Claymores said i could teabag him

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Im so excited!!!

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Shasown]

Im so excited!!!

So when he sucks your plums into his mouth, bites them off and spits them at you, will you be as excited to be the TIBB eunoch?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

So when he sucks your plums into his mouth, bites them off and spits them at you, will you be as excited to be the TIBB eunoch?

I will be doing the sucking not him, i should have said he is teabagging me. Whoopsie

[Claymores]

LOL - I know I've been a bit ill, but I must have been bluddy delerious when I agreed to this. :joker:

No offence simon!

[Claymores]

PS simon - it's my birthday a week on Sunday, what have you bought me???? Don't say zimmer frame as that's too predictable :hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

PS simon - it's my birthday a week on Sunday, what have you bought me???? Don't say zimmer frame as that's too predictable :hugesmile:

A TK Maxx gift voucher???

[Claymores]

A TK Maxx gift voucher???

Awww thanks :banana:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Clay i know what to buy! We can book you wife in at a health spa and have a dirty weekend at your house. That bitch is always spoiling our plans. Now i shall have her out of the way and have you all to myself!

[Stacey.]

:laugh:

[Claymores]

Clay i know what to buy! We can book you wife in at a health spa and have a dirty weekend at your house. That bitch is always spoiling our plans. Now i shall have her out of the way and have you all to myself!

A pack of toilet rolls would be a kinder gift at the moment simon at the rate I'm going thru it with my tummy bug....and I'm not married so I just found you a saving :hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Yay your not married! Are you gay????? Meh it doesnt matter im having you anyway

[Claymores]

I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!

:bawling:

[Claymores]

:bawling:

Don't get sad wee man - plenty more fish in the sea

[Shasown]

I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!

Ian you are a slut.... "Buy me a nice present and romance me up"!!!!!! :wink:

What constitutes a nice present?

[Claymores]

Ian you are a slut.... "Buy me a nice present and romance me up"!!!!!! :wink:

What constitutes a nice present?

Port Ellen 1971 Cask Strength in signatory bottle

Good answer?

[Claymores]

The number 65 sold for £1700 on ebay a year ago - I own number 63 but bought it for £55 when left North East Fife District Council and part of my leaving present was a £50 gift voucher to whisky shop, so this cost a fiver

[Shasown]

Port Ellen 1971 Cask Strength in signatory bottle

Good answer?

Excellent answer, now we have decided you are a who-er, lets haggle, how about a bottle of grouse?

[Claymores]

What constitutes a nice present?

Ticket to see the Methil East Fife win?

[Shasown]

Ticket to see the Methil East Fife win?

I am not a miracle worker nor can I afford to pay their opponents to throw the game.

[Claymores]

Yer a bad bastword Terry - eff off back to Engerland :hugesmile:

[Shasown]

Yer a bad bastword Terry - eff off back to Engerland :hugesmile:

I cant mate, there are still active arrest warrants.

[Shaun]

So threads about teabagging are allowed, but god FORBID anyone uses the F word.

This site is beyond a joke.

[BOOSH]

:laugh3:

[GiRTh]

So threads about teabagging are allowed, but god FORBID anyone uses the F word.

This site is beyond a joke.:thumbs:

[Claymores]

So threads about teabagging are allowed, but god FORBID anyone uses the F word

Alowed if the OP and recipient take it in good humour Shaun. Not think so?

[Niall]

:laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

**** you niall :bored: