Alan Carr - Chatty Man: Ellie Goulding & Jo Brand 21/2

[Ninastar]

omfg her face.

[LaLaLand]

UGH Brandon Flowers, what an exciting person.

Not.

[Marsh.]

Paris got rid of the voice after she went to prison though :tongue:

LMAO. Not wanting to be the prison bitch.

[seanraff07]

I had never watched this programme till tonight but it's actually really good.. is it just every Sunday?

[Smithy]

I had never watched this programme till tonight but it's actually really good.. is it just every Sunday?

It was, but this is the last in the series :laugh:

Its back later in the year though :)

[seanraff07]

It was, but this is the last in the series :laugh:

Its back later in the year though :)

Aw typical, the minute i start watching it.:(

Ok that's not too bad then i suppose, do you know roughly when the next series starts?

[Saph]

Paul O'Grady :D

[seanraff07]

Brandon Flowers has just or is just about to bring out his first solo album.

It got 5/10 in NME.

[seanraff07]

Their voices are the same except Paul's is slightly deeper.. :laugh2:

[Smithy]

Aw typical, the minute i start watching it.:(

Ok that's not too bad then i suppose, do you know roughly when the next series starts?

Erm not entirely sure, but it's been renewed for 18 more episodes and there'll be an xmas special, so I'd imagine mid December

[GypsyGoth]

I want to try Absente.

[seanraff07]

Erm not entirely sure, but it's been renewed for 18 more episodes and there'll be an xmas special, so I'd imagine mid December

Ah ok, that's great then!

[GypsyGoth]

The cow tried to sex him :laugh2:

[Smithy]

rofl Paul's hilarious

[Marsh.]

"Cow's just tried to mount me"
"You've still got it"

LMAO

[Saph]

lmao xD

[seanraff07]

DID I ****.. :laugh2:

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Paul O'Grady shagging around. Not a pleasant mental image, lol.

[Saph]

Prostitute walker xD

[seanraff07]

Brandon Flowers performing live after the adverts.

[slow&steady]

Yea, this is live ;o
Thats amazing. a singer actually singing live !:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Have the Killers split up?

[Smithy]

I dont think so, he's just doing a solo album

[seanraff07]

Have the Killers split up?

Nah they are just having a wee break, but Brandon said he likes to keep busy so has brought out a solo album to pass the time.

[Smithy]

Oh, turns out it starts in november :D

[GypsyGoth]

I dont think so, he's just doing a solo album

Nah they are just having a wee break, but Brandon said he likes to keep busy so has brought out a solo album to pass the time.

Thanks.

[Smithy]

starts again tomorrow :D

[Kerry]

Back tonight with The Hoff, The Inbetweeners, Colin Farrell, Jim Sturgess and music from Cee Lo Green (who?)

[Tom]

I love this type of show where the guests can be crap but it doesn't matter

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[Kerry]

Oh I don't have my earphones so can't listen. I'll see on the show :)

[Stacey.]

I'm actually a fan of Alan Carr now, he's quite funny :L

And Cee Lo Green <3

[Kerry]

I like how quick witted he is

[Smithy]

omg, I forgot it was on :bawling:

[Kerry]

I started a new thread.... for the new series

[Smithy]

*didn't realise Colin farrell was Irish ;o *

[GypsyGoth]

I think he is on drugs, but he seem very charming, like a rogue.

[Kerry]

Oooooooooooooh I know that song

[Lewis.]

Alan is chatting to Michael McCintyre, Stacey Soloman and Shaun Ryder! Cheryl Cole is performing too! Can't wait, It should be hilarious!

[Callum]

Isn't he chatting to Cheryl too?

[Jordan.]

I'll be watching. :)

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[Barbie]

Should be a good show! like all the interviewees!

[arista]

Stacey is on Tonight

[Jords]

Its going to be great tonight!!!

[Jords]

I dont like MM but the rest should be good! Stacey! :D
Hope we hear a clip of her and Shaun's version of Fairytale of New York.

[Omah]

I can't stand the man, so I'll give the show a miss .....

[Jack_]

Don't usually watch this but might do tonight actually. Good line-up.

[arista]

Its going to be great tonight!!!


Yes Will be Fun.

[Smithy]

I dont like MM but the rest should be good! Stacey! :D
Hope we hear a clip of her and Shaun's version of Fairytale of New York.

I heard it isn't getting released :bawling:

[Kerry]

Looks like a good week this week

[Smithy]

omg :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Stacey :amazed:

[Smithy]

Stacey :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Stacey should be there by herself, he should be in the audience.

[Smithy]

Shauns had his teeth done

[Kerry]

Love both of them :)

[Kerry]

Shauns had his teeth done

Again. I was just thinking the same thing

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Kerry]

PMSL! :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Lewis.]

:L

[Kerry]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kerry]

I need sunglasses everytime Shaun smiles

[Lewis.]

LMFAO... hilarious.

[Jordan.]

Aw that made me relise I miss IAC. :')

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Smithy]

Awww :laugh3:

[Kerry]

I'm pissing myself here at these three :joker:

[Smithy]

OMFG

LMFAO @ Stacey :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Lewis.]

She's so hilarious! I could listen to her all day :tongue:

[Kerry]

Keep these on all show :D

[Smithy]

omg, she's soooo funny

[Jordan.]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Kerry]

I think I might pee LOL

[Smithy]

She needs a job on TV

[Kerry]

Best ever chatty man interview :D

[Kerry]

She needs a job on TV

Not until slow motion TV is invented though :joker:

[Lewis.]

She needs a job on TV

Newsreader <3

[reece(:]

Hilarious especially the McKeith talk - wife swap :laugh2:

[Braden]

...still can't get over that Stacey is a Jew!

[Kerry]

Ahhhhh I loved that. Right proper giggle :D

[Smithy]

;4009276']...still can't get over that Stacey is a Jew!

..Solomon

It is a Jewish name :p

[GypsyGoth]

;4009276']...still can't get over that Stacey is a Jew!

I don't think she is that religious.

[Stacey.]

Michael <3

[GypsyGoth]

..Solomon

It is a Jewish name :p

Oh yea.

[Jords]

Nawh Stacey, she always makes me laugh. :D

[Kerry]

The man with the bouncy head. He's like a nodding dog

[GypsyGoth]

Oh BGT, he should be funny on it.

[Kerry]

I like Michael but he's like dog sh!t. Everywhere

[Jordan.]

:laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I heard Kayla is with Ashley Cole now, I hope Alan asks Cheryl about it.

[reece(:]

atleast he doesn't have the hoff on

[Kerry]

I heard Kayla is with Ashley Cole now, I hope Alan asks Cheryl about it.

She'd be gracious I think

[Kerry]

Great impression :D

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: That was a good impression.

[Kerry]

Awwww bless lol!

[Kerry]

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

He'll be a well good judge on BGT.

[Jords]

Aw Michael's alright. :laugh:

For some reason I had random dislike for him..

[Kerry]

He'll be a well good judge on BGT.

Should be fun

[Kerry]

Aw Michael's alright. :laugh:

For some reason I had random dislike for him..

I think a lot do due to the fact he's been in our faces for a year and practically on everything. People tire of overkill

[Kerry]

That new Andrex ad is stupid

[Braden]

..Solomon

It is a Jewish name :p

I didn't know :p

Apparently you can tell by their noses as well.

[Stacey.]

Cheryl <3

[Kerry]

OMG someone give Cheryl a Maccy D's

[Smithy]

;4009323']I didn't know :p

Apparently you can tell by their noses as well.

Yea, Jewish people have massive noses, just look at Barbara Straisand

[Jordan.]

D:

[ILoveTRW]

this is funny

[Kerry]

She looks ill :(

[Callum]

She needs to sack her stylists

[GypsyGoth]

;4009323']I didn't know :p

Apparently you can tell by their noses as well.

I think that is a bit of stereotype. Kyle Broflovski in southpark is jewish and you can't even see his nose.

[Kerry]

WTF hiding her tummy. She hasn't got one!!!!!!!!!!

[GypsyGoth]

She looks ill :(

I think Malaria can come and go once you got it.

[Kerry]

I think Malaria can come and go once you got it.

She can eat though

[Smithy]

Awwww Rebecca :love:

[Jordan.]

:amazed::amazed:

[Smithy]

Did she say shirt or shoes off?

[Kerry]

Cher.She.Is :joker:

[Stacey.]

CHER :love:

[Kerry]

Did she say shirt or shoes off?

Shoes I think

[Jordan.]

Gamu :bored:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

:laugh:

[reece(:]

not a heavy drinker my *****

[Kerry]

LOL great show tonight :D I've just sat and giggled through it

[Kerry]

not a heavy drinker my *****

I think she used to be but not now

[Jords]

Cheeky Chezza.

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked: That was a quick change.

[Smithy]

Literally an album of fillers :bored:

[Kerry]

Nice frock

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

:joker:

[Kerry]

That'd make a lovely wedding dress

[Stacey.]

She is life :love:

[Kerry]

I want that colour hair

[Smithy]

Nice loud backing vocals there :joker:

[Jack_]

Never usually watch this show, although I love Alan, but...**** me that has to be one of the funniest shows I've watched all month.

The joke about Simon's penis had me crying with laughter :laugh3: Same with Michael and his 'first time'.

Cheryl looking the best she's ever looked...just gorgeous.

[Iceman]

I missed Stacey an Shaun did they sing?

[Kerry]

I missed Stacey an Shaun did they sing?

Nope but were hilarious

[Smithy]

No, but they were ****ing hilarious

[Jordan.]

I forgot about the song, they didn't even mention it. D:

[Iceman]

Must watch the repeat :)

[Kerry]

Must watch the repeat :)

Yes do, it's well worth it

[cub]

How weak is Cheryl's voice? I was stunned how average she sounds. Not bad, just empty of emotion and feeling. I'm not a fan of her's but I was impressed with Nadine's TV spots. She really seemed to put some passion in there, but Cheryl was just drifting along. Even her personality when she's talking is flat.

Sorry to any CC fans - just my opinion.

[cub]

;4009323']I didn't know :p

Apparently you can tell by their noses as well.

Oh dear. A bit of Antisemitism there. Mel Gibson is that you ... ? :nono:

[Kerry]

Tonight 10PM

Chris Evans
Mickey Rourke
Catherine Tate
The Wanted

[Niamh.]

hhmmm nobody too exciting

[Kerry]

hhmmm nobody too exciting

No. But I'll watch cos Alan makes me giggle :D

[Niamh.]

No. But I'll watch cos Alan makes me giggle :D

plus there's feck all else on :/

[Kerry]

plus there's feck all else on :/

So true :(

[Kerry]

PMSL - I've read Alans book. It's very funny :D

[Niamh.]

I like Alan Carr, might get the book, it's good then?

[Kerry]

I like Alan Carr, might get the book, it's good then?

Yep. There are a few bits that are boring. You know, kinda "and then I did this and then I did this......" etc but it is funny. :)

[Kerry]

LOL @ Catherine :joker:

[KG.]

I love Catherine Tate :worship:

[Kerry]

I love Catherine Tate :worship:

She's just literally made me nearly wee :laugh2:

[Kerry]

Tonight Matt Lucas, Dame Edna and McFly perform

Might not bother.... Can't stick any of 'em

[Smithy]

Pretty crap show :/

I'm sure Nicky will be pleased though :laugh:

[cub]

Feeble show, feeble host.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

changed the ****ing titles its january FGS

[Smithy]

It's the new year special

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It's the new year special

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[Smithy]

was a pretty crap show tonight tbh :/

[Jords]

Matt was funny but I only like Danny from McFly, the others seem void of personality.. and Dame Edna, meh.

Adele and Jono Ross! :D

[Jords]

Alan is great though, even if the guests are poor.

[Kerry]

Had it on but thought it was awful bar Alan himself

[Nicky.]

Not cried with laughter like that for a while! Oh my God.
What an amazing interview! (With McFly, haha; watched the rest on mute xD)

Can't believe they did Nowhere Left To Run either! They only did that on tour <3 iefoeif! AMAZING ;D lovelovelove!

[Smithy]

On Now :D

[Kerry]

:dance:

[GypsyGoth]

I really like Kevin Bridges.

[Kerry]

I really like Kevin Bridges.

He is very funny :D

[GypsyGoth]

I think this is one of the first times I seen her give an interview.

[Smithy]

Same, but then again, she's been away for quite awhile

[Jordan.]

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

Adele > life :love:

[Kerry]

I've seen Adele on something but I've forgotten what

[GypsyGoth]

She is brilliant :bigsmile:

[Smithy]

omg :laugh2:

[Kerry]

:joker:

[Jordan.]

