is anybody actually gonna audition?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i might :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

i might :amazed:

You'd be brilliant :love: I think you'd win (or get thrown out on the first day).

[Beastie]

I have always auditioned since being 18. Yeah will probably audition again. Or try and get a job working for BB :hugesmile:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You'd be brilliant :love: I think you'd win (or get thrown out on the first day).

i would be awful like on here im like

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldyk63p3KC1qc3599.gif

but in a real house with real people i would just be like

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/bucket_o_photos/Scrat-Ice_Age.gif

im still gonna audition though

my neice said the other day im strange enough to get on big brother its the nicest thing she has ever said to me

[GypsyGoth]

i would be awful like on here im like

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldyk63p3KC1qc3599.gif

but in a real house with real people i would just be like

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/bucket_o_photos/Scrat-Ice_Age.gif

im still gonna audition though

my neice said the other day im strange enough to get on big brother its the nicest thing she has ever said to me

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

No chance. Never would

[Patrick]

i would be awful like on here im like

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldyk63p3KC1qc3599.gif

but in a real house with real people i would just be like

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c245/bucket_o_photos/Scrat-Ice_Age.gif

im still gonna audition though

my neice said the other day im strange enough to get on big brother its the nicest thing she has ever said to me

:joker::joker::joker::joker: @ that whole post.

[InOne]

Dunno, maybe?

[Beastie]

Dunno, maybe?

Yay!! Do it Joe Joe!

[InOne]

Yay!! Do it Joe Joe!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, if you do I will :evilgrin:

[Novo]

I would don't know if i could last a week with the really Camp people there, there is always one like Richard/Kemal/Mario/Marco/Jerry/ I'd end up headbutting someone like that if they end up trying anything and getting thrown out

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I would don't know if i could last a week with the really Camp people there, there is always one like Richard/Kemal/Mario/Marco/Jerry/ I'd end up headbutting someone like that if they end up trying anything and getting thrown out

im not camp at all

probably would try something though tbh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

OMG yall im seriously gonna audition imma ask my sister to audition with me she one crazy bitch :amazed:

shes like a lidl version of karen walker

[Beastie]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, if you do I will :evilgrin:

Ok I will go! :)

[Novo]

im not camp at all

probably would try something though tbh

Then i'd headbutt your head clean of your shoulders :bored:

[Beastie]

OMG yall im seriously gonna audition imma ask my sister to audition with me she one crazy bitch :amazed:

shes like a lidl version of karen walker

Do it. The more the merrier.

Do it. Do it.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Then i'd headbutt your head clean of your shoulders :bored:

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Josy]

my neice said the other day im strange enough to get on big brother its the nicest thing she has ever said to me



:laugh3::laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Do it. The more the merrier.

Do it. Do it.

i will :amazed:

i told her to audition years ago when she got evicted (from her real house) and she didnt have anywhere to go so i was like omg you should go on big brother and she was just like O_O

but yeah imma get her to audition with me

i would probably get like really overwhelmed by it all if i actually did get in and go all crazy like shabaz and try to drown myself in the bath or something : |

[InOne]

I couldn't be fked being "wacky" or "weird" though. I'm the most chilled out guy you'd ever meet so I wouldn't get on anyway lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im not wacky in like a loud way i am weird though in a sort of angel BB10 way

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was old enough for BB10 i so should have auditioned

i would have been like beas little bitch http://www.skincell.org/community/Smileys/default/spank.gif

[InOne]

Bea :lovedup:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ikr :amazed:

i would have loved to be in BB10

queen bea :worship:

[InOne]

She deleted me from FB cos Jessica pissed her off :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

she spoke to me on FB too :amazed:

she was being really nice and stuff and i was like O_o

this isnt the bea i know and love :nono:

[Chuck]

I only would if I knew i had any chances but I wouldnt even go through the the first part of the audition process which is just pass a ball over and under eachother, because I would be clearly unconfortable to interact with people.
Maybe if I told them that I'm bipolar, dislexic and sexual anorexic from the start Id have better chances though.

[Tom4784]

I did want to audition when I was younger, I got a bit of common sense when I was old enough though and decided against it.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I only would if I knew i had any chances but I wouldnt even go through the the first part of the audition process which is just pass a ball over and under eachother, because I would be clearly unconfortable to interact with people.
Maybe if I told them that I'm bipolar, dislexic and sexual anorexic from the start Id have better chances though.

im like that :laugh:

people think im like a horrible person or something coz i never talk to anybody and my mum said i look like a psycho when im walking down the street coz i have a mad glare : |

but im lovely really http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/fugly.gif

omg i just realised like every post ive made in here has been about me. ego :bored:

[Chuck]

im like that :laugh:

people think im like a horrible person or something coz i never talk to anybody and my mum said i look like a psycho when im walking down the street coz i have a mad glare : |but im lovely really http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/fugly.gif

omg i just realised like every post ive made in here has been about me. ego :bored:

You are not alone...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You are not alone...

:lovedup:

[MTVN]

I'd consider it, probably not for 2012 but if it's still here in 2013 then I might do

[arista]

i might :amazed:

Its not until 2012


I wonder if by then you will be slower
and not so In Your face.



Feel The Force.

[arista]

I did want to audition when I was younger, I got a bit of common sense when I was old enough though and decided against it.



It would Wreck you life,
would it ?



I think it would Spunk You Up.

[Black Dagger]

How can we audition if it hasn't officially been announced ;)...

Endemol and Richard best hurry up and give us the news.

[DigitalSid]

Pointless, few of the housemates get there through the auditions stage these days.

[swinearefine]

Can non-UK people apply? If so I'd definitely apply to BB12.

[InOne]

Can non-UK people apply? If so I'd definitely apply to BB12.

Do you live in UK?

[swinearefine]

Do you live in UK?

I live in the US

[InOne]

I live in the US

As long as you can afford the flights I guess you could lol

[Black Dagger]

I live in the US

I would imagine you could apply, John James did... you may have to get a visa etc and it may be a lot of hassle...

[swinearefine]

That's cool that international people can apply. I don't think USBB (or any US reality show) allows that

[arista]

How can we audition if it hasn't officially been announced ;)...

Endemol and Richard best hurry up and give us the news.


Its for 2012.


So no they will Not hurry.

[Black Dagger]

Its for 2012.


So no they will Not hurry.

Yes they don't need to hurry with ideas but they are just stringing fans along without giving a yes/no answer... I don't expect an answer for a good few weeks yet anyway I'd just like a definative answer shortly.

[Beastie]

That's cool that international people can apply. I don't think USBB (or any US reality show) allows that

Racists.

[Lee.]

Scott! You have to audition! :amazed:

I think you'd be an amazing housemate!!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Im gonna audition and just tell **** loads of lies and act like a complete dick this time as that seems to work for everyone else.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Im gonna audition and just tell **** loads of lies and act like a complete dick this time as that seems to work for everyone else.

OMG imma do that too :amazed:

tell em ive been abducted by aliens and shizz like mary

[Ramsay]

Me and Fowley will

[Stacey.]

Scott you would actually be amazing on it :love:

[Niall]

I'm too young to audition. :sad: But I don't think I'm cut out for BB, I'm not strange enough. Or if I am strange enough, then its the kind of strange the public hate rofl. That and I'd probably wind up getting in a argument with someone and get really upset and walk.

Anywayyyyyy SCOTT OMG audition. You're like the perfect person for the show. :love:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

No, If I did I would just tell them that I hope the producers and housmeates drink bleach and die.. either that or just list ways how I want to die.

[Ninastar]

Im going to! :)

[Saph]

BUMP!

The oldest thread bumped on the final day :)

[exoticrosebud]

im sure i would be an excellent assest !!!

[DJBrianDakers]

I'm actully looking forward to the Big Brother Auditions :)

[karezza]

If anyone gets on BB they should let the forum know & we will vote for you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

then they wouldnt be allowed on

[GabbygalEvs]

scott did u audiotion then wot was it like?

im too shy for all that i cant even bear it when im in a theatre and someone on stage looks at me lol

[Livia]

I might audition... when the next Winter Olympics is held in Hell.

[Bollo]

No, think i'd rather nail my feet to the floor than audition for Big Brother

[kisywisy]

i have always wanted to audition!!! sounds so sad but i would just love love love to be on bb!!! screw the money, it looks like a absolute party from start to finish!!!

i wouldn't get in though. i'm not up for acting like a moron just to be noticed

plus i've got 3 kiddies and getting married next year....although i'd change the date for a place in the house lol


i'd probably be hated too!! i've got a wee bit of a mouth on me if someone winds me up

[kisywisy]

If anyone gets on BB they should let the forum know & we will vote for you.

they should shout TIBB when brian asks them their initial questions before entering the house

[MTVN]

I think it would be horrible to be a member on here and then be a housemate, you'd come back to find loads of people slagging you off :laugh:

[Samuel.]

I might, if I grow some balls. The audition process sounds terrifying.

[MaratSafinForever]

I am planning on auditioning in 2013. I actually believe that I can get in the house.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

imagine if i actually got on big brother the daily star would find all my posts on here and i would have to be put on witness protection or something

[MaratSafinForever]

imagine if i actually got on big brother the daily star would find all my posts on here and i would have to be put on witness protection or something

I think a lot of us are in the same boat.

http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/1011/101156.gif

Imagine if everyone that got chosen were members of this forum and we ended up figuring it out. Aaron fans would gang up on the rest and pick everyone else off one by one.

One can dream....

[thesheriff443]

bigbrother is fools gold!
if they can use you they will!

[flamingGalah!]

As much as I love Big Brother I could never go on it... I couldn't put my poor Mother through seeing all my old shags selling stories to the gutter rags :whistle:

[Vicky.]

I know I would be hated and first out.

I would be arguing with some twat after the first day, there would be get vicky out chants after the first week, I would leave to heavy boos and have a breakdown or something on the stage :bored:

[vesavius]

i might :amazed:

Yeah, I might for the next one. Would be worth a shot... I am sure I can fool the public as well as Aaron with some superfical affectations.

(*make a note to study high school musical, cheesy out of date 'comedy' phrases, and do a home study of passive aggressive control techniques*)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

scott did u audiotion then wot was it like?

im too shy for all that i cant even bear it when im in a theatre and someone on stage looks at me lol

i didnt audition im probably more socially awkward than you

[LaLaLand]

I would if the auditioning wasn't so horrid-sounding. I'm debating it...

[LaLaLand]

Mind you it seems like these days you need to be signed to an agency to even be considered so.

[Vicky.]

I went to the auditions for BB6 (I think it was).

My mate was handpicked out of the queue and offered a fast track pass...and told them to get ****ed as she was only here to keep me and my other friend company and she wouldnt degrade herself by going on the show. me and my other mate were just like.... :o :o :o

We didnt get past the first round, though whether it was because of her attitude or not, we will never know. Was a good day though. But very scary tbh :D

[Locke.]

Wonder how many rounds there is

[Vicky.]

Ask daniellewis. Sure he said he got to the last round this year :suspect:

[Shaun]

I wouldn't merely because it'd destroy your reputation forever.

Plus it seems with the new show you have to have some kind of 'media career' (ie famewhoring), or be a vapid metrosexual arsehole, to get in now anyway.

[vesavius]

...or be a vapid metrosexual arsehole

I can fake vapid!

[Samuel.]

I wouldn't merely because it'd destroy your reputation forever.

Plus it seems with the new show you have to have some kind of 'media career' (ie famewhoring), or be a vapid metrosexual arsehole, to get in now anyway.

Not now when only about a million and a half watch.

[psychtracker]

I wouldn't go in the house for a million quid!

[Ramsay]

I wouldn't go in the house for a million quid!

Ya really would though honestly

[Black Dagger]

I wouldn't go in the house for a million quid!

Then you are silly...

If somebody said to me '1 Million pounds if you participate in Big Brother' I'd do it and probably walk out after three weeks anyway if I hadn't been evicted before then :p.

[alex_front2]

List of people who shouldn't audition ie BB will screw them and try and stop these guys winning


Anyone 30+
Anyone relatively intelligent
Anyone who is middle class
Anyone upper class
Anyone who is a black female
Anyone who dares to play a game on a game show.
Anyone who doesn't want to 'entertain the nation' singing insipid tin foil songs
Anyone who is an ueber BB fan and knows the show inside out

[psychtracker]

Then you are silly...

If somebody said to me '1 Million pounds if you participate in Big Brother' I'd do it and probably walk out after three weeks anyway if I hadn't been evicted before then :p.

Why silly? i genuinely have zero interest displaying myself in public in front of X million people, regardless of the money. In the incredibly unlikely event that either of us would offered a million quid to enter, i can't imagine we'd be able to walk out and collect. :hugesmile: