John 'Hammertime' Stape has done it again [Pic]

[Scarlett.]

Love how the hammer has become the characters signature item
http://i56.tinypic.com/219yw4i.jpg

Past hammertime pics
http://i53.tinypic.com/2n0n4ub.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ch1b84.jpg

[Jords]

Is he gonna kill somebody again? :amazed:

[Scarlett.]

Most likely as Jennie McAlpine said on Twitter that the plot thickens, John returns from hospital later this month :]

He's killed the teddy in that pic xD

[Jords]

Hahahahaah!

[Scarlett.]

LOL, Graeme Hawley followed me on Twitter due to this screenshot xD

[lolajane]

HA ha ha ha ha
I thought there was some news he is gonna murder someone else, by accident of course. Hoping for nosy Clifford from Next door lol

I love the sending up of John like this as well.
I think John as a bumbling murdering fool is brilliant

I can't wait till he comes back. Long live the Stape and him getting away with it.

'Gotta teach, gotta teach, gotta teeeeeach'

[Scarlett.]

Making fun of the storyline helps the viewers realise that it's a black comedy storyline xD

[lolajane]

Imagine his defence lawyer at his trial lol. I don't want him to get caught but it should be comedy gold.

'Yes he did hit Charlotte with a hammer, but I must stress he was only trying to deter her from leaving. The hammer merely slipped out of his hands and that same hammer hit her.

John I really wasn't aiming for her head. The hammer just happened to go in that direction before I could stop.

Defence Lawyer 'You see the hammer was to blame and maybe a bit of gravity.'

Yes, yes he did accidently put his hands over Mrs Warboys mouth, but that was just to calm her down, she was being hysterical, he was worried about her heart, as soon as he realised she was not breathing he took action

John 'I tried to put spray in her mouth several times, the one she uses for her bad heart, but the stuff wasn't strong enough'.

Defence Lawyer. You see I blame the 'so called' medical professional who didn't give her a high enough spray dose, It would certainly of helped her to breath again.


John 'I just wanted to teach.'

:joker:

[bbfan1991]

I wish John would try to kill someone else but completely cocks up and that person ends up battering Mr StapeFishWick to death:joker:.