What is your masturbatory celeb percentages?

[Crimson Dynamo]

In terms of masturbation what percentage of your thoughts involve celebrities, friends and work colleagues. Imagine that these 3 categories are 100%.


It may be worth while outing your top celeb over say the last quarter

[Shaun]

no celebs :\ people i know, haha.

[Mrluvaluva]

And why would you want to know this?

[Crimson Dynamo]

And why would you want to know this?

I am looking to publish the results in a forth coming edition of Blue Peter on self abuse.

[Mrluvaluva]

I am looking to publish the results in a forth coming edition of Blue Peter on self abuse.

Let me know when it's due to be aired please so I can make sure I avoid it.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Let me know when it's due to be aired please so I can make sure I avoid it.

Its best to face up to this vile problem. if you are doing it too much then you should tell the group. I have noticed that you type slow, are you left hand solo typing?

[Beastie]

I am sure the boyz masturbate over cheryl cole ******** in their faces! lol

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am sure the boyz masturbate over cheryl cole ******** in their faces! lol

I am looking for genuine statistical replies not filth. I am quite sure that CC will be very well represented in this report, her and Stacey's Mum off of Gavin and Stacey.

[Z]

Celebrities - 0%
Friends - 0%
Work colleagues - 0%


I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.

[Niamh.]

Celebrities - 0%
Friends - 0%
Work colleagues - 0%


I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.

:laugh2:

[Beastie]

Celebrities - 0%
Friends - 0%
Work colleagues - 0%


I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.

you masturbate over tibb members then?

[LemonJam]

Probably 50% friends, 40% colleagues, 10% celebrities.

[Beastie]

0% friends 0% colleagues 2% celebrities! 98% boyfriend!

[LemonJam]

0% friends 0% colleagues 2% celebrities! 98% boyfriend!

-wonders which 2 celebrities the 2% would be- :P

[Jack_]

Colleagues - 95%
Friends - 3%
Celebrities - 2%

Generally it's over people I know, but aren't friends with.

[Crimson Dynamo]

What about current X Factor peeps like Yvie the voice coach?

[Tom]

Susan Boyle- 100%

[Dr.Gonzo]

I used to fap over celebs when I was younger but I don't anymore. I've had to spice up my masturbatory love life by imagining people I shouldn't - exes, people I wouldn't ******* in real life, Christians, young-ish aunts, the spotty girl in Subway with the tight arse and crooked tits, and last but not least... my boss - the only time she's ever given me a raise the bitch.

On That Note

/duty calls

[Ross]

This is personal information.

[Raph]

Cole Sprouse.. <3
hehe and
Rex Newmark <3

love them boys! x

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is personal information.

so you do keep statistics, you just will not share?

[Chels]

lmfao.

[Stephanie]

celebs 100% - louis walsh pmsl

[Captain.Remy]

I don't think it's any of your business ?

[arista]

Celebrities - 0%
Friends - 0%
Work colleagues - 0%


I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.


You Dirty Beast Zee


Sign Of The Times.

[arista]

I don't think it's any of your business ?


Typical Frog.



Life In The Fast Lane.

[Jack_]

What about current X Factor peeps like Yvie the voice coach?

Phwoarrrr yeah, I could give her vocal cords a stretching. :elephant:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't think it's any of your business ?

Blue Peter is all our business

[Mrluvaluva]

Typical Frog.



Life In The Fast Lane.

I do not see you in any rush to tell all and sundry Arista.

[Captain.Remy]

Typical Frog.



Life In The Fast Lane.

I thought keeping our privacy for ourselves was universal. I can't see how it's typical "frog".

[Alf]

33.3%

[Twilight]

Lol

[lily.]

This topic is worrying.

[CaraRawr]

o

[Tom]

Typical Frog.



Life In The Fast Lane.

I don't see a post saying who you wank over?

[Z]

I don't see a post saying who you wank over?

The plot thickens. Does arista masturbate?

[Tom4784]

The plot thickens. Does arista masturbate?

I don't think his firmware's been upgraded enough yet.

[Mrluvaluva]

The plot thickens. Does arista masturbate?

He does sometimes act like a wanker. Joke. Sorry I could not help myself.

[LemonJam]

I used to fap over celebs when I was younger but I don't anymore. I've had to spice up my masturbatory love life by imagining people I shouldn't - exes, people I wouldn't ******* in real life, Christians, young-ish aunts, the spotty girl in Subway with the tight arse and crooked tits, and last but not least... my boss - the only time she's ever given me a raise the bitch.

On That Note

/duty calls

lmfao.

[arista]

I do not see you in any rush to tell all and sundry Arista.


Its a Joker Thread

[Lauren]

2 pages, you bunch of dirty scoundrels!

[Lauren]

Lauren sits on twitter looking at Jason Manfords twitpics

L O L, damn how did you know.

[lily.]

I don't think his firmware's been upgraded enough yet.


fnar.

[Billy]

I don't see a post saying who you wank over?

The Guardian duhh!