Who Is Will And Kate?

[Patrick]

I keep hearing about them on the telly.

Wtf?

Is it Maddie McCann's parents?
I recognize the names.

And why is their engagement so ******ing special :rolleyes:

Won't effect us, or increase the speed of their daughter's search if they tie the knot anytime soon.

But yes, there's more important things going on in my country right now..

For example:

I woke up to find 2 big cocks sticking out of the ground beside Burger King this morning, I think it's meant to be 'Art Work' but it's MASSIVE.

I'll take a pic sometime.

I want to know what they are and why they're there, so watched the news and all it is 'Will and Kate' and then 'Massive Inferno' but to watch the Massive Fire that was near me, I have to sit through a ******ing news report on two people who probably took their own daughter for attention, so I've decided to record it and watch it in abit.

That way I can skip to the Inferno part.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

will is the queens grandson :love:

[Jack_]

Prince William and Kate Middleton

[Joe.]

Prince William. Aparrently we get a day off school when they Marry so it's fine with me.

[Lee.]

Prince William and his bird :)

[Joe.]

Don't they teach royal history where you live?

[Patrick]

Oh right, never heard of them.

But I know Caroline Flack shagged a prince, is it him?

Why on earth are you lot getting a day off when they get married?

I might pretend I'm like from England and try to get a day off, infact I'm when is the wedding?

Don't they teach royal history where you live?

No because we don't give a ****** as we aren't in England.

[Joe.]

Good answer :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Kate Middleton :love:

[Patrick]

Kate Middleton :love:

A Heart? She must be hot.

*Googles*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No because we don't give a ****** as we aren't in England.

:joker: :love:

[Patrick]

Not bad, Fair play Prince Will.

[Niall]

No because we don't give a ****** as we aren't in England.

But you're part of Britain! :thumbs2:

[King Gizzard]

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[King Gizzard]

Well Patricks Northern Irish (I think?) so yes, he's part of Britain and good old Will will be his King one day

[Patrick]

But you're part of Britain! :thumbs2:

I don't consider myself to be British,
We are part of Britain yes.

It has it's good and bad points,

Bad:
It's bollocks basically.

Good:
I can vote in Big Brother and other TV Shows :)

But we learn more about Irish History which tends to be related to English History in some parts, and then there's times we're I'm like in History and he says something and I'm Like,

'THOSE ENGLISH WERE SUCH BASTARDS'

And then we read about something that we did,
And I'm like..

'Woah we were *****s'
:joker:



Well Patricks Northern Irish (I think?) so yes, he's part of Britain and good old Will will be his King one day

Epic, Does that mean he'll be on the pound aye?
Something Fresh.

The Queen's a mess.

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:love:

[Niall]

I don't consider myself to be British,
We are part of Britain yes.

It has it's good and bad points,

Bad:
It's bollocks basically.

Good:
I can vote in Big Brother and other TV Shows :)

But we learn more about Irish History which tends to be related to English History in some parts, and then there's times we're I'm like in History and he says something and I'm Like,

'THOSE ENGLISH WERE SUCH BASTARDS'

And then we read about something that we did,
And I'm like..

'Woah we were *****s'
:joker:



Lool, fair enough.

I'm like half Irish anyways, and my Mum lives in Dublin so I visit a lot. But cause I live in London, in school we did the Tudors (1500s stuff) and learnt about castles in History. It was so dull. Irish history seems like it might be more interesting?

But now I'm doing modern History so we're learning about the Cold War and Nazi Germany and shiz.

[Omah]

Northern Ireland is NOT part of Great Britain - it is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland :

British Isles Euler diagram (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:British_Isles_Euler_diagram.svg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administrative_geography_of_the_United_Kingdom

[Jessica.]

Northern Ireland has a UK curriculum so they learn the same things as in England. f/

We learn about UK History in the Republic too though.. -throws a rock at Henry VIII-

[King Gizzard]

My bad, you learn something new everyday

[Patrick]

Northern Ireland is NOT part of Great Britain - it is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland :

British Isles Euler diagram (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:British_Isles_Euler_diagram.svg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administrative_geography_of_the_United_Kingdom


Epic :love:
Lool, fair enough.

I'm like half Irish anyways, and my Mum lives in Dublin so I visit a lot. But cause I live in London, in school we did the Tudors (1500s stuff) and learnt about castles in History. It was so dull. Irish history seems like it might be more interesting?

But now I'm doing modern History so we're learning about the Cold War and Nazi Germany and shiz.

I remember doing the Tudors in Primary School briefly, Can't remember alot of it but yeah I remember finding the castles good because we had to make some and stuff lol


Yeah, Irish History is quite cool :) It's like alot more bitching and backstabbing and stuff, it's kind of like Reality TV.. only it's not :joker:

I can't wait to do the World War yeah, I don't understand what it was about really, all I know is a guy called Hitler with a little mustach, was a racist and people were sh*tting bricks because of these bombs that kept coming and then the little jews had to go to camps, bless them.

That's it though so I can't wait to do what you're doing lol

[Niall]

Northern Ireland has a UK curriculum so they learn the same things as in England. f/

We learn about UK History in the Republic too though.. -throws a rock at Henry VIII-

Well thats odd because history over here makes no mention of Ireland? Or the potato famine Britain caused. :bored:

[Patrick]

Northern Ireland has a UK curriculum so they learn the same things as in England. f/

We learn about UK History in the Republic too though.. -throws a rock at Henry VIII-

Bitch Please,

Do you live here? Do you go to school here?
No.

So F/ that x

I'm not sure who Henrey XIW3SA Whatever, but I know he was a man ***** who had like 10 wives.

Kudos to him.

[Patrick]

Well thats odd because history over here makes no mention of Ireland? Or the potato famine Britain caused. :bored:

Yeah I always wondered if they taught Irish History in other parts of the world, quite shocked they don't in England, well not shocked but yah :joker:

But Jessica just got it wrong, bless her.

I wonder if they teach it in America? They arse lick Ireland.

[MTVN]

History :love:

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[Niall]

Yeah, Irish History is quite cool :) It's like alot more bitching and backstabbing and stuff, it's kind of like Reality TV.. only it's not :joker:

I can't wait to do the World War yeah, I don't understand what it was about really, all I know is a guy called Hitler with a little mustach, was a racist and people were sh*tting bricks because of these bombs that kept coming and then the little jews had to go to camps, bless them.

That's it though so I can't wait to do what you're doing lol

Haha you see in one sentence its already amillion times more interesting than the Tudors, which I've done twice - in Year 4 and Year 7. In Year 7 we had to look at each leader and eventually write an essay about them all. So boring. :sleep:

Ooooo the World Wars are fun. We went to the war museum in central London and went in this trench simulator which was so epic. Only it stank like the real trenches would have and it was dark and scary, but me and my mates were pretending to molest the fake soldiers and it was too funny :laugh2:

Nazi Germany is very interesting to learn about as well as the Cold War. You spend like a whole unit on each one, and you do American Civil Rights too. I took modern world history for G.C.S.E so we have to do exams on them - the only crap part. I did the Cold War mock exam the other day and it was pretty tough and you have to do a fair bit of writing :(

[GypsyGoth]

What will happen if after they marry, Will dies, will she be in line for throne after Charles?

[Harry!]

In our school in the old GCSE History course we no longer do in our school there was a controlled assesment part on conficts in Nothern Ireland, We no longer do that any more and I dont do it either.

[Harry!]

What will happen if after they marry, Will dies, will she be in line for throne after Charles?

If Will dies and has no children Prince Harry will become king.

[Niall]

Yeah I always wondered if they taught Irish History in other parts of the world, quite shocked they don't in England, well not shocked but yah :joker:

But Jessica just got it wrong, bless her.

I wonder if they teach it in America? They arse lick Ireland.

They probably do, us Irish are everywhere. And there are tons for some reason in every country :shrug: :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

If Will dies and has no children Prince Harry will become king.

Thank you, but it seems unfair on her.

[Niall]

In our school in the old GCSE History course we no longer do in our school there was a controlled assesment part on conficts in Nothern Ireland, We no longer do that any more and I dont do it either.

The person who invented those should be given the most painful death imaginable.

All those lunchtimes I've wasted on a poxy geography controlled assessment this year!! :bored:

My controlled assessment is on 60s Britain.

[Patrick]

What will happen if after they marry, Will dies, will she be in line for throne after Charles?

I say, we send Will and Charles off to Hawaii on a vacation.

What they don't know is, they won't return to the UK ever again.

Then that way we get Kate as a queen.
Reason for doing this?

Get her while she's still fit, we don't want some wrinkly women on the pound again.

We could have her posing in a bra or something for a pound, or better yet lieing sideways in underwear for a Ten Pound Note.

