The Official Mario Quotes Thread

[JayManUnleashed]

Have you got a favorite Mario quote? :dance:

Surely there has been a moment where Mario made you laugh or you described it as the best. Yep? Now remember a phrase or sentence from that moment that Mario said. Got it? Post it as a reply.
Share your quotes. :devil:

[Malza]

"A fake shirt for a fake person" - to Ben

[astrozombiee]

To Steve - "I swear that other eye of your's is like Mad Eye Moody's from Harry Potter"
On his hair - "I look like some middleaged guy who wont accept he won"t be in a boy band"
"What's left of my brain is slowly evaporating"
On the robot task - "Titan's a heartbreaker, he promised me dinner and a date"
In the Uber Cougar task, when she says she's a ruthless maneater - "She reminds me of me, we'd probably get along so well"
"The difference between being good and bad is getting caught. That's why I'm always a good boy"
Mario: Do you think I look like Johnny Depp?
Ben: More like Louis Theroux.
About in the Uber Cougar's lair - "Do you know what John James did most of the day? Looked at my crotch"
On Uber Cougars lair - "All that's in there are skulls and baby oil."
On his clothes - "Wish I hadn't packed anything white"
"I dont' think Big brother is going to give us a sexual task" - to Ben

There's quite a lot tbh :L

[astrozombiee]

Talking about Ben's visit - I remember the whole convo with Corin:
"I think I started fancyingg him again...The thing with Ben, he would never give me a yes or no answer to whether he liked me or not. The whole time we flirted with each other! But romantically my feelings four him aren't that strong."

[Stacey.]

To Sunshine: 'Just out of curiosity, does everyone die around you?'
'I have DD testicles'
'I just had a big ****'
To Sunshine: They're just jealous because your nose is a tourist attraction, it can be seen from outter space!'
To John: 'Would you scrub my back for me and make your way down to my ass'
To John: 'What's my role then, the flasher?'
'We'll have to buy some condoms on this weeks shopping list'
'I'm gonna go in naked'
'Lets see who asks for a watermelon on next weeks shopping list!'

:joker: Mario's had the best quotes of the series.

[Jevans]

"It's only awkward is you make it awkward" Whilst sitting on Andrews lap naked last night :joker: Or something like that

[flamingGalah!]

"I had to work (throws hands down onto bed) SO MUCH HARDER than everyone else to gain my housemate staDus"... :joker:

[Stacey.]

Omg LOL. He is such a legend.

Last night when Davina asked him something like 'Who did you like best out of all the men?'

He goes 'All of them'

:laugh:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Doing the playscheme task.... and their was a box in the garden, and they all thought a new housemate was in their... but someone said maybe its nikki grahme... and mario said "Well lets keep her in there then"

[Stacey.]

When he was trying to kiss John: 'Stop shoving your carrot in my face'

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

About John: 'He's got two names, John-James because he's got two different personalities'

:laugh:

[Vicky.]

Well this took off well :laugh:

[asherlee96]

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

[Stacey.]

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

looool

[astrozombiee]

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

Oh I loved that :D

[Mystic Mock]

"A fake shirt for a fake person" - to Ben

was mario looking in the mirror.:joker:

[Stacey.]

was mario looking in the mirror.:joker:

:nono: Mario is far from fake.

[astrozombiee]

"Cyanide tastes nice with walnuts. Of course by the time you realise that, you're dead" :joker:

[astrozombiee]

(To Andrew) "Have I ever told you how much I like you? That was a lie" :joker:

[astrozombiee]

(With an Andrew puppet) "Now that John James has gone I'm gonna smooth her right over.

