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Old 29-11-2009, 10:34 PM #1
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Because she had no arms
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Why would someone with no arms go on a swing in the first place, when the whole point is to hold on and swing.

Joke kill I know but...
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Old 29-11-2009, 10:35 PM #3
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That's the best joke I have ever heard. Seriously. Everyone is getting sent that in a text right now.
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Why would someone with no arms go on a swing in the first place, when the whole point is to hold on and swing.

Joke kill I know but...
I thought that, but shes obviously mentally ill as well. I do often wonder how high the swing was, and whether she hurt herself when she fell.

Never gets old though
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Never mind that, how did she get on the swing in the first place? Or what sick fuck put her on it and left here there?
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I know that joke. Apparently I told it in like a kids club when I was 4 and when I told my sister she asked what happened next [clearly ******** herself I got kicked out or something after telling a joke she told me] and I said 'no one said anything they just moved onto the next person' ROFL.
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I heard that [well, without the word 'disabled'] a while ago, ****ing hilar though.
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Oh god poor girl, where was her minder?
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Never mind that, how did she get on the swing in the first place? Or what sick fuck put her on it and left here there?
She could have sat on it when it was still, or as Andy said her minder could have put her on it
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the you are clearly a much nicer person than all over us :P
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