Darts Thread

[Novo]

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Seems to be in a better place now then he was back then

[Novo]

And Novo gets laughed of another sports thread

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/you%20mad/grand/34439274_u_mad_gif.gif

I got the score spot on just the wrong way round now that you mention it

[Legend killer]

Wade 6-4 Mighty Mike
Taylor 6-2 Barney

Quote me on that Simps

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31399691.jpg

[Novo]

Legend Killer please be quiet and just simply enjoy watching the Power destroy Barney

[Jesus.]

Barney has been **** so far. If Taylor gets a 3-0 lead, it's all over.

[Novo]

The Tungsten Terminator is going to give Legend Killer nightmares tonight

[Legend killer]

http://www.troll.me/images/pondering-******/interdasting.jpg

Barney enters 0.0000000000001% of GOAT mode and the weak era feaster crumbles and gets that bagel

WAR BARNEY!!!!

[Novo]

http://www.troll.me/images/pondering-******/interdasting.jpg

Taylor hits a 141 checkout

[Novo]

Barney hitting a Maximum and then Taylor taking the piss with a 111 checkout :joker:

[King Gizzard]

terrible match, MVG better beat this guy

[King Gizzard]

is it on!?!? probably not

[Jesus.]

Taylor is losing it.

[Marcus.]

Taylor is losing it.

nevers

[Legend killer]

Barney has played like a BUM yet is still in this match I told you WEAK ERA FEASTER!!

[Black Dagger]

Come on Barney, weaken him.

[King Gizzard]

Blaming it on a draft :joker:

[Marcus.]

Blaming it on a draft :joker:

that one thing

[Legend killer]

WAR BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Legend killer]

Think we can ALL agree if Barney had started this way Taylor would already be on the way back home totally different class

[King Gizzard]

https://twitter.com/judd147t/status/285519519793954817

[Novo]

Barney 6 Taylor 3

Barney gonna tap that ass tonight

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Novo]

Taylor was only a dart away from winning 6-1, Barney is the real bum

[King Gizzard]

taylor in being a classless **** shocker

[Legend killer]

Barney Taylor

100+ 53 100+ 46

140+ 32 140+ 29

180+ 9 180+ 4

Doubles 40% Doubles 40%


WAR BARNEY!!! The hardest draw possible for Barney combined with Taylor's cakewalk had Barney tired out before the start. BUT we all saw who the king was when he got going

IN BARNEY WE TRUST!!!!!!!

[Black Dagger]

Mighty Mike is going to destroy him though, so it's all worth it seeing him in the final.

[MTVN]

**** off Taylor you dick, disgraceful attitude

[MTVN]

Right Lucas, Mighty Mike has to win this now

[Novo]

Good old Taylor shutting legend killer up

[Black Dagger]

I love how they are excusing his behaviour.

[Black Dagger]

Right Lucas, Mighty Mike has to win this now

Should have supported him with me from the start, young Matthew.

[Legend killer]

Taylor is a **** he mad that BARNEY TAPPED THAT ass as soon as he got going

WEAK ERA FEASTER

[Black Dagger]

If Mighty Mike actually decides to hit some doubles first time round on Tuesday, he'll destroy him.

[Novo]

Taylor is a **** he mad that BARNEY TAPPED THAT ass as soon as he got going

WEAK ERA FEASTER

If he doesn't fear me, I'll make him fear me.

[King Gizzard]

I think taylor thought Barney was trying to tug on his arm, only thing I can come up with, no need for that though

[Novo]

If Mighty Mike actually decides to hit some doubles first time round on Tuesday, he'll destroy him.

This is Phil Taylor.. no one destroys him, Behave.

[Novo]

I love Taylor's cockyness don't really blame him either winning is all he's ever known

[Black Dagger]

A cold. :joker:

[MTVN]

Well tonight has been very annoying, at least the final should be a great game, gonna predict a 7-5 Van Gerwen win

[Novo]

7-2 to the power

[Alf]

the premier league should be great

who's gonna be in it?

taylor, van gerwen, van barneveld, lewis and wade for definite

whitlock is also likely to be in, anderson might get in on reputation.

which leaves 1 spot to fill, i reckon hamilton is the most likely, newton will be in with a shout, but i'd like chisnall, or even get waites out of the bdo.

[Novo]

Chisnall and Waites are in the PDC now

[Novo]

Well Chisnall is anyway i'm not sure about Waites

[Alf]

Chisnall and Waites are in the PDC now
i know chisnall is, don't think waites is though, he's in the bdo world championships next week

[MTVN]

Don't really know how they select the final 4 for the Premier League? didn't realise BDO players were eligible

Hopefully it will be the Hammer anyway

[King Gizzard]

What's the whole split about? Never understood it

[King Gizzard]

all I know is BDO is ****

[Alf]

What's the whole split about? Never understood it
it's something about the players not getting any money for a promotional video that they did, so the top 16 players in the world at the time quit the bdo and set up their own tournament and then got involved with sky and the rest is history.

something like that anyway

[Novo]

BDO is basically like a feeder organisation for the PDC nowadays, most young players tend to play in the BDO first before going to the PDC

[Novo]

Martin Adams is like the ultimate company man though when it comes to the BDO V PDC, he hates them with a passion

[MTVN]

Yeah Wolfie, O'Shea and Waites seem to be the only decent players still sticking in the BDO now, will watch their World Championship but there's such a big difference in the standard now

[Novo]

http://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/polopoly_fs/bobby_george_1_1176334!image/3396958623.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/3396958623.jpg

[Novo]

Forgot about Ted Hankey having a stoke whilst he was playing MVG in November, was wondering why he wasn't in the 2013 Championship

[Novo]

Everyone accused the poor guy of being drunk as well

[MTVN]

Yeah had something like a 50 average in that match :joker: pretty impressive really he kept playing while he was in the middle of a stroke

[King Gizzard]

the worst averages recorded in the WDC apparently, both guys only got an average of 54

59LbCsWLzUQ

[King Gizzard]

From Japan and New Zealand as well :joker: might as well have not bothered

[Alf]

looking forward to the final tonight
mighty mike's the favourite for me, if taylor can win this, it will be one of his greatest wins.

i'd say it's the the best 2 darts players ever. 1 coming to the end of a great reign, 1 who's about to take over the reign.

i'll be happy for van gerwen if he wins, because he deserves to win it, but i'll be shouting for the power on the night.

[Black Dagger]

:amazed:

[Novo]

Phil is about to take out the trash and prove that even at 52, unmotivated, unfocused and feeling under the weather he is still the best

[Black Dagger]

Mighty Mike is taking over.

[Marcus.]

come one power

[Novo]

Phil has nothing to lose really, he's taking a break after this final so losing won't really matter to much but for MVG this is his chance to win his first Massive title, he's won the Grand Prix but that's nothing on the World Championship

[King Gizzard]

taylor getting booed :joker:

[Black Dagger]

So he gets booed, now they are chanting his name.

da ****

[Marcus.]

So he gets booed, now they are chanting his name.

da ****

they can make up the mind

[Black Dagger]

Nice start. =)

[Marcus.]

Nice start. =)

he know what he doing

[Black Dagger]

Get in :amazed:

[Marcus.]

Get in :amazed:

boom there you go

[Black Dagger]

Don't start messing up now, Mikey.

[Alf]

game on

[Marcus.]

a bit of a wobble

[Novo]

One phil taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Van Gerwen gifted him that set, just want it to be a close game really though so don't mind

[Alf]

the powers been turned on now

[Marcus.]

the powers been turned on now

yes it has

[Black Dagger]

Urgh bloody hell Mikey.

[Black Dagger]

So he was crying at Mikey having the cheek to celebrate winning a leg/set then acts like a knob.

Moron.

[MTVN]

The Stoke on Trent shuffle

[Black Dagger]

:lovedup:

[Cherie]

come on MVG, cant stand arrogant Taylor, and after the way he treated Barney in the semis he deseves to lose.

[MTVN]

Not sure if Taylor can keep up

[Drew.]

Great darts

https://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F273852430

[Black Dagger]

He's started messing up his doubles at the wrong time again :bored:

[Marcus.]

he losing his cool

[Novo]

MVG could go 6-3 up here and The Power could still come back, people always make the mistake of writing him off

[Marcus.]

MVG could go 6-3 up here and The Power could still come back, people always make the mistake of writing him off

it not over untill the last dart is on the board

[Novo]

It's not over until Big Becky sings her song

[Marcus.]

It's not over until Big Becky sings her song

:nono::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Ohhhh,Michael Van Gerwen
Ohhhh,Michael Van Gerwen

[Novo]

Big Phil just keeps coming back

[Black Dagger]

He's still a knob.

Hoping Mighty Mike comes back strong after this break.

[Black Dagger]

:bored:

[Brother Leon]

Time to watch MOTD instead.

Hopefully MVG takes it.

[Black Dagger]

Well this is over now.

:idc:

[Marcus.]

Well this is over now.

:idc:

oh will he did well

[Novo]

That's it Phil :worship:

[Marcus.]

That's it Phil :worship:

it got is swagger back

[Alf]

is the great predictor eric bristow gonna get it right again?
he said 7-4 taylor

[Marcus.]

is the great predictor eric bristow gonna get it right again?
he said 7-4 taylor

oh he may do

[MTVN]

^ Yeah was just thinking that

Wouldn't be surprised if Taylor retires if he wins here

[MTVN]

Deary me

[Black Dagger]

****ing hell.

Least I've supported a runner-up and he's only 23.

[Alf]

don't think he'll retire just yet, but i think this will be the last time he wins the world title, but there again you write him off at your peril

[Novo]

Amazing by Taylor

[Black Dagger]

Now hopefully the bellend will retire.

[MTVN]

Ah well fair play to him, can't help but like him just because of how good he is, didn't think he had it in him to win tonight after going 4-2 down

[Alf]

the 16 time champion of the wooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll lllllllllllllld

[Cherie]

rats. horrible oik.

[Marcus.]

well done to him

[Cherie]

Now hopefully the bellend will retire.

with a bit of luck, he can go away after showing his true colours against Barney.:xyxwave:

[Novo]

Don't think there will ever be a more dominate Darts player then Taylor

[Novo]

with a bit of luck, he can go away after showing his true colours against Barney.:xyxwave:

He's been doing that for years, where have you been?

[Novo]

Simply enjoy it Phil :worship:

[MTVN]

Putting the darts ring round his neck :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Oh well, MVG is young and the future of darts...

Won't deny Phil his win, he had a strong come-back and got the job done.

[Novo]

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Novo]

Goodbye Brucie

[Marcus.]

he left on i high

[MTVN]

What a great tournament it's been

[Marcus.]

What a great tournament it's been

yes it was

[Cherie]

He's been doing that for years, where have you been?

I'm not a world authority thankfully, very rarely watch it.

[Raph]

really didn't realize that darts was such a thing

[Black Dagger]

Very popular it is Darts, Raph.

[Raph]

it appears so! ^^

[Raph]

Loukas, I thought your signature was just mocking MTVN's one, I didn't realize you watched it too :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Loukas, I thought your signature was just mocking MTVN's one, I didn't realize you watched it too :laugh:

LMAO, I'm a big Michael Van Gerwen fan I'll have you know :laugh:

[Cherie]

ooo Raph who hasn't shouted .........onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudred and eigggghttttttttttttttttttttty at some time or other..

