Funniest One-Liner's in BB History

[Legend killer]

I will get it started

Marcus "I could pull that truck with my bellend"
John James " I don't eat cooking , i eat take-away's"

[Jayson]

I could kill you with these two fingers.

[Mr XcX]

I always remember. BB9 Mikey with Lisa, Kat and Rachel doing Cheer leeding and Mikey suggested they say Sara you have been evicted and then all 3 said no at the same time.
Very funny does anyone have the video!!

[Claymores]

"hemorrhoid"

(Mario to Steph - flew completely over the numpty's head that he'd just directly called her a pain in the arse)

[BBAroudtheGlobe]

Best line ever: "At least someone got wet tonight."

BB6

Everyone was making fun of Maxwell and Saskia having sex and Kemal basically told them to shut up. Maxwell threw water on him and then Kemal said the classic line, " at least someone got wet tonight".

Hilarious!

[Livia]

Can't remember who was in the bathroom with Pete, but as they left he said "Wankers!" Then smiled and said "I love it when my Tourettes is in context".

[BBAroudtheGlobe]

Best Line Ever: "Just tell me where my mum is and I'll run away. I'll jump the fence and run away!"

BB11

John James crying cowardly in the diary room because he was terrified at just the thought of Nathan. It was so ironic and definitely bb comedy history.

[Legend killer]

Guys i can't remember how it fully went but Marcus said something about he " could kill sree with the flick of his eye"

[Melanie20]

" No Naked Jacuzziness!"

Michelle Bass watching her Chicken Stu in the main house from the bedsit.

[setanta]

Sree "I'm in the bath, I can touch or clean (can't remember which) whatever I feel". And Siavash in the bath with him. That made me chuckle.

[dian]

cant quite remember but it was when paul from bb2 said he lived life like a rock star

[Vladimir]

Best line ever: "At least someone got wet tonight."

BB6

Everyone was making fun of Maxwell and Saskia having sex and Kemal basically told them to shut up. Maxwell threw water on him and then Kemal said the classic line, " at least someone got wet tonight".

Hilarious!

:joker::joker:

[Lex]

David to Marcus..." I are'nt afraid of you Marcus, I'm more of a man then you'll ever be!"
Could'nt stop laughing for the rest of the series! :joker:

[setanta]

Marcus - "Well number 1, don't call it pathetic" He said something like that when Tom told him that chasing Noirin about the house was pretty sad.

Or when he said, "you can be yourself but not be yourself" and that BB is like the matrix. What a wally.

[Lex]

Marcus - "Well number 1, don't call it pathetic" He said something like that when Tom told him that chasing Noirin about the house was pretty sad.

Or when he said, "you can be yourself but not be yourself" and that BB is like the matrix. What a wally.

Yes!...Marcus did think that he was the great SAGE..(and onion) of BB, did'nt he!! LOL...what a pudding! :joker:

[Niall]

I know its a cliche but for me it has to be:

"WHO IS SHE?! WHO IS SHE?!"

Sorry if I annoyed anyone for saying that :p

[Melanie20]

"Better know yourself, little girl!"

Aisleyne :D

[setanta]

Sree - "What are you going to do to me when we get outside? I will call the police and they will put you in prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years, big time".

Come on, that's just classic.

[BBfan46]

Kemal - "The cat's got plans"

[Raph]

Can't remember who was in the bathroom with Pete, but as they left he said "Wankers!" Then smiled and said "I love it when my Tourettes is in context".

hahah yes that was epic! :hugesmile:

Mine has got to be, when Glyn was saying '6 and 9.. 69 haha 69!' :joker:

[Lex]

Sree - "What are you going to do to me when we get outside? I will call the police and they will put you in prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years, big time".

Come on, that's just classic.

Agreed!...I forgot about that Setanta. :joker:

[BringItOn]

"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes"

[Kate!]

the sound of your voice is giving me a panic attack.......

Freddie to Bea

[Legend killer]

"Mikey's got a disability, open your eyes"

PMSL how did i forget this one , a classic from Mr. Health And Safety

[Legend killer]

Marcus " i beat up 100 ninga's one after the other"

[reece(:]

"please don't take anymore of my friends"

[KingPrawn]

Shabaz to Sezer "Sezer, would you like to suck my dick?"
Sezer to Shabaz "I wouldn't suck your dick even if we were drowning together in the middle of an ocean and it was connected to two air tanks stuffed up your arse"

[soleila]

Rachel 2 in BB11: Why can't you smoke at a petrol station?

[Niamh.]

Narinder to Brian (BB2) : Do you think any famous people will fancy me now?

Brian : yeah, Stevie Wonder