Outdoor urinals

[Tom]

Grim isn't the word. I can't believe people actually use these, I didn't think anyone did until I saw someone stood at it today! Anyone got them in their town? We've got them in the city centre

http://images.travelpod.com/users/jacinta81/8.1236956580.045-outdoor-urinal.jpg

[King Gizzard]

I suppose if you were desperate then you would have to. Never seen them before theres none around here

Imagine the type of crap that goes down those things

[InOne]

Never seen one before, although can't imagine them to be very nice. Guess it suits the pissed up weekend ravers though, stops them pissing in the street.

[HBB1508]

Gross but I had to laugh at they way they have been obliged to put a gents sign on the side!!!!

[Claymores]

Imagine the type of crap that goes down those things

Think they're only supposed to be pissers - not male sit-downs to rid the body of that unwise curry/kebab after 14 pints. :hugesmile:

[Claymores]

Gross but I had to laugh at they way they have been obliged to put a gents sign on the side!!!!

And the little kiddie in the background of that pic - luverly!

[MTVN]

Yeah, they had them in Newquay when I was there. I was strangely intrigued by the concept, so I did use them a few times :laugh: Never in broad daylight when there were a lot of people around though

[Claymores]

Yeah, they had them in Newquay when I was there. I was strangely intrigued by the concept, so I did use them a few times :laugh: Never in broad daylight when there were a lot of people around though

Not in winter I hope just in case people thought you were naturally that size and it wasn't really the cold :joker:

[MTVN]

Not in winter I hope just in case people thought you were naturally that size and it wasn't really the cold :joker:

Nope, it was summer thankfully, otherwise yes it could be a little embarassing :joker:

[Jordan.]

Never seen them before but i bet they are beyond awkward to use.

[Tom]

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

[Claymores]

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about :hugesmile:

[MTVN]

They're mainly intended for when people are drunk aren't they? So that they dont end up pissing in the street. I'm surprised some people actually use them in broad daylight, completely sober.

[Tom]

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about :hugesmile:

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor :joker:

[Omah]

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

Yeah, imagine what all those smelly fingers touched next - door handles, money, mobile phones, etc ..... :eek:

[Claymores]

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor :joker:

Naw- that's why hired kilts are made of extra thick weave - the sporran bumping as you walk dries it off with no visible wet patch as you walk back into mixed company :joker:

[Claymores]

Yeah, imagine what all those smelly fingers touched next - door handles, money, mobile phones, etc ..... :eek:

Worker heads back into the shop to finish making your Donner..........fortunately after 14 pints you don't care!

[Zippy]

Better than a shop doorway.

Its so disgusting when somebody pisses against a wall on a slope and the piss starts flooding down the road towards your shoes!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think they only put them out on the weekend for the pissheads

i would rather piss myself tbh

[Niall]

i think they only put them out on the weekend for the pissheads

i would rather piss myself tbh

Ok you try that and tell me how it works out lol? :hugesmile:

[Ramsay]

hahahahahahahahah

[Patrick]

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/12/nyregion/12toilets.650.jpg

[Niall]

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/12/nyregion/12toilets.650.jpg

You almost died in one?!
http://thecatgift.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lolcat57.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/12/nyregion/12toilets.650.jpg

oh wow those are snazzy

[Patrick]

You almost died in one?!
http://thecatgift.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lolcat57.jpg

Yeah they have a way of cleaning themselves by having water come from the top of the walls right?

I got locked in by accident and press a button and the water was coming so I hit this little 'SOS' button not having a clue what it meant at the time but just took a chance and then the door open.

I was quite embarrassed when I got out and a few people were staring lol

[Niall]

Yeah they have a way of cleaning themselves by having water come from the top of the walls right?

I got locked in by accident and press a button and the water was coming so I hit this little 'SOS' button not having a clue what it meant at the time but just took a chance and then the door open.

I was quite embarrassed when I got out and a few people were staring lol

Lol were you only little when it happened then? (And I used that pic of the cat only cause I found it earlier and I've been waiting to use it since lmao!:hugesmile:)

[Ninastar]

If I was a boy I would be scared to use one because i would be scared something would grab/bite my dick off

[Niall]

If I was a boy I would be scared to use one because i would be scared something would grab/bite my dick off

What you think there is a monster down there or something lol? :joker:

[Ninastar]

What you think there is a monster down there or something lol? :joker:

lmao, I dont know, but I would just be scared there was something down there.

[Niall]

lmao, I dont know, but I would just be scared there was something down there.

Lol fair enough! :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would probably look at another guys dick and get beat up or something : /

[Zippy]

If I was a boy I would be scared to use one because i would be scared something would grab/bite my dick off

You make it sound like that scene from Flash Gordon where they play russian roullette putting their hands in the tree holes in which a poisonous deadly creature lives.

[Tom]

i would probably look at another guys dick and get beat up or something : /

I bet you peek at regular public toilets :nono:

[Zippy]

I bet you peek at regular public toilets :nono:

he stands there for hours pretending to piss.

