View Full Version : ~*The Highlight show on the final night.*~
Vicky.
25-08-2009, 06:39 PM
9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.
David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'
11:21am
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'
12:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.
Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'
12:50pm
Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.
12:59pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'
1:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
1:55pm
Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.
Rodrigo giggles.
3:23pm
Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.
She then farts. And starts laughing.
4:47pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'
Silence.
7:01pm
Sophie is in the garden.
She farts.
She scratches her head.
7:49pm
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'
Silence.
9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
-----
"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'
cookiemonster
25-08-2009, 06:42 PM
:laugh2:
Jayson
25-08-2009, 06:43 PM
:laugh2:
Chantel
25-08-2009, 06:43 PM
i can just imagine it as well
BBfan46
25-08-2009, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.
David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'
11:21am
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'
12:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.
Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'
12:50pm
Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.
12:59pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'
1:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
1:55pm
Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.
Rodrigo giggles.
3:23pm
Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.
She then farts. And starts laughing.
4:47pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'
Silence.
7:01pm
Sophie is in the garden.
She farts.
She scratches her head.
7:49pm
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'
Silence.
9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
-----
"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'
haha that's pretty funny!:thumbs:
cleaner67
25-08-2009, 06:46 PM
:laugh3: :laugh: :laugh3:
Beastie
25-08-2009, 06:59 PM
lmao! with them 5 in the final ratings are going to hit under 2 million!! i bet beianzars new chat show will get more ratings than the final!
Viper29
25-08-2009, 07:00 PM
Nice one Vicky :laugh3::laugh2:
GirlsAloud
25-08-2009, 07:02 PM
:laugh2: You're a hero!!!
J-Rock
25-08-2009, 07:03 PM
Due another karma + me thinks
minx36
25-08-2009, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Rachel-x
i can just imagine it as well
Unfortuately you won't have to imagine it for long, as it will soon become a very dull reality!
:bored:
NolasGirl
25-08-2009, 07:04 PM
:joker:
Excellent Vicky. Sad though..
Vicky.
25-08-2009, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by minx36
Originally posted by Rachel-x
i can just imagine it as well
Unfortuately you won't have to imagine it for long, as it will soon become a very dull reality!
:bored: Yup...:bored:
illusionist
25-08-2009, 07:05 PM
rotfl..thats really a master piece Vicky....
Vladimir
25-08-2009, 07:06 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
EmptySouls
25-08-2009, 07:15 PM
Nice one
Jordan.
25-08-2009, 07:24 PM
:tongue:, Marcus and Siavash wont go, one will be in the final.
For Marcus you can add Marcus is sitting in the pool *shows Marcus in the corner, face half covered just his nose and eyes above the water*
For Siavash.... Siavash is in bed sleeping, *plays alarm*
I think either way it'll still be dull :laugh:
lisank
25-08-2009, 07:31 PM
Sounds quite likely - please no!
Ramsay
25-08-2009, 07:32 PM
Best thread ever!!
would be soooo funny if when davina is talking to the house on final night..their all asleep:laugh2:
BGT-FAN!
25-08-2009, 07:33 PM
It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.
BGT-FAN!
25-08-2009, 07:33 PM
It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.
bettiepage
25-08-2009, 07:33 PM
That's amazing Vicky.
+1
BGT-FAN!
25-08-2009, 07:33 PM
It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.
BGT-FAN!
25-08-2009, 07:33 PM
It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.
brian3
25-08-2009, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.
David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'
11:21am
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'
12:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.
Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'
12:50pm
Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.
12:59pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'
1:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
1:55pm
Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.
Rodrigo giggles.
3:23pm
Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.
She then farts. And starts laughing.
4:47pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'
Silence.
7:01pm
Sophie is in the garden.
She farts.
She scratches her head.
7:49pm
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'
Silence.
9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
-----
"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'
I think Charlie might give us a bit of Nana as well.
The final highlights are usually condensed into about 10 minutes anyway, I don't think we had any at all last year
brian3
25-08-2009, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by VickyJ
9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.
David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'
11:21am
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'
12:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.
Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'
12:50pm
Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.
12:59pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'
1:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
1:55pm
Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.
Rodrigo giggles.
3:23pm
Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.
She then farts. And starts laughing.
4:47pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'
Silence.
7:01pm
Sophie is in the garden.
She farts.
She scratches her head.
7:49pm
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'
Silence.
9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
-----
"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'
I think Charlie might give us a bit of Nana as well.
Originally posted by VickyJ
9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.
David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'
11:21am
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'
12:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.
Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'
12:50pm
Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.
12:59pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'
1:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
1:55pm
Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.
Rodrigo giggles.
3:23pm
Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.
She then farts. And starts laughing.
4:47pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'
Silence.
7:01pm
Sophie is in the garden.
She farts.
She scratches her head.
7:49pm
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'
Silence.
9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
-----
"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'
LOL!! That's made my day! :joker:
NONESHALLPASS
25-08-2009, 07:48 PM
This is spot on vicky this is what it will be like. zzzzzzzzz
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