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Old 18-08-2010, 10:13 PM #1
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Im so excited!!!
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So when he sucks your plums into his mouth, bites them off and spits them at you, will you be as excited to be the TIBB eunoch?
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So when he sucks your plums into his mouth, bites them off and spits them at you, will you be as excited to be the TIBB eunoch?
I will be doing the sucking not him, i should have said he is teabagging me. Whoopsie
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LOL - I know I've been a bit ill, but I must have been bluddy delerious when I agreed to this.

No offence simon!
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PS simon - it's my birthday a week on Sunday, what have you bought me???? Don't say zimmer frame as that's too predictable
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PS simon - it's my birthday a week on Sunday, what have you bought me???? Don't say zimmer frame as that's too predictable
A TK Maxx gift voucher???
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Awww thanks
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Clay i know what to buy! We can book you wife in at a health spa and have a dirty weekend at your house. That bitch is always spoiling our plans. Now i shall have her out of the way and have you all to myself!
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Clay i know what to buy! We can book you wife in at a health spa and have a dirty weekend at your house. That bitch is always spoiling our plans. Now i shall have her out of the way and have you all to myself!
A pack of toilet rolls would be a kinder gift at the moment simon at the rate I'm going thru it with my tummy bug....and I'm not married so I just found you a saving
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Yay your not married! Are you gay????? Meh it doesnt matter im having you anyway
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I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!
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I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!
Ian you are a slut.... "Buy me a nice present and romance me up"!!!!!!

What constitutes a nice present?
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Port Ellen 1971 Cask Strength in signatory bottle

Good answer?
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The number 65 sold for £1700 on ebay a year ago - I own number 63 but bought it for £55 when left North East Fife District Council and part of my leaving present was a £50 gift voucher to whisky shop, so this cost a fiver

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Excellent answer, now we have decided you are a who-er, lets haggle, how about a bottle of grouse?
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Ticket to see the Methil East Fife win?
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I am not a miracle worker nor can I afford to pay their opponents to throw the game.
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Yer a bad bastword Terry - eff off back to Engerland

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I cant mate, there are still active arrest warrants.
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So threads about teabagging are allowed, but god FORBID anyone uses the F word.

This site is beyond a joke.
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