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WOMBAI
17-03-2010, 09:03 AM
What a plonker!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm
setanta
17-03-2010, 09:17 AM
I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?
Tom
17-03-2010, 09:19 AM
I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?

depends whether he was using it as a bat or if it was a mere turkey slap

either way its hilarious
Shasown
17-03-2010, 09:19 AM
What a plonker!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

PMSL he got off lightly, he wasnt entered onto the Sex Offenders Register.
LewisMarvel
17-03-2010, 09:21 AM
Is it wrong i find it abit funny?
Shasown
17-03-2010, 09:22 AM
Is it wrong i find it abit funny?

Yes it is wrong, I found it a lot funny.
WOMBAI
17-03-2010, 09:27 AM
I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?

The mind boggles! :hugesmile:
hennessy
17-03-2010, 09:31 AM
I'm trying to fit 'in possesion of swollen goods' into a joke....
arista
17-03-2010, 09:33 AM
I'm trying to fit 'in possesion of swollen goods' into a joke....


Good One.



It must have been a shock for that young officer.
setanta
17-03-2010, 09:35 AM
The mind boggles! :hugesmile:

Obviously wasn't impressed too much by it if she decided to leg it. Hee hee.
Crimson Dynamo
17-03-2010, 09:43 AM
Why did he get arrested if he was not black?

bloody racists

and immigrants
LewisMarvel
17-03-2010, 09:47 AM
Why did he get arrested if he was not black?

bloody racists

and immigrants

What?
Crimson Dynamo
17-03-2010, 09:49 AM
What?

What? is for conversations and is not applicable when the typed word is used.
Twilight
17-03-2010, 09:52 AM
Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?
Crimson Dynamo
17-03-2010, 09:53 AM
Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?

his weapon was half-cocked

so no
Twilight
17-03-2010, 09:55 AM
his weapon was half-cocked

so no

Aw what a shame.
setanta
17-03-2010, 09:56 AM
Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?

I'd say it was a case of brewer's droop, hence the slapping. Yes, I'm a filth merchant.
LewisMarvel
17-03-2010, 09:58 AM
What? is for conversations and is not applicable when the typed word is used.

No,what do you mean?
Shasown
17-03-2010, 10:02 AM
I think he got picked on unfairly, he works offshore and was only doing an impersonation of a helicopter
hennessy
17-03-2010, 10:14 AM
I think in Lithuania thats a marriage proposal
Beastie
17-03-2010, 10:32 AM
:joker:
Crimson Dynamo
17-03-2010, 11:28 AM
No,what do you mean?

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
Mrluvaluva
17-03-2010, 02:05 PM
Dangerous. Could have had her eye out. Especially if it wasn't in a flacid state.
Jessica.
17-03-2010, 02:09 PM
:laugh2:
Crimson Dynamo
17-03-2010, 02:09 PM
Dangerous. Could have had her eye out. Especially if it wasn't in a flacid state.

She thought she was being attached by an irate Japanese fellow with a squint
karezza
18-03-2010, 09:17 AM
The BNP's GE manifesto says they will outlaw foreigners attacking British citzens with their genitals.