"Hey man i have 5 kids to feed!"

"And i'll be home in time for Cornflakes!"

[Mrluvaluva]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgFXlEg5XZs

[Alf]

"all i said was", "that piece of halibut was good enough for jehovah"

life of brian - stoning scene

[RtooDee2]

"If he was so ***** smart, then how come hes so ***** dead?"
Jack Nicholson asks at a funeral in Prizzes Honour. (i know ive spelt it wrong)
and the classic
"Im not a mermaid! Im a mer-man...MER-MAN!!"
Ben Stiller shouts at his father in Zoolander.

[andyman]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do."

[BBUK4LYFE]

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

[MrGaryy]

'Dawn's beeing telling people I'm lying about my virginity cos I use extra jumbo tampon. But it;s not my fault I have wide set vagina and a heavy flow. D:'

- Mean Girls

really hit home, you know -sobs-

[hennessy]

Vin Diesel In Boiler Room

500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.......

[staceyxxx]

finding nemo &+ marley and me aree the best evaa films x

[Josy]

Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

[Lee.]

"ya little foakin coant"

Colin Farrell in "In Bruges" when the midget ignores him.

[hennessy]

Originally posted by Josy
Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[CaPPa]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.. and I'm all out of bubblegum"

They Live

[bansheewails]

Hospital P. A.: I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you.

Dogma - 1999

[bansheewails]

Garland Greene:- Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Con Air 1997

[bansheewails]

Captain Cummings: Surely you don't object to my holding your hand?
Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it.

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Serge Stanieff: I am delighted. I've heard so much about you.
Lady Lou: Yeah, but you can't prove it.


She Done Him Wrong - 1933

[Indierock&roll]

Originally posted by Josy
Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

no freakin way the goonies

mine is just after that bit :thumbs:
"ANDYYYY!!! YOU GOOOONIE!"

and from ferris bueller
"life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it!"

[Indierock&roll]

ooooooo and from the breakfast club
"im not an infomaniac, im a compulsive liar.."

[Shaun]

Airplane!

A: Surely you can't be serious?
Leslie Nielsen('s character): I'm deadly serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[Braden]

"cindy the t.v's leaking"

scary movie 3

[setanta]

I'm just after hearing a classic while watching Hard to Kill with Steven Segal.

"I'm going to take you to the bank Senator Trent. To the blood bank.

And he doesn't say it with an ounce of humour... totally sombre, trying to act hard and cool. Hilarious stuff.:joker:

[NettoSuperstar!]

Marwood: I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail: Why not?
Marwood: Because I don't advise it. Even the *****rs on the site wouldn't drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The *****rs don't drink it because they can't afford it.
<drinks>
Withnail: Have we got anymore?
Marwood: No.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox ?
Marwood: Nothing. Sit down.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You fool. You should never mix your drinks.
<withnail laughs hysterically and pukes on Marwood's shoes>


Danny: Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzelex. Street: The embalmer.
Withnail: Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots man. This pill's valued at two quid.
Withnail: Two quid ? You're out of your mind.
Marwood: That's sense, Withnail.
Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and **** off while you're doing it.
Danny: No need to insult me man. I was leaving anyway. Have either of you got any shoes?

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

We'll cover ourselves in deep heat and get up against a radiator. Keep ourselves alive until twelve. ...

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze

Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness.

Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.


Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.


What a film for quotes...

[setanta]

It's actually ridiculous how many wonderful quotes are in it and I personally love the fact that most of my friends don't actually get the film so it's like my own little treasure to open up and indulge in whenever I feel like it.

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish".

Marwood: There's a man over there who doesn't like the perfume. The big one. Don't look, don't look! We're in danger, we've got to get out.
Withnail: What are you talking about?
Marwood: I've been called a ponce.
Withnail: What ****ER said that?
Irishman: I called him a ponce. And now I'm calling you one, PONCE!
Withnail: Would you like a drink?
Irishman: What's your name, Ma********?
Withnail: ...I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder.
Irishman: I'll murder the pair of yous!
Withnail :My wife is having a baby! Listen, I don't know what my f... acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street.


Withnail: Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the ****ing farmer!


Scrubbers! Scrubbers!
Marwood: Shut up.
Withnail: Little tarts, they love it


Danny: Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision: let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?

Uncle Monty: There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh, so very special about a firm, young carrot. Mmmm, excuse me.

It's really endless. Quality film.

[Beastie]

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal and a happy new year!" - home alone 2 :thumbs:

[Scarlett.]

"When you're hurt and scared for so long, the fear and pain turn to hate and the hate starts to change the world."

Dark Alessa, Silent Hill

[Josy]

Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

['Conor]

"On Wednesdays we wear pink."

[Bollo]

Drop Dead Fred
"[after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years]
Fred: Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down."

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Jay: [on message board] All you mother******* are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna ******* your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax *******s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s*** which is made up of our s*** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother***** are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

[MTVN]

Tony Montana, Scarface: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

[King Gizzard]

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[Kazanne]

If you build it,they will come (Field of Dreams)
Who the ****** died and made you Grace Kelly(Working girl)

[King Gizzard]

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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"I know you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed but can you ever just be like...whelmed?" oh....my....god!

10 things I hate about you.

[Alf]

The best movie quote of the 21st century so far

"I drink your milkshake, I drink it up"

Daniel Plainview - There will be blood