TiBB's Got Talent

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[hannah.]

ooohhh I'm so excited. need to get my boyfriend to find his memory card or I'll have to record it on bloody mac

[hannah.]

actually he already has a video of my best talent.... but I don't think it's appropriate :nono:

[Locke.]

Get it up

[CharlieO]

Get it up

That is what she said in the video.

[Marsh.]

actually he already has a video of my best talent.... but I don't think it's appropriate :nono:

That is what she said in the video.

:joker:

[hannah.]

maybe that's what I DID in the video :evilgrin:

[Lewis.]

Am looking forward to this. Would apply but I'm guessing it's gonna be a comedy thing :L

[Benjamin]

Am looking forward to this. Would apply but I'm guessing it's gonna be a comedy thing :L

Nope doesn't have to be comedy, anything you want to show case as talent (anything within reason mind) is cool. :thumbs:

[Z]

Still haven't figured out what I want to do yet but I've got one idea floating round my head atm.

[Benjamin]

Hannah, are you entering? :)

[Smithy]

Still haven't figured out what I want to do yet but I've got one idea floating round my head atm.

Do single ladies again, but sing it live :amazed:

[Z]

Do single ladies again, but sing it live :amazed:

:laugh: I threw out the leotard when I was moving out of my flat unfortunately!

[Z]

I may however appear as another popstar instead...

[Lewis.]

Nope doesn't have to be comedy, anything you want to show case as talent (anything within reason mind) is cool. :thumbs:

Will see :hugesmile: can't be funny when I think too much about it... I'm more spontaneous. :dance:

[Tom4784]

I'm in the process of making a prop flower headband thing for mine. If it goes as well as in my head I'll be magneficent and storm this competition.

[/ego]

[Benjamin]

Dezzy if you enter you can't be a judge. :tongue:


-would rather Dezzy enter as knows it will be an hilarious entry-

[Niall]

I may however appear as another popstar instead...

I've already claimed Madonna. BACK AWAY BITCH.

[Smithy]

omg, -knows what gregs thinking- :amazed:

-runs to the butchers-

[Tom4784]

Dezzy if you enter you can't be a judge. :tongue:


-would rather Dezzy enter as knows it will be an hilarious entry-

I'm gonna film it first to see how I feel about it, although I've been hit with a massive problem. There's not a single red dress in this house :bawling:

[Benjamin]

I'm gonna film it first to see how I feel about it, although I've been hit with a massive problem. There's not a single red dress in this house :bawling:

:laugh:


Charity shops, dirt cheap red dresses. ;)

[Tom4784]

I'll just settle for wearing red clothes I think.

[Tom4784]

Actually SCREW THAT, I need to find myself a Geisha costume :amazed:

[Shaun]

-will probably die if this happens-

[Benjamin]

Actually SCREW THAT, I need to find myself a Geisha costume :amazed:

:amazed:

[Stu]

I'm pulling out citing the sudden onset of extreme apathy.

[Lee.]

Stu, that isn't permitted!

[Benjamin]

I'm pulling out citing the sudden onset of extreme apathy.

:nono:

[Lee.]

Tell him Ben!

[Tom4784]

I've come up with a name for mine, Your future winner shall be called 'Memoirs of a Mod'. I've fashioned a Kimono out of a bathrobe now all I need to is figure out how to put my hair into a top bun and what to do for the make up. Oh and make some fans but that's easy.

[Z]

I've come up with a name for mine, Your future winner shall be called 'Memoirs of a Mod'. I've fashioned a Kimono out of a bathrobe now all I need to is figure out how to put my hair into a top bun and what to do for the make up. Oh and make some fans but that's easy.

:laugh2: Please, PLEASE enter this!!!

[Lee.]

:amazed:

[arista]

I'll do it!


Spiffing

[Tom4784]

Hmm, I might have to make a Geisha mask as I haven't got any stage make-up and I wouldn't know how to do it anyway. I'm gonna end up losing the facial expressions though which would be the best part :sad:

[Locke.]

I'm having to pull out due to creative differences with my production team

[Lee.]

Hmm, I might have to make a Geisha mask as I haven't got any stage make-up and I wouldn't know how to do it anyway. I'm gonna end up losing the facial expressions though which would be the best part :sad:
All you need is some white make up, black eyeliner and blusher. I got white make up in superdrug for a couple if pounds and raid your mum/gf/sisters make up bag for the rest!

[Lee.]

I'm having to pull out due to creative differences with my production team
Don't be ridiculous!

[Smithy]

throw talcum powder on your face Dezzy :amazed: plus you won't get dirty looks buying that

[Tom4784]

All you need is some white make up, black eyeliner and blusher. I got white make up in superdrug for a couple if pounds and raid your mum/gf/sisters make up bag for the rest!

I don't really wanna spend any money on it since it'll lead to awkward questions and I'll probably make a mess of the make up since I've pretty much never done it before. I think I might go with the mask for convenience, if someone comes back unexpectedly partway through recording it's just a case of ripping off the mask and such. I'll have to make up the loss of facial expressions through making my dance even more stunning then previously planned.

*Hires a squad of backing dancers and a few flamethrowers.*

[Lee.]

I don't really wanna spend any money on it since it'll lead to awkward questions and I'll probably make a mess of the make up since I've pretty much never done it before. I think I might go with the mask for convenience, if someone comes back unexpectedly partway through recording it's just a case of ripping off the mask and such. I'll have to make up the loss of facial expressions through making my dance even more stunning then previously planned.

*Hires a squad of backing dancers and a few flamethrowers.*
:laugh:

I honestly can't wait for this whole thing!

[Shaun]

people are running scared from Dezzy's competition :nono: cowards

[Tom4784]

people are running scared from Dezzy's competition :nono: cowards

IKR, No one here has the heart of a true Samurai.

Okobyou Mono!

*Walks off while fanning myself and chortling.*

[hannah.]

mine shall be called 'Hanagerie' and I'm doing it at the weekend and it will be EXCELLENT

[Novo]

And there was me thinking " The Locke Ness Monster " was a bad name

[hannah.]

you haven't seen it yet andy

[Novo]

I meant the name Hannah

[hannah.]

you don't know why it's called that though

[Novo]

I have worked it out

[Benjamin]

I have already been sent one entry. :evilgrin:

[Tom4784]

I did a run through of my routine and now I'm knackered. I'm not sure how she did it back then. I'll film mine next week I think.

[Benjamin]

How are everyone's entries going? :hugesmile:

[lily.]

If there's a way to make it so that guests can't see this topic and everyone promises not to misuse the videos ala what happened with Thomas C then I'll enter.

Don't be naive Dean... the fact that you've asked for people not to misuse the video will make people want to misuse it even more..

Or maybe it's just me who does things like that..

[Shaun]

linda. glare/

[lily.]

2baha/

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[Shaun]

linda > you.

is anyone else struggling to bother with this? :laugh: -thinks we were all just drunk on silliness-

[Judas]

How are everyone's entries going? :hugesmile:
Well arista is refusing to wear the matching corset I picked out for us so we are negotiating contracts and considering begining solo careers. I can't believe though such small details has brought our act down, both of us refuse to budge. I'm not a diva, but he has to do what I want.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i bet niall is the only one to have actually done this :joker:

[Shaun]

i'll feel sad if Dean has actually done his after all the pestering. I just cba since mine requires a wig and I just don't have one.

[Judas]

i'll feel sad if Dean has actually done his after all the pestering. I just cba since mine requires a wig and I just don't have one.

I heard the 'red one' had some spare labia hair you could knit a wig from?

[Shaun]

it has to be blonde I'm afraid

[Tom4784]

I don't think i'll be able to do this, My house will be like a departure lounge over the next few weeks so I'm not sure I'll have enough private time to do this as I don't really want to explain to a very confused family why I'm dressed as a Geisha and dancing to a japanese version of Wuthering Heights.

[Shaun]

dean please stop posting potential signature quotes

[Tom4784]

dean please stop posting potential signature quotes

I can't help it, I was cursed by an gyspy shaman at birth to be insanely quotable.

[Shaun]

YOU WERE CURSED BY THE LOVECHILD OF GYPSYGOTH, ICEMAN AND I? :o

[Jords]

YOU WERE CURSED BY THE LOVECHILD OF GYPSYGOTH, ICEMAN AND I? :o

:laugh3:

[Tom4784]

YOU WERE CURSED BY THE LOVECHILD OF GYPSYGOTH, ICEMAN AND I? :o

Yes :bawling: He's as evil as he is implausible.

[Tom4784]

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*Silently weeps as I dance to this one more time, feeling sorrow for what might have been but exhilaration as I dance like never before. As the final note of the song fades I unfold my umbrella and walk away quietly into the Bamboo forest*

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I'll miss pretending to be a Geisha.

[Z]

DEAN. LOL. DO IT. -is listening-

[Lee.]

So who is still doing this??