TiBB Eurovision 2010 - Winner announced ah\

[CaraRawr]

I like.

[Patrick]

Really couldn't enjoy the 2nd Song.

The 3rd one was outstanding, so funny :joker:
Loved it.

Going to read this new one now..

[dj2k10]

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.co.uk/time-zone/europe/european-union/denmark/images/denmark-flag.jpg

denmark denmark denmark denmark denmark denmark

[Princess]

Loving the bouzouki :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I love it Loukas, it was very professional :thumbs:

[Tom4784]

I liked it, The pictures were a nice touch and the fact it was a serious song made for a nice change. It worked well for Claudia last year so I think it could work well here.

[Shaun]

hurry up?

**** off and try running this yourself?

this is sf stressful having to redit everyone's BBCode and find last minute adjustments to costume [which I REALLY don't appreciate guys, no more PMs.] and opening different PMs in different tabs...

get lost.

[Stu]

Man mine is really lazy compared to these pop duds.

[Jayson]

Completely different to the rest of the songs so far, which I like.

Good pictures and nicely written.

[Lucy.]

I could actually imagine that one being on the Euro *claps*

[Joe.]

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/europe/uk/images/uk-flag.jpg

[Shaun]

actually you know what? your song was 8 lines long and consists of an insult towards another member, so, you know what dj2k10? Disqualified. Jog on.

[Beastie]

Ooo a lovely ballad.. lol. It was allright. The girl is attractive lol

[Braden]

Loved the dress changing colour

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/tyra_c8e1_fierce_sm.gif

fierceee!

[Novo]

dj2k10 :(

[Vicky.]

Nice to have some serious songs. very good :)

[Jayson]

actually you know what? your song was 8 lines long and consists of an insult towards another member, so, you know what dj2k10? Disqualified. Jog on.

YaY!!!!!

[Harry!]

Very good idea with the costumes, didnt notice it change colour at first! Good work and Shauns one was great also.

[Braden]

Hah, one down sixteen? to go.

[Joe.]

actually you know what? your song was 8 lines long and consists of an insult towards another member, so, you know what dj2k10? Disqualified. Jog on.

Thankyou. Really appreciate this Shaun. I petty knew what his was to be about. :-) UK FTW!

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/europe/uk/images/uk-flag.jpg

[CaraRawr]

HAHA dj2k10. GUTTED.

[Iceman]

actually you know what? your song was 8 lines long and consists of an insult towards another member, so, you know what dj2k10? Disqualified. Jog on.

:hello: :hello:

[Twilight]

actually you know what? your song was 8 lines long and consists of an insult towards another member, so, you know what dj2k10? Disqualified. Jog on.

Yay

[Vicky.]

That was deserved.

Cue loads of spam twisting on I guess...

[Jayson]

Ban him Vicky...

[Joe.]

HAHA dj2k10. GUTTED.

I know. Woo. Praise the Lord!

[Braden]

That was deserved.

Cue loads of spam twisting on I guess...

I was thinking the same thing :/

[Shaun]

http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/20080522-eurovision-presenter-king-charles-spaniel-meets-sex-and-the-city.jpg

That was beautiful Cyprus! I'm practically moist. LET'S HURRY. FINLAND.

SELLOUT by Ravenheart Featuring DJ Talent
http://vercors.univ-savoie.fr/ressourcesenligne/cours_hh/new/LEA_L&C2/L&C2_02/flag_finland.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Ban him Vicky...

:laugh:

[dj2k10]

what have i actually done?
oooh no dam :/ hahahahha

[Iceman]

Ban him Vicky...

yup

[Braden]

DJ Talent :p

Nice on Clauds :D

[Twilight]

what have i actually done?
oooh no dam :/ hahahahha

Your insulting joe 24/7.

[Jessica.]

Yayy Cloudy!

[Smithy]

Claudia :hello:

[Beastie]

Finlaaaaaand. haha DJ Talent! sounds good :D

[Patrick]

Loved that Burnt Heart song, very good.
Loved the outfit aswell, really good work.

Again, very catchy too.

actually you know what? your song was 8 lines long and consists of an insult towards another member, so, you know what dj2k10? Disqualified. Jog on.

LOL Nice one.

[dj2k10]

how have i?
and ban me for what?

[Vicky.]

Ban him Vicky...

No reason to, yet.

[Shaun]

The Fall And Fall Of Ravenheart (Or How She Sold Out And Went EuroPop).

In the months and weeks since her fail at the last TiBB Eurvision things didn't go so well for the talented singer Ravenheart.

She was accused of selling out after singing on a jingle for a Terry Tibbs car ad. But her lowest point was yet to come; a journalist interviewing her picked up her ipod by mistake and as he was scrolling through her playlist he discovered to his horror, it was full of Justin Bieber songs. Her fans deserted her like Big Lovers cancer suffering friends on facebook.

Then started her battle with Drink and Drugs, that was the name of the two hobos who tried to rob her. Thankfully she won.

That was when she seen him, Anthony Ghosh, a jolly mountain of a guy. With a gold smile and a neck wrapped in bling, a look that told people he worked in the music business.

It was a match made in desperation.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2568tn5.jpg

*Ravenheart dressed in a black corset and black lace skirt is joined by a gold suited DJ Talent, he looks a bit tacky, a thumping baseline starts*

DJ Talent:
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
Ravenheart's a sellout and I'm DJ talent!

Ravenheart:
Please save me from this nightmare
I'd rather be dead without care
But I'm stuck with this cock
God I miss when I sang rock

DJ Talent:
Don't be bitter
la la twitter
my raps are ace
la la yea ace

Ravenheart:
Drop dead you ******!

*DJ Talent stomps almost in time to the beat*

DJ Talent:
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
Ravenheart's a bitter sellout and I'm DJ talent!

*Ravenheart looking disconsolate and sits on the edge of the stage. The repetitive drum music quietens as she sings*

Just one more chance for to find
My destiny...

DJ Talent:
When I say TiBB Eurovision! You say Talent!

*Ravenheart throws her microphone at DJ Talent, it narrowly misses*

Ravenheart:
Why the hell did you interrupt me? I hate you, you giant classless chav!

DJ Talent:
When I say women! You say trouble!
When I say women! You say trouble!

*with a swiftness that belies her stature Ravenheart runs to DJ Talent and kicks him in the balls. She then storms off stage, leaving DJ Talent crumpled on the ground, but like a true person of the music business he continues*

DJ Talent:
When I say Tibbeurovision! You say Talent!
Oww my nuts! You say Talent!

*A team of medics run on stage to help him and an uncertain ripple of applause spreads through the crowded venue*

[Jessica.]

how have i?
and ban me for what?

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/20qyu02.gif

[Twilight]

how have i?
and ban me for what?

Being a retarded troll.

[Joe.]

Ban him Vicky...

:laugh:

[Novo]

what have i actually done?
oooh no dam :/ hahahahha

They all fear you, they know if your performance is shown then the people with gather in numbers to vote for you.. it's the montreal screwjob all over again and you are the victim here, you must appeal against this kind of behaviour

[Braden]

Enough of your riff-raff DJ2K10 there is a show to run ;)

[Patrick]

That was deserved.

Cue loads of spam twisting on I guess...

I can see the threads now..


'is tibb eurovision stupid or gurd?'
'was shaun ryt to ban me?!!!'

:rolleyes:

[Stu]

That was great. Very high standards.

[Lauren]

I see the name Novo, then I see an England flag. :( Sad times. Hi TiBB eurovision!!

[Stu]

I see the name Novo, then I see an England flag. :( Sad times. Hi TiBB eurovision!!
Wha ... you ... wha ... here ... wha?

Eh?

[Smithy]

:wavey: Lauren

[Jayson]

I see the name Novo, then I see an England flag. :( Sad times. Hi TiBB eurovision!!

:shocked:

[Princess]

LMAO! The beginning alone was hysterical.

[Braden]

ROFL Clauds :p

Oh hai Lauren :D

[Novo]

I see the name Novo, then I see an England flag. :( Sad times. Hi TiBB eurovision!!

You must get your England Flag at the ready

[CaraRawr]

Amaze. Good job Clauds.

[Vicky.]

haha brilliant.

And hey lauren :)

[Loukas]

Heya Lauren!!!! :D

Thanks for the positive comments on my entry peeps :D

[Lauren]

You must get your England Flag at the ready

Got my Bougherra 24 Rangers top at the ready for England v Algeria :P

Hi everyone.x

[Braden]

ugh, he's ****ing disrupting the flow of the contest

little ****!

[Jayson]

That was really funny! I liked how you linked this year and last year together :p

[Beastie]

Very dramatic Claudia! was funny! :) well done!

[Iceman]

see lauren i told you busy thread here not so much in there LOL

[Beastie]

Laaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuren! hey :)

[\PJ/]

i lost connection?!? who have i missed

[dj2k10]

mine was the best!

[Z]

I liked both those entries; poor Ravenheart s0b

[Lucy.]

LOL Clauds that is epic <3

[Tom4784]

That was great Claudia!

[Braden]

mine was the best!

no it wasn't you pathetic git.

[Shaun]

http://www.keithm.utvinternet.ie/images/gryan.JPG

Oh dear. You have caught me drinking. But this was intentional. They call me the Cocktail. And I am here for one night only.

[i really don't know what i'm doing]

HERE'S ANDORRA!

Barely 12 (But This Weed Is Good) – Sikkboy Safe
http://www.33ff.com/flags/XL_flags_embossed/Andorra_flag.gif

[Jayson]

Oh ****, mine's next...

[Patrick]

That was amazing LOL
DJ Talent made me laugh.

[Smithy]

Claudia the intro of that was hilarious

[Braden]

i lost connection?!? who have i missed

Cyprus and Finland I think\?

[Z]

Wooo Andorra!

[dj2k10]

btw it did not mention joe in.

[Iceman]

LOL that was good clauds

[dj2k10]

you missed denmarks fantastic entry aswell.

[Tom4784]

Ohh, this will be good.

[Jayson]

Don't expect anything good peoplez.

[dj2k10]

i know nate this i sa disgrace
fixed for there bumlicking friends to win it.

[Twilight]

dj2k10 **** OFF

[CaraRawr]

The title - HAHA.

[Smithy]

Marks back too :O

[Braden]

omd, hey mark :wavey:

[Princess]

YAY Loz and Mark!!!!

[Beastie]

*is escorted into a private box by security*

Hey Mark :xyxwave:

[Jayson]

Eurovision bringing TiBB together *cries*

[Shaun]

Thankfully, Jayson has submitted a video with his lyrics. So no stage directions for me :spin2:

kv1bD7BgSbg

Sikkboy Safe:
http://vincentignatius.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/wigger.jpg

His costume:
http://thereaganwing.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/white-mask.jpg
http://www.kitmeout.com/fashion/burberry_cap_2.jpg
http://www.trimceltic.com/images/store/umbro-tracksuit.jpg
http://www.eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nike-air-max-95-neon.jpg

[Twilight]

Yo mark:D

[Z]

*is escorted into a private box by security*

:love:

[Tom4784]

Ah! Mark and Lauren are back again? *waves at the private box but gets rugby tackled by security*

[Z]

Ah! Mark and Lauren are back again? *waves at the private box but gets rugby tackled by security*

:bawling: Nobody puts Bosnia Herzegovina in the corner!

