Alan Carr - Chatty Man: Ellie Goulding & Jo Brand 21/2

[Smithy]

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Alan's back for a fifth series of Chatty man. The show features interviews with celebrity guests, sketches, topical chat and music.


Show One: David Hasselhoff, Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Colin Farrell, Jim Sturgess and Cee Lo Green
Show Two: Michael McIntyre, Stacey Solomon, Shaun Ryder and Cheryl Cole
Xmas Special: Chris Evans, Mickey Rourke, Catherine Tate and The Wanted
New Years Special: Matt Lucas and McFly
Show 5: Adele & Jonathon Ross

[Kerry]

I'll be watching but might switch over when Pamela Andersons on :joker:

[Smithy]

Whats wrong with Pammy D:

[Kerry]

Whats wrong with Pammy D:

Whats to like?

[Smithy]

Her......um assets

[Kerry]

Her......um assets

I have a pair of my own :D

But thats it, famous for a pair of tits. :sleep:

[Smithy]

And her errm, acting Career :s

[Kerry]

And her errm, acting Career :s

Less said the better :joker:

[Smithy]

On now

And with new opening titles :)

[Callum]

Shame Lea Michele and Cory Monteith have never done any appearances for UK interviews

[Smithy]

I think Lea's probably off on broadway somewhere :(

lmao at him talking about the sex tape

[GypsyGoth]

A blue moon is a second full moon in a month (random fact :))

[Ninastar]

^ I thought it was the moon, but blue

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

^ I thought it was the moon, but blue

So did I at first.

[GypsyGoth]

I want to see that film.

[Ninastar]

So did I at first.

thank god

[Smithy]

I hope russels joking atm :laugh:

[Kerry]

Russell Brand was funny :D

Pammy - pointless

[KG.]

Russell Brand is god.

The thing with the fly made me lol.

[Kerry]

Russell Brand is god.

The thing with the fly made me lol.

He saved it!!!!!!! :laugh:

[Smithy]

Yea then Mr Schu killed it :O

[Jords]

I saw Pammy and Russel, was alright, not overly keen on Russel though, gets on my nerves. :tongue:

[BigSister]

lol that fly thing was sooooo funny haha
Might start watching chatty man was quite good

[Braden]

It was good, but I hate Russell Brand, he is so over-rated. Them two together should never happen again.

[Kerry]

Yea then Mr Schu killed it :O

:joker:

[Smithy]

Next Week: Katie Price and Alex Reid, James Corden and Enrique Iglesias

[BigSister]

James corden should be good ^_^

[Kerry]

Wasn't sure if Katie and Alex were even still together


James Corden should be fun

[BigSister]

Yeah they having another wedding or something im not really intrested

[arista]

This Sunday Alex Reid is on with his Bint.

[Kerry]

Yeah they having another wedding or something im not really intrested

Another one?

Oh yeah, Peter Andres shows back on ITV2 isn't it.... figures

[BigSister]

yup yeah it was in ok magazine i only saw it whe i was at hairdressers not really intrested

[Beastie]

come dine with me on at 8pm, BB 9pm and Alan carr 10pm then I will probs watch the new episode of desperate housewives on e4+1 at 11pm!! ahh good old sunday night tv! :)

[GypsyGoth]

Anyone else watching this?

[Smithy]

I am :D

[Ninastar]

Yah I am

[GypsyGoth]

Cool.

[GypsyGoth]

He is soo wrong.

[Smithy]

lmao

Slightly Embarrassing :s

[GypsyGoth]

omg can your dick break in half when errect

:laugh2: :laugh2:

[Smithy]

:p

Ya, she's that dumb

[GypsyGoth]

I'm not fond of vodka.

[Smithy]

I gave it to my cousin once :(

She was 2 at the time

[Stacey.]

Enrique is one of the hottest men ever.

[GypsyGoth]

I gave it to my cousin once :(

She was 2 at the time

:shocked: That's not good.

[Smithy]

:shocked: That's not good.

ik

I thought it was lemonade :(

[GypsyGoth]

ik

I thought it was lemonade :(

Did she drink much?

[Smithy]

No she took a swig and pulled a face, and then I sniffed it and thought it was bleach or something D:

[Callum]

Cast of TWILIGHT on next week! YAY! :D

[BigSister]

I know Callum ^_^ cant wait

[Smithy]

:D

[Stacey.]

The man [3rd one along] is hot.

[Callum]

This is so funny :laugh2:

[Smithy]

Lily Allen has pulled out of this weeks show due to illness :(, which I'm gutted about because Im a big fan of hers and haven't seen her on TV recently.

[CaraRawr]

Jared Leto on the show on Sunday <3

[Smithy]

With Jon Bishop and Kylie (who is performing)

It looks like Alexandra Burke has pulled out too D: or is doing the show at a later date

[MrGaryy]

So gutted Lily pulled out I always love her interviews :(

[Smithy]

ik me too.
I hope she goes on at a later date, this series is a lot longer than normal

[RichardWells]

The thing is Alan Carr has badmouthed Lily Allen now as this is the 2nd time she has pulled out of an appearance on his show so I doubt she will ever come on now.

[Smithy]

Reading the comments he said though it sounds like the sort of thing he'd say in jest.

[Smithy]

On now :bouncy:


He should take his sunglasses off :nono:

[Stacey.]

Jared Leto annoys me so much.

[GypsyGoth]

Yay he finnally took them off :D

[Smithy]

omg pmsl :L

[GypsyGoth]

Jared Leto annoys me so much.

He is a lot nicer than I thought he would be.

[Smithy]

He sounds nothing like I thought he would D:

[GypsyGoth]

He sounds nothing like I thought he would D:

Same with me, and I wish he would make more movies.

[Smithy]

I don't think I've seen him i anything :s

[Saph]

bye Jared ...next!!!

[Stacey.]

He is a lot nicer than I thought he would be.

He is nice, too arrogant though. Annoying.

[Smithy]

I really like his hair though :P

[Saph]

I wish Alan still did the BB sketches :(

[CaraRawr]

I LOVE JARED SO ****ING MUCH. :lovedup: :lovedup: :lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think I've seen him i anything :s

I seen him in Lord of War and Requiem for a Dream, Urban Legend and a couple of others.

[Callum]

Didn't expect Jared to sound like that neither

[Saph]

who is john bishop? ;s

[Stacey.]

Yeah Jared's hair did look quite cool.

[CaraRawr]

You have to admit Jared's gorgeous. <3 He's so lovely and funny and inspirational too.

[Smithy]

His teeth can't be real can they D:

[Twilight]

Jared was amazing <3 his hair looked amazing.

[Saph]

Alans shoes are fierce!

[Saph]

urgh Kylie ¬_¬

[GypsyGoth]

I love this song.

[Stacey.]

Omg Kylie. :D This song's great

[Saph]

I would like this song but that annoying 4 music advert spoilt it for me.

[Smithy]

She's singing another new song at the end of the show too :D

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

I hate her show-offyness.

[Saph]

I hate her show-offyness.

me 2

[Jords]

Great show tonight, Jared's hair looks a mess imo though.

[flamingGalah!]

I prefer Jared with dark hair... :bawling:

[Kerry]

Yay great guests last night. Loved each one for once :D

[Braden]

I never knew Alan did serious :|

[Peppa.]

i love alan carr hes so funny !!!

[BB_Eye]

Anybody else squirming right now?

Also Alan Carr is a twat for that comment he made about the BBC. It's not their fault Channel 4's comedy is ****ing abysmal.

[BB_Eye]

Vic Reeves just gave Alan Carr the finger. :eek:

[Stacey.]

Love Ulrika!

[Jords]

'My bits are flapping.' :laugh:

[Smithy]

David Walliams is hilarious with Alan, they make a great comedy double act :joker:

And the next couple of show's line ups have been revealed:

8 August 2010 8 Robin Williams, Bobcat Goldthwait, Olly Murs, Jason Manford, Alex Jones and Tinchy Stryder Tinchy Stryder performed "In My System"

15 August 2010 9 Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Minnie Driver and Alexandra Burke Alexandra Burke performed Start Without You

[GypsyGoth]

The Saturdays look like stripper nuns.

[Kerry]

Can't stand the Saturdays. I switched over

[Smithy]

:bouncy:

On now

[Kerry]

Robin Williams never shuts up LOL. Good show. Won't be watching next week though. Crap line up

[GypsyGoth]

I was disappointed in tonights show.

[Stacey.]

Olly's funny! I well like him.

[MrGaryy]

I loved Olly tonight<3

[Jordan.]

Not enjoyed it as much this series, i think they put it back on too soon.

[Smithy]

On C4 now :spin:

[Callum]

Ricky Gervais has lost loads of weight, I couldn't believe it was him on the trailer for it on the BB ad break.

[Smithy]

I don't know who the hell this woman is D:

[Stacey.]

It's Minnie Driver but I don't know her.. she really looks like Gaynor Faye.

[Smithy]

The name rings a bell, but probably only because of the car :/

[Stacey.]

Alex looks beautiful.

[Smithy]

:o Simon

[GypsyGoth]

:o Simon

He must have gone made, he looked a mess.

[GypsyGoth]

I like these two.

[Stacey.]

That left guy is really tall!

[Smithy]

Why have they both grown beards?

:laugh:

[Stacey.]

They're real funny.

[GypsyGoth]

I love the way they make fun of each other :bigsmile:

[Jords]

Alexandra. :love:

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

Don't make me start without you :thumbs2:

[Stacey.]

Alex looks so amazing!

[Kerry]

Not watched today. Not one single guest appealed to me

[Smithy]

It was a good show Kerry :)

Next weeks guests are: Drew Barrymore, Gary and Danielle Lineker, Phill Jupitus and Goldfrapp

[Stacey.]

Omg I love Danielle Lineker

[GypsyGoth]

Drew :love:

[Kerry]

It was a good show Kerry :)

Next weeks guests are: Drew Barrymore, Gary and Danielle Lineker, Phill Jupitus and Goldfrapp

Oh I'll watch that

[Smithy]

:spin:

[Stacey.]

Danielle tonight :)

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

At the webcam chat

[Stacey.]

Danielle and Gary! :D

[Smithy]

She looks different

[GypsyGoth]

I love her voice.

[GypsyGoth]

Drew :lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

She is soo cool.

[Smithy]

She looks like she's wearing a few crows sown together

[Stacey.]

I really don't like Drew.

[Smithy]

omg it's ET ;o

[GypsyGoth]

ET looks like a talking poo.

[Kerry]

Good show but again won't be watching next week. Jedward and McFly?? No thanks

[LaLaLand]

Drew Barrymore is the sexiest woman alive, my good God!

[Stacey.]

E.T is soooo sweet!

And yay Jedward next week :D And McFly!

[Nicky.]

What a bloomin' good way to get over post-gig depression :D :D: D

SO cannot wait, will be hilarious.

and I'll be watching Jedward on mute.

[Smithy]

and I'll be watching Jedward on mute.

:laugh2:

As I imagine most of the nation will be

[Smithy]

In tonight's penultimate episode the guests will be: Whoopi Goldberg, Jedward, Kim Cattrall and McFly

Before the finale which will feature Paul O'Grady, Katy Perry, Davina McCall and Brandon Flowers

[Smithy]

He split his pants :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

He would have got an infraction here for his Nadia/Ulrika joke :laugh:

[Jessica.]

:laugh2:

He would have got an infraction here for his Nadia/Ulrika joke :laugh:

:laugh3:

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

He would have got an infraction here for his Nadia/Ulrika joke :laugh:

looool

[Jessica.]

:love:

[Smithy]

I swear to god they're retarded

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[GypsyGoth]

Their hair is just amazing.

[Smithy]

Oh dear lord they're thick as pig sh!t

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahaha Alan is great tonight.

[Smithy]

sit over there you naughty little sh!t

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

Aww lmao!

[Jessica.]

