The Z Factor: Rebecca wins! Game Over!

[Z]

The show has been brought forward, because frankly I want to get this show on the road and if the two people who haven't submitted song choices haven't done so by then; I'll give them songs at random.


http://assets.bbspy.co.uk/tibb/the-z-factor.png

Live show 1 has the theme of "songs that have been done to death!" The acts that each judge is mentoring shall be announced shortly...

[Shaun]

Ah'm ded excited boot who ah'm woakin wiv.

[MeMyselfAndI]

:D

[Tom4784]

*passes out in the studio toilets*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*fondles dezzy*

[Tom4784]

*fondles dezzy*

We r who we r after all.

[Lewis.]

<3

[Z]

Cahhhhn't wait for tonoooight

[Lewis.]

Dannzee is looking hottttt.

[Tom4784]

Dannzee is looking hottttt.

*looks to your avatar*

I wish i could say the same for Treyc....

[Braden]

-Gets the choreography ready backstage-

http://blog.vh1.com/files/2009/11/rayj2_3_gif1.gif

[Lewis.]

*looks to your avatar*

I wish i could say the same for Treyc....

http://www.tvscoop.tv/x%2520factor%2520betting%2520odds%2520sharon.jpg

[Maia]

I am raring to go.

[Z]

Just waiting for a song choice from Lucy...!

[Jessica.]

:dance:

[Niamh.]

Lewis, you're avatar scared the sh1t out of me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Braden]

Lucy isn't online.

[Jessica.]

3 mins :')

[Lewis.]

Lewis, you're avatar scared the sh1t out of me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

UMGZZZ.. That's TREYC COHEN... Bitch plz..

[Shaun]

-warms up the crowd with a performance of Shukira's "Waka Waka (Time for Africa)"-

[MeMyselfAndI]

-warms up the crowd with a performance of Shukira's "Waka Waka (Time for Africa)"-

:love:

[Niamh.]

UMGZZZ.. That's TREYC COHEN... Bitch plz..

:laugh2:

[Lewis.]

-warms up the crowd with a performance of Shukira's "Waka Waka (Time for Africa)"-

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1900000/Animated-GIFS-the-joker-1971583-400-233.gif

[MeMyselfAndI]

*hopes im not 1st to perform*

[MeMyselfAndI]

how do u do GIFS?

[Braden]

You find one and copy the image location into the image url. Like you would do for a picture.

[Lewis.]

-Last minute nerves-

[Jessica.]

-slaps Lucy upside the head-

[Lewis.]

X FACTOR SCANDAL: "X Factor Mary assaulted me!"

More news tomorrow

[Shaun]

IT'S TIME

TO FACE

Selena Gomez. Ugly bitch.

[Z]

Welcome to the first live show of The Z Factor! I am your host, Grermot O'Leary (and also Dannzee Minogue. Deal with it.) and wow, what a show we have in store for you! I'm just going to talk and walk around this stage to one of Shuryl Cole's giving you pointless filler information that you don't really want to know or hear. AND NOW! Here are the Z Factor judges! -stage lights up and the doors slide open; revealing the judges-

Joey Walsh! -Grermot sprints over to join them, puts on a wig-
Dannzee Minogue!
Shuryl Cole!
and Eoin Cowell!

Now watch as the judges pose for the audience for a bit, okay, they're done, and now they're going to go sit down. This year's Z Factor saw a long and complicated auditioning process that involved asking sixteen TiBB members to roleplay an actual auditionee. So difficult. The categories were divided at random (Shuryl picked four numbers at random; which corresponded to the order they were performing in tonight - an order chosen by me at random - then because they weren't online to do it themselves, I got LemonJam to choose Eoin's and Dezzy to choose Joe's, leaving me with the remaining four acts) because there were no clear ways to divide them up. Each judge has four acts. THEY ARE:

Joey Walsh:

MeMyselfandI with Tom Richards
Braden with Belle Amie
Jevans with Storm Lee
Callum with Gamu Nhengu

Dannzee Minogue:

Jessica with Mary Byrne
TheHarbinger with Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho
Locke with Matt Cardle
MrGaryy with Rebecca Ferguson

Shuryl Cole:

Patrick with Cher Lloyd
Jords with Husstle
Niamhxo with Keri Arrindell
Novo with Katie Waissel

Eoin Cowell:

Lucy with Marlon McKenzie
Lewis with Treyc Cohen
MissKittyFantastico with Diva Fever
CaraRawr with Aiden Grimshaw

Now over to Dannzee Minogue with the first act of the night...