[Patrick]

i would probably look at another guys dick and get beat up or something : /
:joker::joker:
Lol were you only little when it happened then? (And I used that pic of the cat only cause I found it earlier and I've been waiting to use it since lmao!:hugesmile:)

Yep :laugh:

he stands there for hours pretending to piss.
:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Claymores]

I bet you peek at regular public toilets :nono:

Better than spying on Tescos meat counter

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he stands there for hours pretending to piss.

:bawling:

[Ninastar]

You make it sound like that scene from Flash Gordon where they play russian roullette putting their hands in the tree holes in which a poisonous deadly creature lives.

that sounds scary

[Zippy]

that sounds scary

Go watch the 1980 camp classic!

http://bigspace.celerity.co.uk/moviedeaths/grabs/flash_gordon-young_treeman-1.jpg

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/228513.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Gordons aliveeeeeeeeeee

[Zippy]

Gordons aliveeeeeeeeeee
all hail the mighty Blessed!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ku3n0rpeRtA/SnXhv0UN9UI/AAAAAAAAAjE/9nJsaA9j2Is/s400/1980_flash_gordon_009.jpg

[King Gizzard]

The day he goes in IAC I will die a happy man

[Jords]

They look so out of place and dirty. Never seen one before but I would never use it - no sink either!

[Joelle.]

They look extremely awkward to use. Whoever designed them clearly doesn't have experience of pissing standing up because if they did they would know that cocks can get a bit wild and out of control. The chances of being able to aim down that narrow tube are not high.

[30stone]

We have ones that come out the ground.. after 11pm a few of them around the city centre (mostly near clubs) And at like 5am they are back into the ground just a little black circle on the floor.

[30stone]

They look extremely awkward to use. Whoever designed them clearly doesn't have experience of pissing standing up because if they did they would know that cocks can get a bit wild and out of control. The chances of being able to aim down that narrow tube are not high.

Especially after 11 pints..

[Jords]

We have ones that come out the ground.. after 11pm a few of them around the city centre (mostly near clubs) And at like 5am they are back into the ground just a little black circle on the floor.

Thats quite clever.

[Iceman]

They had them at Oxegen, Imagine being off your head on pills, downing cans all day, then vodka, going for a joint with Karl and then trying to pee into them, horrific times! I ended up just peeing against a fence!

[30stone]

Yeah its great, a bit weird and futuristic seeing little things come out the ground, first time i was like wdf... then i realised they were toilets.. they look a lot cleaner than the ones in the pic.

[Benjamin]

What the hell is that? Where do you live? Why would they even make them? What is wrong with a normal urinal with walls, and a sink, and soap, and a hand dryer?

[Mystic Mock]

it looks disgusting.

[Ramsay]

They had them at Oxegen, Imagine being off your head on pills, downing cans all day, then vodka, going for a joint with Karl and then trying to pee into them, horrific times! I ended up just peeing against a fence!

hahhahahahahahah
they are the worsst

[Beso]

Grim isn't the word. I can't believe people actually use these, I didn't think anyone did until I saw someone stood at it today! Anyone got them in their town? We've got them in the city centre

http://images.travelpod.com/users/jacinta81/8.1236956580.045-outdoor-urinal.jpg

where do you sh!t !

[Tom]

where do you sh!t !

On the floor by the looks of the one in that pic

[Scarlett.]

WTF lol

[Lee.]

Do they not stink when you walk past them?? Especially in hot weather? :yuk:

[Niall]

Do they not stink when you walk past them?? Especially in hot weather? :yuk:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

I assume they have some sort of air freshener around them? LOL!

[Zippy]

I think theyre supposed to be a quick visible alternative to pissing in a doorway or bus shelter. Not state of the art public toilets with nice soap.

Look like a flashers paradise to me.

[lostalex]

it should be a law that all main street businesses must provide access to restrooms. that would solve the problem

[Niamh.]

speaking of outdoor urinals, anyone see this on rude tube the other night? ew.

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[Lee.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

I assume they have some sort of air freshener around them? LOL!

Lol.. I'll bet you they don't.

[lostalex]

speaking of outdoor urinals, anyone see this on rude tube the other night? ew.

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he's Canadian actually.

[Sunday]

They have them all over France, just got back from there and was quite shocked by their toilet habits and the state of some of them. Yuk! They put them in stadiums too, I will see if I can attach photo. That was at U2 concert in San Sebastian.

[Tom]

speaking of outdoor urinals, anyone see this on rude tube the other night? ew.

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LOL!!! now that type of outdoor one wouldn't be so bad because its not actually on the street and its semi covered from the public

But I do wonder what made him do that, he should've known it wasn't soap and that wasn't clean water. it was probably set up

[Jords]

speaking of outdoor urinals, anyone see this on rude tube the other night? ew.

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:joker::joker: