Katie Price updates [Katie Price having 'difficult pregnancy'.]

[Omah]

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/842261-katie-price-to-pay-thousands-for-more-lip-surgery-to-avoid-duck-look

Katie Price is undergoing a string of painful laser treatments to fix her botched lip job, her cosmetic therapist has revealed.

But it’s not only her face Price is worried about – she also wants another boob job.

Somehow, I think she'll only look worse ..... :joker:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Haven't heard about Katie Price for a while, maybe she thought she was seeping into oblivion and needed a story to get her out there again.

[Omah]

http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/199745-katie-price-parties-while-alex-reid-recovers/

Reid lost out to Tom Watson in a mixed martial arts fight on Saturday at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham.

He put up good performance but lost out on points and ended the evening with a suspected fractured eye-socket.

While he went to hospital to be checked over by doctors Katie went to the Crystal Rivers nightclub in Birmingham.

She spent the night allegedly drinking champagne with family and friends including Dane Bowers and Gary Cockerill.

Price, happily chatted to fans, while her husband was waiting for X-rays and a brain scan, says the Daily Star.

She's all heart ..... :rolleyes

[Omah]

See also :

Katie Price parties while Alex Reid recovers
(http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3816987#post3816987)

[Niamh.]

some things never change then! Peter Andre mark 2!

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/29/jordan-found-guilty-of-driving-rap-115875-22594511/

Katie Price escaped a driving ban yesterday, despite being convicted of not being in control of her 7.5 tonne, £115,000 pink horsebox.

The multi-millionaire ex-glamour model was fined £1,650 and given three penalty points after a court heard two police officers saw her swerving into an outside lane on a dual carriageway while using a mobile phone.

Price, aka Jordan, desperately tried to avoid being convicted as she faces two further outstanding motoring charges and is now just two points away from an automatic, six-month driving ban.

I'll bet the cops can't wait for her to get on the road again in one of her TOTR vehicles ..... ;)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1315940/Katie-Price-blames-female-careless-driving-manoeuvre.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

At the wheel was glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan, and beside her was her cage-fighter husband Alex Reid. Two friends and four ‘very excited children’ – two of the friends’ and two of Miss Price’s – were in the back.

But the trip came to a sudden end on a dual carriageway in West Sussex when two police officers thought they saw her using a mobile phone while driving.

Yesterday, at a magistrates’ court hearing, the former Page 3 model robustly denied using her pink, jewel-encrusted ‘blingy’ phone at the wheel on that February day.

Explaining why the truck may have swerved as the police patrol followed it along the A23 near Bolney, Miss Price, dressed entirely in black from her hairband to her five-inch stiletto heels, said: ‘I’m a typical woman driver. It’s a massive great lorry and I just wasn’t used to driving it.’

She's just totally irresponsible ..... :mad:

[arista]

Yes she is in the Wrong , here.

[Angus]

She's such an arrogant cow, she thinks she can get away with anything.

[Omah]

Katie Price gets back behind the wheel (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1316241/Katie-Price-gets-wheel-day-driving-conviction--leaves-pink-horsebox-home.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

The glamour model, 32, drove to her local Sainsbury's accompanied by husband Alex Reid - but this time she was at the wheel of the family Range Rover (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/29/article-0-0B670411000005DC-554_468x394.jpg) rather than the pink horsebox she was pulled over in by police in February.

Alex don't look 'appy ..... :(

[Omah]

http://www.people.co.uk/celebs-tv/celebrities/2010/10/02/jordan-in-happy-slap-egg-attack-102039-22604203/

KATIE Price and her mum were shaken and *upset last night after being *attacked by a gang in an *apparent “happy-slapping” *outside an Indian restaurant.

The glamour model Jordan, her *husband Alex and mum Amy were leaving the curry house when a mob of youths pelted them with eggs and other missiles.

The gang are believed to have taken photos of Katie, 32, and her family as they reeled in shock from the bombardment.

I'm surprised that it doesn't happen more often .....


Fearful Katie urgently phoned *police and five officers arrived minutes later.

Would FIVE officers turn up for anyone else ?

[Omah]

http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/200744-katie-price-may-axe-her-lawyer-over-possible-driving-ban/


Sources told a Sunday newspaper that the former glamour model is set to fire celebrity lawyer Nick Freeman.

The lawyer, who charges £10,000 per day, is known as Mr Loophole for his ability to get his clients off charges on procedural errors.

However, Freeman was unable to help Price escape a recent charge of not being in control of her giant pink horsebox.

Katie was fined £1,000 and given three points on her licence, taking her total to ten and she faces two further motoring charges.

She faces a speeding allegation in the court next week and she could lose her licence if she is convicted.

A source told the Daily Star Sunday that Katie was thinking of ditching her lawyer and representing herself.

That's a ban for sure then ..... :joker:

[Omah]

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/842837-katie-price-and-peter-andre-set-for-court-battle

Peter is seeking an injunction to stop Katie repeating the accusations about his private life.

He also wants damages for what he claims were defamatory statements from the glamour model.

It is believed the case will centre on allegations that Peter cheated on his then wife - something he denies - and that the reasons for their bitter split will emerge during this week's hearing.

Both Peter and Katie are expected to testify during the case and the two sides are also said to have lined up celebrities and family members as witnesses.

Could be juicy, Lucy ..... ;)

[BB_Eye]

Karma's a bitch

[Omen]

"Mr Loophole @ £10k a day couldn't get me off"

[Harry!]

Ha ha :laugh3:

[Omen]

Horsesh't! Probably somebody threw an egg at her. She makes her money selling this horse manure to the tabloids.

[Omah]

to fend off angry Peter Andre fans (http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_katie-price-advised-to-increase-security-to-fend-off-angry-peter-andre-fans_1448500)

The former husband and wife are set to go head to head in a bitter court showdown.

Kate's team apparently fears she will be targeted when she testifies against Andre at London's high court this week.

Of that I have no doubt ..... :eek:

[M X]

Your being quite rude about her.

[Omah]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1319479/Katie-Price-covers-face-Gucci-bag-wheel-horsebox.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Katie Price covers her face with her Gucci bag at the wheel of her horsebox (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/11/article-1319479-0B8E913E000005DC-854_468x532.jpg)


The glamour model appeared to throw road safety out of the window by holding her large Gucci bag in front of her face as she sat behind the wheel of her pink horse box near her new Sussex home yesterday.

The mother-of-three's questionable behaviour in the driving seat comes ahead of her court appearance tomorrow, where she faces a charge of speeding.

Tut, tut ..... :rolleyes:

[Omah]

Katie – BlackBerry clamped to her ear – used one hand to steer as she arrived at a theatre.

Her cage-fighter husband Alex Reid threw his hands across the windscreen to try to shield her.

They should bang her up for a month or two ..... :mad

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/10/16/katie-price-uses-mobile-phone-at-wheel-again-115875-22639826/#ixzz12YyViWk5

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3183455/Katie-Price-talks-on-her-phone-while-driving.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1321073/Katie-Price-risks-driving-ban-strikes-photographer-phone-wheel.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

[Omen]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2010/5/1/sm-only-katie-price-pic-xposure-525833577.jpg

Get a fookin' hands-free set you muppet!

It's been my observation women do more of this sort of thing.

[Omah]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/158746/Jordan-in-fight-seat-diva-strop/

KATIE Price threw a diva strop when she and husband Alex Reid were refused VIP fight seats.

Katie, 32, and Alex, 35, were told by Ultimate Fighting Championship organisers that they had not been invited and would have to find their own seats.

But prima donna Katie kicked off after hearing that real A-listers Jude Law, 37, Robert Downey Jr, 45, and Guy Ritchie, 42, were in the prime seats.

And Alex reportedly threatened to break photographers’ cameras if they came anywhere near him and his wife.

The model’s Saturday night then got even worse as she was jeered at a nightclub. Crowds of drunken lads gave the glamour girl hell over her plastic-looking face.

They were making duck noises as a furious Katie was ushered into the No5 Cavendish Square club in London’s West End.

:laugh3:

[arista]

"They were making duck noises
as a furious Katie was ushered
into the No5 Cavendish Square club in London’s West End."


Yes Good One

[BB_Eye]

Hard to believe Alex would do something like that, but fame does go to people's heads as they say.

[M X]

That's a bit harsh.

[Smithy]

shes coming here on friday ;o

[Jessica.]

:laugh3: Quack!

[Omah]

shes coming here on friday ;o

What "here" ?

TiBB or somewhere near where you live ?

:conf:

[Crimson Dynamo]

haha

[Omah]

:laugh3: Quack!

I think people should throw stale bread at her, too ..... :joker:

[InOne]

She must be deluded if she thinks they'd get seats over Jude Law or Guy Ritchie lol

[Jessica.]

I think people should throw stale bread at her, too ..... :joker:

:laugh3: :laugh3: They shouldn't get their fingers too close though, she could snap at any time!

[Omah]

Katie Price and husband Alex Reid's relationship in crisis

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/10/24/katie-price-and-husband-alex-reid-s-relationship-in-crisis-115875-22655000/

Katie's stormy relationship with husband Alex Reid is in crisis... she's been hiding in her bedroom telling him: "Text me if you want anything."

The troubled model spends hours in her purple suite and has been searching the internet for news of Peter Andre. Katie regularly texts him, often at night. The messages veer from declarations of love to hostility.

She's lost the plot ..... :joker:

[Omah]

http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=60138

When Katie Price, a.k.a glamour model, Jordon, flew to America to see her dentist recently, it was to have her teeth veneers fixed because they had become loose, and it was not the first time it had happened. Her Dentist in LA told her it was because she was clenching and grinding her teeth whilst sleeping. Katie, known for her hectic and stressful lifestyle suffers from a little known condition called `bruxism` which is the medical term for teeth clenching and grinding. Bruxism is thought to be caused by stress and it can wreak havoc with teeth and dental work. It can also cause other problems such as headaches and jaw joint pain.

:eek:

[Harry!]

http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cheese_fail.jpg

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-22656734/

Now, in the first of the Mirror's exclusive excerpts from her searingly honest new autobiography, You Only Live Once, 32-yearold Katie Price reveals the trauma of failing to conceive with new husband Alex Reid.

'If we aren't successful in our attempts then we will adopt.'

Dear God, nooooo !!!!!

:eek:

Pity the poor child ..... :sad:

[Omah]

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/katie-price-wants-to-create-life-after-death_1176461

Katie Price has revealed she told her husband Alex Reid to use the embryos from their IVF treatment even if she dies because she wants ''Mini -Mes''.

:nono:

[Jordan.]

Such a crisis.

[Harry!]