[the truth]

crafty cockney eric bristow predicted 7-4 and as always he was spot on and will collect hefty winnings....bravo eric you created phil taylor you deserve it....as for phil , hes the greatest british sportsman ever, th efact hes never won bbc sports personality of the year shows how moronic the bbc has become

[Novo]

The BDO Jobberfest starts on Saturday live on ESPN

[MTVN]

Another title for Wolfie hopefully

Was announced tonight as well that the Premier League is expanding to 10 players: Taylor, Lewis, van Gerwen, Wade from the top 4, and then the other 6 are Barney, Anderson, Hamilton, Whitlock, Newton & Thornton

[King Gizzard]

Can't be bothered with BDO, it's just a bit too trashy and chavvy

[Novo]

Would say the PDC is more Chavvy when you look at how the fans are and the banter they have with the players whilst they are playing you don't really get any of that in the BDO you get a bit of noise but it's nothing like the PDC and it just seems more traditional and vintage then PDO Competitions

[Novo]

http://www.stamfordmercury.co.uk/webimage/1.3414709.1326391413!image/3385916818.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3385916818.jpg

[MTVN]

Yeah BDO seems a bit more old school, the PDC crowd always get a lot livelier

[Alf]

scott waites is the 7/2 favourite, he's the best player in the bdo, but has a poor record in this tournament, maybe this could be his year.

the form man is peter griffin lookalike steven bunting. he's second favourite at 11/2

defending champion christian kist is a 7/1 shot

and the old guard of wolfie and o'shea are 8/1 and 14/1 respectively

[MTVN]

First match of the Lakeside now, no. 5 seed against the current champ, reckon Kist will lose this

[Marcus.]

First match of the Lakeside now, no. 5 seed against the current champ, reckon Kist will lose this

well you never know

[Maia]

Don't understand any of this but the guy with the red shirt at the moment looks a right chap

[Marcus.]

Don't understand any of this but the guy with the red shirt at the moment looks a right chap

she need to look smart moille

[Drew.]

Is that a tattoo on the back of his head?

[Marcus.]

Is that a tattoo on the back of his head?

it look like that

[MTVN]

Great stuff Kong

[Novo]

Fitton v van de Pas is on now

[Jords]

Annoyed this is on Sky \:

[Novo]

Good win for Fitton

[MTVN]

Just realised Wolfie got knocked out today, looks like going to have to see Bunting take it this year then

[MTVN]

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Stephen+Bunting+Lakeside+World+Professional+_-FulavTqoTl.jpg

[Black Dagger]

I'm not a big fan of this tournament for some reason.

Think I'll stick to the Premier League and PDC worlds.

[Novo]

It is a disaster that Wolfie is out by have no fear Richie George is here

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01648/bobbygeorge_1648504a.jpg

[MTVN]

Watching the repeat of his match now, got pretty lucky really, Prins missed 4 darts for the match when he was 2 sets to 1 up

[MTVN]

Wadey and Colin Lloyd there supporting him

[MTVN]

Shaping up to be a good game here between Bunting & Fitton

[MTVN]

****s sake Fitton wins 4-2

[Novo]

Good stuff

[Novo]

Good old Richie is playing the annoying dutch kid now

[Novo]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

Will get destroyed in the next round

[Novo]

He was hitting 180's for fun tonight so i woudn't be so sure Mr MTVN and the reason he wasn't performing as well earlier on in the competition is because the Oche distance was a few inches wrong but they have sorted that out now

[MTVN]

Well I have just watched the last set and it looked to me like young Jimmy was matching him despite playing poorly

[Novo]

Richie would have won 4-0 if he could finish, he was killing him in 100+ 140+ and 180+ but couldn't hit the doubles at all, Richie will give another Jobber a good hiding in the next round as well

[MTVN]

So far he has scraped wins against a guy who's never got past the first round and some unknown Dutch kid, now he will actually come up against decent players

[Novo]

The Unknown dutch kid knocked out a multiple former winner, Richie will just mow down Decker in the next round

[MTVN]

Wolfie couldn't hit a double to save his life in that game though

[Novo]

Excuses, Excuses, Excuses.. something that does not appear in Richie Rich's dictionary

[MTVN]

"Richie Rich", such a terrible nickname as well

[Novo]

One of the best nickname's on the Pro Circuit

[MTVN]

