50 things that need to change for BB11...

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Okay, we've all been talking about the changes that we, the hardcore BB fans, want to see for Big Brother's last ever series (with C4 anyway).

So lets try and get fifty things we want to see changed in order for the show to go out with the biggest bang ever!

[PLEASE DON'T POST RIDICULOUS IDEAS OR SARCASTIC COMMENTS]

1. Bring back live feed.
2. Make auditionees pre-apply before the actual audition date to prevent people auditioning on a whim. (Do a short application online/through post for hopefuls).
3. Big Brother cast team need to be get rid of the 'cast' scheme of putting housemates in "because that one will hate that one, and that one will love that one", just see who is best and stick 16 of them in.
4. Have more twists and secrets to keep the viewers surprised and entertained rather than it being predictable.
5. Make the final 50 auditionees do a lie detector test to weedle out the fake wannabes from the genuinely determined.
6. Get rid of "The Tokens" and give housemates unlimited hot water and use of hair appliances.
7. Make housemates sign a contract that says they must pay a fine if they walk out of the Big Brother house.
8. Do not break-up arguements, let them be human and just get it all out. Do not separate them.
9. Raise the prize money, but start the show at £0. Housemates must then earn their prize money throughout the series. This way, housemates should pay more attention to tasks and not prat around. It will also stop anyone boycotting nominations.
10. Bring back the "3 warnings" system. To be given if; a housemate breaks a fundamental rule such as intentionally not wearing their microphone, refusing to nominate, being abusive or threatening to the Big Brother staff, being abusive or threatening to a fellow housemate. Everytime a housemate gets a warning, they lose £2000 from the price money, and after using all 3warnings they WILL be removed from the house.
11. Introduce the 'intruder' from BB Australia where special guests (preferably celebs) can enter the house for a day to a week. (This could be a good idea to get Davina in the house like she wants to).
12. Bring back "The House Next Door". One where the original housemates are complete unaware of it. OR you could have a major new idea for the opening night and have 2houses, but both houses think they're the only ones, eventually getting them to become one after 2-3weeks.
13. Bring back unlimited alcohol.
14. Any housemates that celebrate their birthday while in the house should get a party with a theme of their choice.
15. DO NOT put in people that didn't audition for the sake of a housemate. (Nicole for Rex, Kenneth for Karly, Isaac for Noirin).
16. Try not to put in a housemate that is like a past housemate. (No more butch lesbians - we've had Lisa and Kitten. If there is gunna be a lesbian, put in a really pretty feminine lesbian).
17. DO NOT put in anyone that is already with an agency.
18. Put in at least 2 housemates from each age group (18-19, 20's, 30's, 40's, 50+).
19. Make it the biggest house ever, filled with first-time accessories like a tanning bed/spraytan booth and massage table, and then also things like a garden shed to be used as the jail and secret garden to be used as the snug or "nowhere".
20. Do not allow anyone over the age of 25 to audition if it's their first time. These people clearly don't want to be in the house that much as they have had 5years to audition and haven't.

Okay, so I've come up with 20. Now come up with the other 30+.

As I said [PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE SARCASTIC COMMENTS OR RIDICULOUS IDEAS]

[DrunkerThanMoses]

21. Put in the queens double!

[Jords]

Some good ideas, some not so good ideas (like number 20, makes no sense at all).

[Enid]

22. Bring back the god damn chickens. They need some responsibility instead of dossing around getting pissed up.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

23.Put in the queens double!

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Some good ideas, some not so good ideas (like number 20, makes no sense at all).




I've spoken to people aged 18-21 that have waited YEARS to be legally able to audition for the show. And when they've gone to auditions they have met tons of people who have randomly just gone to auditions because they walked passed and saw it and thought "lets do it for a joke" while there are genuinely interested people who have waited years to be old enough.
The more people that audition, the less chance they have of getting on. In certain rounds they will only put in 3people or 5people out of a group of 10-20.
By the time the random auditionee walks out of the auditions because the jokes over and goes home, the person who wanted it badly has been told they haven't made it any further.

[*mazedsalv**]

24. Sack the producers so we have new idea's
25. A huge advertising campaign, go mad at the idea, Billboards, TV, Radio ect... anything they can.
26. A range of ages, most coming from the 20-30 age bracket with 3-4 over the age of 35.
27. 14 HMs to enter on launch night.
28. 11-12 weeks in total, 4 remaining on the final night, a suprise eviction on the Thursday night.
29. A punishment room, for when a HM is naughty, punish them in true evil BB style, and keep them locked up for about a day to deal with what they have done, the room will not be very luxury, spiders, rats, disgusting food and a cage to sleep in :bigsmile:. Would be entertaining to watch

[DrunkerThanMoses]

27.Put in the queens double!