Fail.

[Jordan.]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2010/0/3/tv-14-07-10-image-5-213584739.jpg

[Omah]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2010/0/3/tv-14-07-10-image-5-213584739.jpg

:yuk:

KP Lip Kit (http://images.asadart.com/sources/net/adultcostumes/images/products/FA86.jpg)

:amazed:

[MeMyselfAndI]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jul2010/0/3/tv-14-07-10-image-5-213584739.jpg

:love:

[Jayson]

omg imma call Oprah.

[Omah]

http://celebrity.aol.co.uk/2010/10/28/ive-given-up-botox-katie-price/

Speaking on This Morning, she said: "I haven't had Botox for ages and you can actually see wrinkles on me for once!"

Blimey, what next ? Religion ?

:rolleyes:

[Omah]

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2010/11/01/katie-price-i-d-like-to-make-jordan-the-movie-97319-27576577/#ixzz141VunqKi

Suffering from flu and wearing a furry black jacket, black beret, bronze studded strapless black top, black fitted trousers and brown suede boots, Katie revealed she wanted to make a movie of her life.

“I’d like to do a film all about my life,” she said. “It would be based on my books.”

We wait with bated breath ..... :rolleyes:

[Captain.Remy]

Sounds like Woody Allen must start worrying then, I can definitely see her movie being one classic piece of art that'll be remembered in a decade. Watch out Hitchcock, she's coming !

[Niamh.]

Based on her books? all 742 of them!

[Legend killer]

No Thanks!!!

[Ammi]

Oh Lord - all that Jordan merchandise and perhaps even Jordan's World at Disneyland :bawling:

[Beastie]

I would watch it.

[joeysteele]

Based on her books? all 742 of them!


:joker::joker: hilarious comment, and she's writing another one?

[Niamh.]

:joker::joker: hilarious comment, and she's writing another one?

Oh Joy:rolleyes:

[Patrick]

Suffering from flu and wearing a furry black jacket, black beret, bronze studded strapless black top, black fitted trousers and brown suede boots...

Oh boo hoo she's got the sniffles :rolleyes:

And who the ****** cares what she's wearing?
:joker:

[M X]

I'm 99.9% sure it would flop.

[Jordan.]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/birmmail/nov2010/1/9/katie-price-799730039.jpg

:shocked: I hope thats a wig. She looks awful back blonde.

[Omah]

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/birmmail/nov2010/1/9/katie-price-799730039.jpg

:shocked: I hope thats a wig. She looks awful back blonde.

KATIE Price fan 15-year-old Abi Lindsay met her idol face to face after her her mum won a competition in the Birmingham Mail.

Abi thought Katie’s decision to change her hair colour to blonde was a sign she might be expecting a baby with new husband, cagefighter Alex Reid.

She said: “She put it in her autobiography that when she’s pregnant she usually likes to go blonde.

Well, if it's in Jordan's "autobiography" then it must be true ..... :rolleyes:

[Twilight]

She looks awful all the time anyway.

[Mrluvaluva]

Surely once all the uninteresting parts were edited out, it would be one of the shortest films in history?

[Stacey.]

She's nice looking :love: And I'd watch it.

[Legend killer]

The only thing i have ever watched of Katie Price's is her sextape and even that dissapointed me

[Omah]

..... for ‘crazy car antics’ outside UK theatre

http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_katie-price-could-be-jailed-for-crazy-car-antics-outside-uk-theatre_1463073

She is facing a possible dangerous driving charge after reportedly sending photographers flying as she rolled up with hubby Alex Reid, 35, to see best pal Michelle Heaton on stage at Hawth Theatre in Crawley, Sussex.

The snappers claim she drove her car along a pavement to get away after they’d snapped her using her mobile phone at the wheel, reports the Daily Star.

Police have served Kate, 32, with a legal notice asking her to confirm she was driving the car at the time.

The offence carries a maximum sentence of two years in jail, an unlimited fine and minimum one year driving ban.

Blimey, not another offence - they should take her licence away and lock her up ..... :eek:

['Conor]

hope she goes to jail haha

[Tom]

hope she goes to jail haha

She'd still make a TV show out of it and it would give her material for her 84th ghost written 'auto'biography

I think she should go to jail, not just for the offences but going to see Michelle Heaton :eek:

[honeydew]

She'd still make a TV show out of it and it would give her material for her 84th ghost written 'auto'biography

I think she should go to jail, not just for the offences but going to see Michelle Heaton :eek:

haha could not have agreed with you more. Michelle Heaton...:yuk:

[Smithy]

My Aunt saw her yesterday in the car park!!

[Mrluvaluva]

My Aunt saw her yesterday in the car park!!

Really? Peter Andre was in my Asda today.

[Smithy]

Really? Peter Andre was in my Asda today.

Yea, she was at a book signing in our town, and she was in the same car park :joker:

[Harry!]

Boy you do like posting about Katie Price...

[Omah]

Boy you do like posting about Katie Price...

No, I don't .....

[Harry!]

No, I don't .....

Yes, you do....

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=68

[Omah]

As she sat in the front seat with husband Alex Reid, Katie was photographed talking on her mobile phone (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/16/article-1321073-0BA2BA53000005DC-718_468x286.jpg) as she pulled up outside the venue.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1327291/Katie-Price-faces-year-jail-sentence-dangerous-driving-allegations.html?ito=feeds-newsxml#ixzz14YCEs6bM

[Omah]

Yes, you do....

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=68

No, I don't ..... it's a public service that I reluctantly perform

[Omah]

A source told Closer magazine: "Alex has put up with a lot from Jordan, but things have got so bad that he has finally snapped.

"He told her he can't take the stress of her mood swings and the pressure for her to get pregnant, and needs some time apart.

"He thinks the only way the marriage can survive is if he stays with family or friends for two nights a week to give them both breathing space."

Another alleged insider added: "Jordan was a bit stunned that Alex has finally stuck up for himself."

http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/207957-alex-reid-wants-time-apart-from-katie-price/

Reid might find that two days is not enough ..... :bigsmile:

[Niamh.]

http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/207957-alex-reid-wants-time-apart-from-katie-price/

Reid might find that two days is not enough ..... :bigsmile:

pressure for her to get pregnant? yeah cos bringing a new baby into it, is really going to help

[Jordan.]

I dont be believe anything wrote about these two, its always BS.

[Niamh.]

I dont be believe anything wrote about these two, its always BS.

probably, I wouldn't be surprised if katie leaks these stories herself to try and generate some interest in her

[Angus]

Trout Pout and Thick Dick - definitely a marriage of convenience for them both. She is so eaten up with jealousy because her career has nosedived:laugh:

[Omah]

probably, I wouldn't be surprised if katie leaks these stories herself to try and generate some interest in her

Nor would I ..... ;)

[fruit_cake]

I think she wants Pete back, she's bored of bossing Alex around and realised what she's lost but now its too late

[Crimson Dynamo]

she will never be happy as she hates her self

and she has good reason to

[Zippy]

she will never be happy as she hates her self

and she has good reason to

LOL. Thats actually true.

Has their relationship never not been in crisis? Same stories from day one.

[Jamietwo]

alex reid could sit on my face, jordan don't deserve him she's just some chavvy baby mama with a ridiculous set of fake tits she don't even sing or nothing and you can imagine the state of her lamba channy after that lump harvey came out of it

[InOne]

Would anyone actually care if they died?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Not surprised. she treats him like she treated Peter. It's all about her and is a bit cold. As shown in big brother Alex is quite a nice guy

[Zippy]

Not surprised. she treats him like she treated Peter. It's all about her and is a bit cold. As shown in big brother Alex is quite a nice guy

Some guys like to be dominated. Peter did until his desire for his own musical success got the better of him and he knew he would only get it by dumping her.

[Mystic Mock]

i hate both and i think both are as bad as each other.

[Kerry]

Media fodder. Just waiting for the reports that she and Pete have got back together. I like him though so I'll lose all respect if he takes her back

[Miss Ivy Balls]

alex reid could sit on my face, jordan don't deserve him she's just some chavvy baby mama with a ridiculous set of fake tits she don't even sing or nothing and you can imagine the state of her lamba channy after that lump harvey came out of it

Sorry? What an insulting and offensive thing to say.



Would anyone actually care if they died?

Yes. I wouldn't want anyone to die.

[Mystic Mock]

Would anyone actually care if they died?

of course people would ( myself included),afterall people forgave jade goody after she died.

[Zippy]

Media fodder. Just waiting for the reports that she and Pete have got back together. I like him though so I'll lose all respect if he takes her back

She's actually too good for that slimeball golddigger!

What a smarmy phoney twat he is. Totally used her.

[Omah]

of course people would ( myself included),afterall people forgave jade goody after she died.

Not me ..... :nono:

[Omah]

Media fodder. Just waiting for the reports that she and Pete have got back together. I like him though so I'll lose all respect if he takes her back

http://foreign.peacefmonline.com/entertainment/201011/103606.php

In a sensational U-turn they've planned a secret meeting to rebuild their friendship for the sake of their children.

‘Katie wants to meet Pete over the festive season and it's in the planning stage,' reveals our source.

‘Not only will it be great for the kids to see them as a family but it'll give her an opportunity to thrash out what went wrong in their marriage.

‘She's never been able to put her side across to him before, which is why she's so keen for it to happen. She's always wanted a heart-to-heart.'

[Omah]

Model Katie Price has decided to discontinue her in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment after two failed attempts.

Price, also known as Jordan, and her cage-fighter husband Alex Reid are desperate for a child.

"I've tried it twice, it didn't work but now I'm going to let my body have a rest. It's quite a struggle and everything on your body. You have to go through quite a lot," femalefirst quoted her as saying.

Read more: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hollywood/news-interviews/Katie-Price-to-discontinue-IVF-treatment/articleshow/6953757.cms#ixzz15yTXU2jj

TFFT - a Price/Reid progeny is not what the world needs right now .... :rolleyes:

[InOne]

Why do you post this shyte?

[Omah]

Why do you post this shyte?

Pardon ?

:puzzled:

ISTM that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ..... ;)

[Angus]

Anything that stops this vile woman and her neanderthal OH from breeding is a good thing. At least we're spared the inevitable money making photoshoots in Hello and OK that any new offspring would offer her!

[Kerry]

Anything that stops this vile woman and her neanderthal OH from breeding is a good thing. At least we're spared the inevitable money making photoshoots in Hello and OK that any new offspring would offer her!

She'll just buy some like she buys her body

[arista]

Speaking of Jordan
Matt Wright is Angry this morning as Jordan is to Special Guest Edit
Radio 4 Today show
in the New Year
he claims the BBC are doing it to get Cheap Publicity - which Radio 4
does not need.

[Omah]

Katie Price was given a six-month driving ban yesterday after she was clocked speeding at 83mph in her Land Rover.

The former glamour model, formerly known as Jordan, was fined £1,000 and given three penalty points after she admitted breaking a 70mph limit on the A23 in Pyecombe, Sussex on December 10 last year.

This took her over the 12-point limit and brought an automatic six-month driving ban which will leave her family life in chaos.

Handing down the penalty in her absence at Crawley Magistrates Court, Deputy District Judge Ken Goldspring said: 'That makes her a ‘totter’.

'She’s received 12 or more points and so as of today she is banned from driving for six months.'

It's about time that Jordan was taken off the road, but what's the betting that she'll get caught breaking the driving laws again while banned ?



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334758/Katie-Price-receives-month-driving-ban-speeding.html#ixzz16tCt66a7

[Pyramid*]

Not before bliddy time either..... fed up with celebrities getting away with all sorts of things that us 'mere mortals' don't.

Totally agree that she'll be behind a wheel again, she's listens to know one and I doubt she'll change for the law.

Odious woman.

[Stacey.]

I swear all you ever post about is Katie Price and Peter Andre :/

[Omah]

I swear all you ever post about is Katie Price and Peter Andre :/

Well, you're wrong ..... :pat:

[Jordan.]

Good, she nearly hit me the other day in that beast of a Land Rover.

[Omah]

Good, she nearly hit me the other day in that beast of a Land Rover.

This (http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/katie_price_250909/jordan_2588593.jpg) is it .... :eek

[Callum]

Love how she's blaming the paparazzi for this :rolleyes:

[Pyramid*]

I swear all you ever post about is Katie Price and Peter Andre :/

Well, you're wrong ..... :pat:


checks out Omah's last 25 posts and confirms you are wrong ! :pat:

She's blaming the paps for getting the 3 points.... reaching her max points and ban level. I suppose the points she previously totted up weren't her fault either !! :rolleyes:

Glad to see the judge told her that since she courts the press, she can't really complain when the catch her out and it's not in her favour!! :joker:

[Omah]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a291080/katie-price-hiv-retweet-sparks-anger.html

Katie Price has sparked controversy by repeating a message on Twitter that she should make up false claims about journalists.

The 32-year-old 'retweeted' a fan's suggestion that she should "start writing" that News of The World showbiz journalist Dan Wootton "has HIV" and that the Daily Star's Gemma Wheatley "has crabs".

http://www.heatworld.com/Celeb-News/2010/12/Katie-Price-The-most-inappropriate-woman-on-earth/

The timing of this faux pas could not be any worse, with Worlds Aids Day being only yesterday and countless other celebrities pledging their support to the cause.

She may be rich, but she's not very bright ..... :rolleyes:

[Omah]

The rumours have been swirling like a blizzard for months now - and Katie Price and Alex Reid are doing little to disprove that relations between them are icy.

Katie Price has fled frozen Britain for the warmth of Los Angeles - leaving husband Alex home alone in the sub-zero temperatures.

Perhaps the couple just need some time apart after both being snowed in at Katie's Sussex mansion last week.

The glamour model and business woman was forced to reschedule perfume signings in Staines and Kingston as a result of the arctic weather.

But the pair haven't been seen together in public in weeks.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1337056/Katie-Price-flies-Los-Angeles-Alex-Reid-tries-hard-look-happy-Z-list-party-ondon.html#ixzz17bpqWGUc

I'd never noticed before that Reid had such sloping shoulders .....

[fruit_cake]

Seems to me that she wants someone she can boss around, then when they wise up to it and stand up to her she gets rid of them and moves in the next dimwit :sleep::sleep:

Peter Andre is better of without her, he's a nice bloke if a bit loopy from time to time...typical piscean IMO... never liked Alex

[Ammi]

Trout Pout and Thick Dick - definitely a marriage of convenience for them both. She is so eaten up with jealousy because her career has nosedived:laugh:

:joker::joker::joker:

[InOne]

Nobody cares about them Omah :bored:

[Omah]

or she will complain to OFCOM. (http://swns.com/katie-price-gives-channel-4-until-5pm-to-apologise-for-frankie-boyle-slur-091635.html)

OOO-ER !!!!!

:eek:

[Tom4784]

She's only using this to be shown in a positive light for once, there's nothing she wouldn't do for attention. You know what to expect from Frankie Boyle really, it's just fame hungry *****s trying to use them to their advantage.

[Pyramid*]

I can't stand the woman, but in fairness to her: if it were my child, I'd be doing the same, it's really not on.

[Mr XcX]

Katie Price is a FAKE COW!

So she should shut her plastic botoxed mouth!!!

[Patrick]

UMFG!!!

Because Channel 4 have never went up against Ofcom before :rolleyes:

I bet this chavy ***** didn't know what it was until this morning when she googled 'How to complain about the crap on the telly ????????'

[Niamh.]

I don't like Katie Price at all but that's pretty low, I don't blame her one bit for being so angry

[Omah]

I can't stand the woman, but in fairness to her: if it were my child, I'd be doing the same, it's really not on.

I don't like Katie Price at all but that's pretty low, I don't blame her one bit for being so angry

Yeah, I detest Pwicey - her own treatment of Harvey is hardly commendable, but for strangers to use a vulnerable child as an object of sexual suggestion is appalling ..... :mad:

[Scarlett.]

Frankie Boyle has gone from being a mildly offensive but funny comedian to being an unfunny offensive knob - I don't blame Katie tbh, I've never liked her but what Frankie said is disgusting

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I don't blame her.

Disgusting.

Have they made an apology?

[Tom4784]

I hope they don't apologise, Frankie's sense of humour is shocking and offensive but Jordan can't act the martyr when she's paraded Harvey around on all sorts of programs looking for an ounce of sympathy whenever she can. I feel sorry for Harvey but She's just doing it for the publicity.

Her children wouldn't have been targets if she didn't insist on throwing them under the public glare every opportunity she gets.

[Jack_]

Haven't heard much about this, what was the joke?

Though I imagine my opinion will be same as it is now, without having heard anything, it's just a joke, lighten up love...

[Omah]

Haven't heard much about this, what was the joke?

Though I imagine my opinion will be same as it is now, without having heard anything, it's just a joke, lighten up love...

On Tuesday night’s episode of Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights, the Scottish comedian made an outrageous sexual assault-related joke about Price’s eight-year-old son Harvey.

The 38-year-old said: “I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter – she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from ******ing her.”

http://swns.com/katie-price-gives-channel-4-until-5pm-to-apologise-for-frankie-boyle-slur-091635.html

[Shaun]

Frankie Boyle has gone from being a mildly offensive but funny comedian to being an unfunny offensive knob - I don't blame Katie tbh, I've never liked her but what Frankie said is disgusting

Have to agree...all he's famous for is saying harsh, outrageous things.
-is just against him here because his new show is DIABOLICAL.-

[Jack_]

http://swns.com/katie-price-gives-channel-4-until-5pm-to-apologise-for-frankie-boyle-slur-091635.html

:joker:

Not as bad as I was expecting actually, but then again not as funny as I was expecting. Still, it's only a joke...

[Shasown]

Haven't heard much about this, what was the joke?

Though I imagine my opinion will be same as it is now, without having heard anything, it's just a joke, lighten up love...

"Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey - eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him."

"I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from ********** her..."


According to the papers

[Tom4784]

Have to agree...all he's famous for is saying harsh, outrageous things.
-is just against him here because his new show is DIABOLICAL.-

The new show is terrible, his new DVD is hilarious though.

[Tom]

When you're a comedian and you need to get laughs by shocking people you know you've passed it. But that doesn't detract from the court case line :laugh2:

[Omah]

OUTRAGED model Katie Price lodged an official complaint with Ofcom last night over Frankie Boyle’s “jokes” about her disabled son Harvey.

She took her case to the media watchdog after Channel 4 failed issue an official apology before a 5pm deadline set by her lawyer, Mark Bateman.

He filed papers with Ofcom alleging the broadcaster and Boyle’s comments about the eight-year-old boy had breached the “harm and offence” clause of the Broadcasting Code.

O-oh ..... :o

Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/216607/Katie-calls-in-the-TV-watchdog-over-Boyle-s-cruel-gag/Katie-calls-in-the-TV-watchdog-over-Boyle-s-cruel-gag#ixzz17fvjKO2s

[Miss Ivy Balls]

:joker:

Not as bad as I was expecting actually, but then again not as funny as I was expecting. Still, it's only a joke...

And he's crossed the line.

You can't excuse it because it's a joke.

[Jessica.]

:shocked:

[Omah]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5iW-cxYXV9GTWVtqO81jtM9GCt2DQ?docId=N00770112919847872 65A

Broadcasting watchdog Ofcom has launched an investigation into Frankie Boyle's show after Katie Price complained about a joke he made about her disabled son.

Katie accused the comic of being a "bully" after he made comments about her son Harvey, who suffers from septo-optic dysplasia and autism, on his show Tramadol Nights.

A spokesman for Ofcom said: "We can confirm that we have received a complaint from Katie Price."

They went on: "Having considered this and other viewers' concerns, we have now launched an investigation into the show."

Good!

:thumbs:

[Niamh.]

Yeah, I detest Pwicey - her own treatment of Harvey is hardly commendable, but for strangers to use a vulnerable child as an object of sexual suggestion is appalling ..... :mad:

How do you mean her own treatment of Harvey? I always thought she very good with him, he must be very hard work

[Vicky.]

How do you mean her own treatment of Harvey? I always thought she very good with him, he must be very hard work

She parades him round like a show dog, not a child :bored:

[Niamh.]

Haven't heard much about this, what was the joke?

Though I imagine my opinion will be same as it is now, without having heard anything, it's just a joke, lighten up love...

Oh really??? So people making comments about Katie Waissels chin is disgusting but joking about a disabled child raping his mother is funny?? I have to say jack your logic is all messed up.

[Tom]

She parades him round like a show dog, not a child :bored:

If you never saw him with her I bet you'd be moaning shes a crap mum because he's never with her

I can't stand the woman but she does deserve some credit for being a good mum.

[Vicky.]

Oh really??? So people making comments about Katie Waissels chin is disgusting but joking about a disabled child raping his mother is funny?? I have to say jack your logic is all messed up.

Gotta agree with this :laugh:

I do think a line has been crossed with the '****ing' joke, the first one could be classed as sick humour or something I guess. That said, I do think katie is just looking for sympathy/headlines here, I doubt shes as outraged as she makes out.

[Vicky.]

If you never saw him with her I bet you'd be moaning shes a crap mum because he's never with her

I can't stand the woman but she does deserve some credit for being a good mum.

Nope, rarely see the others...always seems to be harvey. Not saying shes a crap mum but if you throw your child into the public eye, things like this will happen...rightly or wrongly.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I can't believe some people on her.

Unbelievable.

You hardly see Harvey. Even in her ITV shows you don't see him much.

People might not like Katie, but don't go about insinuating she's a bad mother. All Katie has done, if anything in regards to press with Harvey, is to raise awareness.

[Niamh.]

If you never saw him with her I bet you'd be moaning shes a crap mum because he's never with her

I can't stand the woman but she does deserve some credit for being a good mum.

I dislike her as well but I always thought she was a very good mother and always seemed fantastic with harvey especially, another celeb would have had him in care as he does seem hard to handle

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Nope, rarely see the others...always seems to be harvey. Not saying shes a crap mum but if you throw your child into the public eye, things like this will happen...rightly or wrongly.


The other two children are seen more on her show from what I've seen.

[Vicky.]

I can't believe some people on her.

Unbelievable.

You hardly see Harvey. Even in her ITV shows you don't see him much.

People might not like Katie, but don't go about insinuating she's a bad mother. All Katie has done, if anything in regards to press with Harvey, is to raise awareness.

Never insinuated that shes a bad mother at all. Some people need to get the **** down from their high horses.

What I was saying is that if you put your child as firmly in the public eye as she does, expect some trouble. She should know that given her previous experience with the media and that.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I dislike her as well but I always thought she was a very good mother and always seemed fantastic with harvey especially, another celeb would have had him in care as he does seem hard to handle

I think hard is probably an under-statement.

[Vicky.]

The other two children are seen more on her show from what I've seen.

I dont watch her show as such, but all photos etc seem to be of her and Harvey, others not in sight. Then again I dont pretend to be an expert on Katie price, the woman is nothing to me tbh.

[Niamh.]

Gotta agree with this :laugh:

I do think a line has been crossed with the '****ing' joke, the first one could be classed as sick humour or something I guess. That said, I do think katie is just looking for sympathy/headlines here, I doubt shes as outraged as she makes out.

I think you're very wrong there Vicky, any mother would be as angry and do the same tbh Her anger is very understandable and very justified.

[Tom]

Never insinuated that shes a bad mother at all. Some people need to get the **** down from their high horses.

What I was saying is that if you put your child as firmly in the public eye as she does, expect some trouble. She should know that given her previous experience with the media and that.

So what should she do then, just leave him at home and never be seen out in public with him? Theres always going to be interest in celebrities children especially when there is a disability involved. Her other kids are seen out more than he is esp with Peter, but you're only picking up on him?

[Pyramid*]

I dislike her as well but I always thought she was a very good mother and always seemed fantastic with harvey especially, another celeb would have had him in care as he does seem hard to handle

I agree. Ultimately, whether Harvey is put in the public spotlight at times by Katie herself, it is irrelevant. It still does not give anyone the right to mock and ridicule a child who has severe physical and mental impairment ..... anyone who thinks, " Get over yourselves, it was a joke", needs to ask themselves how they would feel if it was their own child being mocked.... for what...... people to laugh at them? He wasn't offering an opinion -he was mocking the child's disbilities.

Whatever way you look at it, it's not black humour, it's not sick humour - it's disgraceful. Harvey is not in the position to reply or defend himself but that doesn't mean he should be made the butt of jokes..

Let's put it this way: how many comedians would makes jokes about the victim of a paedophile? None in their right minds. It's in the same bracket as far as I'm concerned. :mad::mad:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I've never understood the hate Katie has got anyway, but that is just me.

I seem to see the good in the celebrities that most people hate.

[Vicky.]

So what should she do then, just leave him at home and never be seen out in public with him? Theres always going to be interest in celebrities children especially when there is a disability involved. Her other kids are seen out more than he is esp with Peter, but you're only picking up on him?

I'm picking on noone.

Jesus this is as bad as trying to say something slightly negative about Saint Cole.

All I am saying is if you put your kids in the spotlight as often as she does, expect backlash. And from what I have seen...it always seems to be Harvey. Forgive me if I havent studied every photo that she/the kids are in :laugh:

[Vicky.]

Let's put it this way: how many comedians would makes jokes about the victim of a paedophile? None in their right minds. It's in the same bracket as far as I'm concerned. :mad::mad:

A few do though...

Just saying :whistle:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I agree. Ultimately, whether Harvey is put in the public spotlight at times by Katie herself, still does not give anyone the right to mock and ridicule a child who has severe physical and mental impairment ..... anyone who think's " Get over yourselves, it was a joke", needs to ask themselves how they would feel if it was their own child being mocked.... for what...... people to laugh at them? He wasn't offering an opinion -he was mocking the child's disbilities.

Whatever way you look at it, it's not black humour, it's not sick humour - it's disgraceful. Harvey is not in the position to reply or defend himself but that doesn't mean he should be made the butt of jokes..

Let's put it this way: how many comedians would makes jokes about the victim of a paedophile? None in their right minds. It's in the same bracket as far as I'm concerned. :mad::mad:

Agree.

I've lost respect for a couple of people in this thread.

The 'it was clearly a joke' doesn't wash when it comes to this type of stuff. That's just an excuse for someone to be vile and disgusting.

[Vicky.]

I think you're very wrong there Vicky, any mother would be as angry and do the same tbh Her anger is very understandable and very justified.

Well again, forgive me for being a bit skeptical about someone who has craves attention and made a living out of being in the headlines ;)

[Pyramid*]

A few do though...

Just saying :whistle:

They might, but I am absolutely sure that being the case, the parents of the victim, the butt of the jokes, would be as equally appalled.

[Vicky.]

They might, but I am absolutely sure that being the case, the parents of the victim, the butt of the jokes, would be as equally appalled.

Indeed.

Some things should not be joked about. But a lot of comedians seem to rely on shock tactics :/

[Niamh.]

Well again, forgive me for being a bit skeptical about someone who has craves attention and made a living out of being in the headlines ;)

I know that and that's the very reason I dislike her, but besides being a media ***** she is also a mother, I mean think about it yourself, if something like that was said about one of your step kids, you'd be livid wouldn't you? It's that whole protective thing kicking in, just cos she likes being in the spotlight doesn't mean she doesn't have that like every other parent

[Tom]

I'm picking on noone.

Jesus this is as bad as trying to say something slightly negative about Saint Cole.

All I am saying is if you put your kids in the spotlight as often as she does, expect backlash. And from what I have seen...it always seems to be Harvey. Forgive me if I havent studied every photo that she/the kids are in :laugh:

you said she parades him around like a dog show probably because she has the cheek to be seen with him public

[Vicky.]

I know that and that's the very reason I dislike her, but besides being a media ***** she is also a mother, I mean think about it yourself, if something like that was said about one of your step kids, you'd be livid wouldn't you? It's that whole protective thing kicking in, just cos she likes being in the spotlight doesn't mean she doesn't have that like every other parent

Yup...I know.

I just the fact that it had to go to the papers...thats all ;)

I demand a public apology otherwise I will take action...if she was really as outraged as she wants us to believe, she would be taking action anyway.

[Vicky.]

you said she parades him around like a dog show probably because she has the cheek to be seen with him public

She does parade him round like a show dog. From what I have seen. In my opinion. That some people obviously can't handle :)

[Z]

Well I think it's fair enough that the story's been reported in the papers, if anything it's setting an example of Frankie Boyle for making distasteful comments and putting a limit on what comedians can say, I'm a fan of his but that isn't funny and should never have been said. Katie Price is infamous for being a media *****, yes, but that doesn't make Frankie Boyle's comments any more or less acceptable.

[Vicky.]

I dont even know who Frankie Boyle is...I think i must have been living under a rock :eek:

[Niamh.]

Yup...I know.

I just the fact that it had to go to the papers...thats all ;)

I demand a public apology otherwise I will take action...if she was really as outraged as she wants us to believe, she would be taking action anyway.

yeah but what action will ofcom take? probably just make him apologise anyway!

What they should do is make him work with disabled kids like Harvey for a week and see if he's full of jokes about them then!

[Vicky.]

yeah but what action will ofcom take? probably just make him apologise anyway!


Haha good point. TBF offcom seem pretty useless in every situation :laugh2:

[arista]

I hope they don't apologise, Frankie's sense of humour is shocking and offensive but Jordan can't act the martyr when she's paraded Harvey around on all sorts of programs looking for an ounce of sympathy whenever she can. I feel sorry for Harvey but She's just doing it for the publicity.

Her children wouldn't have been targets if she didn't insist on throwing them under the public glare every opportunity she gets.


Yes thats the Problem.

A few weeks back she said her kids will no longer be featured in her TV stuff
But it was not sent out to everyone.

[Tom]

She does parade him round like a show dog. From what I have seen. In my opinion. That some people obviously can't handle :)

How dare she be seen out in public with one of her kids

[Vicky.]

How dare she be seen out in public with one of her kids

LOL yeah, you keep that up. You know thats not what I mean but if it makes you feel like you have 'won' or whatever then you carry on ;)

[Jack_]

And he's crossed the line.

You can't excuse it because it's a joke.

Of course I can. Because it's a joke. Not intended to be in any way deliberately malicious, just, you know...a joke.

As far as I'm concerned, there is no 'line' that cannot be crossed with jokes. Because they're exactly that...jokes. Whether you find them funny or not is irrelevant, the fact that they're not intended to be malicious or be taken seriously means that there's no grounds for complaining, IMO.

And no, before someone mentions it, I would not care if someone joked about my child like that. I might not find it funny, but I would understand that it was a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have an uncle with down's syndrome but I still wouldn't be offended by jokes on the subject. I might not find them funny, but I wouldn't be offended and I certainly wouldn't complain. And no - that doesn't mean I don't care for my uncle either, as I've said, it just means I know it's just a joke...

Oh really??? So people making comments about Katie Waissels chin is disgusting but joking about a disabled child raping his mother is funny?? I have to say jack your logic is all messed up.

There's a difference though, the former is intended seriously, the latter isn't ;)

[Niamh.]

Of course I can. Because it's a joke. Not intended to be in any way deliberately malicious, just, you know...a joke.

As far as I'm concerned, there is no 'line' that cannot be crossed with jokes. Because they're exactly that...jokes. Whether you find them funny or not is irrelevant, the fact that they're not intended to be malicious or be taken seriously means that there's no grounds for complaining, IMO.

