[Tom]

Grim isn't the word. I can't believe people actually use these, I didn't think anyone did until I saw someone stood at it today! Anyone got them in their town? We've got them in the city centre

[King Gizzard]

I suppose if you were desperate then you would have to. Never seen them before theres none around here

Imagine the type of crap that goes down those things

[InOne]

Never seen one before, although can't imagine them to be very nice. Guess it suits the pissed up weekend ravers though, stops them pissing in the street.

[HBB1508]

Gross but I had to laugh at they way they have been obliged to put a gents sign on the side!!!!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Nate

Imagine the type of crap that goes down those things

Think they're only supposed to be pissers - not male sit-downs to rid the body of that unwise curry/kebab after 14 pints.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by HBB1508

Gross but I had to laugh at they way they have been obliged to put a gents sign on the side!!!!

And the little kiddie in the background of that pic - luverly!

[MTVN]

Yeah, they had them in Newquay when I was there. I was strangely intrigued by the concept, so I did use them a few times Never in broad daylight when there were a lot of people around though

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Yeah, they had them in Newquay when I was there. I was strangely intrigued by the concept, so I did use them a few times Never in broad daylight when there were a lot of people around though

Not in winter I hope just in case people thought you were naturally that size and it wasn't really the cold

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Not in winter I hope just in case people thought you were naturally that size and it wasn't really the cold

Nope, it was summer thankfully, otherwise yes it could be a little embarassing

[Jordan.]

Never seen them before but i bet they are beyond awkward to use.

[Tom]

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Tom

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about

[MTVN]

They're mainly intended for when people are drunk aren't they? So that they dont end up pissing in the street. I'm surprised some people actually use them in broad daylight, completely sober.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Tom

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

Yeah, imagine what all those smelly fingers touched next - door handles, money, mobile phones, etc .....

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Tom

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor

Naw- that's why hired kilts are made of extra thick weave - the sporran bumping as you walk dries it off with no visible wet patch as you walk back into mixed company

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Omah

Yeah, imagine what all those smelly fingers touched next - door handles, money, mobile phones, etc .....

Worker heads back into the shop to finish making your Donner..........fortunately after 14 pints you don't care!

[Zippy]

Better than a shop doorway.

Its so disgusting when somebody pisses against a wall on a slope and the piss starts flooding down the road towards your shoes!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think they only put them out on the weekend for the pissheads

i would rather piss myself tbh

[Niall]

Originally Posted by simonsays

i think they only put them out on the weekend for the pissheads

i would rather piss myself tbh

Ok you try that and tell me how it works out lol?

[Ramsay]

hahahahahahahahah

[Patrick]

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Patrick

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

You almost died in one?!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Patrick

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

oh wow those are snazzy

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Me!

You almost died in one?!

Yeah they have a way of cleaning themselves by having water come from the top of the walls right?

I got locked in by accident and press a button and the water was coming so I hit this little 'SOS' button not having a clue what it meant at the time but just took a chance and then the door open.

I was quite embarrassed when I got out and a few people were staring lol