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Old 25-11-2009, 03:12 PM #1
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Wink What is your masturbatory celeb percentages?
In terms of masturbation what percentage of your thoughts involve celebrities, friends and work colleagues. Imagine that these 3 categories are 100%.


It may be worth while outing your top celeb over say the last quarter
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no celebs :\ people i know, haha.
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And why would you want to know this?
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And why would you want to know this?
I am looking to publish the results in a forth coming edition of Blue Peter on self abuse.
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I am looking to publish the results in a forth coming edition of Blue Peter on self abuse.
Let me know when it's due to be aired please so I can make sure I avoid it.
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Let me know when it's due to be aired please so I can make sure I avoid it.
Its best to face up to this vile problem. if you are doing it too much then you should tell the group. I have noticed that you type slow, are you left hand solo typing?
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I am sure the boyz masturbate over cheryl cole ******** in their faces! lol
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I am sure the boyz masturbate over cheryl cole ******** in their faces! lol
I am looking for genuine statistical replies not filth. I am quite sure that CC will be very well represented in this report, her and Stacey's Mum off of Gavin and Stacey.
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Celebrities - 0%
Friends - 0%
Work colleagues - 0%


I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.
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Celebrities - 0%
Friends - 0%
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I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.
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Celebrities - 0%
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I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.
you masturbate over tibb members then?
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Probably 50% friends, 40% colleagues, 10% celebrities.
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0% friends 0% colleagues 2% celebrities! 98% boyfriend!
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0% friends 0% colleagues 2% celebrities! 98% boyfriend!
-wonders which 2 celebrities the 2% would be- :P
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Colleagues - 95%
Friends - 3%
Celebrities - 2%

Generally it's over people I know, but aren't friends with.
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What about current X Factor peeps like Yvie the voice coach?
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I used to fap over celebs when I was younger but I don't anymore. I've had to spice up my masturbatory love life by imagining people I shouldn't - exes, people I wouldn't ******* in real life, Christians, young-ish aunts, the spotty girl in Subway with the tight arse and crooked tits, and last but not least... my boss - the only time she's ever given me a raise the bitch.

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so you do keep statistics, you just will not share?
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celebs 100% - louis walsh pmsl
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Celebrities - 0%
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I only masturbate over complete strangers.




take that as you will.

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