And no, before someone mentions it, I would not care if someone joked about my child like that. I might not find it funny, but I would understand that it was a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have an uncle with down's syndrome but I still wouldn't be offended by jokes on the subject. I might not find them funny, but I wouldn't be offended and I certainly wouldn't complain. And no - that doesn't mean I don't care for my uncle either, as I've said, it just means I know it's just a joke...



There's a difference though, the former is intended seriously, the latter isn't ;)

No not at all, people were taking the piss out of her chin and he was taking the piss out of a disabled child

[\PJ/]

What he said was awful but i found it funny, but Harvey is only a child who can barley speak or see so he can't bite back which is a shame.

[Tom4784]

At the end of the day like it or not, we live in a time of free speech and that means taking what you percieve to be bad with the good otherwise it's all just an illusion of it really. It wasn't the most moral thing to say but it's his right to say it.

[Shasown]

yeah but what action will ofcom take? probably just make him apologise anyway!

What they should do is make him work with disabled kids like Harvey for a week and see if he's full of jokes about them then!

Ofcom cant do anything to him, they can however ask channel 4 to review their policies on what they broadcast, they could also fine channel 4 or recommend other actions that channel 4 should take. But they have no real power to directly punish or even reprimand Frankie Boyle himself.

[Niamh.]

At the end of the day like it or not, we live in a time of free speech and that means taking what you percieve to be bad with the good otherwise it's all just an illusion of it really. It wasn't the most moral thing to say but it's his right to say it.

Not really because what he said wasn't true, so in fact it could be classed as slanderous

[arista]

Ofcom has made a statement
that they looking into it.

That same show is on again tonight
at 11:05PM Ch4
will they Edit it?

[Shasown]

Not really because what he said wasn't true, so in fact it could be classed as slanderous

He didnt say it was fact, it was a line in a comedy routine, it cant really be classed as slanderous, just offensive.

[Niamh.]

He didnt say it was fact, it was a line in a comedy routine, it cant really be classed as slanderous, just offensive.

I think that's debatable tbh with you

[Shasown]

I think that's debatable tbh with you

Nope it isnt, if it even got to court it would be rapidly dismissed, there have been cases in the past where comedians have been sued for slander, all the decisions in these cases were decided on what a reasonable person would think of the comment and the intent behind them.

There have been numerous cases in the past were comedians have been sued. In all those cases the general nature of the comedians act is examined, One of the more high profile cases was with Sasha Barren Cohen in his Alii G guise, he was sued on both sides of the Atlantic. Both suits were dismissed.

Did Boyle infer it was true or does he just throw out random offensive ideas as his act. His intent is not to break news or even suggest there is any truth in what he says, he simply tries to offend and shock.

Incidentally it would have to be Katie Price who sued him, Ofcom cant do that. She didnt say she would sue for libel, probably because she has already spoke to her lawyer and been informed the best she can hope for is Channel 4 to get him to apologise.

[Beastie]

I can't stand the woman, but in fairness to her: if it were my child, I'd be doing the same, it's really not on.

This.

[Niamh.]

Nope it isnt, if it even got to court it would be rapidly dismissed, there have been cases in the past where comedians have been sued for slander, all the decisions in these cases were decided on what a reasonable person would think of the comment and the intent behind them.

There have been numerous cases in the past were comedians have been sued. In all those cases the general nature of the comedians act is examined, One of the more high profile cases was with Sasha Barren Cohen in his Alii G guise, he was sued on both sides of the Atlantic. Both suits were dismissed.

Did Boyle infer it was true or does he just throw out random offensive ideas as his act. His intent is not to break news or even suggest there is any truth in what he says, he simply tries to offend and shock.

Incidentally it would have to be Katie Price who sued him, Ofcom cant do that. She didnt say she would sue for libel, probably because she has already spoke to her lawyer and been informed the best she can hope for is Channel 4 to get him to apologise.

I never said Ofcom could or would do that, If you read back I said all they would probably do is make him apologise which you so swiftly pointed out they could not do.

Definition of slanderous : 1. Law Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
2. A false and malicious statement or report about someone.

I believe that what he said fits into the second definition pretty well, she may not win a case but it would definitely be arguable non the less.

[Tom4784]

Not really because what he said wasn't true, so in fact it could be classed as slanderous

It was a joke, slander only applies to when something is said as fact or on a medium that present itself as factual. Slander doesn't come into it, all she can do is try and suck on the limelight and post a complaint with Ofcom. If she tried to present it as slanderous she'd get laughed out of court.

Saying you disagree with that definition is like saying that Grass is blue, say it all you want it doesn't mean it's true.

[Tom4784]

I never said Ofcom could or would do that, If you read back I said all they would probably do is make him apologise which you so swiftly pointed out they could not do.

Definition of slanderous : 1. Law Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
2. A false and malicious statement or report about someone.

I believe that what he said fits into the second definition pretty well, she may not win a case but it would definitely be arguable non the less.

You've made our point for us. A joke isn't classed as a statement or report....it's a joke.

[Beastie]

Of course I can. Because it's a joke. Not intended to be in any way deliberately malicious, just, you know...a joke.

As far as I'm concerned, there is no 'line' that cannot be crossed with jokes. Because they're exactly that...jokes. Whether you find them funny or not is irrelevant, the fact that they're not intended to be malicious or be taken seriously means that there's no grounds for complaining, IMO.

And no, before someone mentions it, I would not care if someone joked about my child like that. I might not find it funny, but I would understand that it was a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have an uncle with down's syndrome but I still wouldn't be offended by jokes on the subject. I might not find them funny, but I wouldn't be offended and I certainly wouldn't complain. And no - that doesn't mean I don't care for my uncle either, as I've said, it just means I know it's just a joke...



There's a difference though, the former is intended seriously, the latter isn't ;)

Ahh you made a point there Jack. People always say "Joke" to try and get off the hook. Eventhough some people can be a bit malicious and nasty with "jokes". I do agree that the majority who say jokes say it out of jest.

I have not seen Frankie Boyle making this joke on the show yet. However it also depends how he comes across while saying the joke. However he may get away with it because most comedians are a bit contrived in the way they come across whilst saying "a joke".

Anyway in my opinion the joke was tasteless. However I am not going to complain. But if I was in Katie Price's position I would complain. I don't blame her for her actions.

I do think this all may blow out of proportion. I think maybe a simple apology from Frankie Boyle himself may be enough.

[arista]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/10/frankie-boyle-katie-price

[Angus]

I do not believe that anyone on here would shrug their shoulders and say "oh it was only a joke" if such an offensive and disgusting remark had been made about their disabled child/relative/friend whatever. I hate Katie Price with a passion, but I can totally understand how she feels, and I would have reacted with fury as well. It must be so hurtful when people make fun of Harvey who has not had the greatest breaks in life and will need 24/7 care all his life. There is no joke that could ever be funny enough to justify mocking his disabilities.

Frankie Boyle seems to be trying to fill the gap left by the uber offensive deceased "comic" Bernard Manning, and is getting ever more desperate judging by the depths to which he is prepared to plumb in order to get a cheap laugh - after all what sort of person finds that comment remotely funny except a complete moron?

[arista]

2nd Showing of this show
is on Ch4 tonight at 11:05PM

Will they Edit it
or not show that edition?

[Shasown]

I never said Ofcom could or would do that, If you read back I said all they would probably do is make him apologise which you so swiftly pointed out they could not do.

Definition of slanderous : 1. Law Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
2. A false and malicious statement or report about someone.

I believe that what he said fits into the second definition pretty well, she may not win a case but it would definitely be arguable non the less.

The definition of slander you gave is a good dictionary definition but doesnt really encompass the legal definition. As applies to UK Law.

Slander requires you to show that you have suffered either

1 financial loss, or

2 that your business, trade or professional reputation was damaged, or

3 that you have been accused of one or more of the following:-

Of having committed a criminal offence
Of having a contagious disease
Of immoral conduct (women only!)

1 and 3 above can be ruled out she wasnt accused of anything criminal or immoral, in fact it was said she was scared of an act being committed against her. She hasnt lost any earnings because of it.

As for the damage to reputation, Jordan would have to weigh up how a normal person views her. Then she would have to prove to the court the statement Boyle makes actually harms her reputation.

Seeing as a fair proportion of people view her as a publicity *****, would a court look upon the claim as a stunt for publicity.

Just one thing to think about though, Channel 4 are quite good at ensuring they dont get sued, some of the content they have transmitted in the past has been close to the mark, but on the whole they tend to screen programs for content that may result in litigation being directed at them. Did they do it this time? Bet your ass they did.

[Niamh.]

The definition of slander you gave is a good dictionary definition but doesnt really encompass the legal definition. As applies to UK Law.

Slander requires you to show that you have suffered either

1 financial loss, or

2 that your business, trade or professional reputation was damaged, or

3 that you have been accused of one or more of the following:-

Of having committed a criminal offence
Of having a contagious disease
Of immoral conduct (women only!)

1 and 3 above can be ruled out she wasnt accused of anything criminal or immoral, in fact it was said she was scared of an act being committed against her. She hasnt lost any earnings because of it.

As for the damage to reputation, Jordan would have to weigh up how a normal person views her. Then she would have to prove to the court the statement Boyle makes actually harms her reputation.

Seeing as a fair proportion of people view her as a publicity *****, would a court look upon the claim as a stunt for publicity.

Just one thing to think about though, Channel 4 are quite good at ensuring they dont get sued, some of the content they have transmitted in the past has been close to the mark, but on the whole they tend to screen programs for content that may result in litigation being directed at them. Did they do it this time? Bet your ass they did.

I'm sure they have got themselves well covered, and I do have a sense of humour, I wouldn't normally bat an eyelid at things comedians come out with, I just think what he said was way too far and absolutely disgusting. I think it's deserving of some form of punishment eventhough It's probably unlikely.

[arista]

2nd Showing of this show
is on Ch4 tonight at 11:05PM

Will they Edit it
or not show that edition?


Ch5 News contacted Ch4 on this Repeat showing

Ch4 said it is showing it again - But a new pre-warning
is now added.


So Jordan - you lost.

[Omah]

Haha good point. TBF offcom seem pretty useless in every situation :laugh2:

http://www.ofcom.org.uk/about/annual-reports-and-plans/financial-penalties/financial-penalties-imposed-for-the-period-2010-11/

Financial penalties imposed for the period 01/04/2010 to 31/03/2011
Company Amount Date
Teletext Ltd £225,000 27/05/2010
DM Digital £17,500 20/07/2010
Bang Channels Limited and Bang Media (London) Limited £157,250 29/07/2010

[Omah]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/166965/Jordan-Let-s-boycott-sick-Frankie-Boyle-s-DVD/

KATIE Price is urging fans to boycott sick comic Frankie Boyle’s Christmas DVD over his “jokes” about her disabled son.

