Ditties for BB11 Housemates.

[Pyramid*]

Wee ditties and funny poems for the BB11 housemates. Who fancies a bash and a little bit of lighthearted fun along the way?

I'll start.

BB11 wasn't really 'all that
Some housemates were simply just twats
Breaking rules all the time
Never toeing the line
Lounging about and just getting fat.

Ok. poor attempt but it's early on a Sat morn and I'm poorly. :bawling:

[Suze]

I'll have a go as soon as the I have had a coffee to wake me up a bit more :hugesmile:

[Suze]

BB 11 started off with such hope
A great show with plenty of scope
But as usual the bosses couldn't leave be
And favouritism we started to see
And Pej said BB was just a soap

[Suze]

Lord Ben is just so witty and divine :dance:
To Shabby, Laura, and Sunshine , said 'Come Dine',
Sunshine dined on crisp butties, pizza too,
As at dinner parties you do :joker:
And they finished the meal off with fine wine

[Pyramid*]

Shabby by name and by nature
I just couldn't take to this creature
Bad tempered and rude
With profanities - oh so rude
A horrid and hypocrital preacher.

[Suze]

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

[Pyramid*]

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop


*Doffs hat and curtesys* :hugesmile:

[Ultra Violet]

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

When is the Poet Laureate job coming up again ... ?

Can we throw you into the mix ... ? :wavey:

[Angus]

There once was housemate called Ben
who most definitely scored 10 out of 10
with his quiff and his pout
there was really no doubt
that we'd see him again and again.

[Truth Teller]

Wee ditties and funny poems for the BB11 housemates. Who fancies a bash and a little bit of lighthearted fun along the way?

I'll start.

BB11 wasn't really 'all that
Some housemates were simply just twats
Breaking rules all the time
Never toeing the line
Lounging about and just getting fat.

Ok. poor attempt but it's early on a Sat morn and I'm poorly. :bawling:

Great idea:hugesmile:

There once was housemate called Ben
who most definitely scored 10 out of 10
with his quiff and his pout
there was really no doubt
that we'd see him again and again.

Excellent rhyming there:dance:

((goes away to think and compose....))

[Pyramid*]

Along came a housemate called Josie
Who acquired the nickname of Grosie
she resisting getting showered
The stench overpowered
As a result, she smelled anything but rosey!

[Truth Teller]

Big Brother 11 became dross
And all the housemates did was goss
it got so nasty
that the mob tweets were untrusty
and voted the Lord out the doss

:joker:

[Pyramid*]

BB11 was devoid of much fun
It has had it's day in the sun
Now rigged and manipulated
The boredom accumulated
By it's best, I'm afraid it has run

[pices]

A Big Brother housemate named Ben
Thrilled us again and again.
With his wit and his charm
Which was there to disharm
We gave him a ten out of ten.

But production just could not forget
Our Ben was a visible threat
To the ones they had chosen
So Bens wit, was frozen
Poor Ben was evicted from set.

Now some others are terribly bitter
All they can do is now twitter
They're stupid and senseless
But Bens not defenceless
His army will not be a quitter.

[Pyramid*]

A Big Brother housemate named Ben
Thrilled us again and again.
With his wit and his charm
Which was there to disharm
We gave him a ten out of ten.

But production just could not forget
Our Ben was a visible threat
To the ones they had chosen
So Bens wit, was frozen
Poor Ben was evicted from set.

Now some others are terribly bitter
All they can do is now twitter
They're stupid and senseless
But Bens not defenceless
His army will not be a quitter.


Bravo to posters so smart
For producing such works of art
A sharp witted mind
With intelligence we find
Much to learn and much to impart

[Angus]

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

[Ammi]

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

[Ultra Violet]

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

Oh this is just utterly BRILLIANT ... ! :joker:

[Ultra Violet]

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

Oh rhino ... stunning stuff ... so much talent here ... :elephant:

[Truth Teller]

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ammi]

Oh rhino ... stunning stuff ... so much talent here ... :elephant:

lol cant wait till Monday, tripping with Ben:hugesmile:

[pices]

Oh this is just utterly BRILLIANT ... ! :joker:

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

Bravo Bravo, brilliant poems.:joker::joker:

[Pyramid*]

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:
*Applauds* Quite brilliant.

Ha... laughing that this thread has been categorised under "Creative" :blush:

[Ammi]

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

LOL thats a great take on the original Angus rofl at the last line:hugesmile:

[Angus]

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

Lol, move over Pam Ayres:hugesmile:

[Pyramid*]

Mario has, well... he has twitter
To sound off for when he is bitter
But our Ben is a star
Sought out from afar
To comment on Royal Engagment's that glitter.

[Suze]

I wondered where this thread had gone. These poems are brilliant :D Must get my thinking cap back on.

[Suze]

Big Brother 11 is all done and dusty
many housemates now growing musty
But some still shine as they ought
Others ambitions come to nought
And over some, fans get all lusty

There's Ben whom some love to hate
But to me he was an excellant BB housemate :)
Though some would prefer him as a mate (Voddy ;) ) :p
Mr Crabby often Ben tried to bait
And MoleyMario hoped for a date

Some ex housemates who still craved fame
though for Dave's love in his belly weren't game
Went to Dave's gloryfest all the same (Sunshine) :nono:
Their reasonings oh so very lame
As Dave, he's alright they now claim.

Goodness that was harder than I thought it would be :eek:
to make each line end of each five rhyme for me :D