[MeMyselfAndI]

hi Josy

[Lewis.]

http://www.insidesocal.com/prepsports/09%20nail-biter.jpg

[Shaun]

http://i55.tinypic.com/2mpin9f.jpg

Aww ah'm sur excited!

[Jessica.]

-claps nervously-

[Z]

First up, it's Mary Byrne singing a song that's been done to death so many times, it makes simonsays look positively asexual. She's singing Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye!

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[Jessica.]

-performs-

[Tom4784]

*wurks it in the audience*

[Lewis.]

:love:

[Z]

TESCO MAARYYYYY you absolutely WUUUHHHKED it on stage! You're looking FIERCE tonight, it was a stunning vocal!

[\PJ/]

Pajiya carey is performing next week you **** amateurs

[Shaun]

http://i56.tinypic.com/zk5nh3.jpg

Aaah Mary pet yer've dun Dannzee reet proud wi tha performince. Yer've gor alla Tescor girls at hoom votin for yahz!

[Z]

Next up it's Shuryl and erm.. her category. Shuryl?

[Maia]

Mary did absolutely beautifully, if I say so myself.

[Jessica.]

Mary did absolutely beautifully, if I say so myself.

http://i51.tinypic.com/1415aow.jpg

[Shaun]

Ah'v bin groowin' a repleecement for us leik. She's a reet diamend lass 'n her neem is Share Loid, singin' a song by lovalee littel black goal.

sMsYg_tACZQ

[Maia]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1415aow.jpg

:love:

[Z]

Shaaaare you were faayyyntastic, I thought the song was a bit big for your voice but Eoin wants you to win so I can't say anything negative about you.

[MeMyselfAndI]

i can see gifs but when i copy it it doesnt go into the url

[Shaun]

Aaaaaah Share pet dunt yuhz listen to tha Dannzee leik, she cudden sing her wee out of a peepa bag. Yer've moved us tuh teez man

[Lewis.]

-Claps fakely knowing I was a million times better at judges house anyway-

[Z]

Next up it's Eoin Cowell and his category! Eoin?

Up first for me tonight is Treyc Cohen.

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[Lewis.]

-Performs loudly-

[Z]

Treyceeeeeee. You were fabulous tonoight, I absolutely laaved it, you can seeng ehnything! Moi only criticism would be that you have a ghetto booty.

awkward silence in the crowd; Joey Walsh, Shuryl Cole and Eoin Cowell look at her in horror

Yah?

[Shaun]

http://i53.tinypic.com/n6pziw.jpg

Tray see goal I luvved it, pure an simpelz leik

[Z]

And now we go to Joey Walsh! Who's up next, Joey?

It's the FABULOUS Tom Richards. He's not Irish but THE WHOLE OF IRELAND SHOULD GET BEHIND TAM!!!

MWHKL71np_k

[MeMyselfAndI]

http://i51.tinypic.com/23wqmnc.gif
(from joey

[Lewis.]

Treyceeeeeee. You were fabulous tonoight, I absolutely laaved it, you can seeng ehnything! Moi only criticism would be that you have a ghetto booty.

awkward silence in the crowd; Joey Walsh, Shuryl Cole and Eoin Cowell look at her in horror

Yah?

-Cries backstage and phones up Faily Star to book interview-

[Z]

Tom, I wouldn't have picked you if it were up to me. OWAIT I DIDN'T LOL. But yah, you did an alright job with that song, it suited you well xxXx

[Shaun]

Ah'll be honest wit yuhz Tom ah've got noor idee who yuhz are leik. But tha wor a lovalee song choys, yuh reminded us of a wee Barree Manilor!

[MeMyselfAndI]

thankyou judges

[Z]

We're going back to Shuryl Cole! Who's up next Shuryl?

[Shaun]

Up next fer yuhz ah'v got 5 lovalee young wimin doin' it fer alla tuh goals out thur! It's Hussel singin' a gorjus li'ul song originalee by me fayvrit oartist leik, Bob Dillin. E's wicked good leik!

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[Jords]

*blondie sings and the rest look irrelevant grasping at their hearts behind*

[Shaun]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2q1vrwp.jpg

Goals tha woaz finomminel! Yer'z deffinittlee froo t' next week!

[Z]

Hussssssssssiesss! Guhlz, you cahn't just rely on one lead singah to carry the whole band, unless you're Shuryl in which case you do that until you have a single that doesn't chart in the top 10 and then you ditch the band and use will.i.am, Eoin Cowell and a footballer to get where you are today. Um. I don't really know where I'm going with this. You're guhlz, in a band, so you're probably sluts.

[Z]

After the break, we have performances from Belle Amie, Wagner, Aiden and Matt. Don't go anywhere! Like honestly, just sit there and wait.

[Lewis.]

just sit there and wait.

On meeehz getto boohty.

[Maia]

-claps-

I am cannot wait for my performance. :)

[Z]

Welcome back! Have you gone on a murderous rampage because of that annoying advert before the show starts again? The one where they sing Bonnie Tyler 'n' stuff? If not, better luck next time! Anyway, we're back, and onto Joey and his next act!

Thanks Grermot. Up next it's Belle Amie! Conveniently right after Husstle!

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[Lewis.]

-hmmmm-

Bored now...

-turns over to strictly cummin when dancin-

[Z]

Guuuuhlz! It's a shame you're a guhl band, this was an okay performance but it's pretty much a condition of my contract to be mean to guhls. Plug your vaginas.

[Shaun]

http://i51.tinypic.com/123o7k3.jpg

Ah'm sorree goals but yuhz cant joss goor and slap mei goals leik the failee stoar sez yuhz did. An I doorn't even noor what song yuhz jus sang leik.

[Z]

Back to Dannzee Minogue and her category. Who's up next Dannzee?

It's the one you've all been waiting for; it's Wagner! PRONOUNCED WITH A V. k.

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[Maia]

Yeeusss!!

-performs-

[Tom4784]

*sways*

[Jessica.]

-claps and sways-

[Lewis.]

-Shakes booty-

[Locke.]

Wagner you have just killed one of the greatest songs of all time!!

- Walks back backstage -

[Z]

Waaaaagnahhhhhh! You certainly put the fun into.. funnel. You know how to BRING IT and iviryone in heeyah loved you!

[Shaun]

Vagina ah fort yuhz were wee out of yer depth befoar t'neet. But tha pefawmince jus bloo us awee! Yerz look leik a poapstar, yerz sound leik a poapstar.

[Maia]

Thank you for all your comment I am much appreciative!

:)

[Z]

And we're back to Eoin Cowell with his second act of the night. Eoin?

This act needs no introduction. It's Aiden Grimshaw, he's a young guy who looks a bit creepy when he sings and he has hair exactly like Dannzee's which is a bit disconcerting but he's actually quite a nice guy, plus he looks a bit like he might kill people and collect their ears, which is exactly what we're looking for in a popstar.

PJfhGL0F6LE

[Lewis.]

Thank you for all your comment I am much appreciative!

:)
http://www.nonstopgifs.com/animated-gifs/sexy/sexy-animated-gif-001.gif

[Z]

Aideeeeeeen! That performance needs no explanation. You're going to have to explain the performance to me, I just didn't get it. I like your hair though.

[Z]

And we're back to Dannzee Minogue. Who's performing for us now Dannzee?

I'll eat his hat if he's bad, it's Matt Cardle!

Dannzee that pun was awful.

Oh shut up Joey.

Um.. yeah, Hat Cardle. Singing One by U2!

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[Jessica.]

That was a fantastic performance t' b' sure.

[Z]

D'you know, hats off to you Matt, you were fantastic, you really pulled that one out of your hat and just made it your own.

[Lewis.]

-Jealous grin-

Hat was hatsolutely amazing tbfh.

[Shaun]

Eden ah luv'd tha song choys. But mebbe yuhz need t' cheer up a wee bit? Yer gave us the heebeejeebes.

Matt ah'll be honest ah jus dirrent get it t'neet. Tha Boneau from U2 is a bit orra bighead ya noor worra meen? But hats off to yuz.

Aiden I loved the song choice. But maybe you need to cheer up a bit? You gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Matt, I'll be honest, I just didn't get it tonight. That Bono from U2 is a bit of a big-head, you know what I mean? But hats off to you.

[Z]

Over to Eoin and his next act!

It's the fabulous Diva Fever, singing a Celine Dion classic.

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[Z]

Diiiivaaahh Feeeevaaahhh! You guys are fabulous, fierce, amazing in iviry wai! Are you guys coming to my Christmas pahty?

[Shaun]

Aw deeva feeva yuh've put a massive smoil on me feece leik. Un ah fink it's sooor breev of yuhz to wear wot yur wearin t'neet. Musta teeken a lottah vaseleen!

[Z]

Next we're going to Shuryl Cole, who's singing next Shuryl?

[Shaun]

Oap next fer yuhz ah've got a lovalee goal - ah doornt ackchooalee leik boys man, sorree Jor Muckeldree leik. ANYWEEZ her neem is Kerree an she's singin a classic Billy Wivvaz song!
Up next for you I've got a lovely girl - I don't actually like boys, sorry Joe McElderry. ANYWAY her name is Keri and she's singing a classic Bill Withers song.

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[Z]

Keri you were simply divoiiine tonoight. The dress is stahnning, you look fayyntastic. Your vocals were flawliss.

[Niamh.]

Oh It's me!! Just in time!

[Z]

Next up we're going to Joey Walsh and his third act of the evening. Joey?

It's Storm Lee!

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[Shaun]

Kerree ah'm alweez rite behind yerz, yuh've been a delite t' woak with.
Keri I'm always right behind you, you've been a delight to work with.

http://i53.tinypic.com/r6zkli.jpg

[Z]

Stawm Lee, you were very rock 'n' roll tonoight! It was a little bit karaoke because you're over 25 and have red hair, anything you do has got to be a piss take.

[Shaun]

http://i51.tinypic.com/11uf7k3.jpg

Stoam ah jus dunnee get wor yerz alla boot t' be honest leik. Tha song wuz soor cleeshay!
Storm, I just don't get what you're all about to be honest. That song was so cliché!

[Z]

Back to Joey again for his final act of the night!

It's the fabulous Gamu Nhengu! She's probably moving to Ireland because her visa ran out so ALL OF IRELAND SHOULD GET BEHIND T'IS GIRL!

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[Z]

Gamu, you did a fantastic job with that song. You made it your own. You look like a popstar. 100% yes. Can I have more botox for my face?

[Z]

Shuryl, your final act of the evening?

[Braden]

-Belle Amie get angry backstage-

[Shaun]

Awww Gammon ah jus love yer voys - ah'd have deffinitlee put yuhz froo if yer wuz in mei cattigorey!
Aww Gamu I just love your voice - I'd have definitely put you through if you were in my category!

[Shaun]

Rite, Dermitt, mei last act fer yuhz t'neet is anuvva wee goal. Singin' "Hawt" bei Cristeena Agwillairer is tha fabulus Keetie Wissle
Right, Dermot, my last act for you tonight is another small girl. Singing 'Hurt' by Christina Aguilera is the fabulous Katie Waissel.

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[Niamh.]

lmao, I have no idea what Shuryl is saying:joker:

[Shaun]

I'll start editing in translations :p

[Z]

Kaydee, I thought the song was too much for your voice. I like what you're wearing though, is that a gahden chaih on your fayce?

[Jessica.]

lmao, I have no idea what Shuryl is saying:joker:

:shocked: it's quite easy to read..

[Z]

Over to Eoin and his final act of the night. Eoin?

It's Marlon McKenzie. He didn't do any practice this week for the song he was meant to sing, so instead he's singing She Bangs by Ricky Martin. He's going to mess up his words during the performance and also face plants about half way through it during the one dance move he's required to do. Either he looks like a complete joke in a good way or a bad way, and will benefit from sympathy votes or he won't get any at all. Learn to submit songs, Lucy. -glare-

1AJN_ViOJKE

[Z]

wut.

[Jessica.]

http://i56.tinypic.com/250nibs.png

[Braden]

Belle Amie: Sorry... just @ the comment Cheryl made. I though you of all people knew that you shouldn't believe everything you read in the newspapers [/Treyc Cohen moment]

[Maia]

Pmsl

[Niamh.]

:shocked: it's quite easy to read..

shut up Mary...........just cos I was better than you:rolleyes:

[Z]

Over to Dannzee for her last act of the evening, and the closing act of tonight's live show!

Alright, here's Rebecca Ferguson singing the byoootiful Smoile by Chahlee Chapman originally, but it's the Michael Jackson vuhsion.

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[Shaun]

Merlin ah wuz bloon awee bei tha pefawmince! Ah luv a birra Rickee Martin leik! E's soor underreeted, it's criminil.

