Why did the disabled girl fall off the swing?

[Tom]

Because she had no arms :laugh2:

[Ross]

Why would someone with no arms go on a swing in the first place, when the whole point is to hold on and swing.

Joke kill I know but...

[Stu]

That's the best joke I have ever heard. Seriously. Everyone is getting sent that in a text right now.

[Tom]

Why would someone with no arms go on a swing in the first place, when the whole point is to hold on and swing.

Joke kill I know but...

I thought that, but shes obviously mentally ill as well. I do often wonder how high the swing was, and whether she hurt herself when she fell.

Never gets old though

[Stephanie]

pmsl!

[Stu]

Never mind that, how did she get on the swing in the first place? Or what sick **** put her on it and left here there?

[MrGaryy]

I know that joke. Apparently I told it in like a kids club when I was 4 and when I told my sister she asked what happened next [clearly ******** herself I got kicked out or something after telling a joke she told me] and I said 'no one said anything they just moved onto the next person' ROFL.

[Shaun]

I heard that [well, without the word 'disabled'] a while ago, ****ing hilar though.

[Ramsay]

Knock Knock

[andyman]

Oh god poor girl, where was her minder?

[Novo]

Oh god poor girl, where was her minder?

Pushing the swing

[Tom]

Never mind that, how did she get on the swing in the first place? Or what sick **** put her on it and left here there?

She could have sat on it when it was still, or as Andy said her minder could have put her on it

[Amanda.]

I don't get it :x

[Z]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


omg i have tears

[Patrick]

Never mind that, how did she get on the swing in the first place? Or what sick **** put her on it and left here there?



:joker::joker::joker:

[MrGaryy]

I don't get it :x

the you are clearly a much nicer person than all over us :P

[Jords]

Knock Knock

Whos there?

:laugh2:

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/KnockKnockJesus.jpg

[andyman]

Sick bitch!

[Ramsay]

Whos there?

:laugh2:

Will

:laugh:

[Tom]

My sources tell me shes found this thread

http://theoriens.com/wp-content/uploads/First_Pilot_With_No_Arms_1.jpg

[Z]

OMG TOM ROFL!!!



hahahahahaha!!!!

[Shaun]

Rofl

[Tom4784]

rofl! I can't breathe.

[MrGaryy]

Tom. I can't. Breathe.

[Ross]

I'm not seeing the funny side anymore? I must have **** humour LOL.

[Amanda.]

Everyone laughing at this actually seems kind of cruel =O

[andyman]

My fave old family classic joke..

A man gets home from working a nightshift and decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex.
He climbs under the bed cover, gentley spreads her legs and licks her pussy till she quivers and cums all over his face.
He goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds his wife in there shaving her legs..

"WHAT THE FÛÇK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!" He yells..

"sshhh!" she says.. "You'll wake your mother!"

[Shaun]

omfg LOL

[Stephanie]

LMFAO :joker:

[Amanda.]

ew. omg. :laugh2:

[30stone]

Oh god poor girl, where was her minder?

Pushing the swing


****ing hell LOL

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Lauren]

Meh I doubt most of you would be laughing if it was a homophobic joke but.... /touchy.

[InOne]

I'm sick of everyone on here being so homophobic.
I mean if homosexuality were such a terrible thing then surely God would have sent something to wipe out all the gays.

Oh wait....

[Tom]

:laugh2:

[Stu]

'Coz straight people can't get AIDS lol.

[Novo]

Blame the green monkey's for AIDS Not Gays!

[andyman]

History of AIDS!

Paulo and Ian go to Africa.
Paulo and Ian get drunk.
Paulo and Ian see a monkey outside.
Paulo and Ian dance with the monkey.
Paulo and Ian have sex with monkey.
Paulo and Ian fly back home.
Paulo phones Ian and begs Ian to leave his wife.
Ian fûçks his wife Mandy.
Mandy later meets Desmond.
Mandy and Desmond get jiggy.
Mandy wants Desmond.
Kim, Lisa, Teashia, Tareeeshia, Shia and Jane also want Desmond.. Desmond is happy to oblige.


Moral of the story... Never trust two drunken gays with a monkey.