[Patrick]

I keep hearing about them on the telly.

Wtf?

Is it Maddie McCann's parents?
I recognize the names.

And why is their engagement so ******ing special

Won't effect us, or increase the speed of their daughter's search if they tie the knot anytime soon.

But yes, there's more important things going on in my country right now..

For example:

I woke up to find 2 big cocks sticking out of the ground beside Burger King this morning, I think it's meant to be 'Art Work' but it's MASSIVE.

I'll take a pic sometime.

I want to know what they are and why they're there, so watched the news and all it is 'Will and Kate' and then 'Massive Inferno' but to watch the Massive Fire that was near me, I have to sit through a ******ing news report on two people who probably took their own daughter for attention, so I've decided to record it and watch it in abit.

That way I can skip to the Inferno part.