Since Boyle, 38, made his vile gags about eight-year-old Harvey on his Channel 4 show, web forums have been flooded with people slamming the Scot.

His latest DVD repeats the sick jokes and also sees him making fun of Baby P, soldiers in Afghanistan and the Lockerbie air disaster. Glamour girl Kate, 32, said: “I am shocked and disappointed to discover that Boyle and Channel 4 have seen fit to include his vile sexual remarks about Harvey on a DVD for sale to the general public this Christmas.

“I hope no-one buys it. I also hope that with hindsight, and knowledge of the content, that retailers will withdraw it from sale.”

This Boyle sounds like a right "sick comic" - I hope he becomes unemployable ..... :mad:

[keithafc]

I thought the 'joke' about Harvey was out of order to some degree because Frankie Boyle would not like that being done to one of his kids if there was something wrong with them but by far the worst joke out of the lot was the cancer joke which I thought was disgusting and actually mocking such an illness that people do face and kids face, is just disgusting.

I am one of the most dark humoured people you could meet. I find a lot of things funny which have a dark side to them but that was just unbelievably bad and nasty to Jade Goody. Don't care what you think of Jade Goody but it was terrible in its taste.

And people say 'well its only a joke' but Boyle doesn't put it across in a sort of manner which would make you think that. You get many comedians which do 'dark jokes' like Jimmy Carr but you never really think its that bad with him but Boyle does have problems imo.

[Omah]

...as Ofcom investigates

Channel 4 has stood by Frankie Boyle, by repeating Tramadol Nights without cutting his contentious joke about Katie Price's disabled son Harvey.

The second screening comes after the model’s lawyers lodged a formal complaint with TV watchdogs Ofcom, after the broadcaster declined to apologise for the gag.

The regulator will now launch an investigation into whether the joke breached the broadcasting code on harmful and offensive material after receiving about 50 complaints.

In the letter to Ofcom, Price's lawyers Archerfield Partners drew comparisons with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand's comments about Andrew Sachs's granddaughter that caused such ructions.

They wrote: ‘The central offence in that broadcast was that Mr Brand had “******” Andrew Sach's granddaughter. Clearly, Mr Boyle goes far beyond that – as Brand and Ross managed to avoid referencing disability, rape, incest and paedophilia."

The law firm added that the gag ‘singles out a vulnerable individual… who is recognizable, meaning these comments expose him to ridicule and humiliation’.

The episode, which first aired on Tuesday, was repeated at 11.05pm last night as scheduled and without cuts.

I'm not surprised at C4 - their producers have massive egos and no moral judgement whatsoever ..... :mad:

Read more: http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2010/12/11/12363/c4_repeats_frankies_harvey_gag#ixzz17nPzOsaW

[Pyramid*]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/166965/Jordan-Let-s-boycott-sick-Frankie-Boyle-s-DVD/



This Boyle sounds like a right "sick comic" - I hope he becomes unemployable ..... :mad:

I thought the 'joke' about Harvey was out of order to some degree because Frankie Boyle would not like that being done to one of his kids if there was something wrong with them but by far the worst joke out of the lot was the cancer joke which I thought was disgusting and actually mocking such an illness that people do face and kids face, is just disgusting.

I am one of the most dark humoured people you could meet. I find a lot of things funny which have a dark side to them but that was just unbelievably bad and nasty to Jade Goody. Don't care what you think of Jade Goody but it was terrible in its taste.

And people say 'well its only a joke' but Boyle doesn't put it across in a sort of manner which would make you think that. You get many comedians which do 'dark jokes' like Jimmy Carr but you never really think its that bad with him but Boyle does have problems imo.

Have to agree with these posts.

I have a pretty sick and black sense of humour but there are boundaries and Frankie Boyle has crossed them.

Wasn't he booted off, 'Whose Line Is It Anyway" (mmm.... was it that show or am I thinking of another), for something similar? I can't recall the subject matter but it was something in extremely bad taste.

I mean, jokes about Baby P...... what kind of deranged mind would even consider that poor child's short life on this earth and the way he suffered, as amusing, or anything to laugh at. Seriously?

[Omah]

Wasn't he booted off, 'Whose Line Is It Anyway" (mmm.... was it that show or am I thinking of another), for something similar? I can't recall the subject matter but it was something in extremely bad taste.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Boyle#Controversy


Boyle managed to attract censorship in August 2008 when complaints were received after comments he made about British swimmer Rebecca Adlington on Mock The Week. The BBC ruled that the jokes were indeed "humiliating" and "risked offending the audience", whilst also calling Boyle "a brilliant member of the team". Despite this, Adlington's agent said that simply admitting mistakes was not enough, saying: "By giving Frankie Boyle a rebuke they fail to discourage others from doing the same."

Boyle's 2010 tour attracted negative media attention over a routine about Down's syndrome, after he received a complaint from audience member Sharon Smith, whose daughter has the genetic condition. Her feelings about the routine were made public after she posted details of the event on her personal blog. Boyle's response to the incident on stage was to laugh and try and steer the topic back onto comedy, saying "Oh, well, it's all true isn't it?",[ later adding "This is my last tour. I don't give a **** what people think."

What a nasty piece of work ..... :eek:


PS Ofcom said a judgement made over Boyle's comments would not be determined until the new year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11969507

[Kazanne]

Broadcasting watchdog Ofcom has launched an investigation into Frankie Boyle's show after Katie Price complained about a joke he made about her disabled son.

Price accused the comic of being a "bully" after he made comments about her son Harvey, who suffers from septo-optic dysplasia and autism, on his show Tramadol Nights.

A spokesman for Ofcom said: "We can confirm that we have received a complaint from Katie Price. Having considered this and other viewers' concerns, we have now launched an investigation into the show."

Price on Thursday announced that she had asked her lawyers to contact the watchdog if Channel 4 did not apologise.

A spokeswoman for the channel said: "Channel 4 has replied directly to Katie Price's lawyer. Given this has now gone to Ofcom it would be inappropriate for us to comment further."

In a statement put on her website, Price described her son as "a little miracle".

It continued: "If Mr Boyle had a 10th of his courage and decency he would know that to suggest, let alone think funny, that Harvey may sexually attack me is vile and deeply unfair. To bully this unbelievably brave child is despicable, to broadcast it on television is to show a complete and utter lack of judgment."

A message at the beginning of Boyle's programme, broadcast on Tuesday night, warned viewers the show contained "very strong language and uncompromising adult content".

It is not the first time the comedian's jokes have landed him in trouble. In April he had an on-stage argument with the mother of a Down's syndrome child after making fun of the condition, while in August 2008 he said Olympic swimmer Rebecca Adlington looked like "someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon".

The Ofcom investigation is likely to consider whether the show broke sections of the Broadcasting Code about "generally accepted standards" of material which could be deemed offensive.

[MTVN]

I have to admit I did laugh when I heard the joke

[CaraRawr]

I detest Katie Price but tbh I'm on her side. That joke was absolutely vile.

[Tom4784]

I can't really support Katie Price in this as she's just looking to soften her image, she probably watched the episode and shrieked with glee as it would give her a chance to fool people into thinking she's not a ****ing vampire.

Ironically Frankie Boyle gad a good point on Free Speech on his newest dvd but I can't find the clip. It would have suited this argument well.

[Omah]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11976410

Head of Comedy, C4, Shane Allen said: "We are aware that Frankie Boyle's comedy can be very challenging which is why we have gone to careful lengths in scrutinising the material editorially, in scheduling the series appropriately and by giving clear and strong warnings into each of the programmes.

"We think that it is important that a space on terrestrial TV exists for comedy that takes risks and pushes boundaries and we stand by our original decision to broadcast the programme."

I hope that he has to eat his words in the New Year ..... :mad:

[Omah]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11976410

Mencap's campaigns manager, Esther Foreman, who said: "It is disgusting that Frankie Boyle has chosen to target a child with a disability with these so-called jokes.

"Ignorant views like this help to fuel the verbal and physical abuse that people with a disability, and their families, are regularly subjected to. Comedy like this takes us back to the dark ages."

She said: "How can we eradicate negative stereotypes and expect the general public to treat people with a disability with the respect they deserve when such vile jokes are aired on national television?

Exactly ..... C4 is apparently run by intellectually-challenged teenagers on a work experience course ..... :mad:

[Omah]

Channel 4 has defied a storm of protest to repeat a programme that made grotesquely obscene comments about Katie Price’s disabled son.

The level of criticism about the remarks, made by controversial comedian Frankie Boyle, was so high that the broadcaster was forced to stop taking complaints on its website.

That broadcast attracted more than 100 complaints, including one from Miss Price, who urged her fans to boycott the 38-year-old comedian’s DVD, which also features the jokes.

The programme – which also contains offensive jokes about the late TV star Jade Goody, who died of cervical cancer, and a sketch about a woman performing a sex act on ‘Jesus’ on the cross – is still available to watch on Channel 4’s website 4OD.

Michele Elliott, founder of childrens’ charity Kidscape, called for Channel 4 to be censured and fined. She said: ‘Frankie Boyle should learn to keep his mouth shut if he has nothing better to say. But the real culprit here is Channel 4. It didn’t have to broadcast the comments and it didn’t have to repeat them.’

On Friday Ofcom said it would investigate the programme for breaches of sections 2.1 and 2.3 of the Broadcasting Code, which cover generally accepted standards in content and the use of offensive language. In a statement Ofcom said: ‘We can confirm that we have received a complaint from Katie Price. Having considered this and other viewers’ concerns we have now launched an investigation into the show.’

Ofcom can fine the broadcaster up to five per cent of its advertising revenue if it is found to be in breach of guidelines. In 2009 Channel 4 earned £575 million from advertising revenue, so it could face a fine of up to £28 million. Other penalties include being forced to make an on-air apology or having the incident recorded on its broadcasting history.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337883/Frankie-Boyle-storm-Why-Channel-4-think-funny--clever-make-obscene-jokes-disabled-children.html#ixzz17rCbMPg1

[Omah]

She watched Amir fight Marcos Maidana at the Mandalay Bay casino last night - and joined him at a special post-fight dinner.

Alex, 34, who is at home in Surrey, rang Katie and told her he was fuming at the hook-up.

Katie had earlier been overheard moaning to make-up artist Gary Cockerill about the man she married in February.

A source revealed: "She was cackling about how the last time she was pictured with Amir it got her into trouble - but she just said 'bring it on'."

Oh dear ..... :laugh2:

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/12/12/katie-price-parties-with-amir-khan-in-las-vegas-leaving-alex-reid-furious-115875-22778937/#ixzz17vOpDj9k

[Pyramid*]

KP lives with her fingers hovvering over her self destruct button. One day, she's going to push too hard .... and will be left with no one around her who truly gives a damn about her on a personal level.

[Omah]

The mother-of-three revealed her new look, achieved after a marathon eight-hour salon session (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/12/article-0-0C73E574000005DC-342_468x661.jpg)

mmmm ..... she looks like an m/f transsexual ..... :rolleyes:

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1337998/Katie-Price-turns-blonde-bombshell-shows-newly-dyed-hair-Amir-Khans-Las-Vegas-fight.html#ixzz17yc0VBWU

[Omah]

Talking in this week's issue of OK! magazine, the 32-year-old mother of three insisted that she was still 'very much in love' with her 34-year-old cagefighter other half.

She said: 'We're so happy. He's like my knight in shining armour...Alex accepts me for who I am. It's good, it's still really good. It's still fresh.

'I got married quite quick but then I married quite quick the first time. You know when it feels right. I really do feel that Alex is the love of my life.'

Presumably the draft divorce papers are already in the hands of the lawyers ..... ;)

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1338474/Katie-Price-insists-marriage-Alex-Reid-really-good.html#ixzz185VRwLxJ

[Benjamin]

Why do people care about these 2?

[Omah]

Why do people care about these 2?

Why do people care about XF or SCD ?

I have no idea ..... :conf:

[InOne]

Why do people care about XF or SCD ?

I have no idea ..... :conf:

These are worse.

[Omah]

These are worse.

They're all just talentless tabloid fodder ..... :joker:

[Omah]

http://www.metro.co.uk/lifestyle/850461-katie-price-and-natalie-cassidy-fitness-dvds-named-biggest-flops

A survey asked nearly 2,000 women, aged 18-35, about their experiences with fitness DVDs - including which ones they weren't happy with.

A massive 46% said they weren't fans of Natalie Cassidy's DVD, titled Then And Now Workout. It was followed by Katie Price's DVD, the bestselling Jordan Workout, which 41% of respondents said they weren't satisfied with.

Another former Eastender completes the top three, as Hannah Waterman's effort, Body Blitz, was rubbished by fitness seekers.

The most well-liked DVD, on the other hand, was Davina McCall's Davina Fit, which a massive 89% said they were happy with.

No surprise there ..... ;)

[CaraRawr]

My mate has the Natalie Cassidy one, it's utter bollocks.

[Omah]

http://entertainment.stv.tv/showbiz/215887-katie-price-is-furious-that-alex-reid-has-been-out-partying-with-other-women/

Following a rocky few days when Katie was banned from driving, snowed in and driven to take Channel 4 on over Frankie Boyle’s sick jokes, she headed for America.

It’s thought she was there to get her hair extensions re-done.

Meanwhile, Alex hit the town with TV presenter Lizzie Cundy, glamour girl Emma Noble and ex Blue bad boy Antony Costa.

However, the trouble started when cage fighter Alex left the party with beautiful brunette Rosie Eden-Ellis and got into a taxi with her.

No doubt Pwicey has already sent Reid some angry texts ..... :joker:

[Omah]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/167672/JORDAN-S-DRUNKEN-NIGHT/

Model Katie Price was spotted flirting and dirty dancing with several guys while husband Alex was home alone 5,000 miles away.

And the partying blonde even headed back to close boxer friend Amir Khan’s hotel suite at the MGM, where she boozed until the early hours with strangers.

Meanwhile, Alex Reid, 35, spent the weekend at a meditation camp in a bizarre bid to “get some positivity back in his life”.

The news comes as the Daily Star can reveal the punchy cage-fighter has moved back in with his mum.

Ah, a boy's best friend ..... :laugh3:

[Omah]

He's already made vile sexual jibes about Katie Price's disabled son Harvey - now Frankie Boyle has targeted cancer victims on his Channel 4 'comedy show' Tramadol Nights.

In his cancer gag, he said: 'What is it about people with cancer that suddenly think they can run the ********** marathon? "oh, I've got cancer, you gonna sponsor us?' And you want to say, "you have no chance of winning."'

'If you know someone with cancer and they want sponsoring for something, sponsor them. There's a good chance that you won't have to pay.'

He continued: 'I had a friend come up to me and say that she had breast cancer and that she was going to cycle the Great Wall Of China.

'You feel like going you're the last person who should be cycling the Great Wall Of China! you should be lying at home in bed, playing with your t*** before they drop off.

He added: 'I should add she doesn't mind me saying that. She's dead, she doesn't give a *******.'

Appalling ..... :eek::mad::eek::mad::o
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1338816/Frankie-Boyle-insults-cancer-victims-Katie-Prices-disabled-son-Harvey-sex-slur.html#ixzz18GYbhXTY

[fruit_cake]

the punchy cage-fighter has moved back in with his mum.

well obviously Katie wasn't up to the job!

[Omah]

well obviously Katie wasn't up to the job!

Yesterday, an insider said: “He has always said that Kate is ‘as cold as the weather’ and he knows he will get attention from his mum and dad."

hehehehehe ..... :laugh:

[Jack_]

Appalling ..... :eek::mad::eek::mad::o
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1338816/Frankie-Boyle-insults-cancer-victims-Katie-Prices-disabled-son-Harvey-sex-slur.html#ixzz18GYbhXTY

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Much better than the Katie Price stuff.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

somebody should hit one of his kids over the head with a brick so they end up like harvey

only fair imo

[Z]

I can't really support Katie Price in this as she's just looking to soften her image, she probably watched the episode and shrieked with glee as it would give her a chance to fool people into thinking she's not a ****ing vampire.

Ironically Frankie Boyle gad a good point on Free Speech on his newest dvd but I can't find the clip. It would have suited this argument well.

:laugh2: Words can't express how much I laughed at this post

[Omah]

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Much better than the Katie Price stuff.

Funny? Absolutely not. Not under any circumstances whatsoever. Even Mr Boyle admits that he's "genuinely surprised I'm getting away with this."

He isn't. He may still be on TV for now but if I may respectfully suggest his offensive, puerile, ignorant abuse will not be tolerated by right minded viewers for very much longer.

Kay Burley (http://blogs.news.sky.com/kayb/Post:74c0cc42-fda4-4c04-87b4-5033239d2891)

[MTVN]

Kay Burley (http://blogs.news.sky.com/kayb/Post:74c0cc42-fda4-4c04-87b4-5033239d2891)

Thankfully humour is subjective and Kay Burley is not the deciding voice on what is funny and what isnt.

Frankie Boyle's jokes may be offensive, sick, twisted etc. etc. but they make me laugh, and millions of others as well hence his huge popularity, and while there is demand, there'll be supply and Boyle will continue with these jokes whether some people like it or not

[Omah]

Thankfully humour is subjective and Kay Burley is not the deciding voice on what is funny and what isnt.

Frankie Boyle's jokes may be offensive, sick, twisted etc. etc. but they make me laugh, and millions of others as well hence his huge popularity, and while there is demand, there'll be supply and Boyle will continue with these jokes whether some people like it or not

Thankfully humour is subjective and millions of others despise so-called "comics" like Boyle ..... ;)

[MTVN]

Thankfully humour is subjective and millions of others despise so-called "comics" like Boyle ..... ;)

Indeed, and maybe those people would do well to switch off when he comes on screen, I do the same for Jo Brand.

[Omah]

Indeed, and maybe those people would do well to switch off when he comes on screen, I do the same for Jo Brand.

I do the same for Alan Carr, Vic Reeves, Simon Amstell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Brand, Justin Lee Collins, Ricky Gervais and Victoria Wood ..... ;)

[MTVN]

I do the same for Alan Carr, Vic Reeves, Simon Amstell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Russell Brand, Justin Lee Collins, Ricky Gervais and Victoria Wood ..... ;)

Agree on those ones :thumbs:

[Angus]

somebody should hit one of his kids over the head with a brick so they end up like harvey

only fair imo

His kids are already handicapped - they have him as a father:bored:

[Omah]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/167849/JORDAN-SET-TO-DIVORCE/

The pair have been at all-out war in recent weeks after a series of vicious rows and jealous bust-ups. Friends now say they only seem happy when apart, and the showbiz couple admit they now spend very little time together.

Alex seemed depressed and bitter as he spoke to the Daily Star about his Christmas plans. And he sparked more speculation when he revealed that he may not even see Kate on new year’s eve. Alex said: “We’ve got no plans at all, we’re not doing anything. I might not even see her.”

Pals say that Kate is already talking to lawyers to try to safeguard her £40m fortune in case the divorce battle gets bitter.

BEHAVIOURAL psychologist Jo Hemmings believes Kat'e Price is just weeks away from a separation from hubby Alex Reid. But she claims that Kate has been desperately trying to build up the drama before she officially ends her marriage.

The relationship expert believes that the model is so addicted to chaos that she would never simply “walk away with dignity”. Instead, Jo claims that Kate dyed her hair blonde and went wild in Las Vegas in a bid to reinvent herself before an official split.

Only rumour and speculation, of course ..... ;)

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3281781/Alex-Reid-parties-with-Sugababe-Amelle-Berrabah.html

The cage fighter went to his second party alone in a matter of days as wife Katie Price jetted back from Los Angeles.

Alex, 35, appeared to be trying to drink away his troubles at London's Mahiki club last night.

The cross dresser grinned as he put his arm around Amelle, who was dressed in a revealing black mini dress and thigh-high boots.

And he later emerged from the club looking worse for wear and even had to hold onto the side of a parked car to regain his balance.

:laugh2:

[fruit_cake]

Pals say that Kate is already talking to lawyers to try to safeguard her £40m fortune in case the divorce battle gets bitter.

hmm.. perhaps she should have thought of that one before marrying him!

[Niamh.]

I can't really support Katie Price in this as she's just looking to soften her image, she probably watched the episode and shrieked with glee as it would give her a chance to fool people into thinking she's not a ****ing vampire.

Ironically Frankie Boyle gad a good point on Free Speech on his newest dvd but I can't find the clip. It would have suited this argument well.

I think that is very unfair, yes she may be a media ***** and I actually dislike her but she's still a mother and I don't doubt that she loves her children and would have been very upset by this.

[Omah]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/167987/Jordan-is-pamts-Alex-Reid-let-s-rip-at-Katie-Price-s-sexy-bedroom-ban/

The cage-fighter said his wife was happy to pose in lingerie in public but wore “granny pants” for him.

Earlier this week, a pal of the couple told new! magazine that Jordan had imposed a sex ban on him.

