Football Jokes Thread

[DDRickyDD]

This thread is for joke related to Football. I'l start.

(Q) What have Leeds United and Chantelle from Big Brother got in common?

(A) They both got ****ed from behind by Preston.

[30stone]

Why did Fabianski cross the road? because he was more help to the other side.



Jokes at Arsenals expense :(

[30stone]

Great one.

[Mystic Mock]

why did robert green not hold the ball in the world cup against the usa?

because he woke up from a deep sleep.