[astrozombiee]

To Andrew: A girlfriend would get very annoyed if you washed her lingerie without fabric softener

[astrozombiee]

"I might flirt a lot but I'm not a slut. Not 'til I get out of this house anyway" :joker:

[astrozombiee]

BB probably one of the best and strangest experiences of my life...apart from being born of course :joker:

[Malza]

While saying goodbye to the garden at the last day:

"Goodbye garden. I didn't spend as much time in you as I would have, but... I didn't"

[Malza]

"I look like some middle aged guy who won’t accept he won’t be in a boy-band"
Mario, on his overgrown hair

[Malza]

The difference between good and bad is getting caught. That's why I'm always a good boy"
Mario hints that he is not as innocent as he seems

[Malza]

"Do you know what John James did most of the day? Looked at my crotch"
Mario explains how boring it was in Uber Cougar's lair

[Stacey.]

"Do you know what John James did most of the day? Looked at my crotch"
Mario explains how boring it was in Uber Cougar's lair

Never knew he even said this :joker:


And it just felt appropriate to bump this thread :L

[Angus]

"Do you know what John James did most of the day? Looked at my crotch"
Mario explains how boring it was in Uber Cougar's lair

Now that I can believe since JJ certainly wasn't interested in Josie's crotch:laugh: I actually think JJ fancied Mario far more than he fancied Josie.

[Stacey.]

Now that I can believe since JJ certainly wasn't interested in Josie's crotch:laugh: I actually think JJ fancied Mario far more than he fancied Josie.

Wouldn't blame him. :love:

[Malza]

Now that I can believe since JJ certainly wasn't interested in Josie's crotch:laugh: I actually think JJ fancied Mario far more than he fancied Josie.

Maybe he get's back to his roots that when the fauxmance finally comes to an end :joker:

[Angus]

Maybe he get's back to his roots that when the fauxmance finally comes to an end :joker:

I think JJ is in denial about where his true feelings lie, so I wouldn't be surprised:blush: He and Mario seemed to like each and there was more of a spark between them, than between JJ and Josie!

[Vicky.]

Can we keep this just about quotes please? Not that people are likely to remember many quotes now, but still...

Deleted a big chunk of posts there...dont want another one locked D:

[Pyramid*]

"I already made my decision on the flip of a button"....... owtte when he chose a 'friend' during Save and Replace.

pile of pish.

[kim]

"I already made my decision on the flip of a button"....... owtte when he chose a 'friend' during Save and Replace.

pile of pish.

We'll never now whether he had already decided, but I give him the benefit of the doubt

[lauraC]

"Ben you stink.'' when sitting next to a honking Ben because he never had a shower in weeks

[kim]

"I think you are the only person I've met in my life that does their hair before laying down" as Ben layed down in the bedroom

[Niamh.]

Stay on topic please, Ben fans make a Ben quote thread if you want to quote him, thanks.

[Pyramid*]

Stay on topic please, Ben fans make a Ben quote thread if you want to quote him, thanks.
:conf:

"I wish you liked anal" was a MARIO quote !! Not sure why it was deleted? Mario said it to Ben ......

[Suze]

Good idea NingleBells :thumbs:

Although as long as quotes are posted about housemates, it doesn't mean you have to be a fan of that housemate to post them, just know the quotes :)

Mario Mugan bit of a bit*hy Quote:

“I think sometimes they’re taking the piss, not that I’m jealous of other housemates but some people get loads in here,”
“I don’t think I was meant to be in here and they don’t know what to do with me.”

“Everything Josie wants gets turned into a task, the more Ben bitches he gets stuff.
I feel like I’m floating along in here.

[Pyramid*]

"I've worked harder than anyone else for my place in here" - said in midst temper tantrum, sitting up in bed, banging fists - all because he got nominated. :pat:

[Pyramid*]

Good idea NingleBells :thumbs:

Although as long as quotes are posted about housemates, it doesn't mean you have to be a fan of that housemate to post them, just know the quotes :)

Mario Mugan bit of a bit*hy Quote:

“I think sometimes they’re taking the piss, not that I’m jealous of other housemates but some people get loads in here,”


LOL. I forgot about that one!!

[Malza]

Mario about his Mole costume:

“Once I’m out of this costume that’s it - I’m gonna go wild.”