TiBB Eurovision 2010 - Winner announced ah\

[Iceman]

:o

*lies on the floor trying to fan myself crying the stage out*

*pees off the stage*

that cool you down?????

[CaraRawr]

Cara, what's the name of the 30stm song that goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh a lot?

Kings and Queens, if we're thinking of the same one :]

[Braden]

*pees off the stage*

that cool you down?????

*bites arm*

[Jayson]

That's the one

Cheeeeeeerrrrrzzzz

[Beastie]

Omg the show starts at 6!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhh!! how many entries????? omg is Shaun just going to release the entries randomly????? ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

[Harry!]

Good luck to all.

[Jayson]

It's like Adebayor all over again lmfao.

[Iceman]

*bites arm*

*sedates with anaesthetic*

looks like turkey dropped out.....

[Tom4784]

Seriously both of you, you're ruining the thread.

[Vicky.]

dj2k10. Stop with the random insults.

Yes, we get it, joe is ginger...nothing wrong with that and you are just being petty.
Any more insults and you will get banned.

Will clean this thread now.

[Joe.]

Seriously both of you, you're ruining the thread.

Sorry, I don't think I was doing anything :conf:

dj2k10. Stop with the random insults.

Yes, we get it, joe is ginger...nothing wrong with that and you are just being petty.
Any more insults and you will get banned.

Will clean this thread now.

Thanks Vicky ;)

Now back to Eurovision, does the winner get to decide what part of the country next year's is performed in?

[Braden]

*sedates with anaesthetic*

looks like turkey dropped out.....

My act is still healthy and locked up away from you :)

[Braden]

Now back to Eurovision, does the winner get to decide what part of the country next year's is performed in?

Do you not watch Eurovision?

The country that wins gets to host it next year.

[Stu]

Heloooooooooooo.

[Novo]

Hello streets of rage Punk

[Jayson]

StuBo is here

[Shaun]

oh this is going to be fun

[dj2k10]

ooh i want to stay in the competition
i want to do it for my people
come on denmark.

[Vicky.]

Oh, and good luck everyone.

I would have entered, but Im crap at things like this, prefer to watch :laugh:

[Iceman]

oh this is going to be fun

fun, pandemonium all the same really LOL

[dj2k10]

is it okay if i dont have a costume as its naked with orange all over my body.?

[dj2k10]

vote for denmark the country needs this victory :D

[Jayson]

Where are PJ and Paddy?

Looks like I'm a lone judge.

[GypsyGoth]

The Running Order:
1; Luxembourg - Lucy - "C'est un parti"
2; Russia - Vladimir Poontang - "Knee Deep"
3; Austria - Johann and the Family Herzog - "Right to This Love"
4; Cyprus - Maria Avlontis - Burnt Heart
5; Finland - Ravenheart - Sellout (feat. surprise guest)
6; Andorra - Sikkboy Safe - Barely 12 (But This Weed Is Good)
7; Spain - Eduardo Margarita - Tonight (My Pussy)
8; Denmark - dj2k10 - You Cannot Hide Away From Your Ginger Hair
9; if submitted - Greece - tba
10; Hungary - surprise performers - Survival
11; Iceland - Iwanasomkúnt - The Eruption
12; Bosnia and Herzegovina - Fomas Kelchalavikaktichskyloff - Bad Ramen (feat. surprise guest)
13; Vatican City - Decadence - Bad Catholic
14; Turkey - Angelea and Tatianna - Are You Ready?
15; The Netherlands - Hollands Hope - It's Legal Where We Live
16; France - The Naughty French Maids - Teach You
17; Germany - Helga Walkure - LemonJam is Such A ****ing Awful Person
18; United Kingdom - Ceasar Jupitus - 'Cos She Likes The Girls

:bouncy:

[Vicky.]

Jayson...feel the power :D

[Beastie]

Heloooooooooooo.

Hey Stu :xyxwave:

[Jayson]

Jayson...feel the power :D

I'm like Jesus.






How the hell has my video got 42 views already?

[Jessica.]

I'm like Jesus.






How the hell has my video got 42 views already?

:joker: I've seen it.

[Jayson]

:joker: I've seen it.

So have 41 other people by the look of it D:

[Beastie]

So the running order.... I am going 3rd to last... did Shaun rate the performances from the not so crude to crudest? lol

[Braden]

:/, we haven't got judges :(

[Jessica.]

So have 41 other people by the look of it D:

:joker:

[Jayson]

:/, we haven't got judges :(

helllllllllllllooooooooooooooo

[Smithy]

:/, we haven't got judges :(

I can be an understudy Judge if Patrick/PJ aren't here, and it it's ok with Shaun :bigsmile:

[Shaun]

So the running order.... I am going 3rd to last... did Shaun rate the performances from the not so crude to crudest? lol

it's entirely random :p

[Beastie]

everyone that isn't a judge will have a chance to vote for their 5 favourite entries, in order, but obviously can't vote for themselves. I'll then ask the judges to rank ALL of the entries, based on creativity, effort, etc.

So whilst most of the vote is public, the judges will have an altogether score of about 100pts between them.

Yay! :) sounds good to me!

[Novo]

Don't be so bloody stupid smithy if anyone should be the judge it's young Novo here

[Beastie]

it's entirely random :p

Oh good good lol. I think all my song is okay.. I am sure the mods will approve of it all :hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

Oh good good lol. I think all my song is okay.. I am sure the mods will approve of it all :hugesmile:

:laugh:

[Jessica.]

Oh if I didn't withdraw my entry my song was gonna be called 'Break yer face' :laugh:

[Beastie]

Smithy might be good judge.. I think Harry would be a good judge too.

[Smithy]

Don't be so bloody stupid smithy if anyone should be the judge it's young Novo here

You entered yourself and then were to retarded to finish it, something tells me you'd fail as a judge too :D

[Novo]

You entered yourself and then were to retarded to finish it, something tells me you'd fail as a judge too :D

I finished it but it was far to good to enter this competition it would have been unfair to everyone else

[King Gizzard]

Vladimir Poontang is in the building.

[Beastie]

Im gona get some grub before the show starts. Was going to make some pasta? might have time. I will be back.

[Braden]

Get Vicky to judge :)

[Jayson]

I've got a feeling Nathan's entry is about clunge...

[Lucy.]

Oh shoot I'm first & I forgot to do a band name :'(

[Smithy]

I finished it but it was far to good to enter this competition it would have been unfair to everyone else

So your saying your too good to compete, your too arrogant to be a Judge, you'd think everyone was piss poor if yours was so good.

[Jayson]

Who else has seen the video?

[Vicky.]

People have videos of their songs?

I thought it was just like, the lyrics written down or something.

Will be much more fun :D

[Smithy]

I've got a feeling Nathan's entry is about clunge...

:laugh2:

[Novo]

I Just got this message from PJ

" You must Judge for me i am popping out to my Nan's for Tea and Biscuits "

[Jayson]

People have videos of their songs?

I thought it was just like, the lyrics written down or something.

Will be much more fun :D

I made one, not sure if anyone else did.

It wasn't a requirement I don't think :/

[King Gizzard]

People have videos of their songs?

I thought it was just like, the lyrics written down or something.

Will be much more fun :D

Personally I think it gives people more of an advantage..but I'm not that bothered

[Tom4784]

People have videos of their songs?

I thought it was just like, the lyrics written down or something.

Will be much more fun :D

I've recorded mine, just a fair warning :laugh:.

[Vicky.]

Get Vicky to judge :)

Nah...I would be an awful judge

[Stu]

Got plenty of spliffs rolled for this. I'm flying high right now baaaabbbby.

[Jayson]

I didn't record anything, just wrote different lyrics over the song Praise You lmao.

[Patrick]

*Runs in*

Im here!

[Vicky.]

I've recorded mine, just a fair warning :laugh:.

You recorded it, as in your actually singing it?

If so, brilliant :D


I could do the singing bit, but not the writing a song bit :laugh2:

[Jayson]

*Runs in*

Im here!

*hide's how upset he is about not being the only judge any more*

HAI!!!

[Tom4784]

You recorded it, as in your actually singing it?

If so, brilliant :D


I could do the singing bit, but not the writing a song bit :laugh2:

I'm the opposite, as a few members on here know too well. I sing like a cat with rabies.

[Harry!]

Smithy might be good judge.. I think Harry would be a good judge too.

Im too neutral to be a judge, Plus I was a judge last year - Someone else can have a turn!

[\PJ/]

Hhhhhereeee

[Smithy]

*Runs in*

Im here!

edit: double Boo now PJ's here

[Jayson]

I quite liked your hotdog song last year Dezzy :p

[GypsyGoth]

:bigsmile:
http://i50.tinypic.com/2uhmgz7.jpg

[Lucy.]

Mine is diabolical, just letting you all know ;)

[Patrick]

*hide's how upset he is about not being the only judge any more*

HAI!!!

:joker::joker:

[Tom4784]

I quite liked your hotdog song last year Dezzy :p

I haven't autotuned this one to hell though so you'll experience the full horror this year.

[Jessica.]

I quite liked your hotdog song last year Dezzy :p

It was Epic!

[Vicky.]

I'm the opposite, as a few members on here know too well. I sing like a cat with rabies.

PMSL...something to definitely look forward to then :p

[Jayson]

*flag stolen by Denmark* :(

[Shaun]

*bops to Let's Go Crazy*

(Prince is the TiBB Eurovision warmup act)

[Braden]

Omg this is so overwhelming.

[Joe.]

Personally I think it gives people more of an advantage..but I'm not that bothered

Can't help but agree :-)

[Jayson]

Do a video yourselves then you lazy bastards :p

[Tom4784]

I don't think recording it does, both me and Shaun did it last year and we still lost. Whichever is the best song will win like last year proved.

[CaraRawr]

http://www.robertcrumphotography.com/blog_photos/Protrait_Dancing_Sisters.jpg

Eduardo's bitches are dressed for the occasion.

[dj2k10]

vote for denmark i love you all.

[Novo]

vote for denmark i love you all.

I hope you win

[Vicky.]

I don't think recording it does, both me and Shaun did it last year and we still lost. Whichever is the best song will win like last year proved.

Yeah, only way it would make a difference would be if two songs really stood out and were equally good, the one with the video and that is more likely to win...because more effort has been put into it really :)

[Jayson]

******s himself for votes*

omg Patrick have you been working out?

[\PJ/]

Im wearing spray on clothes

[Jessica.]

******s himself for votes*

omg Patrick have you been working out?

:joker::joker:

[dj2k10]

thanks novo.

[Shaun]

I am woefully unprepared for this.

*frantically finds presenters and adlibs segues*

[Joe.]

VOTE FORUNITEDKINGDOMandyouwon'tregretit!

[CaraRawr]

9 minutes. :]

[dj2k10]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/GingerbreadPeople.JPG

theres me in my costume with my back up singer beside me.

[Jessica.]

*gets gifs ready*

[Braden]

What the french at this thread.

[Shaun]

oh someone resize that **** please

[Shaun]

Just trying out some fonts for the presenters... hmm.

[Jayson]

Jesus Christ that pic nearly gave me a heart attack.

[Shaun]

oh I like that. That's a keeper. The women can have a lovely shade of pink.

[Novo]

thanks novo.

put on a great show sir

[Joe.]

Oh come on. dj2k10 is being really disrespectful. You know with the whole gingerbread thing. Pffft.

[Shaun]

Just trying out some fonts for the presenters... hmm.

And if I decide to don a vagina, I shall express myself thusly.

yes this is lovely.

[Jayson]

Just trying out some fonts for judging... hmm.

[Twilight]

dj2k10 **** off

[Shaun]

-is actually jayson-

[dj2k10]

what? ive changed the lyrics now which doesnt mention your name.
some people these days.
im doing this for denmark not you.

[\PJ/]

Mess im on a very slow wifi connection in a pub please no gifs or else i will cut your nippels of and feed them to stacey.

[Novo]

dj2k10 **** off

No he is here for denmark

[Tom4784]

~Woot the presenters are coming back! *kicks starts the Augustine Fan Club*

[Lucy.]

I just want to apologize in advance for my song's lame start to the evening.
However it will be staying true to Eurovision form I guess! :joker:

[Jessica.]

oh someone resize that **** please

Here. :)
http://i48.tinypic.com/2drrhnn.jpg

[Shaun]

Augustine is native to wherever the first show was hosted, Dean. Let's just say it was Liechtenstein.

[dj2k10]

yes thanks novo
here in denmark we like ginger bread men so dont be nasty to us danish people.

[Novo]

what? ive changed the lyrics now which doesnt mention your name.
some people these days.
im doing this for denmark not you.

Do it for denmark and denmark only

[Joe.]

united kingdom ftw-

god save the queen!

[Shaun]

Here. :)
http://i48.tinypic.com/2drrhnn.jpg

thank you dear. :laugh2:

[Tom4784]

Augustine is native to wherever the first show was hosted, Dean. Let's just say it was Liechtenstein.

My heart has just been broken.

[Jayson]

-is actually jayson-

:joker:

[Smithy]

PJ your always in the pub

[GypsyGoth]

I just want to apologize in advance for my song's lame start to the evening.
However it will be staying true to Eurovision form I guess! :joker:

:laugh:

[\PJ/]

Not always just this weekend...

[Jessica.]

Mess im on a very slow wifi connection in a pub please no gifs or else i will cut your nippels of and feed them to stacey.

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/m9stq8.gif

I am in a good mood, if you asked me like a decent human being I would have obliged.

[CaraRawr]

who is everyone most looking forward to?

[Smithy]

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/m9stq8.gif

I am in a good mood, if you asked me like a decent human being I would have obliged.

:joker:

[Tom4784]

May the proud Bosnia-Herzegovinians march onto victory.

[Patrick]

Do judges have to give coments after every performance or is at the end of the show like a coment for every contestant?

[Princess]

Wow busy thread

[Jayson]

who is everyone most looking forward to?

Dezzy and Stu's.

[Novo]

who is everyone most looking forward to?

Denmark

[Smithy]

If anyone has mentioned GaGa they get 10 points from me :D

[Tom4784]

who is everyone most looking forward to?

Shaun, LJ's and Greg's because I've seen and heard bits and pieces about each and I think they're gonna be hilarious.

[Braden]

I've got a pure banquet from Pizza Hut :p

You name i've got it.

[Tom4784]

Do judges have to give coments after every performance or is at the end of the show like a coment for every contestant?

Whichever you want I think, Last year they gave their critiques after each performance but Tom tended to do it in batches.

[Iceman]

Iwanasomkúnt is apparently drunk backstage....

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[Smithy]

http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad345/SmithyGa/262p0gn.gif?t=1275238897

[Joe.]

My plee- VOTE FOR UK!

[Jayson]

Sikkboy Safe has sexually assaulted Iwanasomkúnt and Vladimir Poontang.

[\PJ/]

il do mine after every performance.

[Shaun]

http://www.rusactors.ru/u/urgant_i/ivan_urgant-05.jpg

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO TiBB EUROVISION 2010, LIVE FROM MILTON KEYNES. My name is Jethro!

We have such a fantastic show in store for you tonight. There are songs about racism, incest, sexual religion, drug use, bad takeaways and parties. And waiting backstage are all of our lucky competitors! LET'S SEE THEM NOW.

http://zeus.passedoutphotos.com/content/805/resized/passedout-photos-1219293878-6763.jpg

OMG FABULOUS.

[Patrick]

Whichever you want I think, Last year they gave their critiques after each performance but Tom tended to do it in batches.

Okay cool, Im watching BB5 so I'll try to pause it and write a coment for each.

[CaraRawr]

aaaah.

[Jayson]

lmfao that picture

[Tom4784]

Rofl I love the presenter bits so much.

[\PJ/]

good luck.

[Shaun]

Our first performance tonight comes from Luxembourg! Please show your support for...

Vulgaire - C'est Un Parti!

[Princess]

Wooooooooo

[Iceman]

woo it begins

[CaraRawr]

get it gurl!

[Smithy]

:thumbs2:

[Tom4784]

Woo! Good luck everyone.

[Stu]

Wahay.

[Jessica.]

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/2j65pwj.gif

[Lucy.]

Oh dear... *covers eyes*

[Beastie]

Right I have got my bowl of pasta with chicken soup at the ready! and it is already 5 minutes past 6pm!!

[Z]

:D

[dj2k10]

Denmark denmark denmark *gingerbread man storms the stage*.

[Patrick]

:D

[GypsyGoth]

:hello:

[Braden]

Go Luxemburg!!

[\PJ/]

jessica seriously can you not

[Shaun]

C'est un parti (ft. Vicky, Ben & Claudia)

The spotlights beam on the stage in three strips of red, white and blue,
from behind a huge red curtain four figures emerge all scantily clad,
the audience woop in excitment while they introduce themselves...

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ms4r54.jpg

The crowd cheers while Lucy steps forward with the mic and starts to sing,
in the meantime Vicky, Ben & Claudia all dance fantastically behind, echoing the
vocals

Lights are shining and the sky is bright
Drugged up on E's so I'm feeling alright
Got the tunes blasting loud, the base is blasting strong
My crew is here and it's a party all night long

Makeup slapped thick got my hooker heels on
Dress like a belt, self respect is long gone
Throwing back the martini's shaken not stirred
Kissing everyone who moves, but a hot guy is preffered

At this point all the band start to breakdance in unison and Claudia is
lifted into the air and begins to sing loudly

C'est un parti drop those moves
C'est un parti you got nothing to lose
C'est un parti it'll be just fine
C'est un parti tonight's my time

Suddenly as Claudia is lowered, Vicky skids to the front on her legs and
begins to rap

MC Vicky in da house gotta feel dis beat when I rock it out loud
got my man Benny-Stone poppin them moves watch that boy shake it just
see the way he grooves, got my girl DJ Cloudy makin all the guys purr
all the other chicka's here ain't got nutin on her

As Vicky regains the group they all begin to sing while shaking their hips

C'est un parti drop those moves
C'est un parti you got nothing to lose
C'est un parti it'll be just fine
C'est un parti tonight's my time

They fall walk forward slowly, sit on the front of the stage, legs dangling over the edge and sing quietly together

Lights were shining and the sky was bright
Used up all my E's and I'm feeling pretty Sh!te.

The lights dim, they all wave, leap into the crowd and are swiftly carried away to
loud cheering from below them

[Iceman]

pj turn off pics in UCP

[CaraRawr]

omfg.

[Braden]

That was pretty good Lucy :D

[Joe.]

:bawling: UK has officially lost.

[Smithy]

:hello:

[Jayson]

That was... incredible.

I especially liked the rhymes blud.

[Princess]

Hah that was brilliant!

[Tom4784]

I actually really liked it Lucy. it was very good.

[Beastie]

An amazing first song!!! lol

[Lucy.]

:D Woo, I shudda actually got Vicky to rap Pmsl

[Jessica.]

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/2dslk4h.gif

[Iceman]

amazing from lux

[GypsyGoth]

I loved it Lucy :hugesmile:

I was fierce :D Lux for the win!!

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovisionontop.com/photos/Eurovision-Party-Portu/Kristian%20Rodic%20and%20Fabrizio.jpg

THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND PAVEL. We LOVED Luxembourg's entry!

OMG IKR?

**** off, Pavel. On your knees. HERE'S RUSSIA'S ENTRY!

Vladimir Poontang - Knee Deep

[Stu]

That was pretty good man.

[Jayson]

That really doesn't make me very confident about my song lmfao

[Tom4784]

Rofl.

[Jessica.]

Can you say what member the songs are by please?

[Iceman]

That really doesn't make me very confident about my song lmfao

I know, mine is lame in comparison

[Jayson]

Nathaniel!!!!!11one!!!1

[Beastie]

That really doesn't make me very confident about my song lmfao

Ditto! :S Mine is a bit X Rated. Just a bit. Lucy's lyrics were really good. Sounded like a proper song! well done Lucy!

[Stu]

Can you say what member the songs are by please?
This, this, this.

[Lucy.]

Clauds did you like your sexy mama heels ;)

[\PJ/]

The outfits were a bit meh but the song made me laugh so all in all it was good.

[Braden]

nate dogg!

[Shaun]

Can you say what member the songs are by please?

that should have nothing to do with your decision. If you think you can just vote for your bumchums, please exit.

[Tom4784]

Ah Nathan! Going on last year's I've got high hopes for this one.

[dj2k10]

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.co.uk/time-zone/europe/european-union/denmark/images/denmark-flag.jpg

come on denmark please everyone vote for denmark lots of time and effort has gone into this!!!!

[Beastie]

This, this, this.

Yeah say the member and country please! lol

[Patrick]

Loved the first performance, the outfits weren't bad at all.

And the lyrics were very catchy, love the chorus :)

Well done.

[Iceman]

names are on first page

[CaraRawr]

All the people bawling about how we should vote for them should **** and ****.

[Novo]

Denmark denmark denmark *gingerbread man storms the stage*.

You've got this

[Jessica.]

that should have nothing to do with your decision. If you think you can just vote for your bumchums, please exit.

:shocked: I just think it would be good to know fgs, I'm sure I'm not the only one!!

[Stu]

that should have nothing to do with your decision. If you think you can just vote for your bumchums, please exit.
Knowing who done it is all part of the fun.

They are all on the first page anyway.

:devil:

[Z]

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/UNN/UNN294/flag-vatican-city_~u23954994.jpg

OHAY! yeah.

[GypsyGoth]

Clauds did you like your sexy mama heels ;)

I loved them but I'm surprised I didn't fall on my face :D

[Shaun]

Knee Deep by Vladimir Poontang

http://i50.tinypic.com/33xem1h.png

Vladimir enters the stage, accompanied by his Russian dancers, Zhenya and Valeria. Also taking to the stage are 5 dancers dressed in stupid bear costumes, for not much reason at all. The bassline kicks in. A heavy Russian accent is heard ‘’And now it is times forz some realz gangster hip hopz.’’

http://i46.tinypic.com/24w6pi0.jpghttp://i50.tinypic.com/20p2cfn.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/24w6pi0.jpg

Straight out of Zt Petersburg,
Crazy mother-bleep- called Poontang
Holla back at me, yo

I’m so knee knee knee knee deep
You’d think I was some sort of creep creep creep creep
I’m so knee knee knee knee deep
You’d think I was some sort of creep creep creep creep
This floor is so wet I think I ll have to use a sponge
This is what you get when you’re so knee deep in clunge

Don’t tell anyone I ordered a hooker tonight
At this moment in time I’m higher than a kite
I asked her for her ASL, where she was from
She said 73, female from Belgium

I’m so knee knee knee knee deep
You’d think I was some sort of creep creep creep creep
I’m so knee knee knee knee deep
You’d think I was some sort of creep creep creep creep
This floor is so wet I think I ll have to use a sponge
This is what you get when you’re so knee deep in clunge

Lyrics heavier than Dre, lyrics sharper then Snoop
You don’t even notice I’ve got my chorus on the loop
I travel from Rubin to Zt Petersburg, and now to Moscow
Whats up with this Romanian girls? They get so low low low low.

I’ve got Zhenya, Valeria, fine Russian muff. [points to dancers]
Lets just hope they’re over the stage of being up the duff.
I’m now taking them to a fine Russian Restaurent for a meal
Then its back to my place, see if they can make me squeel.

I’m so knee knee knee knee deep
You’d think I was some sort of creep creep creep creep
I’m so knee knee knee knee deep
You’d think I was some sort of creep creep creep creep
This floor is so wet I think I ll have to use a sponge
This is what you get when you’re so knee deep in clunge

Zhenya and Valeria come to the front of the stage, under their tops, only to reveal tassles covering their nipples. The crowd is thankful. Vladimir and the girls then exit.

[Vicky.]

:D Woo, I shudda actually got Vicky to rap Pmsl

You would have to get me really really drunk... :laugh:

But brilliant song :D

[Beastie]

that should have nothing to do with your decision. If you think you can just vote for your bumchums, please exit.

Oh just announce which country is up!! then we all vote for which country we want to win. I am a bit retarded and can not recognise all the flags!

[Joe.]

loads and loads of effort went into mine, plleasse vote!

[CaraRawr]

LMFAO. amazing.

[Tom4784]

BAHAHAHA! That was amazing Nathan. Loved the picture.

[Braden]

BOOOOM ! nice oneeeeee\!

[Jayson]

I KNEW IT WOULD INVOLVE CLUNGE you dirty boy

That was amazing, fo-shizzle. Defo a contender based on sheer hilarity.

[Lucy.]

PMSL loved the 73 yr old.

[Z]

Ahahaha, "the crowd is thankful", brilliant!

[Iceman]

very well done Nathan, similar to mine in some ways

[Novo]

Good work

[\PJ/]

LOL! that made me laugh alot and the stage directions were good all in all that was AMAZING,well done.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: That was great Nate!