[Z]

And that's your lot! Here are the voting details you need:

Rank the performances from 1st-16th in order of personal preference and PM them to me by 10pm tonight, votes close at 10pm and results will be announced at around 10.30pm!


Jessica – Mary Byrne – Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – Marvin Gaye
Patrick – Cher Lloyd - And I Am Telling You – Jennifer Hudson
Lewis – Treyc Cohen – Hero – Mariah Carey
MeMyselfandI – Tom Richards – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – Starship
Jords – Husstle – Make You Feel My Love – ADELE
Braden – Belle Amie – Pack Up – Eliza Doolittle
TheHarbinger – Wagner – I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly
CaraRawr – Aiden Grimshaw – Purple Rain – Prince
Locke – Matt Cardle – One – U2
MissKittyFantastico – Diva Fever – My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion
Niamh – Keri Arrindell – Ain’t No Sunshine – Bill Withers
Jevans – Storm Lee – Feeling Good – Muse
Callum – Gamu Nhengu – Back To Black – Amy Winehouse
Novo – Katie Waissel – Hurt – Christina Aguilera
Lucy – Marlon McKenzie – She Bangs – Ricky Martin
MrGaryy – Rebecca Ferguson – Smile – Charlie Chaplin

[Shaun]

http://i54.tinypic.com/4jx00y.jpg

Aw sorree leik ah wuz battin awee Orn's advances!

Rebecca ah leiked yuhz cuz ah can spell yer neem leik. Tha meed us smile!

[Tom4784]

ROFL, Shuryl <3

[Niamh.]

can the contestants vote Greg?

[Z]

Yes, contestants can vote! And are encouraged to put themselves first, 'cause, you know, it's dog eat dog. :tongue:

[Braden]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e201156f8e624b970b-800wi

@ Shuryl & Husstle!

[Shaun]

Hussssssssssiesss! Guhlz, you cahn't just rely on one lead singah to carry the whole band, unless you're Shuryl in which case you do that until you have a single that doesn't chart in the top 10 and then you ditch the band and use will.i.am, Eoin Cowell and a footballer to get where you are today. Um. I don't really know where I'm going with this. You're guhlz, in a band, so you're probably sluts.

Lissen yooz, at lees ah've got a career leik! Ah'm not heeah 'cos ah've got a famus sista! Ya cheeky scamp

[Z]

Lissen yooz, at lees ah've got a career leik! Ah'm not heeah 'cos ah've got a famus sista! Ya cheeky scamp

Oi had TWILVE numbah wanz in tha YOI KAY CLUB RECAWD CHAHTZ! How dayre yoi!

[Novo]

Matt Cardle/Locke is odds on for the next elimination

Terrible tonight

[Shaun]

Keeap yer voats cummin in leik

[Lewis.]

If yu lyk black ghetto booty then vote TreyC...

[Z]

Keep the votes coming in! The bottom three is very tight!!

[Shaun]

Keep the votes coming in! The bottom three is very tight!!

Can't bee Bella Me then leik, thair propa loose

[Niamh.]

eeeeekkkkkkkkkk I'm so nervous:eek:

[Lewis.]

-Bites nails-

[Niamh.]

-pushes Treyc down the stairs-

[Braden]

Can't bee Bella Me then leik, thair propa loose

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss42/Chloe_F_/Gifs%20-skins-/naomiflip.gif

[Lewis.]

-pushes Treyc down the stairs-

http://oi36.tinypic.com/8znryo.jpg

[Shaun]

-in all sincerity hopes it isn't Belle Amie because a) Braden's been crushed enough tonight and b) I love our fake-fights <3-

[Braden]

-in all sincerity hopes it isn't Belle Amie because a) Braden's been crushed enough tonight and b) I love our fake-fights <3-

Shaun...I love how you appreciate me :love:

[Vicky.]

Voted :)

[Z]

25 minutes left to vote! :O

[Braden]

10 minutes!! :o

Sorry to do your job Zee :|

[Z]

No worries Braden :P c'mon people, get last minute votes in, it really could change everything :O

[Shaun]

people stop using emoticon-shortcuts :O

[Z]

:amazed:

[Novo]

:amazed::amazed:

[Z]

And the lines are now CLOSED! Votes are being counted and verified... coming up after the break, exclusive to the Z Factor, a performance from Aleconzors Burke!

[Z]

Welcome back! The world exclusive first live performance from Aleconzors Burke, here, NOW!

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[Shaun]

http://i51.tinypic.com/3hjz8.jpg

[InOne]

I have judged you all and I can say there is some real talent in there. But for some of the others...

[Niamh.]

http://blog.nj.com/entertainment_impact_tv/2009/04/large_american-idol-top-8.jpg

[Z]

http://i51.tinypic.com/3hjz8.jpg

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Lewis.]

UMGZ it's Alex

[Callum]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mp1qfyj01qah8t6o1_250.gif

[Jessica.]

http://i25.tinypic.com/derbj7.jpg

[Lewis.]

Hermione <3

[Z]

Thank you so much to Matt for making me an actual icon!

http://assets.bbspy.co.uk/tibb/the-z-factor.png

Beautiful, no? Results will be announced shortly!!

Thank you Aleconzors for that beautiful performance, truly moving!

[Jessica.]

Thank you so much to Matt for making me an actual icon!

http://assets.bbspy.co.uk/tibb/the-z-factor.png

Beautiful, no? Results will be announced shortly!!

Thank you Aleconzors for that beautiful performance, truly moving!

Stunning! :worship:

[Shaun]

-totally got him to make that-

qt~

[Z]

Eoin Cowell's nursing a savage hangover today (probably) so cannot be here tonight (or maybe he'll appear at some point) so without further ado... here's another ad-break!




..LOL wouldn't it be well annoying if there was though? Yeah actually there is one. lool. soz. x

[Lewis.]

Love the icon <3 Matt you're so good

[Niamh.]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

[InOne]

Somebody needs to send me some Louis gifs

[Niamh.]

Somebody needs to send me some Louis gifs

http://photobucket.com/images/Louis%20walsh%20gif/

[Novo]

WJOigxTwiIA

[Z]

In a shocking twist of events; Eoin Cowell has been murdered/been sectioned/quit in a diva strop/been replaced with newcomer Mattalie Imbruglia! Mattalie will continue with Eoin's judging responsibilities and now mentors Eoin's category of Treyc Cohen, Aiden Grimshaw, Marlon McKenzie and Diva Fever. For the sake of .GIFs, Mattalie looks exactly like Eoin Cowell, weird eh?

[Lewis.]

...

[Lewis.]

Oh Mattalie <3

[Z]

Alright! Now, the results. Thirteen acts will be through, safe, to next week's show (probably tomorrow) so without any further ado, delay, pauses, ad-breaks, pointless monologues or anything else... the first act through, in no particular order, to next show is...



Aiden Grimshaw

[Niamh.]

http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/ae307/jen9cat/emoticons/shocked.gif

[Z]

The next two acts through are...

Belle Amie

and

Keri Arrindell

[InOne]

They like the gifs of the fit women but not old Joey Walsh

http://i53.tinypic.com/2retjky.gif

[Lewis.]

-claps-

[Niamh.]

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt7/no_eight/gifs/34splw2.gif

[Shaun]

http://i51.tinypic.com/qo9bhk.jpg

Bella Me?

[Z]

The next two acts through, in no particular order, are...

Mary Byrne

and

Rebecca Ferguson

[Lewis.]

:D

-starts to worry-

[Z]

Joining them in the next live show are...

Gamu Nhengu

and

Treyc Cohen

[Callum]

Joining them in the next live show are...

Gamu Nhengu



YES!

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[Lewis.]

:D

[Z]

Next through are...

Cher Lloyd

and

Matt Cardle

[Maia]

The next two acts through, in no particular order, are...

Mary Byrne

Yesss!

[Shaun]

-stands sulking, with my 3 remaining acts-

[Z]

The next two acts through are...

Storm Lee

and

Diva Fever

[InOne]

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[Shaun]

SHARE PET WOOO

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[Z]

The next act through is...

Katie Waissel

There are four acts left: Marlon McKenzie, Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho, Tom Richards and Husstle, meaning just one act is definitely through to next week's show...

[Lewis.]

Diva Fever whaaaaaaaaa?

[Maia]

Oh no, I am on the edge here.

[Jords]

Oh ****ety **** **** ****.

[Shaun]

-embraces Katie and tells her to **** off backstage, I have a group of *****s to get behind-

[Z]

The last act definitely through, is...

Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho

Meaning our bottom three is Marlon, Tom and Husstle. The act with the lowest total score will be automatically eliminated...

[Z]

The last act definitely through, is...

Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho

Meaning our bottom three is Marlon, Tom and Husstle. The act with the lowest total score will be automatically eliminated...

[Jords]

Lol.

[Braden]

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[/delayed reaction]


-brushes past Husstle and spits in blonde's nest-

[Jords]

I shoulda voted >_>

[Maia]

Yeasss! I am thankful for this result :)

[InOne]

-looks shocked and takes a sly drink-

[Jords]

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[/delayed reaction]


-brushes past Husstle and spits in blonde's nest-

Bitches you out next week, were girlbands fool. :love:

[Lewis.]

Funny. All 3 didn't make it to the live shows 

[Shaun]

Aw Bell Enz yuhz talk to ma goals leik tha agin 'n will see who's laughin' aye?

[Z]

The act who came bottom of the public's votes is...

Tom Richards

I'm sorry Tom, and to his roleplayer MeMyselfandI, it was lovely to have you on the show. The highest you came on somebody's votes was 3rd place, well done to you!

Now to the bottom two... each of the acts is going to sing a song that means something to them. Both were sad performances, such a shame to be in this position, blah blah blah. To the judges! I'm coming to you first, Mattalie. Please state the name of the act you are sending home tonight.

[Jords]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/01/article-1283353988787-0AF534BA000005DC-819117_636x364.jpg

*waits for results*

[Jords]

Our 5th member has gone for a piss x

[Lewis.]

Aw never mind Tom.. See you at Butlins in the near future I hope ;)

[InOne]

"Absolutely ridiculous, it's clear the public don't know talent. I don't know why I'm on this show."

-storms off and throws water on Shuryl-

[Matt]

I really hate having to send acts home and Husstle are a good act, but ultimately I have to save my own act, so the act I'm sending home tonight is

Husstle

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[Z]

Coming to you next Shuryl

[Shaun]

Am obviasslee gonna support mei act an' send hoom Merlin

[Z]

Coming to Dannzee next.

This is really hahhhd for me, as both of your sing off performances were good. Because I'm a woman, I clearly hate other women so I'm sending home HUSSTLE.

[Z]

And now to you, Joey. If you send home Husstle, then Marlon is safe; if you send home Marlon then it goes to Deadlock.

[InOne]

I might as well be honest, we have enough girl bands around at the moment, and we don't need you, so I'm gonna send home...

Husstle

[/Irish]

[Lewis.]

:O

[Novo]

:o

[Z]

Husstle are going home! Sorry girls, watch this montage of your hopes and dreams being built up and then crushed! Goodnight everyone, see you tomorrow at 6pm for the next show! The theme is Songs that would make Michael Jackson turn in his grave!

[Shaun]

Yerz can all **** off leik, this is outreejus

[Lucy.]

*Cries with happiness*

[Niamh.]

Who's husstle again?

[Matt]

Yerz can all **** off leik, this is outreejus

Look out toilet attendants :eek:

[Lucy.]

Look out toilet attendants :eek:

:laugh2:

[Jords]

Well that wernt very nice!

[Jords]

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Were above this sh!t x

[Novo]

Well that wernt very nice!

All is not lost.. you can still vote for Katie tomorrow



And you will or else

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[Z]

Jevans and Michelle, don't make me do what I did to Lucy to you! It landed her in the bottom three!

[Locke.]

How was Katie not in the bottom 2 :bored:

[Patrick]

Wtf?

My video wasn't even posted in here?

[Z]

Wtf?

My video wasn't even posted in here?

Wha?

[Patrick]

Oh it was lol

Never mind, skipped a page.

[Novo]

How was Katie not in the bottom 2 :bored:

There was a voting leak and Katie topped the votes, Matt however was very close to being in the bottom two, you are going to have to up your game tonight or else it will be all over for you Cardle

[MissKittyFantastico]

Sorry Greg I missed last night's with being out but I'm gonna get the rest of my song choices in in a sec :)

[Z]

Thanks Michelle for the rest of your song choices and Niamh for the rest of yours! Jevans, you may well be getting the Lucy treatment if you don't send me a song choice for this week at least, by 6pm!

[Jevans]

Sent :D I think mine matches the theme perfectly. I hope people vote :D

[Jevans]

Oh and will you be posting voting percentages now or when it's all over?

[Z]

All song choices have been submitted! Start live show at 6pm; this time I'm just gonna post them all in one go and open voting sooner! Live show posted at 6 (or just after) and voting will open straight away; voting will close at 9pm and results announced at about 9.30pm!

[Z]

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Welcome to live show 2! Tonight's results show will feature an exclusive performance from international popstar Zeety Perry! We're very excited to have her here tonight. Tonight's theme is songs that would make Michael Jackson turn in his grave; our contestants have been working hard to make sure that Michael Jackson is well and truly dead and gone through their selection of awful songs! Please welcome the Z Factor judges!

Mattalie Imbruglia!

Dannzee Minogue!

Joey Walsh!

Shuryl Cole!

And now, to the performances...

Cher Lloyd - Baby - Justin Bieber

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Storm Lee - A Little Respect - Erasure

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Belle Amie - Feedback - Janet Jackson

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Marlon McKenzie - ABC - Jackson 5

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Matt Cardle - Forever - Chris Brown

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Mary Byrne - Whatcha Say - Jason Derulo

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Katie Waissel - Gone Too Soon - Michael Jackson

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Keri Arrindell - The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson

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Treyc Cohen - Black Or White - Michael Jackson

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Rebecca Ferguson - One Time - Justin Bieber

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Wagner Fiuza-Carillho - Bad - Michael Jackson

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Diva Fever - Blame It On The Boogie - Jackson 5

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Gamu Nhengu - Will You Be There - Michael Jackson

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Aiden Grimshaw - Earth Song - Michael Jackson

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[Tom4784]

Wagner <3

[Z]

Voting details

PM me with a list of all 14 acts, ranked in order of preference based on their performance. Voting will close at 9pm, the act with the fewest number of votes will be automatically eliminated; the second and third bottom acts will be subject to the sing off where judges will choose an act to go home. Contestants may vote, and are encouraged to do so! There is nothing stopping you from putting yourself first... Good luck!

The acts in the following colours correspond to their mentors, just to give it that pointless edge :tongue:.

Red = Joey Walsh [InOne]
Purple = Shuryl Cole [Shaun]
Pink = Dannzee Minogue [Zee]
Blue = Mattalie Imbruglia [Matt]

Cher Lloyd - Baby - Justin Bieber
Storm Lee - A Little Respect - Erasure
Belle Amie - Feedback - Janet Jackson
Marlon McKenzie - ABC - Jackson 5
Matt Cardle - Forever - Chris Brown
Mary Byrne - Whatcha Say - Jason Derulo
Katie Waissel - Gone Too Soon - Michael Jackson
Keri Arrindell - The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson
Treyc Cohen - Black Or White - Michael Jackson
Rebecca Ferguson - One Time - Justin Bieber
Wagner Fiuza-Carillho - Bad - Michael Jackson
Diva Fever - Blame It On The Boogie - Jackson 5
Gamu Nhengu - Will You Be There - Michael Jackson
Aiden Grimshaw - Earth Song - Michael Jackson

[MissKittyFantastico]

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Well we were flawless tonight *flicks hair*

[Tom4784]

voted, Greg get on MSN if you aren't already.

[Jevans]

Weird song choice for Mary. However I strangly Love it! :D

[Lucy.]

http://xfactor.itv.com/2008/_uploads/images/imagelibrary/week1/080816_g_marlonmckenzie.jpg

That was as easy as your ABC's... :D

[Novo]

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Well we were flawless tonight *flicks hair*

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She was much much better though

[Maia]

Wagner <3

:love:

[Novo]

I hope i did Shuryl proud tonight

[Lewis.]

<3

[CaraRawr]

I was stunning lol. *dance*

[Callum]

Please vote me, I don't wanna get deported :bawling:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/07/article-1318458-0B7C86A3000005DC-265_634x478.jpg

[Novo]

Get your arse back to Zimbawethopia

[Lewis.]

Please vote me, I don't wanna get deported :bawling:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/07/article-1318458-0B7C86A3000005DC-265_634x478.jpg
http://www.allbusiness.com/legal/immigration-law-deportation/15161589-1.html

Hmm.. shame.

-Shakes British getto booty-

[Shaun]

Ah Keetie pet yer did us reet proud. Ah wus soor impressed with alla muh goals pefawminces. Ah dunnae noor if Mike'l Jackson woulda approved leik but ah bet 'e wuz dead chuffed with Deeva Feeva leik!