The Dazzler out

Kong against O Shea next should be a great game

[MTVN]

This is where it ends for Richie

[Novo]

Come on Richie Rich, don't let this dutch wanker walk all over you

[Novo]

Richie Rich is fighting back

[MTVN]

Missing the single 16 dear oh dear

[Novo]

This is where Dekker gets his dreams shattered by Richie Rich

[MTVN]

Can't believe Dekker lost that leg

[Novo]

The Fairytale continues

[Marcus.]

good on him

[Novo]

MTVN could you please edit the title of this thread to " The Darts Thread - The Fairytale Continues for Richie Rich "

[MTVN]

Can't do that without Jords' permission I'm afraid

[MTVN]

Think if he has to play Waites in the semis he won't have much of a chance, too inconsistent

[Marcus.]

Think if he has to play Waites in the semis he won't have much of a chance, too inconsistent

you never know

[MTVN]

I do know actually Marcus

[Black Dagger]

Ritchie Rich :lovedup:

I fancy him, the other guy was hotter though.

[Novo]

Something tells me MTVN doesn't like the great Richie Rich

[MTVN]

:joker: actually don't mind him, don't want him to win though

[Black Dagger]

Young Matthew has no taste then.

http://img.rasset.ie/0006dae6-642.jpg

Can't not love him

[Marcus.]

I do know actually Marcus

well he could do a upset

[Novo]

Well it wouldn't really be an upset Marcus, Richie Rich has reached the Semis in the first time of asking and i think if Waites makes it to the Semis it will be his first time there

[Marcus.]

Well it wouldn't really be an upset Marcus, Richie Rich has reached the Semis in the first time of asking and i think if Waites makes it to the Semis it will be his first time there

oh right well i all was go for the underdog

[MTVN]

Can see this being 6-0, Waites scoring really well

[Novo]

Don't be so stupid :joker:

[MTVN]

Well he's 2 sets up already and Richie hasn't even won a leg :pipe:

[Novo]

He'll at least win 1 set but he'll go out here, he's gone as far as he can go this year

[Alf]

why is waites wasting his time in the BDO?
When he could be earning big money in the PDC
i'd put him in the top 8 players in the world

[MTVN]

Yeah he's easily good enough to compete with the best in the PDC, seems happy enough in the BDO though and I guess he still wants to have some success here

[Alf]

finally he wins a leg, the comebacks on, he can do this

[MTVN]

Waites has actually missed a lot of doubles in this game, Richies never taking advantage of it though

[Novo]

Well i did say he'd win at least 1 set

[MTVN]

What a lucky prediction

[Black Dagger]

Well he made the semi finals. Looks like Waites is taking him out now though.

[Novo]

Didn't know Richie George only took up darts 5 months ago, imagine how good he would be if he started earlier but then again he has probably played loads of darts since a young age anyway just for a hobby because of his dad

[MTVN]

Anastasia wins the womens title again

[Novo]

She use to play in the pub about 10 minutes away from where i live

[Alf]

final
bbc 2 5.45pm
scotty "too hotty" waites vs tony "the silverback" o'shea
i'm going 7-3 waites

[MTVN]

Would probably like a Waites win but not too bothered either way, just hope it's a great game

[Novo]

7-3 Waites i think

[MTVN]

He's running away with it

[MTVN]

Is this the comeback!!

[Alf]

he needs to win this first set and maybe a bit of doubt could get in to waites mind, if waites wins it it's all over

[Black Dagger]

What a let-down for Stockport :hmph:

[Alf]

far too good for these mugs in the bdo, it's time he moved up to the big league's and go for the real world title, he's good enough to win it.

