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Patrick
20-01-2011, 12:32 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/eastenders/240510_phil.jpg
Patrick
20-01-2011, 12:33 AM
After trying his best to stop his dad, Ben can do no more and Phil finds Ben's collection of Gay Porn lieing next to Jordan's naked Body...
Stephanie
20-01-2011, 12:36 AM
phil walks in to find lady gaga tied up and gagged, wearing nothing but peggy's best wig.
Jords
20-01-2011, 12:37 AM
Ben: Im sh!tting myself dad!
Phil: Dont worry son, we'll hide the body.
Ben: No dad, Im actually sh!tting myself!
Patrick
20-01-2011, 12:38 AM
phil walks in to find lady gaga tied up and gagged, wearing nothing but peggy's best wig.

:joker::joker:

Ben: Im sh!tting myself dad!
Phil: Dont worry son, we'll hide the body.
Ben: No dad, Im actually sh!tting myself!

:laugh3: :laugh2: :laugh3:
Locke.
20-01-2011, 12:40 AM
"Get down in the hole you dirty gay little prick"
Novo
20-01-2011, 12:43 AM
Ben - " No Dad please! i keep private things in the shed "
Phil - " Lemme check this out...
Ben - " No wait! "
Phil - " HOLY **** is that the local postman Mr Purdy.. he looks like he has took it up the ****ter to many times "
Kerry
20-01-2011, 12:43 AM
"Owiiiiiiiiiiiiiight"
Kerry
20-01-2011, 12:47 AM
This place will do for him until a new one comes along..... Oh it did
Locke.
20-01-2011, 12:49 AM
Ben - " No Dad please! i keep private things in the shed "
Phil - " Lemme check this out...
Ben - " No wait! "
Phil - " HOLY **** is that the local postman Mr Evans.. he looks like he has took it up the ****ter to many times "

Sounds about right
Stu
20-01-2011, 12:50 AM
Look dad I thought the baby oil would wake him up, honest!
Ramsay
20-01-2011, 12:55 AM
Ben : Dad its not what it looks like!
Phil : ...A naked man covered in vasaline , tied to a chair and forced to watch Jeremy Kyle isnt what it looks like?!
Stu
20-01-2011, 12:57 AM
Ooh-hoo Philip! It's your new mechanic - me - Errrrrussel Brand!
Kerry
20-01-2011, 12:57 AM
Ooh-hoo Phillip! It's your new mechanic - me - Errrrrussel Brand!

:joker:
Ramsay
20-01-2011, 01:00 AM
Ooh-hoo Philip! It's your new mechanic - me - Errrrrussel Brand!

hahahahhaha:joker::joker:
Kerry
20-01-2011, 01:08 AM
*Ben blocked from entering the Arches as Phil picks up Glendas Tena lady's and lost dentures*
Jords
20-01-2011, 01:13 AM
Glenda lays seductively on the floor.

Phil: Ben, incest is bad...
Glenda: Never stopped you. ;)
Ben: WHAT DOES SHE MEAN?
Glenda: ;)
Patrick
20-01-2011, 11:28 AM
:laugh2: at the replies in here.
KG.
20-01-2011, 01:46 PM
"Heather, get the **** up you whale, I can't shut the door"