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9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list. David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!' Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.' 11:21am Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop. Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know' Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything' David: 'Me neither' 12:43pm Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water. Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie' Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak' 12:50pm Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children. 12:59pm Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival' Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out' David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do' Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are' 1:43pm Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo. Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie' Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak' 1:55pm Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips. Rodrigo giggles. 3:23pm Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes. She then farts. And starts laughing. 4:47pm Lisa and David are at the bus stop Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash' David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now' Silence. 7:01pm Sophie is in the garden. She farts. She scratches her head. 7:49pm Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?' David 'Yeah' Silence. 9:00pm The housemates are all in bed. Sophie farts. ----- "Big Brother house, this is Davina..........' |
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