The pal said: “Alex is getting really frustrated because Kate’s not interested in having sex. She’s started telling him to come to bed an hour after her, which has left him feeling really put out.”


:laugh3:

[Omah]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3314433/Katie-Price-fuels-Alex-Reidsplit-rumours.html

KATIE Price fuelled rumours that she's on the verge of splitting from Alex Reid by leaving her wedding ring at home to attend a signing yesterday.

The glamour girl, who married cage fighter Alex in February, didn't try to hide her bare finger at Allders in Croydon, where she was promoting her new perfume Precious Love.

And the mum-of-three, who was wrapped up warm in a fluffy black hat, matching jacket and knee-high boots, seemed down in the dumps at the event as she sat behind a table to meet fans.

It won't be long now until the "announcement" ..... :wink:

[Mystic Mock]

why does the girl get all the blame? allright katie price is a ***** but alex reid and peter andre are worse as they let her take all the blame the sneaks.

[Omah]

http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/217087-katie-price-risks-turning-bald/

Reality TV star Kate Price has been warned that she faces turning bald if she continues to have damaging dyes and hair extensions, a report has claimed.

Katie's husband Alex Reid has revealed that the 32-year-old is losing her hair, says the Daily Star.

He is reported as saying: "There's nothing quite like going to bed with a woman and waking up to find chunks of her hair left on the pillow."

It's the false teeth in a tumbler that makes me :eek:

Sources told the newspaper that Katie had to spend £5,000 on hair extensions in Hollywood after UK hairstylists "refused" to go ahead with a recent peroxide treatment.

A pal said: "Kate was desperate for a new look for her perfume tour but was gutted when she was told `no way' by stylists over here.

"Years of extensions can cause permanent bald patches and dermal eczema - Kate has both already."

Lovely ..... :rolleyes:

[Omah]

http://entertainment.stv.tv/tv/217482-katie-price-and-alex-reid-will-be-apart-on-hogmanay/

Katie's spokesman recently confirmed that she will not be with Reid on New Year's Eve.

He told The Sun: "Kate flew out of the country on Christmas Day and isn't due to return until the New Year."

They're spending more time apart than together ..... :evilgrin:

[Omah]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5hbWwa_GcUI71v7dvi8xpY3K6eFLw?docId=N03890812 93716196571A

Bookmakers William Hill have released their bets for the upcoming year and have started to see money for the reality TV couple to break up, with odds cut from 5/2 to 7/4.

"Our punters seem quite convinced that Katie and Alex are on the rocky road to ruin - it seems as though the only way that this bet will be a loser is if they do not actually make it to 2011," said spokesman Joe Crilly.

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Why does this thread keep getting bumped :bored:

[Omah]

Why does this thread keep getting bumped :bored:

It doesn't ..... :nono:


To bump a thread on an internet forum is to post a reply to it purely in order to raise the thread's profile. This will typically return it to the top of the list of active threads. It has been suggested that "bump" is an acronym of "bring up my post", however this is almost certainly a backronym and the usage is entirely consistent with the verb "bump" which means "to knock to a new position".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_%28Internet%29

[Omah]

http://www.sify.com/movies/katie-price-demands-5k-pounds-monthly-rent-from-hubby-news-hollywood-lbboOccejaa.html

Jordan, 32, is said to have made the demand as she and Reid, 35, try to repair their marriage.

Reid, who would have to earn around £100,000 a year to be able to pay the yearly £60,000 rent, told pals he feels "humiliated".

Their new home in Woldingham, Surrey, is in Jordan's name, and Reid, who is penniless, has given up his cage fighting to forge a new career in acting.

And until he finds work, he is surviving on the income from his weekly magazine column.

Jordan, who is worth close to £40m , has been told by her accountant brother Danny Infield, 36, that Reid should be contributing to the household.

Could this be true ..... :conf:

[Omah]

Katie Price and husband Alex Reid have jetted to a secret desert island destination in one final bid to save their marriage after months of rumours that they're on the brink of divorce.

The couple have flown out to a hideaway an exclusive resort in the Indian Ocean for crisis talks to decide whether there is anything left between them.

Was there "anything between them" except Price's desire to "get back" at Andre in the first place ?

:rolleyes:

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1343410/Katie-Price-Alex-Reid-ditch-holiday-bid-save-relationship.html#ixzz19qKi4Lpm

[Jordan.]

*thinks someone is a bit obsessed*

[Omah]

*thinks someone is a bit persumptive*

[Jordan.]

This whole thread isn't enough evidence of being obsessed? ;):laugh:

[Omah]

This whole thread isn't enough evidence of being obsessed? ;):laugh:

Of course not - it's just a topic, like any other ..... :laugh:

Now, those who used to watch the whole BB experience - HLs, LF and APs - the watch it all again in the "off" season - they're obsessives, particularly Aisleyne or Nikki fans and Goody-watchers ...... :rolleyes:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

shocked! NOT!! She treats Alex like she treated Pete. Like dirt on her show, less important than, her servant, her puppet, second best to gary and co. What we saw in Celeb BB Alex is a lovely guy imo. too good for icequeen. Sort yourself out love. Or else stop going for nice guys it just doesn't work for you. you need a powerhouse of a man that will put you in your place when you attempt to control him or thrown your earnings in his face. Also a man that doesn't mind being second best to gary because he has his own full life.

Our marriage is in crisis - but look on the bright side': Katie Price Tweets that relationship to Alex Reid is on the rocks

By Jody Thompson
Last updated at 12:51 PM on 5th January 2011
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The writing has been on the wall for weeks, if not months, and now Katie Price has finally confirmed for the first time what fans have feared - that her marriage to Alex Reid is in crisis.

Posting on her official Twitter page, the 32-year-old model and businesswoman wrote: 'To answer my fans questions, News of the World did a accurate story Sunday about our marriage in crises (sic) ..always look on bright side xx.'

She failed to Tweet exactly how positive thinking was going to save her marriage of less than a year to the 37-year-old former cage fighter.


Crisis talks: Alex Reid and Katie Price, who were last photographed together in August, have flown to a desert island in a bid to save their marriage


Sad confession: Katie confirmed her marriage to Alex Reid is in crisis on her Twitter page


However, the star did manage to write that her next signing would be at Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex this Saturday, this time promoting her KP Baby and KP Equestrian range.

The pair are meant to be celebrating their first wedding anniversary on 2 February - but it looks likely the only paper gift Alex may receive will come courtesy of Katie's divorce lawyers.


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As MailOnline reported at the weekend, Katie and Alex jetted to a secret desert island destination last week in one final bid to save their marriage after months of rumours that they're on the brink of divorce.

The couple flew out to an exclusive resort in the Indian Ocean for crisis talks to decide whether there is anything left between them.

Katie - also known as Jordan - has been seen without her wedding ring on several recent occasions.


Troubled: Katie kept a brave face as she left her home to fly out for her make-or-break holiday with Alex on December 27

The troubled couple released smiling pictures of their New Year's stay to the News Of The World at the weekend to prove that they were fighting to save their love - the first time they've been seen together for weeks.

It's believed that former cagefighter Alex and mother-of-three Katie tried to put their arguing on hold for the week-long break to attempt to sort through their problems rationally.

Alex is reportedly fed up with the 'media circus' surrounding them and has struggled to cope with the fame thrust upon him since they married in Las Vegas in February - just four months after she divorced from Peter Andre.

The couple had only been dating for just under seven months when they wed.

Katie is said to be struggling to find time for Alex with her busy career including books, perfume, riding gear and TV projects grows ever more successful.

Both are also said to harbour grudges over their failure to conceive a baby through IVF - but insist they still love each other.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1344272/Katie-Price-Tweets-marriage-Alex-Reid-crisis.html

[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/01/06/katie-price-planning-to-announce-split-with-husband-alex-reid-next-month-115875-22829055/

And why the delay?

Mum-of-three Katie, 32, has told close pals she’s determined to wait until they’ve been married a full year before ending things with 35-year-old cagefighter Alex.

An insider says: “Katie didn’t want to ruin the kids’ Christmas and New Year. She promised Alex she wouldn’t do anything rash until after January.

“Kate told her mates she would put out a statement early next month, almost a year to the day after their Vegas wedding.

“It’s not the most romantic of pacts but Katie is a pragmatist.

“She won’t keep flogging the dead horse that is her marriage.”

:laugh2:

[Beastie]

I bet Katie is getting stressed out that she can't get pregnant. Aww I like Alex. I think he's lovely. Maybe not the sharpest tool in the box. However I think it's best if they split up. Alex deserves better.

[Omah]

I bet Katie is getting stressed out that she can't get pregnant. Aww I like Alex. I think he's lovely. Maybe not the sharpest tool in the box. However I think it's best if they split up. Alex deserves better.

Yeah, the sooner the better ..... ;)

[Legend killer]

When the **** has it not been in crisis???
I am positive they don't even sleep together it's all an act for the media

[Beastie]

Yeah, the sooner the better ..... ;)

I want Alex to meet a nice girl and have babies with her.

[Omah]

The model seemed in low spirits yesterday as she said she is staying with cross-dressing cagefighter Alex – but just for now.

Earlier this week Katie, 32, confirmed her 11-month marriage was in trouble. She said she was trying to patch things up with Alex, 35, on a New Year break in the Maldives.

But sources close to the couple say the marriage is in its death throes.

One revealed: “They won’t last more than a couple of weeks. It’s just not working. Alex is desperate to hold on to the marriage and salvage things but Katie’s already left the room.

:dog:

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/01/09/katie-price-says-i-am-not-divorcing-alex-yet-115875-22835700/#ixzz1AX1Adw2T

[Pyramid*]

From day one it was more than clear that KP was involved with Alex for one reason: to try to piss Peter off.

Knowing how much Peter loves kids: I am sure her intention to get pregnant by another man, was also part of her warped idea of getting back at Peter..... didn't quite work out that way though eh!

From the TV shows I've seen of her and Alex - the man might be a nice guy, am sure he is, but he is as thick as two short planks if he cannot see what everyone else can see - he was nothing but 'useful' to KP in her trying to make Peter jealous. In between all of this, being associated with her hasn't done his cage fighting career much favour.

All I can say is that it's the kids I feel sorry for. If this one comes to an end (and I doubt that won't happen, and soon), having got used to Peter not being around, getting used to having Alex around and so very quickly after Peter left - suddenly having Daddy Alex disappear too (and that will most likely to happen with him then having no future contact with the kids) - there is a real danger that psychologically - this is going to cause them some damage.

KP has to be one of the most odious, self absorbed creatures I've seen.