Wow they were amazing! :love:

[Stacey.]

They're the best <3

[GypsyGoth]

Davina next week :D

[Kerry]

I wasn't going to watch but did. Good show. Especially Alan with Jedward (much as I hate them lol)

[Stacey.]

Davina next week :D

Oh good :D

[Kerry]

Paul O'Grady next week too yay! :spin:

[Callum]

Davina, Paul O'Grady, Katy Perry and Brandon Flowers the guests next week. Great lineup. This show really does get good guests, Katy and Alan will be hilarious viewing methinks.

[Kerry]

Katy will adore him

[Smithy]

Katys been on before, she wore a dollar dress, they got on well from what I can remember

[Kerry]

Katys been on before, she wore a dollar dress, they got on well from what I can remember

I thought so. Was Russell with her though?

[Smithy]

No, She was performing Waking Up In Vegas

[Callum]

Oh yeah I remember now. I loved that interview.

[MarkWaldorf]

omfg katy next week? so excited now.

[Stacey.]

Love Katy :D

Can't stand Paul O' Grady though.

[Nicky.]

Wow, McFly were brilliant on this!!

No free willy jump from Doug and Tom though! :')

[CaraRawr]

Katy and Brandon <3

[Smithy]

Channel 4 has reportedly ordered more episodes of Alan Carr's Chatty Man.

According to The Sun, the channel wants 18 new editions of the chatshow after the comedian impressed bosses.

A source said: "It's great news for Alan as he's proved that he can do a decent chat show, which is not easy."

The show will return later in the year, while a Christmas special is also apparently being planned.

[Smithy]

On in about 20 minutes :)

[Beastie]

Good lineup tonight!!

Katy Perry, Davina Mcall, Paul O'Grady and Brandon Flowers performing his new single!! woo hoo!

[Ninastar]

omfg katy perry


*has orgasm*

[Smithy]

On Now :D

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[Ninastar]

when is katy on?

[Ninastar]

:bouncy:

:lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

:lovedup:

:love:


I guess KP is on after Davina,maybe.

[Stacey.]

Davina!

[Saph]

Davina :D i didnt know she was on

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

:love:


I guess KP is on after Davina,maybe.

oh my god. why davina!!! ughhh I dont even wanna watch it now.

[BringItOn]

"your unemployed" lol

[Smithy]

toe stub spit :')

[Patrick]

Not watching it, Recording it but I was downstairs on the phone and just heard the BB Theme Tune and I was like '****** YAH!' and it was epic.

[Saph]

Davina and Alan talking about Big Brother :D:D:D

[GypsyGoth]

oh my god. why davina!!! ughhh I dont even wanna watch it now.

Davina would watch you, if you were on Chatty Man.

[Ninastar]

Davina would watch you, if you were on Chatty Man.

she probably doesnt hate me as much as I hate her or something like that

[Smithy]

Davina would watch you, if you were on Chatty Man.

well, erm...

[Smithy]

It gonna be so sad :'(

[BringItOn]

Davina not sure about presenting next year

[Saph]

By the sounds of it, i guess it is coming back

[Rob]

She knows something!

[Saph]

KINGA LOL

xD

[Smithy]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

[Saph]

"even the bottle went into hiding" xD

[GypsyGoth]

Davina will have plenty of work.

[Smithy]

Katy Perry :love:

[slow&steady]

Davina not sure about presenting next year

Let's hope the ******* not!

[Beastie]

Don't think Davina will end up presenting it next year.

Big Brother has the potential to be on our screens for the next 100 years. There will be a new generation of housemates and at the same time.. a new generation of what we hope to be.. PASSIONATE, ENTHUSIASTIC presenters for the show :)

[Marsh.]

I surprised myself and was actually more looking forward to Million Pound Drop when she said it's coming back.
I agree with Davina about BB, maybe it's time to just say goodbye.
I think it's a bad idea to continue.

[Saph]

urgh i cant stand Talentless Perry.

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

Sounds like steven hawkings

[Smithy]

omg lmfao

[Saph]

Steven Hawkins on backing vocals xP

[GypsyGoth]

Rebecca looked like Caoimhe, I think.

[Marsh.]

Perfect match for Russell Brand this one. Over the top, airhead who loves herself
And that cliche American attitude "Everything's so amazing" annoys the **** out of me.

[Beastie]

I surprised myself and was actually more looking forward to Million Pound Drop when she said it's coming back.
I agree with Davina about BB, maybe it's time to just say goodbye.
I think it's a bad idea to continue.

Yeah.. Just hope we get someone as passionate, enthusiastic and dedicated to Big Brother as Davina was......

[GypsyGoth]

She is beautiful :lovedup:

[Saph]

Perfect match for Russell Brand this one. Over the top, airhead who loves herself
And that cliche American attitude "Everything's so amazing" annoys the **** out of me.

Id love to give her a slap across the face.

[seanraff07]

Katy's hair!!!:love:

She's nicer than Cheryl.

[Stacey.]

Katy! She's beautiful.

[slow&steady]

I surprised myself and was actually more looking forward to Million Pound Drop when she said it's coming back.
I agree with Davina about BB, maybe it's time to just say goodbye.
I think it's a bad idea to continue.


i agree,its DEFINITELY a bad idea to continue BB with davina. :spin:

[Saph]

I hate the way she keeps looking at the audience, expecting them to laugh at her Dx

[Ninastar]

oh my god <3

I actually fancy her soo much!

[Marsh.]

"He's a really amazing writer"

Yeah, Katy, sure he is. Like saying Jordan's a great children's writer.

[Ninastar]

******* british :')

[seanraff07]

The only thing i don't like about Katy is her accent!

[Smithy]

******* british :')

t'was in the paper the other day :/

[Marsh.]

i agree,its DEFINITELY a bad idea to continue BB with davina. :spin:

I actually meant a bad idea to continue BB at all, but yes if it has to it needs a whole new production team/crew etc

[Ninastar]

I wanna buy it now

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

I wanna buy it now

Its a good album :)

[seanraff07]

WHY is she marrying Russell Brand?!

[Ninastar]

her voice/accent is SO cute!!!

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[Marsh.]

Her accent's pathetic and the pace she speaks is very childlike.

LMAO when she was clueless about auto tune. Come on love you use it.

[seanraff07]

Here we go..

[Saph]

As if the interview wasnt enough, we get to listen to her sing aswell ;l

[Smithy]

Her accent's pathetic and the pace she speaks is very childlike.

Thats not her real voice, its a bit like Paris Hilton, she puts the voice on

[Ninastar]

o m f g <3

[Beastie]

Katy's not the best singer but at least she is singing LIVE.. I think! :hugesmile:

Anyway she is great! :)

[Ninastar]

As if the interview wasnt enough, we get to listen to her sing aswell ;l

**** BITCH!!!!! she is amazing!!!

[Smithy]

Katy's not the best singer but at least she is singing LIVE.. I think! :hugesmile:


Yea, this is live ;o

[Marsh.]

Thats not her real voice, its a bit like Paris Hilton, she puts the voice on

I actually thought i'd heard her speak differently elsewhere.
But that makes her even more pathetic. Like Hilton puts the "Little Miss Sweetness" voice on to cover the dirty, money grabbing, spoilt, disgusting brat underneath.

[Saph]

**** BITCH!!!!! she is amazing!!!

My ears disagree.

[Ninastar]

I love her outfit.

[Stacey.]

She's not that good live, but alright I guess.

[GypsyGoth]

I love her outfit.

Me too :love:

[seanraff07]

She isn't as bad live as i thought she would be, as i watched her live before and to be honest she was pretty awful.

I think i'm in love... :love:

[Marsh.]

Bring out Paul O'Grady already. Get this one back on a plane to plastic land.

[Smithy]

I actually thought i'd heard her speak differently elsewhere.
But that makes her even more pathetic. Like Hilton puts the "Little Miss Sweetness" voice on to cover the dirty, money grabbing, spoilt, disgusting brat underneath.

Paris got rid of the voice after she went to prison though :tongue: