[JayManUnleashed]

Have you got a favorite Mario quote?

Surely there has been a moment where Mario made you laugh or you described it as the best. Yep? Now remember a phrase or sentence from that moment that Mario said. Got it? Post it as a reply.
Share your quotes.

[Malza]

"A fake shirt for a fake person" - to Ben

[astrozombiee]

To Steve - "I swear that other eye of your's is like Mad Eye Moody's from Harry Potter"
On his hair - "I look like some middleaged guy who wont accept he won"t be in a boy band"
"What's left of my brain is slowly evaporating"
On the robot task - "Titan's a heartbreaker, he promised me dinner and a date"
In the Uber Cougar task, when she says she's a ruthless maneater - "She reminds me of me, we'd probably get along so well"
"The difference between being good and bad is getting caught. That's why I'm always a good boy"
Mario: Do you think I look like Johnny Depp?
Ben: More like Louis Theroux.
About in the Uber Cougar's lair - "Do you know what John James did most of the day? Looked at my crotch"
On Uber Cougars lair - "All that's in there are skulls and baby oil."
On his clothes - "Wish I hadn't packed anything white"
"I dont' think Big brother is going to give us a sexual task" - to Ben

There's quite a lot tbh :L

[astrozombiee]

Talking about Ben's visit - I remember the whole convo with Corin:
"I think I started fancyingg him again...The thing with Ben, he would never give me a yes or no answer to whether he liked me or not. The whole time we flirted with each other! But romantically my feelings four him aren't that strong."

[Stacey.]

To Sunshine: 'Just out of curiosity, does everyone die around you?'
'I have DD testicles'
'I just had a big ****'
To Sunshine: They're just jealous because your nose is a tourist attraction, it can be seen from outter space!'
To John: 'Would you scrub my back for me and make your way down to my ass'
To John: 'What's my role then, the flasher?'
'We'll have to buy some condoms on this weeks shopping list'
'I'm gonna go in naked'
'Lets see who asks for a watermelon on next weeks shopping list!'

Mario's had the best quotes of the series.

[Jevans]

"It's only awkward is you make it awkward" Whilst sitting on Andrews lap naked last night Or something like that

[flamingGalah!]

"I had to work (throws hands down onto bed) SO MUCH HARDER than everyone else to gain my housemate staDus"...

[Stacey.]

Omg LOL. He is such a legend.

Last night when Davina asked him something like 'Who did you like best out of all the men?'

He goes 'All of them'

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Doing the playscheme task.... and their was a box in the garden, and they all thought a new housemate was in their... but someone said maybe its nikki grahme... and mario said "Well lets keep her in there then"

[Stacey.]

When he was trying to kiss John: 'Stop shoving your carrot in my face'

[Stacey.]

About John: 'He's got two names, John-James because he's got two different personalities'

[Vicky.]

Well this took off well

[asherlee96]

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by asherlee96

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

looool

[astrozombiee]

Originally Posted by asherlee96

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

Oh I loved that

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Malza

"A fake shirt for a fake person" - to Ben

was mario looking in the mirror.

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by jedward fever

was mario looking in the mirror.

Mario is far from fake.

[astrozombiee]

"Cyanide tastes nice with walnuts. Of course by the time you realise that, you're dead"

[astrozombiee]

(To Andrew) "Have I ever told you how much I like you? That was a lie"

[astrozombiee]

(With an Andrew puppet) "Now that John James has gone I'm gonna smooth her right over.

[astrozombiee]

To Andrew: A girlfriend would get very annoyed if you washed her lingerie without fabric softener

[astrozombiee]

"I might flirt a lot but I'm not a slut. Not 'til I get out of this house anyway"

[astrozombiee]

BB probably one of the best and strangest experiences of my life...apart from being born of course

[Malza]

While saying goodbye to the garden at the last day:

"Goodbye garden. I didn't spend as much time in you as I would have, but... I didn't"

[Malza]

"I look like some middle aged guy who won’t accept he won’t be in a boy-band"
Mario, on his overgrown hair