She is totally differen't to what I expected, I was thinking she'd be shy and timid. :joker:

[Kerry]

Adeles funny :D

[Smithy]

I don't rememba http://www.catneri.com/blog/wp-includes/images/manto/scared.png

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

omg :laugh3:

[Stacey.]

Jack Whitehall > life <3

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

Awwwwwwwwwww cutiepie

[GypsyGoth]

n'awww baby Jack.

[GypsyGoth]

JR is doing a new chatshow for itv in october.

[Kerry]

Dunno why he's plugging it now

[Stacey.]

I like that song :')

[Jords]

Adele's interview and performance was amazing. :worship:

[Niamh.]

Great to see Jonathan Ross and hear he has a new show coming out, I missed him on a Friday night!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Adele was really nice about her schoolmate leona :)

[Smithy]

Kerry Katona is on next weeks show

[Stacey.]

Kerry Katona is on next weeks show

:amazed::love:

umfg I remember him saying actually

[Kerry]

Tonight James Corden, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kerry Katona and music from Jamiroquai

[Smithy]

:D

[Stacey.]

Kerry! :amazed:

[Kerry]

Don't know Benedict Cumberthingy but heard he's from Sherlock Holmes so wouldn't have

[Kerry]

Oooh Million Pound Drop back on Friday

[Smithy]

I only really like Kerry tonight :/

[Smithy]

Next week doesn't look much better either:

Billie Piper, Usher, Russell Tovey, Lenora Crichlow, Sinead Keenan and Duran Duran

[Kerry]

Next week doesn't look much better either:

Billie Piper, Usher, Russell Tovey, Lenora Crichlow, Sinead Keenan and Duran Duran

Oh dear

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

I dunno how he can be nice to peoples faces when he interviews them then slate them on his show :shocked: I know it's his job but even so....

[Kerry]

This guys sending me to sleep

[Smithy]

same

[GypsyGoth]

This guys sending me to sleep

Same with me, I haven't seen the show he's in. But i would like to go see the play he's talking about.

[Kerry]

Woohoo, the claps woke me :joker:

[Kerry]

That ad was funnier :D

[Kerry]

LOL :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

She is good on DOI.

[Kerry]

Haha go girl :D

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

It would be real strange having her as your mom.

[Kerry]

I've seen worse mums. Plus lets face it, her own mother had her out buying and taking drugs from an early age. Sponging off her now of course......

[Stacey.]

Kerry > life :love:

[GypsyGoth]

I hated Mark soo much :cloud:

I hope he dies.

[Jords]

Good show tonight, dunno what is is about Kerry but I find her very endearing.

[Kerry]

Marks a leech

[Kerry]

10PM tonight C4

Billie Piper
Usher
The cast of Being Human
Duran Duran perform

[GypsyGoth]

I've never watched Being Human.

[Black Dagger]

I love Russell Tovey so I am excited to see this...

[Kerry]

Oh it didn't say anything about Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on the planner

[GypsyGoth]

Oh it didn't say anything about Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on the planner

It should be good seeing what they are like now.

[Kerry]

It should be good seeing what they are like now.

I want to see how they are dressed to come on here!

[Kerry]

I know of two people with that grass outside their house :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

I know of two people with that grass outside their house :laugh2:

:laugh:

[Kerry]

:laugh:

I'm tempted to knock and dangle a set of car keys in their face. See what they do :joker:

[Kerry]

Cheats. Only one real Gypsy!

[Smithy]

This is so awkward, that guys tryna be funny, and he's really not

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: Spam

[GypsyGoth]

Hahaha

[Kerry]

Well, they looked as comfortable as a nail up the arse

[Kerry]

Tonight 10PM

Juliette Lewis, Dermot O'Leary, Miranda Hart and music from The Streets

[Smithy]

Christ, have all the potential good guests gone into hiding :shocked:

[Kerry]

Looking forward to Dermot. Not fussed about the others

[Kerry]

I don't get the Miranda hype

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

LOL falling in the grave was funny though :D

[Kerry]

Why do I get the feeling these two don't really like each other? Both seem to be forcing laughs

[GypsyGoth]

I hope Dermot talks about ameican XF.

[GypsyGoth]

I love her :love:

[Kerry]

Dermot does the salute :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

I think he seems to be one of the most comfortable people on tv.