[Princess]

LMAO loves it!

[Smithy]

I KNEW IT WOULD INVOLVE CLUNGE you dirty boy

That was amazing, fo-shizzle. Defo a contender based on sheer hilarity.

You've seen 2 :laugh:

[Harry!]

Very good Nathan!

[Beastie]

Lol good song Nathan!! awwww it is going to be hard picking a top 5! I love the first 2 songs!!

[Braden]

http://z.about.com/d/islam/1/0/f/turkey.jpg

[Beastie]

Vladimir Poontang looks like an elderly Zee!!

[Shaun]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2009/2/24/1235496057547/Childrens-TV-presenters-A-001.jpg

And if you'd like to know how to make your own clunge at home, you can find out on the website!

I made mine using some papier maché, an old used yoghurt pot and some pipe cleaners!

Yeah, if you'd just wash out the yoghurt it wouldn't stink of sour milk. Anyway, here's Austria!

Johann and the Family Herzog - Right to This Love
http://vercors.univ-savoie.fr/ressourcesenligne/cours_hh/new/LEA_L&C2/L&C2_02/flag_austria.gif

[Jessica.]

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/38986324.gif

[Tom4784]

ah/

I can't wait for this one.

[Joe.]

Gosh this thread so busy! Hard to keep up- on a lighter note-

GREAT BRITAINFTW!!

[Shaun]

The performers:
http://i48.tinypic.com/30wm1q0.png http://i50.tinypic.com/2dmbeci.png
http://i50.tinypic.com/2lvl6c2.png http://i49.tinypic.com/15zkwms.png


Johann and the Family Herzog - Right to this Love

[see figure.1 for their first costumes]

Something incestuous can make you sick
Though it makes me want to burst [Johann clenches his fists and the other dancers wince]
My son makes me hard, will he let me go down?
I promised him that it wouldn't hurt [Johann's son, Rudi, licks his lips]

Is it better? Is it worse?
Let's do the cowboy in reverse? [Johann's wife (Ursula) and daughter (Heidi) mimic the aforementioned sexual position]
It's just like we're going backwards
My sister's such a dirty ho,
she goes fast but I want slow
What I don't want is a rash, no [the family do the charleston over their genitals]

Just know that you're not in this thing alone
There's a room in the cellar that you can call home.
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart
Genes push us back, back, back, back, back to the start

If a basement's worth having,
It's sure enough worth fighting for
Siblings are always an option
When it gets tough gotta fight some more

[The family mimic punches as they sing the chorus]

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

Now we can't go on no picnic
'Cos we have an orgy in the park. [Johann and Heidi writhe as Ursula simulates oral sex on Rudi]
This kind of love's kept behind closed doors
as the subject's kinda dark.

Just know that you're not in this thing alone
There's a room in the cellar that you can call home. [the stage suddenly opens a giant door in the floor and ten barely-dressed dancers come up to the stage]
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart
Genes push us back, back, back, back, back to the start

If a basement's worth having,
It's sure enough worth fighting for
Siblings are always an option
When it gets tough gotta fight some more

[The family rip off their clothes to reveal karate costumes [see figure.2], as they sing the chorus]

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

[The lights dim and only Johann is visible, Bohemian Rhapsody-style.]

Look out son, mind your head, I'm willing and ready to go
So much fun to be had, love is rough when the ceilings are low

[The lights come back on and all of the family & dancers are in prison uniform [see figure.3].]

If a basement's worth having,
It's sure enough worth fighting for
Siblings are always an option
When it gets tough gotta fight some more

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this love
We've got a right (right), right (right), right to this love,
If it's family it's worth fighting for.

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Figure #1: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Lederhosen_in_Texas.jpg

Figure #2: http://d3729989.u109.hosting365.ie/images/Karate-Uniforms-Century.jpg - girls in white, men in black

Figure #3: http://i.ivillage.com/E/325/Celebrities/LindsayArrest/LohanJail_325.jpg

[Joe.]

OMG Awsome!

[Vicky.]

LMAO :D

jacks going to love that one :laugh2:

[Smithy]

:laugh2: rofl

[Tom4784]

THAT. WAS. AMAZING.

I almost had tears of laughter in my eyes.

