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Old 17-03-2010, 09:03 AM #1
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What a plonker!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm
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I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?
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I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?
depends whether he was using it as a bat or if it was a mere turkey slap

either way its hilarious
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PMSL he got off lightly, he wasnt entered onto the Sex Offenders Register.
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Is it wrong i find it abit funny?
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Is it wrong i find it abit funny?
Yes it is wrong, I found it a lot funny.
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I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?
The mind boggles!
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I'm trying to fit 'in possesion of swollen goods' into a joke....
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I'm trying to fit 'in possesion of swollen goods' into a joke....

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It must have been a shock for that young officer.
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The mind boggles!
Obviously wasn't impressed too much by it if she decided to leg it. Hee hee.
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Why did he get arrested if he was not black?

bloody racists

and immigrants
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Why did he get arrested if he was not black?

bloody racists

and immigrants
What?
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What? is for conversations and is not applicable when the typed word is used.
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Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?
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Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?
his weapon was half-cocked

so no
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his weapon was half-cocked

so no
Aw what a shame.
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Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?
I'd say it was a case of brewer's droop, hence the slapping. Yes, I'm a filth merchant.
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No,what do you mean?
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I think he got picked on unfairly, he works offshore and was only doing an impersonation of a helicopter
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I think in Lithuania thats a marriage proposal
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No,what do you mean?
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
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Dangerous. Could have had her eye out. Especially if it wasn't in a flacid state.
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Dangerous. Could have had her eye out. Especially if it wasn't in a flacid state.
She thought she was being attached by an irate Japanese fellow with a squint
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