[Enid]

Yes, BB needs a new audience. New fans. They assume everybody knows what the show is about. They need a new marketing strategy.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

28.Put in gyspygoth

[AhmedFan2004]

Yes, BB needs a new audience. New fans. They assume everybody knows what the show is about. They need a new marketing strategy.
They need a bigger audience, a more mature audience, a more intelligent audience. It's skewed to weirdos and kids at the moment.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

29.Put In the queens double!

[ChrisCoutureUK]

27.Put in the queens double!

Okay, we get that you want the Queen's double to go in the house. No need to post it more than once.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

30.Put in gyspygoth

[ChrisCoutureUK]

30.Put in gyspygoth

You always have to get some tw*t on here!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

30.Put in gyspygoth

You always have to get some tw*t on here!

:kiss: Cheers i love you too

31.Put ChrisCoutureUK In

[Vicky.]

Step away from the social stereotype casting. For example, no ridiculously over the top camp gays, no blonde bimbos with nothing between the ears etc.

[ChrisCoutureUK]

30.Put in gyspygoth

You always have to get some tw*t on here!

:kiss: Cheers i love you too

31.Put ChrisCoutureUK In

Hahaha. Yes, put me in. I'd bring back viewers, I'd make damn sure of it. :dazzler:

[Sir_Diary_of_Roomus]

No psychologists or guests during eviction interviews, leave their bits for filler on BBLB.

Endurance tasks, endurance tasks, endurance tasks. Something to keep the HM's up for 24 - 48 hours in a rota at least once every two weeks. Like the pedalow task and sleep task.

Eject anyone who influences noms into a block vote.

Make sure latecomers go in after 2-3 weeks, so they can still be isolated, aka not knowing how the HM's are percieved on the outside or having favourites themselves.

Bring back a secret utility or two hidden in the house.

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Liking some of these ideas!

[danda012]

Step away from the social stereotype casting. For example, no ridiculously over the top camp gays, no blonde bimbos with nothing between the ears etc.


Yea no more models. Also NOBODY WHO HAS BEEN ON TV BEFORE. (that includes Ziggy and David)

[ChrisCoutureUK]

Step away from the social stereotype casting. For example, no ridiculously over the top camp gays, no blonde bimbos with nothing between the ears etc.


Yea no more models. Also NOBODY WHO HAS BEEN ON TV BEFORE. (that includes Ziggy and David)

Yeah, like my No.17. No one with an agency.

[setanta]

Need somebody funny and a little irreverent to host the main shows, like Justin Lee Collins or somebody like that. Keep Davina for certain parts but the show in general needs a good shot in the arm.

[Twiggy]

32. Get rid of davina.

[ChrisCoutureUK]

32. Get rid of davina.

Absolutely Not!

You cannot get rid of Big Mother herself. Getting rid of her would destroy BB twice as much.

[Vicky.]

32. Get rid of davina.

Cant really get rid of her, much as a lot of us would like yo.

Get rid of her obvious biases though. I know a lot of people dont like the way she was against siavash, but she was waaay worse with Rachel last year. As a presenter, she should be neutral. Obviously watching it she will have favourites, but that should NOT come into her job.

Also, Russel back on BBBM...he was made for that program.

[jassy]

the audience is getting older so must the hm but not boring old gits some young at heart 50 somethings

[atieah2009]

33. Bring in someone moronically stupid and some very smart good for arguments around the house

[Vicky.]

33. Bring in someone moronically stupid and some very smart good for arguments around the house

Lisa and Freddie style? :laugh::laugh:

[MiuMiu]

33. Bring in someone moronically stupid and some very smart good for arguments around the house

Lisa and Freddie style? :laugh::laugh:


Lisa was not moronically stupid.
And she was street smart.
Freddie is socially stupid.
IMO off course.

34. Let them show peoples nasty bits!!!
And let people sign a contract saying that BB is encouraging sex for BB11 and they can have sex on the show if they want.
:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[ChrisCoutureUK]

What else do we wanna see?

[bansheewails]

MORE GOOD TASKS, sorry to shout but some of the tasks ately have been rubbish, need more all night tasks

[staceyxxx]

34. let people audition at the age of 16 - who have left school. - pleaseeeee!