[MTVN]

Bit of a shame it was so one sided, O Shea didn't play too well but Waites has just destroyed everyone in his path this year

[Alf]

World cup of darts starts tomorrow

Sky sports 2 1.30 pm

England team - Taylor and Lewis
Holland - Van Barneveld an Van Gerwen
Scotland - Anderson and Thornton
Wales - Webster and Burnett
Australia - Whitlock and Nicholson

Their the main contenders

[MTVN]

Japan just won their first game ever against Austria, they're playing England tonight now

[MTVN]

England-Japan on in a sec, then Holland playing after, expect both to win 5-0

[MTVN]

"Japan 20/1 to win here, for those of you unfamiliar with betting that means if you put £10 on them, you'll lose £10" :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Would love Japan to win :joker:

I despise Taylor and Lewis, Mighty Mike might be making a return to my sig :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

MVG :love:

[MTVN]

Poland are gonna win this

[MTVN]

Perhaps not

[Black Dagger]

Don't become 'Mystic Matt' :pipe:

lolol

[Black Dagger]

So many irrelevant countries I couldn't name players from.

[Black Dagger]

OMG NO PAUL :sad:

Nobody is hot left now.

Will have to watch Mighty Mike slay.

[MTVN]

Premier league starts tonight

Andy Hamilton v Robert Thornton
James Wade v Wes Newton
Raymond van Barneveld v Gary Anderson
Simon Whitlock v Adrian Lewis
Phil Taylor v Michael van Gerwen

[Black Dagger]

I don't even know how this format works...

Is it basically like Football? 3 points for a win? and the person who accumilates the most points after playing everybody is the winner obvs....

I will be watching tonight though, shame my 2nd favourite player is a flop and isn't in this, but I'll be :worship: Mighty Mike.

[MTVN]

Best of 14 legs, 2 points for a win I think or a point each if it ends 7-7, then after they all play each other twice the top 4 go into a play offs

[Black Dagger]

Ah right, that sounds exciting.

Think I will support my Mike, Barney and Wes.

Paul Nicholson >>>>>>> tho.

[MTVN]

One of these two lads will win it hopefully

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2012/01/03/1226235/523933-darts-world-gbr.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Urgh no. Adrian is awful s0b.

[Alf]

my predictions for tonight

The Power 7 - 7 Mighty Mike
Jackpot 7 - 7 The Wizard of Oz
Barney 8 - 4 The flying Scotsman
The Machine 8 - 5 The Warrior
The Hammer 8 - 6 The Thorn

[MTVN]

Oh it's just best of 12 now because they've extended it to 10 players, didn't realise

[MTVN]

Barney playing some great darts

[MTVN]

Oh dear MVG, bottled it

[Novo]

MVG missing 4 darts to win the Match, Wade actually looks like he's enjoying playing Darts now which is good to see

[MTVN]

Going to put an accumulator tonight I think on:

Wes Newton V Raymond Van Barneveld
Andy Hamilton V James Wade
Gary Anderson V Simon Whitlock
Adrian Lewis V Phil Taylor
Rob Thornton V Michael Van Gerwen

The Barney, Taylor and MVG wins should be relatively straightforward, other two games could go either way though

[MTVN]

Barney can throw a 5 and still break Newton's throw

[MTVN]

Look at the Hammer tearing Wade to shreds, looks like I'm going to have a big win tonight

[Black Dagger]

Mighty Mike is going to bottle it on you at the final hurdle :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

Oh Whitlock did it for you, MVG didn't even get the chance.

[MTVN]

The first time I bet against MVG and he's there throwing back to back 10 darters ffs

[Novo]

Well luckily i have bet on him to win on a -2.5 handicap then

[Novo]

Wade +1.5 against Taylor tonight is 2/1, think he'll push him all the way

[MTVN]

He'll be lucky if he wins a leg

[Novo]

don't be silly, Wade is up for it this year

[MTVN]

Doesn't seem to be playing much better for it, was alright last week but then Lewis is terrible atm

[Novo]

He's playing 100000x better then he was last year

[Novo]

But then again he almost beat Taylor in the Semi's and had a dart to reach the final if i remember correctly

[Novo]

The Hammer is going to do it

[MTVN]

Now look what you've done

[Black Dagger]

Mighty Mike :worship:

[Novo]

This is all your fault Lucas