:love:

[Patrick]

If Will dies and has no children Prince Harry will become king.

I hope Caroline Flack gets back with him then for this,
She could do him in and take the throne.

That would work right?

If she was his bird, or sorry, if she got married to him.

And he died.

[Harry]

She'd be the queen?

OH MY GOD.
:amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

I say, we send Will and Charles off to Hawaii on a vacation.

What they don't know is, they won't return to the UK ever again.

Then that way we get Kate as a queen.
Reason for doing this?

Get her while she's still fit, we don't want some wrinkly women on the pound again.

We could have her posing in a bra or something for a pound, or better yet lieing sideways in underwear for a Ten Pound Note.

:love:

:laugh2:

I agree.

[MTVN]

Thank you, but it seems unfair on her.

I guess it will have to be someone of Royal Bloodline. I think there would be Prince Andrew after Harry and then his daughters Beatrice and Eugenie.

[Harry!]

The person who invented those should be given the most painful death imaginable.

All those lunchtimes I've wasted on a poxy geography controlled assessment this year!! :bored:

My controlled assessment is on 60s Britain.

Our History controlled assessment was on the Vietnam war - the only war the USA ever lost (Patrick would be so happy)

[Niall]

I don't care who gets the crown as long as it isn't that mofo Prince Charles. I hate him. :devil:

[Patrick]

I need to go watch IAC Now but I'm going to stay here and wait to find out if Caroline could be queen.

[Harry!]

I hope Caroline Flack gets back with him then for this,
She could do him in and take the throne.

That would work right?

If she was his bird, or sorry, if she got married to him.

And he died.

[Harry]

She'd be the queen?

OH MY GOD.
:amazed:

No

[MTVN]

I hope Caroline Flack gets back with him then for this,
She could do him in and take the throne.

That would work right?

If she was his bird, or sorry, if she got married to him.

And he died.

[Harry]

She'd be the queen?

OH MY GOD.
:amazed:

Afraid not, it has to be someone who's a blood relative to the Queen

So it goes:
Charles > William > Harry > Andrew > Beatrice > Eugenie > A load of other distant relatives

(think that orders right anyway)

[Patrick]

Possibly but not very likley.

That's good enough for me :love:

Oh how epic.
:D

Prince Harry looks like Bradley from Eastenders.

I'm away though, gotta watch IAC Now, Have a sausage roll which I should of had ages ago and then maybe do my homework.

Bye everyone :love:
God this thread is like a little history lesson, Love it.

[MTVN]

Afraid not, it has to be someone who's a blood relative to the Queen

So it goes:
Charles > William > Harry > Andrew > Beatrice > Eugenie > A load of other distant relatives

(think that orders right anyway)

Just checked and after Eugenie it goes:
> Prince Edward > James (Viscount Severn) > Lady Louise Windsor > Princess Anne > Peter Phillips > Zara Phillips > then the Queens nephew and his children.

If/when William & Kate have children then they'll go straight in ahead of Harry I think

[GypsyGoth]

Just checked and after Eugenie it goes:
> Prince Edward > James (Viscount Severn) > Lady Louise Windsor > Princess Anne > Peter Phillips > Zara Phillips > then the Queens nephew and his children.

If/when William & Kate have children then they'll go straight in ahead of Harry I think

Kate is going to have to kill a lot of people to get the crown for herself.

[MTVN]

Kate is going to have to kill a lot of people to get the crown for herself.

:laugh:

Come to think of it, I dont think she would ever be allowed to be Queen, the line of succession goes ridiculously far down, thousands and thousands of people :shocked:

[Jack_]

I believe this is the official line of succession:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_succession_to_the_British_Throne

What I still want to know is though, and of course this is entirely hypothetical, what would then happen if those 1791 people died? THEN who would get the throne?

[MTVN]

I believe this is the official line of succession:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_succession_to_the_British_Throne

What I still want to know is though, and of course this is entirely hypothetical, what would then happen if those 1791 people died? THEN who would get the throne?

Yeah, that's what I was just looking at :laugh:

Under those 1791 people it then says:
Descendants of Luise of Brandenburg-Schwedt (1736–1798)
Descendants of King Gustav III of Sweden (1746–1792
Descendants of Sophia Charlotte of Hanover (1668–1705)

So I guess there's still every single ancestor of theirs to go, then after that who knows? Maybe the monarchy will have to be discontinued.

[Locke.]

They need to bring the wedding forward about 9 months so I can get an extra day off work.