[CaraRawr]

LOL Jayson.

[Tom4784]

:bawling: Nobody puts Bosnia Herzegovina in the corner!

*Declares War on Mark*

[Smithy]

Sikkboy safe could actually be the missing fourth member of N-Dubz :shocked:

[\PJ/]

i can't see that video :(

[Braden]

roflmfao, jayson!

[Tom4784]

I'm liking it Jayson. he chorus in particular's quite good. Very funny.

[Loukas]

Welcome Back Mark :D

[Braden]

One of my turkish babes wants to **** Sikkboy Safe well badly.

[Twilight]

rofl

[Stephanie]

pmsfl.

[Jayson]

Lyrics:

Weve been through bare tough **** together,
*****s straight out of the hood,
And even though we have a baby,
We're barely 12, but this weed is good.

Bitch you are so peng,
And you have got bare mandem,
Listen to JLS on the bus,
Pop your acne and out comes puss.

Weve been through bare tough **** together,
*****s straight out of the hood,
And even though we have a baby,
We're barely 12, but this weed is good.

This weed is,
Oh yeah this weed is,
Yes fam this weed is,
We're barely 12, but this weed is good.

Cos in Andorra,
In Andorra we have got nice views,
We have some mountains,
And a bridge thats fairly good.

Weve been through bare tough **** together,
*****s straight out of the hood,
And even though we have a baby,
We're barely 12, but this weed is good.

Im gonna **** you,
Forget to wear some protection,
Oh **** that aint good,
I would get drunk if I could,
Identification,
Oh **** blud that is a problem,
Ill get a fake one,
Ill get a fake one like I should,
Because Im bare hard.

[Vicky.]

Great jayson :D

[Z]

Nice one Jayson haha

[Twilight]

:love:

[Iceman]

very good Jayson

[Lucy.]

Love the lyrics Jayson :L

[Braden]

Welcome Back Mark :D

omfg loukas, i thought you wern't gunna make it tonight!

[GypsyGoth]

Very good Jayson! The ending was very funny and I loved the touristy stuff :laugh:


:bawling: Nobody puts Bosnia Herzegovina in the corner!

:laugh2:

[Beastie]

Lol Jayson that was funny!

[Patrick]

LMAO Jayson, that was hilarious.

Really good to see some Movie Maker, somthing diffrent tonight :)

[Shaun]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7LKddcpz1nw/S5zn7qY0YSI/AAAAAAAAC3s/c0fRLDKkhxY/s320/eriksolbakken.jpg

Ugh, what the **** was that? I'm gonna shank him, bled. Here's SPAIN brah.

Eduardo Margarita - Tonight (My Pussy)
http://www.iconeasy.com/icon/png/Flag/Flag/Spain%20Flag.png

[Lauren]

im gonna **** you,
forget to wear some protection,


andorra!! :0

[Jessica.]

Gwan Cara! woop

[Smithy]

Spain?!!?

STAGE INVASION!!
c

[CaraRawr]

wheyyy.

[Braden]

drop it like it's hot cara!!!

[Benjamin]

I must say at 4 in the morning some of the lyrics are cracking me up Good work all of you. :hugesmile:

[Loukas]

omfg loukas, i thought you wern't gunna make it tonight!

So did i LOL. But we ended up not going to my uncles :)

[Jessica.]

*runs on stage with pineapple on head*

[Stu]

*runs on stage with pineapple on head*

:joker::joker::joker:

[Braden]

So did i LOL. But we ended up not going to my uncles :)

omg.

i'm so overwhelmed

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/c8e3_cry9c_sm.gif

[Iceman]

*runs on stage with pineapple on head*

*throws a brick at your face*

[Beastie]

I must say at 4 in the morning some of the lyrics are cracking me up Good work all of you. :hugesmile:

Hey ukturtle!!!! :wavey:

[Beastie]

Espagneeeeeee......

[MrGaryy]

fashionably late - I AM HERE.

[Loukas]

When do we start voting?

[Shaun]

Eduardo Margarita - Tonight (My Pussy)

(lights dim and dramatic music is played by a large orchestra on a ledge above the stage. all orchestra members wear yellow, sparkly tuxedos regardless of gender. red lights flash and the music turns into a techno beat as a man in a red and yellow tuxedo is lowered from the ceiling. the orchestra members rip off their suits to reveal tiny yellow spandex outfits. they somersault off their ledge to join Eduardo in the middle of the stage.)

hola senorita, (/pose)
you looking fine tonight, (/pose)
come to my apartment, (/pose)
i'll show you a real good time (/wurkit)

(backing dancers headbang to the beat while Eduardo spins on his head)

step into my world bebe, (/pose)
i'm sure you want to see, (/pose)
curl up in my king size bed, (/pose)
i might show you my pussy. (/gasp)

(beat changes into a slow sensual tango number. several spray painted bulls are led on by little children in traditional spanish dress. Eduardo rips off his tux in a cloud of gold glittery smoke to reveal an elegant, off shoulder flamenco dress. he grabs a rose from one of the vases on the stage and puts it into his mouth suavely. then he jumps off the stage, to screams from his country's natives, to pull a fat security guard on stage. he then whirls the guard round seductively and pushes him off the stage ferociously. then he joins his dancers again.)

Oh nena,
quiero ver a mi esta noche coño?
Te voy a mostrar las minas Gurl Si me muestras el tuyo

(music changes again to a riverdance style tune. Eduardo rips off the dress to reveal a green bikini and a tattoo on his tummy saying 'rub me bitch'. his backing dancers have all magically donned green outfits and orange wigs and are riverdancing behind him. a rainbow appears behind him and coins hit the grouns. Eduardo grabs the mic)

and maybe wee girlie,
if you enjoy a prance,
while in my big jacuzzi,
we can do a riverdance.

then i will take your dress off,
and you'll take mine off too,
we can watch the magic rainbow,
while spooning on my loo.

(music stops and the red lights flash again. Eduardo has disappeared. the dramatic music from the start play again as a curvy figure in a short silver dress with curly, christina-aguilera-in-not-myself-tonight hair appears on top of a purple pony with glitter in it's mane. the figures leans back seductively as the horse bucks. he/she lifts a louboutin-ed foot in the air and sings as a spotlight falls on their face, revealing it is Eduardo.)

OH BAAAAABY.
COME WITH ME TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

(fireworks go off all over the venue, Eduardo jumps off the horse and bows)

te amo España!

(blackout. audience applaud wildly.)

costume one (suit): http://www.offbroadwayboutique.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/david-bijan-red-suit.jpg
costume two (dress): http://www.phototour.minneapolis.mn.us/pics/2831.jpg
costume three (bikini): http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/2798005399_3e2af8c0a0.jpg
costume four (silver dress): http://www.bluebee.com/cImages/Website_0/type_236/JEN01275_221100.jpg

performers: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00747/Tina_Turner_747353a.jpg

[Smithy]

When do we start voting?

After everyone has "performed"

[Braden]

fashionably late - I AM HERE.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/bestshowever_sm.gif

[Jessica.]

*throws a brick at your face*

http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy289/jelowa/21nqzw6.gif

[Loukas]

WOW! I like it :)

[Lauren]

performers: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00747/Tina_Turner_747353a.jpg



ROFL. O!! hey Tina Turner on the end!

(Omg, apparently it is Tina Turner, but the one at the start. WTF?)

[Benjamin]

Amazing, ha ha ha. :hugesmile:

[Tom4784]

Ha! It's great Cara. It made me laugh.

[CaraRawr]

ROFL. O!! hey Tina Turner on the end!

she's the perkiest of the bunch rofl.

[Vicky.]

LOL...again :laugh2:

This is actually the best thread of the year for me :D

[Smithy]

rofl Cara

[Beastie]

Lol Cara I enjoyed that. It was a bit a random!

[Braden]

that. was the definition of fierce!

[Patrick]

Not the best performance so far, but it was quite good Cara.

[\PJ/]

Those pictures are taking forever to load :((

[Vicky.]

And marc...was there really a spider like that on your bed :eek:

[Iceman]

was very good

[Jessica.]

Very good!

[Jayson]

As last years entry for Spain, I can say with dignity that you outshone me.

[GypsyGoth]

Loved the stage directions Cara :laugh2:

[Shaun]

http://www.finlandforthought.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/eurovision_2007.jpg

We've been paid by Claudia to hold up this sign!

We don't give a ****! YEAH 2005!

Let's make out. SINCE DENMARK'S BEEN DISQUALIFIED, HERE'S GREECE!

GodGa - Greek Holiday (Just Prance!)
http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/greece_flag_wave2.jpg

[MrGaryy]

omg GOOD LUCK TO MAH GURL XO.

[Tom4784]

Ah Gary! Good luck!

Rofl at the dialogue.

[Z]

Loved it Cara! :D

[Braden]

omfg i just realised, mm&i isn't here :O

[Iceman]

presenter bits are great!!!!


good luck

[Braden]

...but anyway, good luck greece!

[Smithy]

GodGa :amazed:

[Shaun]

For the last two years GodGa - Greek goddess of the Beautiful and Dirty Rich - has stood by in silence as a certain popstar ripped her off and stole her thunder. But now she's here, to reclaim her crown as Queen of Pop and show the world what she's made off...

PROMO IMAGE:
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/ee4887da51e103667d.gif

OUTFIT:
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/ggg.png
--------------------------------------------

-A giant sperm cell is seen on the stage. Slowly GodGa begins to hatch from it

I might be ugly. I could be diseased.
But fly with me, baby we'll go to Greece.
I am your Venus. Crap, I mean Aphrodite.
Boy just show me your Teeth, promise not to bite.

We'll stay in Athens, the hotel will be fancy
We'll step outside, be blinded by the papa-Paparazzi
We'll Just Prance, it will be ok
Though people may begin to figure out that we're gay!

boy, we oughta Prance in the Dark!
cos back home all gays get shot with darts
boy we gotta dance, gotta Prance in the Dark!

But then, you want your psycho, you get home sick.
You pack your bags, leave me with just my disco stick.
But hey, you're just a Summerboy, i'll get over it.
put on my Poker Face and get back to shakin mah tits.

I'll take a bus tour, learn about Zues and Apollo
Find a new guy, with Brown Eyes named Alejandro.
lay by the pool, go drinking with Dionysus
Go back to his place, pull down his pants and be Speechless

boy, we oughta Prance in the Dark!
cos back home all gays get shot with darts
boy we gotta dance, gotta Prance in the Dark!

-dance interlude, as the male dancers swirl around her, GodGa speaks to the audience-

HELLO EURVISION! I AM SO HEPPI TO BE HERE TONIGHT WIT ALL UV YOU LAVLI PEOPLE.
NOW GURLS, AFTER AWHILE, I REALISED THERE WAS SOMETING UP WIT MAI MAN, ALEJANDRO...

-end of interlude, GodGa begins to rap-

You always tell me that you love me
and we kiss, but you wont **** me
think you're bluffin, have you got muffin?
think you're lyin, I beg your pardon -
THAT'S A LADY GARDEN.

you're a hot chick, with a casino
best have babies before you take that out
Cos I promise ya, promise ya
once its out there's no turnin back!

boy, we oughta Prance in the Dark!
cos back home all gays get shot with darts
boy we gotta dance, gotta Prance in the Dark!

-fire spurts from the floor around GodGa as she and her dancers freeze in position-

[dj2k10]

http://www.theglobaljobs.com/images/articles/Denmark%20Flag%2023.jpg

[Lucy.]

LOL that is amazing :love:

[Loukas]

♥

[Tom4784]

*claps* I loved it Gary.

[Joe.]

You always tell me that you love me
and we kiss, but you wont **** me
think you're bluffin, have you got muffin?
think you're lyin, I beg your pardon -
THAT'S A LADY GARDEN.


!

-
-

OMG awsome!

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/europe/uk/images/uk-flag.jpg

[Vicky.]

Haha :D :p

[Jayson]

Would've been perfect if not for the Lady Gaga references :p

Really good entry

[Beastie]

Fierce song Gary! FIERCE.

[Braden]

The first one to make me literally lol :love:

[Z]

Beautifully performed by GodGa :love:

[Patrick]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2u7oiec.jpg

Very good Garry, loved the outfit aswell.
Lyrics really good.

GodGa :love:

[GypsyGoth]

That was great Mister G :love:

[Smithy]

If anyone has mentioned GaGa they get 10 points from me :D

:D

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/img/upload/selections/2009/SwedenMFfinal/presenter-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg

In my opinion that was much better than that 'Lady' ******! I have more realistic tits than her 2baha/ HERE'S HUNGARY!

Alvin and the Chipmunks - Survival
http://vercors.univ-savoie.fr/ressourcesenligne/cours_hh/new/LEA_L&C2/L&C2_02/flag_hungary.gif

[Braden]

I actully can't wait for MM&I's suprise peformers.

OMFG PATRICK YOU DID NOT JUST USE A ANTM GIF WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

[Jayson]

oh dear...

[Braden]

Pmsl, alvin and the chipmunks! :p

[MrGaryy]

-GodGa returns to our table in the green room-

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/Blairs/33ndoog.gif

[Shaun]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2s7vogp.jpg

Farewell, my motherland
I don't mind if you're green
I've treaded on you, now I don't
Farewell to you, I leave you now.

You haven't believed, my mother
That two boards are my bed.
Thick starlight and moonlight,
Even sun doesn't shine (on me).

I'm leaving, leaving
My desire takes me, too.
I cannot stay anymore...
In this shabby little cottage.

If you leave, if you leave
Just be true to me
Do not turn your true love to me
Into a false one, my dear.

If you stay faithful
God bless you
If you become unfaithful
God should punish you!

Farewell, my motherland
I don't mind if you're green
I've treaded on you, now I don't
Farewell to you, I leave you now.

You haven't believed, my mother
That two boards are my bed.
Thick starlight and moonlight,
Even sun doesn't shine (on me).

[Smithy]

MM&I Did not write that

[Braden]

Ohhh-kay then.

[Lucy.]

I feel confused.

[Tom4784]

Good effort?

[Beastie]

Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Iceman]

okay, depresed me a bit there.....

[Twilight]

Wtf

[Smithy]

Boooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

Well done M&Ms :thumbs:

[Vicky.]

Nice song mm&i :)

[Stephanie]

wut.

[Jayson]

I'm not criticizing her effort here but that was repetitive, bland, boring and didn't make any sense...

[Braden]

That was pretty good.

[Patrick]

MM&I Did not write that

My thoughts exactly.

-GodGa returns to our table in the green room-

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii62/thebiggerbrother/Blairs/33ndoog.gif

LMAO :joker:



OMFG PATRICK YOU DID NOT JUST USE A ANTM GIF WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

:p

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/img/upload/selections/2009/norway/MariaPer-RESIZE-s925-s450-fit.jpg

What the **** was that?

THAT WAS TALENT, INGRID. JUST BOW.

We're getting divorced. Here's Iceland! [don't I look like last night's iceland entry? strange coincidence...]

Iwanasomkúnt - The Eruption
http://www.mofat.go.kr/english/regions/europe/20070818/990_img_Iceland.gif

[Iceman]

oh god mine is next i think :(

apologies

[Z]

That was... abstract, MM&I. I liked it.

Yay Iceland :D

[Tom4784]

Ah! I'm looking foward to this and as always, hilarious presenting bits.

[Patrick]

Coments as a Judge:

Very boring, bland, confussing and depressing MM&I.

I would say that to whoever wrote it, so its not because I dont like you.
And also I agree with Smithy, I dont think you wrote that.

[Iceman]

mine is **** compared to the rest im aiming to beat MM&I

[dj2k10]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3270755#post3270755

back denmark after their disgraceful exit from tibb eurovision

[Shaun]

The Performer
http://bbstormwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/hotGirl.jpg

A 19 year old Lesbian from Iceland, not much is known other than she once ate a pack of cigarettes confusing them with candy. Her name is Iwanasomkúnt. She is wearing a top that some say is too risque.....and not much else apart from that.


The Setting

Backdrop is a picture of planes in the sky, we get peaceful music playing as the screens show everyone in the airport checking in and being happy about their holidays...all of a sudden the we get the music used when the judges walk out with their acts on Xfactor (do you know what that piece is called? I cant find it anywhere??) the blus skies fade and a big plume of ash is seen blocking the tv screen.....

we now pan back to the stage where a rather large volcano is placed in the middle of the stage.....surrounding that are a lot smaller ones.....

the music ends and the volcano in the middle erupts with a beautiful looking woman shooting out of it and high up into auditorium......(the camera zooms in quickly to reveal a nip slip, she clearly hasnt noticed yet)

The Song

Its an up tempo syntesized techno song.

"The Eruption"

Verse 1

I been standing here all night,
I still ain't caught my flight,
I been waiting here all day,
I just wanna go home get laid,
I been walking round for hours now,
All I want is that orgasmic WOW!
I been sitting here way too long,
My Ass hurts its gone numb........

Chorus

You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman on your head,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman in your hands,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman at your feeeeeeeet.....

Verse 2

I been waiting to board that plane,
Need to be home to pleasure my pain,
I been pacing up and down this room,
Theres a girl over there makes my crotch go BOOM!
I caught her looking down my top,
I said "hello do you like what i goooooooot........."

Chorus Change

You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman on your bed,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman all over your body,
You dont want, no you dont want,
The Eruption of a woman on your lips

At this time in the performance 20 female dancers come out wearing virtually nothing (they don't point out to Iwanasomkúnt that her nipples are now both showing) they surround her and the backdrop changes to a hotel room....

Verse 3

We all went back to the hotel,
Scantily clad and drunk and drugged as hell,
We played songs as loud as we could,
She found the g-spot i knew she would,
We were at it and at it for hours and hours,
She made me cum then I got my flowers.....

Chorus Change

You want, yes you want,
The Eruption of a woman all over your body,
You want, yes you want,
The Eruption of a woman inside of your body,
You want, yes you want,
The Eruption of a woman, Thats all you want.

Iwanasomkúnt now groans loudly into the microphone as the music fades, a spotlight is shone onto her and she finally realises that her top has burst open and millions of people are staring straight at her perfectly shapen boobs. She smiles and gives a wink.....

[Smithy]

OH I just got it!!!

Iceland - The Eruption! the volcano!! God I know how Caitlin must feel all the time now :(

[BOOSH]

Loved the Cheryl Cole p**s take and the Godga one! :laugh2:

[Loukas]

I likeeee :)

[Shaun]

brb. really need a piss.

[Jayson]

I really liked it. My favourite part was how ****ing hot the singer is.

[Smithy]

lol
I don't think that would ever make it to the real Eurovision :laugh:

[Z]

Haha loved the ending!

[Tom4784]

Ha! It was utter smut but I loved it!

[Twilight]

:love: amazing

[Braden]

That was humerous, and catchy.

[Iceman]

lol
I don't think that would ever make it to the real Eurovision :laugh:

did you see any of last nights????

she'd win for sure with the "accidental nip slip"

[Iceman]

Ha! It was utter smut but I loved it!

that was my aim.....

[Tom4784]

Ah It's me next if I remember right. I apologise in advance for the incoming damage to your ears.

[Beastie]

Very good Eoin!

[Lucy.]

Wooo go Dezzy :D

[Smithy]

did you see any of last nights????

she'd win for sure with the "accidental nip slip"

I was thinking on more a lyrical level than the nipple slip :p

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: Eoin, that was great!

[Z]

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/Decadence.jpg


coming soon...

[Patrick]

I would **** that singer, I bet Iceman goes far in this if his entries always have fit girls like that ;)

The song wasn't as catchy as the other ones but it was a good read.

Well done.

[Lauren]

Loved Eoins!

[Shaun]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/11/article-0-04E14B8F000005DC-119_468x324.jpg

I am SO turned on right now. And it has nothing to do with my levitation or this cyan gimp. LET'S GO TO BOSNIA!

Fomas Kelchalavikaktichskyloff - Bad Ramen (feat. Judi Dench)
http://www.usflags.com/images/products/bosnia-h.gif

[Tom4784]

ahh/

[Smithy]

I remember her last year!!!

She was rather good

[Shaun]

qj4WgB2WGhQ

Lyrics:
This is Fomas Kalchalavikaktischskyloff speaking Oh....hey Judi.
No I'm not busy tonight, why don't you come over for a while we can 'watch a DVD'
I'll sort out the film and you can grab the food.
What do I want? Well anything apart from Ramen....

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
bo bah bos-ni-a!
Her-ze-go-vin-a!!
Don't Want your ramen

I don't want a korma
Or jalfrezi
I want Egg fried rice
and a DVD
I don't want Ramen
no-no-no
I can't stand Ramen

I want some crackers
and maybe some chips
I don't want nothing more except maybe dip
I don't like Ramen
no-no-no
I don't want ramen

You know that I hate you
and I really don't need you
I feel it bad
Your bad ramen

I need a doctor
And I need one fast
I'm poisoned by your Bad Ramen
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm blacking out
and i feel it's the end
I've been poisoned by your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your Ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her-ze-go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Random sounds are fun!

I'm filled with horror
This crosses the line
you’re a bitch
That rice was mine
I don't like Ramen
no-no-no
I don't want ramen

it turns me psycho
it makes me sick
I'll go Chris Brown on you
For ordering it
I dont like Ramen
no-no-no
I don't want Ramen

You know that I hate you
and I really don't need you
(You stole my rice BITCH!)
I feel it bad
Your bad ramen

I need a doctor
And I need one fast
I'm poisoned by your Bad Ramen
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm blacking out
and i feel it's the end
I've been poisoned by your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her-ze-go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Don't want your bad ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her-ze-go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Don't want your bad ramen

Judi: Oooh Fomas...so firm
Fomas: I'm not really comfortable with this Judi
Judi: ooh poppycock, just kiss me you fool
Fomas: Seriously, this is all moving so fast.
Judi: Shhh, lie back and think of England and I'll take you to heaven

I don't want your love
And I want you to leave
I don't want your love
Or your stds

Je ne veux pas que (juh nuh veww par qeww)
Il goûte comme de la merde (il goo com dala merde)
Je ne veux pas que
I don't want to speak french!

stay away Judi Dench

I am armed with a wrench!

keep your bad ramen

I don't want ramen

I need a doctor
And I need one fast
I'm poisoned by your Bad Ramen
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm blacking out
and i feel it's the end
I've been poisoned by your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Don't want your bad ramen

Bo Bah Bos-nia!
Her zah go-vin-a
fomas Ooh-la-la!
Keep your bad ramen!

Stage Directions

The entire stage is dark at the beginning of the performance, there's a single spotlight on Fomas as he does the beginning part. As soon as the song starts all the light switch on and a group of dancers join Fomas as they launch into a highly choreographed routine, During this routine Fomas can be seen commiting various acts of violence against bowls of Ramen.

As the second speaking part with Judi approaches the dancers leave the stage and the spotlights highlight Fomas and a Sofa. An overly amorous Judi Dench waltzes onstage as the speaking part begins, she pushes him onto the sofa as he tries to hold her back.

He breaks away when the speaking part ends and lauches into the final part of the song which he sings at Judi. As he reaches the final chorus the lights come back on and the Dancers and Judi join Fomas as they do a spectacular routine.

As the song ends hundreds of pyrotechnics blast off lighting the stage like the 4th of July.

Fomas Kelchalikaktischskyloff
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/e3a147da5d31e12232.jpg
dressed in: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/outf.jpg

Judi Dench:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/JD.jpg
dressed in: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/deanyzyz/red-beaded-lace-evening-gown.jpg

[Z]

bate/

[Shaun]

"I'll go Chris Brown on you for ordering it" :lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :love:

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

Well, it's um creative

[Jayson]

My favourite so far. Just. Ahh. Too funny. Was pmsl for all of it.

[Twilight]

My fave so far <3

[Shaun]

http://jeffro81.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/eurovision-2009.jpg

That was SO good that I'm still dancing. BAH BAH BOSNIA! Here's the Vatican City!

Decadence - Bad Catholic
http://www.ee.adfa.edu.au/staff/hrp/Quiz/capitals/flags/va1.gif

[Braden]

Well that was long, but very enjoyable and entertaining :)

[Tom4784]

I sound positively Narcoleptic! :laugh:

[Lucy.]

Oh. My. God.
PMSL. Best so far :lovedup:
That was epicly long but soooo funny!

[Tom4784]

AHHH! this'll be good.

[Shaun]

The pitch black is broken up by pulsating yellow flashes onto the stage; where three performers are stood. The one in the middle stands behind a DJ deck, and is wearing a white robe that is a near replica of the one that the Pope would wear for ceremonial purposes: http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/RedShaun.jpg
Standing to his left, but further forward on the stage, is the second performer, who wears a black Catholic priest’s robe: http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/50G.jpg
The third and final performer is to the DJ’s right, also further forward, she wears a saucy nun’s outfit made from leather: http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo149/gpack_2008/Twitty-1.jpg
On the stage are various religious props: there are two oversized wooden crucifixes on either side of the stage; and a partition in the middle of the stage that serves as a confession booth.
The backing track starts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtuQiUcfjM4&feature=related); and 50G and Twilight Twitty begin to dance in synchronisation, and 50G gives the traditional RedShaun shoutout to the artists performing on the track:
Twitty: RedShaun!
50G: Twilight Twitty!
Twitty: 50G!
50G: Starring as... Decadence!
The build up to the first verse starts, and then 50G begins rapping:
I climb the tallest steeple
I shout my message out to all the people
I bring them gifts of sick narcotics
Guns, violence and nude erotics
I give them opportunities to try it
And get them hooked before they have to buy it
They just want more, they can’t get enough
I live on the bad side where it’s oh so tough
Girl you shine brighter than stained glass
I wanna make love to your perfect ass
I’m comin’ to get you, so say a prayer
Wish for luck and then take off a layer
I wanna make you do things you wouldn’t do
So I’ve got a little pill I like to call blue
Go on girl, open up and take it
Once you’ve had one you’ll need another hit

Twilight Twitty cavorts around the stage during 50 G’s rap, and grinds against the gigantic crucifixes before launching into her verse:
Boy you got me acting bad
Look what you did to me
No-one gets why Twilight’s sad
‘Cause you cut me so very deep
I see the way you lookin’ at me now
I wanna get close to you
But I’m scared and I don’t know how
So I’mma stick with my boo

The chorus begins, and Twitty takes the lead, with 50 G adding the occasional ‘yeah’ or ‘uh’ at the end of each line. Twitty sits on one side of the confession booth, with 50G on the other, acting as the priest listening to her sins:
He never ever treat me bad before
But sometimes a girl just needs a screw
I want you to treat me like your *****
And do all the things that bad girls do
I wanna make all your problems mine
Aimlessly floating like a cherub
It’ll make me feel divine
Giving you a naked backrub
All these things are changing me
Into a person that I don’t like
Wanna have with sex in a group of three
But I don’t wanna be the Vatican bike
I’m just an angel with a dirty face
Even though the things I do are sick
Don’t wanna tumble down from grace
I guess I’m just a bad Catholic

50G and Twilight duet on the next part of the song. They stand up from the confession booth, and meet at the front of it, with Twitty grinding against 50G a la Justin Timberlake and Kylie Minogue:
Everything you say to me
It’s not in our reality
I’m not one to do things gracefully
Look what you did to me
You cut me deep right to my core
I’ve never ever felt like this before
I’m addicted and I need a score
They’ll sing about me in folklore

The pair alternate every two lines; separating to go to opposing ends of the stage to drive the crowd wild. Both clamber onto the ledges that allow them to get up onto the crucifixes, and both stand against the crucifixes as if they were being crucified:
50G: I climb the tallest steeple
I shout my message out to Twitty’s people
Twitty: Boy you got me acting bad
No-one gets why Twilight’s sad
50G: I brought her gifts of sick narcotics
Guns, violence and nude erotics
Twitty: Look what you did to me
You cut me so very deep
50G: Girl you shine brighter than stained glass
I wanna make love to your perfect ass
Twitty: I see the way you lookin’ at me now
And I wanna get close to you
50G: I’m comin’ to get you, so say a prayer
Wish for luck and then take off a layer
Twitty: But I’m scared and I don’t know how
So I’mma stick with my boo

The pair jump down from the crucifixes, and slowly walk back towards each other, singing together:
All these things are changing me
Into a person that I don’t like
Wanna have with sex in a group of three
But I don’t wanna be the Vatican bike
I’m just an angel with a dirty face
Even though the things I do are sick
Don’t wanna tumble down from grace
I guess I’m just a bad Catholic

The haunting choir noise starts at 3:23, and Twitty belts out ‘Bad Catholic’ and holds the stunning high note until 3:44, upon which 50G begins to talk at the end of the song, acting out a conversation with Twitty where he tries to convince her to turn bad:
50G: So how ‘bout it? You could be a bad girl.
Twitty: I can’t, I just can’t!
50G: Go on Twitty, you know you can’t resist it.
Twitty: I’m a good girl... but not tonight.

Twitty winks at the camera, points her fingers at it in a gun shape, and then a gunshot noise is fired to signal the end of the song; and all three performers drop to the floor as if they have been shot. The stage goes black and then a black light shines onto the stage, revealing 50G and TWITTY written on the two crucifixes, and DECADENCE across the front of RedShaun’s DJ decks.

[Vicky.]

Pmsl at the latest two :D

Had to go to the shop to get ciggies so missed the live performances :laugh:

[Smithy]

Shaun you look like an elf

[Tom4784]

ROFLMAO!! I think that's my favourite so far.

Hilarious.

[Braden]

That was really good and creative Zee!

Hard act to follow :(

[Jayson]

Very creative and funny, can really tell you worked hard on this.

[Shaun]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Eurovision+Song+Contest+Moscow+2009+1st+Semi+HXoSz cGG3EDl.jpg

After Austria's attempts we're going to enter our family next year, aren't we Augustine?

touch me and I'll cut your dick off.

Mommy what's a dick?

I'll show you later dear. HERE'S TURKEY.

Angelea and Tatianna - Are You Ready?
http://www.calculateme.com/MySpace/background-images/turkey-flag.gif

[Braden]

ahhhhh* bites nails in anticipation!

[Tom4784]

rofl Augustine and Noel <3.

[Shaun]

http://i49.tinypic.com/ta6ibt.gif
Angelea Preston and Tatianna De Lux.
http://i48.tinypic.com/23wuopj.gif

Let me just say one thing to you
And then I’ll go
When a thought turns into a word
And a word to a dance
That’s when you say no
Cause then the dance turns into a kiss
And that’s when people get hurt

Now listen here, yes I’m talking to you
Do you have any idea of what you can do?
Or what you did
When you messed with the one fatal floor
That he fell through

Now you’re in front of the jury
And its made of all of your peers
And we all know what the verdict will be
Its made of all of your fears

So tell me are you ready
To have your social life totally messed up
And are you ready?
To stand in front of a panel of bias judges
Are you ready?
To get back up and be knocked down again
Are you ready?
To face the punishment of what you did to me

Now if you're not quite sure
Of what I'm telling you
You've messed up two people who never had a chance together
But that's not the point
Because now the entirety of the year hates you
For what you did to her
And I do for what you did to me

Now let's face it
you're not ready.
And that's that.

[Vicky.]

Ah a nice one :)

Good job braden

[Tom4784]

I feel as though I should snap my fingers and say 'MHMMM' loudly.

Well done.

[Braden]

ahhh thanks guys :D

[Shaun]

http://www.sechuk.com/ESC05-Presenters-Maria.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAA I AM A FAN OF THAT SONG DO YOU GET IT?
erm. here's The Netherlands.

Hollands Hope - It's Legal Where We Live
http://www.meexpress.net/images/Dutch%20flag.gif

[Z]

Woop well done Braden :D

[Lucy.]

Good job Braden :) It was fab!