[Lucy.]

LMFAO I actually sung along to that!

[Jessica.]

Hmm it's ok for Shaun to use Fritzl jokes but if it's someone else they're slaughtered.

[Twilight]

ROFL love it

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Braden]

That was e-mazing :')

[Lewis.]

LOLOLOLOL.. Amazing Shaun!

[Z]

AMAZING! LOL

I love it Shaun, ahahAHAHAHAH

[Jayson]

*in Geordie accent* that were great pet, ah especially liked tha incest, that made me go numb

[Princess]

HAHAHAHA!!! That was brilliant,sooo funny!

[Vicky.]

Hmm it's ok for Shaun to use Fritzl jokes but if it's someone else they're slaughtered.

People only got slaughtered for it because it was old...and in nearly every post.

And not funny.


But that song...is funny :D

[CaraRawr]

BRILLIANT. I lol'd hard.

[Beastie]

Funny song Shaun!! was great :D You also put work into the performers and costumes!! An overall immense performance!

[Iceman]

brilliant had me laughing

[Jessica.]

People only got slaughtered for it because it was old...and in nearly every post.

And not funny.


But that song...is funny :D

Meh I don't think it's funny anyway.

[Shaun]

jessica somewhere there's a rifle with your name on it. go find.

http://rt.com/s/obj/2009-05-14/euro-1.jpg

That's right, Augustine and Noel are back.

J'adore ma mère!

...k. Anyway, next up we have Cyprus' entry!

Maria Avlonitis - Burnt Heart
http://www.ajsss.com.au/Cyprus/Images/cyprus%20flag.gif

[dj2k10]

wasnt funny. worst one so far.
wont be getting denmarks vote.

[Jayson]

brb piss break

Not meant in a nasty way towards Cyprus btw

[Tom4784]

ah/ AUGUSTINE! I LOVE YOUR WORK!

[Beastie]

By the way.. figure 2.. behind the spoiler.. I can't see :(

[Braden]

By the way.. figure 2.. behind the spoiler.. I can't see :(

I think he means they were wearing nothing.

[Beastie]

I think he means they were wearing nothing.

Oh :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Maria Avlonitis - Burnt Heart
http://i45.tinypic.com/egsps5.jpg

A Spotlight is on the Maria as she is crouched down in the center of the stage, there is smoke and fog effects. The stage is dark apart from that one spotlight on Maria. Maria's outfit is all black, she looks up into the camera and the song begins..

The burning love i have for you
might never go out (out, out, out)
burning all the days through
that's without a doubt (doubt doubt doubt)

slowly gets up and walks slowly forward to the mic stand while singing. The lights come up, which are red and black to reveal 2 back up singers, a single bouzouki player and a topless dancer. The dancer begins to dance around Maria

My heart is burnt to a crisp
and I don't know what to do
My heart all black, battered and bruised
and I can't get over you

Your always on my mind
you burn through my heart and mind (all the time)
Then it starts
The strings to my heart begin to unwind

When i lay in bed at night
my dreams are on fire
i lay there and fight
as the flames rage on higher

Maria's dress begins to change colour. Fading to pink and white as well as the black.
http://i46.tinypic.com/28tuxaw.jpg

My heart is burnt to a crisp
and I don't know what to do
My heart all black, battered and bruised
and I can't get over you

On the coldest of days
boy you make me feel so warm (so warm, so warm)
my heart is still a massive blaze
stings like an attack from a massive swarm

http://i46.tinypic.com/2efuj3p.jpg
(Instrumental Solo with the bouzouki)

Main dancer approaches the lead singer and lifts her off her feet and they dance together around the whole stage. At the end of the instrumental the main dancer spins her in front of the microphone stand

Her dress then changes colour again and beings to flash and the lights change colour
http://i49.tinypic.com/2exc32f.jpg

When i lay in bed at night
my dreams are on fire
i lay there and fight
as the flames rage on higher

as she sings the chorus for the last time, the camera shot pans up to a birds eye view showing her standing in a black burnt heart made from the LED lights in the stage

My heart is burnt to a crisp
and I don't know what to do
My heart all black, battered and bruised
and I can't get over you Xs2

dress then fades to black when the song is over

[dj2k10]

hurry up?

[Jessica.]

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/2z80s5i.gif